Following the arrest of
@TornadoCash
developer, I propose we also arrest the CEO of
@Casio_USA
for allowing Al Qaeda to use their watches as part of their bombs
Found a crazy on-chain long-tail MEV bot today, making roughly $500k/month
Did some analysis on it and found out there is no competition, gonna write a thread on how you can capitalize on it too
Follow me for the BIGGEST alpha leak of the decade, millionaire status imminent
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Not MEV Alpha, but been getting a lot of DMs asking me how does one get started with making $$
So, a thread on making some molah 🤑🤑🤑 in the EVM dark forest 🧵⬇️
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Arb bots beware -- the dangers of bad documentation
While
@Uniswap
has done a fantastic job overall, their example v2 flashswap code contains some flaws
A thread on proper uniswapV2Call protection 🧵🧵🧵
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Ever been rate limited by
@infura_io
or
@AlchemyPlatform
cuz ur frontend needs to query 50+ separate pieces of data every block?
🧵👇 On how you can reduce that to 1 (100% of the time)
🎁🎁🎁
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As we approach the season of giving (and 2k special), its time for another MEV KNAWLEDGE THREAD
Ever wondered why some sandwich bots have hundreds of 1 wei ERC20 tokens in their wallets?
🐇🕳️⬇️
Found another artist on
@ethereumpow
Someone:
1. Accumulated a bunch of
@aave
(for practically free)
2. Submitted a proposal to give him control
3. Voted for himself
4. Received ~5.8k ETHW (~$25k USD)
0xe6ba83853f5b1d34e11595bff39f751cc01d9298
Uber, the world’s largest taxi company, owns no vehicles
Facebook, the world’s most popular media owner, creates no content
Airbnb, the world’s largest accommodation provider, owns no real estate
You, the world's largest bank,
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As the new (self-appointed) CMO for
@Irenezhao_
's new startup
@socol_io
I've erected a new DAO - IreneDAO to help align incentives between her and her followers
To participate in the DAO activities you need to hold a (free) NFT pass (1107 avail)
Since 2018, Ive been sending myself yearly summaries
Feels nostalgic looking at them now
Glad I stuck with gribyto despite negative public sentiment back then
One of my banks absolutely melting down because I withdrew a little crypto money to buy a house
Asking for the color of my underwear and what size my socks are and demanding an answer by the next day
Absolute cringefest, what century is this
👋 friends of mine who are older -- i turned 18 yesterday and need some advice
i've been living my life way too responsibly
what are some stupid things i should do before i become too old?
Had the pleasure of attending the Rust x Ethereum day hosted by
@paradigm
and
@gakonst
Been playing around with Reth and loved it so much, I wrote a tutorial on extending Reth to include your own custom API
Check it out 🙏🫡
A little alpha for any travelling nomads:
There's a lot of *free* WeWork-like desk space in various parts of the world
They're funded by the tax payers of said region, and are commonly called "libraries"
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Gas golfing Sundays - Did you know that EIP 1559 transactions (type 2) supports optional access lists?
What is an optional access list you ask? 🧵👇
Lifehack: if you need any Uniswap math, just google "Uniswap <description> desmos", and
@danrobinson
probably has made an interactive graph for that
Max pain for me. I crawled so you can walk.
After a couple hours of head scratching and some exchanges with
@boredGenius
I have finally made a way to optimally add liquidity to UniswapV3
Code incoming
between blocks 16,380,000 and 16,400,000 0x0b382c0a00d6080b0009f003c050eac3c30f0000 was consistently *over* bidding their sandwich bundles by 0.0005 ETH to drive away competition
there's a lot more interesting stuff in the dark forest, but there isn't a good way to explore it,…
Unpopular opinion: If you can't find happiness at 6figs, 9figs isn't going to change anything
A good friend of mine earned a good 6 figures last cycle, cashed and checked out of this mental illness group
Pretty sure he's top 0.1% happiness
In March 2020, a large majority of my stack was liquidated on
@MakerDAO
for 0 DAI
I stupidly leveraged long ETH at $300 with a liquidation price of $100 thinking it would never happen
My ETFs were also down ~25%
I thought it was the end for me -- I lost the one shot I had
I don't like femboys. I'm just actively engaging with their DAOs to get whitelists and make money. Their s-stupid sexy tummies and thighs do nothing to me. I'm not obsessed with them at all. It's all just an act. I'm merely pretending.