ngobrol sm cewek2 tuh seru bgt ya.... tbtb nyeletuk kangen pacar...... nyeletuk pengen eyelash extension.... nail art.... make up..... oh to live in a world with girls only
adulting bener2 bikin nyadar EVERRYTHING NEEDS MONEYYYYYYY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY beli apapun DUIT apa-apa solusinya DUIT everything will get easier if i have 1 MILYAR RIGHT NOW my depression is cured trauma healed skin cleared body hot and healthy apa ini krn tanggal tua aja
gw: (nangisin kerjaan)
my bf: (comforting me) (ngasih tisu) by maaf ya km ngelap air mata km sendiri aja soalnya nanti kena make up aku takut salah.....
HE KNOWS THE ASSIGNMENT 🙏🏼
hati-hati di jalan by tulus is so sad because it's the stage where you already accept and let them go ... you realize it's not meant to be and there's just no chance to be together again so the last thing u can do is saying goodbye and wishing them to be safe on their own
contoh memuji tp tidak catcalling: gw lagi di lrt trus tbtb dicompliment mas2 "mba, mbanya cantik. semangat ya mbanya" trus memberi thumbs up 👍🏼😁 tidak kiw kiw tidak siul tidak "neng" 👍🏼👍🏼👍🏼
males bgt sama orang yg "ihhh pemilu damai2 aja dong jangan norak deh harus ngejatohin paslon lain 🥺" bro ni paslon kerjaannya ngacak2 negara mulu. if they disrespect the system, why would we respect them too???
Banyak orang marah BUKAN karena beda pilihan tapi karena:
- Nepotisme Gibran
- Pelanggaran HAM belum tuntas
- BuzzeRp tapi sok netral & sok bijak
Dan masih banyak lagi
Coba liat 01 sama 03, seberapa dari mereka yang saling memarahi karena beda pilihan?
gw kadang kaga percaya dah kalo diblg cantik irl.. kalo online gw masih percaya soalnya i WORKED hard for it (selfie beratus2 kali ampe bener) tp kl dipuji langsung... ah yg bener luh... basa-basi doang ya.. do u mean that... r u just being nice... ah bisa aja dah luh...
tp bener laki tuh kadang emang gak ada intensi jahat dan brengsek gt loh tapi emang otaknya ga nyampe aja ..... like theoretically they're not assholes ..... but dumb
gak ketemu pacarku seperti tidak BERNAFAS..... i Am Dying...... tolong..... sesek nafas.... mual.... muntah..... i cant live a day without seeing him physically........ i cant do this...... SESAK....... gak bisa napas....... tolongin.... tolong... TOLONG.....
jujur w seneng bgt taehyung jennie pacaran soalnya kyk.... both fandoms are messy to each other mampus udah cape2 fanwar taunya idol lu bedua pacaran kocak
knp pas ragil diundang di deddy pada heboh bgt ya, bukannya waktu itu pernah juga undang chika yumi intm????? ooo lupa kalo lesbi pengecualian yah kan muasin fetish u u pada
kadang suka ngeliatin cewek cantik in public place kadang feel bad takut dikiranya lagi judging tapi ENGGA gw emg pengen liatin aja soalnya cantik bgt... kayak.... kok bisa secantik itu.... gbs ditahan AKU HRS KEK curi-curi pandang pura2 ngeliat yg lain TP SEBENERNYA MAU LIAT DIA
menurut gw org gaboleh ngatain org lain rambutnya lepek!!!!! THIS IS INDONESIA NO USA!!!!! NEGARA KITA NEGARA TROPIS!!!! DI MANA2 GERAH!! SUMPEK!!! APALAGI JKT!!! MAU KERAMAS BERKALI2 JG TETEP SUKA LEPEK!!! DRY SHAMPOO MAHAL!!!! WE'RE ECONOMICALLY RUINED!! GABISA BELI TERUS!!!
my ibu kosan asked me mbak itu siapa ya yg tiap tengah malem suka kedengeran nangis... kira2 mbak tau ga ya soalnya kasian trus gw jawab jgn2 hantu bu.... padahal sebenernya gw
semoga gak ada orang yang ngomong "no one cares about your spotify wrapped" karna i do care!!!! aku suka liatin postingan spotify wrapped kalian satu satu semuanya!!!! its fun!!!! post them!!!! I CARE!!!!
jijik bgt liat junior roberts you are 22 YEARS OLD why are u with a minor... 16 tahun.... and people are normalizing them as a couple....?????? jijik bgt jijik
ALHAMDULILLAH...... gara-gara ngetweet ini doaku dijabah.... pacarku tiba-tiba surprise nyamperin ke bandung.... terima kasih ALLAH ❤️ terima kasih semesta.... i can finally breathe now..... i am Fully Healed... no longer dying
gak ketemu pacarku seperti tidak BERNAFAS..... i Am Dying...... tolong..... sesek nafas.... mual.... muntah..... i cant live a day without seeing him physically........ i cant do this...... SESAK....... gak bisa napas....... tolongin.... tolong... TOLONG.....
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pengen kaya bgt.. what the hell im gonna do after graduate bro i dont wanna live struggling pay check to pay check i wanna b comfortable and unbothered by prices i wanna travel across the world thru business class airplane and sleeping in fancy penthouse or villa AHHHHHHHLL
aneh bgt kalo kerjaan tuh orang pake whatsapp… padahal line lebih fungsional dan lebih enak? bisa ada album, notes, announcement, saved files, trs ada line meetnya segala???? kenapa org-org pada pake whatsapp that app is ugly dan gampang disadap
baru keinget waktu sma ada anak-anak ui ngasih materi trs salah satunya duduk samping gw, dia emg cewek cakep badai rambut catok kriting layer salon + putih trs some of my classmates kayak senyum2 ngeliatin trs ngomong "kebanting banget" the start of my 13th reasons why fr
oh itu cowo kamu yang isi feedsnya cuman foto main futsal ala-ala yang difotoin pake kamera dslr dan foto bareng tongkrongannya di warpat yang tidak ada personality-nya itu
@angewwie
aku penasaran sebenernya cat calling yang baik atau buruk itu kek gmn. kmaren habis diskusi sama seorang teman cowok, aku sama dia pernah di cat calling dan intinya merujuk ke “masnya ganteng” bukannya merasa terganggu tapi kita ngerasa malah dipuji “anjay gw ganteng bet cuy”
talking full english to non-indonesian people is kinda annoying for me bc i can't help myself from saying 'gitu' or 'kek' or 'oh iya?' in the middle of sentences
jd inget waktu sma dulu pernah diketawain n dibilang sedih karna pinned chat gue cm grup kelas angkatan dll bukan cowok.. why do people shame others for not being in relationship atau gak deket sm siapa2 sih at that time jg i dont give a fuck abt my love life lmao segapeduli itu
i kinda enjoy being single lately tapi pengen juga having someone to talk to everyday tanpa ngerasa annoying trus ngabarin hal gapenting kayak “aaaaaaa liat masa td gelas pecah terus jari aku kena terus berdaraaah” trus dibalesnya “ututut kucian mana gelasnya sini kumarahin”
menikah menakutkan tapiiiiiii gw pengen yang abis ngedate pulangnya tetep sama cowo gw kek.... kaga ada tuh dadah-dadahan nyampe kamar sendirian merasa kosong krn abis seneng seharian pokoknya gw mau spend time sm cowo gw SELAMANYAAAAAA tidak ada jeda
1. shes better than me i would literally punch him in the face rightaway
2. man just threw peace sign blatantly ur SUPPOSED TO GET ON UR KNEES AND CRY
3. also its not even gombalan ITS STRAIGHT SEXUAL HARRASSMENTTTTTT and the audiences should've apologized to her too!!!!!
video permintaan maaf komika felix seda ke mbak nana stlh td ngisi stand up di desak anies jogja
"dimaafin asal betul-betul jadi pembelajaran," kata mba najwa shihab.
bjir gw waktu sma inget bgt complimenting this girl's hair trus gw nanya pake apa trus dia kyk "ya pake catokan lah pake apa lg" ya gw tau elu pake catokan.... trs gw nanya oh maksudnya merk apa.... trs dia jawab males-malesan LIKE... no need to be that rude gw cuma nanya doang
pacaran seru bgt soalnyah...... i love small little things yg kayak..... lagi sibuk ngerjain sesuatu lalu dicium pipi..... lagi bengong dibilang cantik..... rambut diusel-usel...... sebelum pamitan pelukan yg lama padahal besoknya jg bertemu lagi.....
maturing is when u stop confronting people alias diemin aja orgnya ampe sadar sendiri atau ngga yaudah bodo amat lah gw kaga mo peduli lagi better save my energy for something else important
sebenernya agak kocak org2 baru pada nge-cancel the 1975 padahal matty dari dulu emg aneh.......... hes been doing questionable things why didnt u stop stanning them back then lol
tiktok people be saying "if you feel sad just go outside & take a walk 🥰" yeah well my country is not walkable & even if i walk i'll be catcalled.....!! not helping!!!!!!!!
tempat enak untuk bengong / nangis di jakarta:
- one satrio
- setiabudi one
- taman literasi blok m
- tim
- skywalk senayan
- gbk
- taman plaza senayan
suka ada stereotipikal phrase yang kalo cewek ngomong "have fun" ke pacarnya itu sarkas..... jujur gw ga pernah sarkas gw beneran n genuinely tell my bf to have fun 😭
can at least something nice and good happen to me this month please please please i've been through a lot please something good please i just want good and peace @ universe i cant handle another inconveniences anymore PLEASE