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@levgarrity
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i love when someone in a fandom makes a joke and everyone collectively laughs at it until one popular acc is like “uhh this is kinda weird ://” and everyone immediately switches up and pretends they were upset by it the whole time. hilarious mob mentality. no notes
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2 years
i love fanfiction like yes put those guys in a situation
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1 year
reminder that erica didn’t even question lucas being bisexual she just started judging his taste in men
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2 years
so riverdale is ending soon & im sure a lot of people are curious what’s been going on but don’t want to sit through 116 episodes. well you’re in luck bcs i just rewatched it all in a week and wrote a brief recap that i will now share so YOU can jump right into the final season
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f: richie
2 years
can’t believe no one has posted “my name is skyler white, yo”
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Breaking Bad Season 1 is actually so fuckin funny tho
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f: richie
9 months
imogen is a lesbian, a 🧵 #Heartstopper
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f: richie
2 years
i saw someone point out that nancy wouldn’t fit into steve’s ideal future of being a dedicated parent but EDDIE literally goes around adopting little lost freshmen and the vision is so so clear
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2 years
stranger things twitter is so funny bcs 90% of them have never been in a fandom before. “shipping non-canon ships is weird” “why are people making fake posters (fanart)” “this character isn’t queer/neurodivergent why are u saying they are” my brother in christ you are in a FANDOM
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1 year
people say glee lost it around season 5 but in 2x03 finn thought jesus appeared on his grilled cheese so he prayed to it asking to touch his gf’s boobs even though his stepdad was literally dying in the hospital but the counselor told him to stop so he sang losing my religion
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2 years
actual corn plate tweet but i love remembering that lucas picked up a little pinecone he found and was just holding it for this entire scene
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9 months
“i’m bi actually” being overused was the POINT if it annoyed you how often nick says it THAT’S THE FUCKING POINT because it’s ANNOYING to CONSTANTLY HAVE TO EXPLAIN YOUR SEXUALITY
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1 year
she was like oh lucas is dating a guy? yeah that makes sense. but why are you ugly
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f: richie
2 years
absolutely obsessed with the fact wille saw one video of his ex singing karaoke with another guy and had a breakdown, called up the queen, demanded to be put on speaker with the whole royal staff, and threatened to air all their dirty laundry and abdicate
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@levgarrity
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11 months
NO ACTUALLY IM NOT KIDDING THIS TIME HE DIED LIKE 3 WEEKS AGO
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11 months
why did i just find out dr phil died
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@levgarrity
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2 years
one thing i love about young royals is that its queer characters subvert stereotypes. for example simon proves that just because you’re gay, doesn’t mean you have good fashion sense
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5 months
a volunteer was just removed from @ao3org for showing support for Palestine. extremely disappointed in an organization that claims to be against censorship enacting it as soon as someone goes against their team’s violent political views. do not give the OTW your money.
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no longer volunteering for ao3 because i had "from the river to the sea, palestine will be free" as my slack status lol
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f: richie
9 months
kinda sick of people saying “they’re teenagers” in response to people complaining about nick and charlie not having sex. it’s more like “charlie is a SA survivor with anorexia and there’s a whole plotline about him working through that in therapy so he can feel comfortable”
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1 year
y’all young royals is a swedish show so it needed less views to be considered for renewal than those under netflix US. also it has a budget of 5 dollars and a peanut butter sandwich
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7 months
idk how i expected this movie to end but i was not thinking mass murder
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7 months
gonna finally watch bottoms tonight
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2 years
betty, who is now dating jughead, throws him a birthday party even though he hates birthdays, which results in this
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9 months
that rwrb instagram marketing is so crazy omg … both of them posting regularly up until the movie releases and they go silent for days before alex releases a statement confirming their relationship. because the movie is our universe’s equivalent of their emails being leaked AGH
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f: richie
1 year
thread of cinematic parallels between prince wilhelm of sweden and kurt hummel of glee
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@levgarrity
f: richie
2 years
jonathan stans must be sleeping so well knowing all their fav is gonna do on july 1 is be an lgbt ally and smoke weed
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@levgarrity
f: richie
2 years
archie goes to juvie and surely you’ve seen this
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2 years
so to clarify we have Narrator Jughead, who is now dead; Jughead Classic, from the og universe; and Young Jughead, for a total of 3. it was at this point i asked myself: remember when the big conflict in this show was archie not knowing whether he wanted to sing or play football?
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2 years
cheryl is arrested on suspicion of her brother’s murder but she’s cleared. betty puts on a wig and lingerie and waterboards a male student with maple syrup. meanwhile, archie has to make a difficult choice: football or music? these subplots are all treated with equal importance.
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1 year
@CherryShyGuy im not saying this means lucas IS bi im saying she wouldn’t care if he was
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f: richie
2 years
this town is similar to riverdale but a little darker, and magic/supernatural occurrences are more common. cheryl runs a school for girls out of her mansion where, i shit you not, they all wear neon genesis evangelion cosplay uniforms
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f: richie
1 year
@punishedmother this is what the first frame of the video looks like (i saw a censored version). turn off autoplay in your settings!!!
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f: richie
2 years
i take back what i said before this is the funniest thing to happen in young royals
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f: richie
2 months
“simon isn’t built for the royal life” AND WILLE IS???????????
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bro ☠️☠️☠️
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f: richie
9 months
and finally proof i am not crazy, imogen watching sahar while lights the color of the lesbian flag shine on her (to parallel the bi lights on nick at the party in s1). also worth noting this is cut with isaac discovering the book – they’re both having their “heartstopper moments”
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f: richie
2 years
toni is pregnant. kevin is dating (+ cheating on) fangs fogarty and they’re thinking of adopting the baby? i think? betty and archie get together and do firefighter roleplay in bed. cheryl starts a cult. jughead gets abducted by aliens. I REPEAT: jughead gets abducted by aliens.
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2 years
riverdale is a CW series loosely based on the archie comics. it follows jughead jones, a quiet outcast and writer; betty cooper, the girl next door; veronica lodge, a rich socialite; cheryl blossom, the head bitch in charge; and archie andrews, who is also there
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f: richie
2 years
deleted my post where i claimed an episode + timestamp in season 2 because the time i claimed was the exact moment august’s bare ass was on screen
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f: richie
2 years
just for fun here are some subplots that didn’t make the cut: - archie getting mauled by a bear - toni becoming La Llorona? - betty’s whole “dark betty” alter ego (touched on; remember the syrup torture) - the tickIe porn thing
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2 years
and that’s where we are now. will the comet destroy life in riverdale as we know it? will our beloved characters keep their superpowers? how many more jugheads are there? what am i doing with my life? hopefully all these questions will be answered as the season comes to a close
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f: richie
2 years
sidenote can i take a moment to appreciate the names of the side characters in this series. im skimming 2x21 while writing this and so far have heard: poppa poutine, small fry, fangs fogarty, sweet pea, mrs. klump, & great-grandpappy cooper. all mentioned in very serious contexts
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f: richie
9 months
IN CONCLUSION imogen and her relationships with boys have always been written in a way that feels a LOT like comphet and there are many parallels between her and nick that suggest they might be experiencing a similar journey of discovery. and i called that shit last year
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2 years
@bIackvIvet same energy
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2 years
archie is back from the war. choni are broken up. betty is an FBI agent. veronica is married and calls herself “the she-wolf of wall street” every 5 secs. jughead is a published writer. but eventually they all return to riverdale and become teachers with zero qualifications
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f: richie
9 months
everyone has talked about this scene but i want you to pay attention to how tara watches imogen follow sahar and says “interesting”. tell me that doesn’t remind you of all her knowing looks @ nick when he talked about charlie before he came out to her. TARA HAS IMPECCABLE GAYDAR.
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2 years
- cheryl being possessed by her lesbian ancestor who was burned at the stake - reggie being recast & the original actor returning as alt-dimension reggie - the writers coming up with increasingly ridiculous excuses for archie to be shirtless at all times (see “mauled by a bear”)
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1 year
🧵: young royals characters as animal crossing villagers but i put a ridiculous amount of thought into it
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2 years
jughead gets into a prestigious college for his writing, meanwhile betty is dealing with some troubling flashbacks and finds out she carries the “serial kiIIer gene”. betty’s mom stops the leader of the farm from escaping to space in his rocket ship. yes you read that right
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f: richie
2 years
now get into this: the explosion opens a rift to an alternate universe. from now on we are following the citizens of riverVALE
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2 years
cheryl tries to drown herself but archie saves her, then she sets her house on fire. archie/veronica and betty/jughead have simultaneous sex scenes while imagine dragons blasts in the background. B&J are interrupted by the serpents, who recruit jughead. imagine dragons continues
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2 years
disclaimer: i am leaving out A LOT of points to focus on the very basics. also please support this thread i did write it for fun bcs i love this show but i also lost a bit of my sanity trying to explain the plot concisely
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2 years
“wilmon snow kiss” “wilmon hand kiss” bro. wilmon PUBLIC kiss
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9 months
apparently imogen’s reasoning for why her and nick should go out are that they’ve “been friends for so long” and “hang out every morning”. it’s not about any feelings she has or chemistry between them. they’re a boy and a girl who are close friends so of course they should date!
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but when they decide they should just be friends, suddenly their interactions are allowed to be more intimate – their platonic relationship is real, not something imogen is performing for other people.
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i believed imogen was a lesbian since season 1 and i want to explain why. firstly her crush on nick was always interesting to me because it was written so much differently than any other crush (charlie, elle, tao). listen to what she says in this scene:
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i hope you guys are enjoying the new DID show! that actor’s stans believe the disorder i developed from being abused as a toddler makes me an evil monster and think i need to be ki||ed as a direct result of watching it! but he wore eyeliner so it’s hard to take a side really
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2 years
@wlwolfhards ive always loved how will’s costume looks a little different from the others bcs joyce made his. good detail
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2 years
14 y/os whose entire sense of humor is "omg i HAAATE [oppressed group im a part of] SLUR SLUR SLUR" are the bane of my fucking existence
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f: richie
2 years
THE STEDDIE GAY DADS AGENDA IS THRIVING
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2 years
- people being able to trigger betty into a dissociative fugue by saying the word tangerine - veronica kiIIing her husband whose name was chadwick btw - cheryl stalking josie and mailing her a pig heart that’s just off the top of my head feel free to add more
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2 years
archie attempts to escape from juvie but fails, then joins the prison fight club, then kisses kevin’s serpent ex-boyfriend joaquin, then joaquin stabs him, then veronica wears a terrible wig, then he escapes again. cannot stress enough that all happened in one episode
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2 years
stranger things is the only fandom where one character could be canonically IN LOVE WITH the other and people will call them a crackship
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just to reiterate his stepdad, kurt’s DAD, an integral character, was dying of a heart attack and this was like a subplot to finn’s religious sandwich dilemma. the episode was called grilled cheesus.
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and then there’s sahar. we learn that they used to be friends, but then imogen got a boyfriend and suddenly stopped texting sahar. a gay story as old as time if u ask me
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2 years
🧵 young royals as headlines from reductress/the onion because i was bored
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2 years
my favorite joke in young royals is when stella and fredrika are called up to do their presentation and they’re like “capital punishment: yay or nay? we say yay :)” and then it cuts 😭😭😭😭
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2 years
what follows is one of my favorite sequences in television history
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2 years
betty loves archie but he’s into the new girl in town, veronica. despite this, betty and veronica become best friends as betty’s other bff kevin hovers around them like a one-dimensional gay mosquito. anyways guess what? it turns out jason didn’t drown, HE WAS SHOT
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i’ve been neglecting cheryl and toni! toni is one of the serpents who jughead met in s2 when he transferred schools briefly. toni saved cheryl from conversion therapy and they’re dating now and we are all rooting for them.
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wille is just such good representation for girls who went completely insane at age 16
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we also find out after jughead broke up with betty years ago he fell into a sewer and encountered The Rat King? and i think he had rabies? idk. anyway he’s fine but it turns out the aliens, who are dubbed mothmen (plural), are just a family of hillbillies in costumes. phew!
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as soon as she thinks she’s in with nick, she takes any opportunity to show people how cute they look together. we see she loves the external validation she gets from having a boyfriend, but we still learn nothing about why she actually likes nick as a person?
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2 years
she is an icon
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my doughter she has 76 mental illnesses
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she’s also portrayed as a stereotypical straight ally who constantly asserts that she’s straight and an ALLY! even saying the classic “everything would be easier if i was into girls” which is hilarious but these could all be seen as stereotypes of deeply repressed gay people too
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2 years
@youarelikepapa_ @emrxss i forgot her name was maxine i was sitting here like “maxe mayfielde?????”
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9 months
after she finally dumps ben (slay), imogen isn’t upset about losing him in the slightest bc she didn’t really like him. she just says she “shouldn’t have done that in front of everyone”. again, all she’s worried about is how her peers perceive her.
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“i hope mike doesn’t have to deal with will in s5” hey guys remember in s2 when mike didn’t have to deal with will bcs joyce was taking care of him but he called them from school, biked across town, forced his way in and stayed glued to will’s side until he got better anyway? no?
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he’s homophobic. he’s gay. he’s unemployed but thinks he has a job. (s)he’s nonbinary. he has an anxiety disorder. he tried to shoot a guy in the head. and he’s next in line to the swedish throne
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2 years
it’s so funny how we were all prepared to see bitchy jealous wille but wille was actually really nice about marcus meanwhile jealous simon was like
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and losing my religion is spliced with shots of kurt in distress trying to reconcile his atheist ideals with the very real possibility that his dad is ABOUT TO FUCKING DIE and their journeys are treated with the exact same amount of weight and seriousness in this moment
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@k1ndbutnotsoft that’s the point? the barbies literally know nothing about feminism or gender roles at all so they need to be explained surface level concepts. it also needs to be accessible for younger audiences. ofc they weren’t going to dive into anything deeper
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2 years
i have been avoiding talking about the musical episodes bcs i don’t even know what to say. but i have to mention this one bcs i initially forgot it was a musical episode so imagine my fucking face when they burst into song out of nowhere
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7 months
every post i’ve seen from neil gaiman’s tumblr is just some 15 year old fan harping on him with the most chronically online perspectives of his work and him just responding like “im normal”
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From Neil
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2 years
now we’re on the ICONIC midnight club episode in which the actors play younger versions of the parents who met in detention. it’s like the breakfast club except they all play G&G and a similar ritualistic sacrifice happens and they all swear to never speak of it again
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but it turns out this explosion, along with rendering jughead partially deaf, gave the gang superpowers. betty can read auras, archie has super strength, veronica can generate poison from her body, jughead can read minds, and tabitha can time travel, which she does
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2 years
do u see the vision
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i also think it’s interesting, thematically, that when imogen is interested in dating nick, they always interact in public – with the people imogen seeks validation from in the background, usually watching and/or audibly egging her on
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luckily betty stops him, oh she’s in a wedding dress bcs her and archie were about to get married don’t worry about it
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cheryl stole jason’s body from the farm and her house is now being haunted by the spirit of her third triplet which she absorbed in the womb, julian. meanwhile jughead is investigating a mystery surrounding the ghostwriter of a popular book series and a coverup
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they trick him into selling his soul to the devil who calls himself louis cypher. he’s actually been present this whole season but the literal devil showing up and bringing with him biblical plagues felt like an unimportant plot point if you can believe it
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2 years
to the shippers in the quotes making conspiracy theories about my stance on the love square based on this thread look no further. i believe in jarchie endgame
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the black hood is finally revealed (actually for the second time because he was revealed in the christmas special to be the janitor or something but that was a red herring) ..... BETTY’S DAD! (gasp) don’t ask me what his motive was i think they just made this one up on the spot
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i need to see their reaction to season 2 so desperately
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cheryl and jason’s dad! jason found out he was using their family’s maple syrup business as a front for heroin dealings so he had to go. he was also planning to run away with polly and marry her, but it turns out they’re actually cousins, so maybe it was for the best
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as archie flees to canada, betty is sent away to live at “the farm”, which is a boarding school now i guess, where they drug her with fizzle rocks (not to be confused with jingle jangle, the drug the serpents are involved with)
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archie is dealing with PTSD hallucinations which means actors dressed as soldiers stand silently behind him all the time and it’s very funny. oh and this whole time betty has been investigating her sister polly’s disappearance
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2 years
btw if @mikesmicYT ever wants to do a full recap of riverdale this is my formal application to be a consultant on that. this show is my pretty little liars
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remember betty’s brother charles? turns out he’s actually alive and is working for the FBI with betty’s mom who was secretly an informant this whole time. also his father is F.P. jones which makes him jughead’s brother as well. so. chew on that for awhile
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2 years
breaking my silence this was the cutest wilmon scene
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but she’s miserable with ben. despite this she still continues to date him, so elle asks imogen if she even likes ben. there’s an awkward silence and then she quickly changes the subject. because she knows she doesn’t, but can’t explain why else she would want to stay with him.
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when nick tells her how he feels – he only does things because everyone else is, and he’s been burying his real personality for a long time – she looks away like she’s deep in thought, then says she understands. i think these are also the reasons she was pursuing nick.
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