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how are people THIS talented!???
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LMFAOOOOOO why am i so dead rn
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him: you look so beautiful me:
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when i tell ya im crying. NY different
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this video will forver have me dead LMFAOOO
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this is where i want to be rn
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me while having a whole convo with my wax lady
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me to me after venting to myself
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4 years
i like twitter rn. we just all collectively agreeing that this country is a joke that has two children running for president
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4 years
hulu is $1.99 for a whole year for black friday. do what you want with that information 🙏🏽
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4 years
facts
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4 years
ma'am we are not the same and i am fucking glad.
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@lessucrito
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10 months
a baddie in the deli? it's giving ice spice
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@lessucrito
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2 years
manifesting a romantic man fr
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late night gym sesh
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@lessucrito
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it's him saying she got the nerve coming out all dressed up after they broke up, as if he wasnt in that SAME CLUB, DRESSED UP, RIGHT AFTER THEY BROKE UP.
i was so proud of sammi here
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a dominican love story
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4 years
dear monat, forex and herbalife ppl, no ❤️
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this is really how it is rn
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3 years
wishing he was an actual news reporter for news 12 the bronx
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@lessucrito
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5 months
125 lbs vs. 155 lbs
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this is what niggas in DR think we living like in the U.S
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What my cousins back home think we live like
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me after overthinking myself into sadness
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8 months
please bring back privacy
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@lessucrito
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2 years
COVID really started in 2019 and 2022 is in 2 weeks...
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4 years
a whole vibe
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2 years
its getting real scary in NY. too much shit is happening in broad day light alone. i think the pandemic bred a new level of crazy, im not kidding
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4 years
hi
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5 years
i understand the phrase "im getting too old for this shit" more and more every single day
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@lessucrito
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11 months
3 year difference. built baby 🦾🖤🖤
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4 years
high sex is really it
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sexual or not, i need a fucking massage nfs
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2 years
the universe will literally force you out of a space you are no longer supposed to be in. it doesnt matter if you try to stay in that space out of comfort/convenience--if it's not meant for you anymore you will get out willingly or unwillingly.
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4 years
January was Kobe February was Pop March is the Coronavirus I wonder what April has in store for us
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2 years
this is still one of my favorite videos LMAOOO
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3 years
leaving your drunk friends at a function by themselves is so evil and inconsiderate bro & if you do this you don't deserve friends
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4 years
women be like "i know a spot" and when the time comes its "you're gonna hate me 😩😩"
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4 years
progress pic
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bachata is one of the best genres of music on the planet 🥺
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6 months
facts
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@gymgirllex
BBL LEX
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Having built your body brick by brick makes you a different kind of cocky
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i love him 🥺🥺❤️
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4 years
you're suppose to wash dishes as you cook. idk how people can let their sink get to this point. i'd go crazy
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getting drunk w your nigga & going home together to get nasty >>>>
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seeing outsiders romanticize NY is so funny bc this shit is really the trenches
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pump went crazy earlier
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3 years
i swear i want to be wealthy so i can do things like this for people
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3 years
i really wanna thank Disney channel, Nickelodeon and Cartoon Network for having good shows and movies during my childhood
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4 years
LMFAOOOOOO
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2 years
NY is really not safe. I just had one of the scariest experiences of my life on a MTA bus. A man literally sat next to me out of all the seats available, looking around to see if ppl were watching, and whispered some dirty shit in my ear, didnt let me get up after i asked him to-
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lmaooo ima sound like such a gym rat when i say this but the gym is literally one of the best things to happen to me. my physique benefited from it but my mental health bro?? i am so grateful for the gym istg
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3 years
for anyone who wants to get started on eating healthy and feeding your body the necessary nutrients for longevity and overall health, here are color coded notes i've taken, with the benefits & foods you can eat!!
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2019 was the last normal year. aint nothing been the same since that lockdown and i'm being so serious
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its $1.99/month y'all. i made a typo, but regardless this shit is a deal so go crazy and go stupid
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this new madasgascar movie different
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smh i should've never said this LMFAOO
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i dare March to do some slick shit.
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when apartment hunting i look at the kitchen and the bathroom. if they're ugly, the apartment is a dub
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4 years
*inserts evil laugh*
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idk who raised some of you, but 1. you always hand money to someone in their HAND 2. if you go to someone's house, you greet everyone in the place even if you dont know them. 3. if you see me speaking w someone, do not interrupt. some of you really want werent raised right
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na looking back bro i really let CRAZY shit slide LMAOO. im really glad im not fucking stupid anymore
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realizing how many problems one person brings into your life after you look past your love for them is so eye opening
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i hate feeling under appreciated bc i really do shit out of love for ppl and never get the same in return
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when i tell ya im fucking crying LMFAOOOOOO
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sex flashbacks be bittersweet bc i want that rn rn 🥺😔
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they really tryna defund CUNY instead of the POLICE. THIS COUNTRY DOES NOT CARE ABOUT US. they're choosing police brutality over education. not to mention how this would directly affect families who cant afford college get an education. i mean it whne i say FUCK THIS COUNTRY
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LMAOOOOO uhhh trust me, you CAN break up.
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Once you start showering together in your relationship, you cannot break up.
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3 years
wowzers that progress
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idk if this is gonna make sense but this feels very Mexican
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nigga go home
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happy new year :)
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4 years
you will never hear anyone call you bro more than a girl who's from NY LMAO
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the money to purchase it
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yo ya really some alcoholic mfs like fr all ya do is drink. ya really dont care bout your livers by feeding it this poison and neither do i so i'll take 15
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if hookah dont kill me before im 40, best believe this is gonna be me 😭😭
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bro i thought poloche was a word too... its fucking POLO SHIRT
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3 years
a beautiful night indeed
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im really built like that like wow. i love me
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in honor of President's day i just wanna say fuck the president
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4 years
tanta grasa en el cuerpo. ustedes como que no se aman. dame 5 ordendes por favor
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being bilingual is fun and all until your parents make you translate important mail for them
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ngl im at a point in my life where i deadass do NOT care how long i've known you. im not dealing with nobody's shit bro!! vete pa la misma mierda
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you wanna know what i did?? THATTTTTT
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1 year
i keep looking through my archives and finding the THROWBACK gym starting pics. the difference really is crazy
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i aint even show y'all what i didddd!! :)
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:)
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how these men know im beautiful under this mask?? 😭
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4 years
those credit score increase notifications >>>>
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2 years
ya wanna be victims so bad when ppl are telling you about who you really are. ya be stuck in denial and ruin all relationships bc ya cannot hold yourselves accountable and THAT'S sad.
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im so pretty
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i love me
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5 months
assuming ppl dont got money or are broke bc they taking public transportation is interesting, especially in NYC where you're BETTER OFF taking public transportation vs. a car in many cases is very interesting.
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Spending 1200$ on a moncler coat to go catch the 4 train at Kingsbridge is not a flex 🥱.
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