Laz Alonso @lazofficial Twitter profile

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Laz Alonso

1 year

Hey folks, I will not be paying to have a blue check once they are removed. Please beware of fake accounts pretending to be me, this is my ONLY official account. If it isn't from HERE it is not me, EVER. Stay vigilant!

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Laz Alonso

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2 years

🤣 hilarious!!!!

tony

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2 years

#TheBoys #TheBoysTV #Herogasm no one: mothers milk every episode:

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2 years

😂

best of the boys

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2 years

sun is bothering you king? @lazofficial

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1 year

Mother. Mother’s Milk.

best of the boys

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2 years

Laz is like their father. @lazofficial

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2 years

Hahahaha this thread made my day! Thank you 😊

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Laz Alonso

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2 years

Sanity is relative

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2 years

Isn't it ironic that the most sane character in #TheBoys , M.M. suffers from O.C.D. @lazofficial @TheBoysTV @VoughtIntl

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Laz Alonso

@lazofficial

1 year

My mom just told me she wants a grandchild and asked me to go to the doctor and get my mothers milk checked out! 😂

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Laz Alonso

@lazofficial

2 years

Sell the team Dan. Release the players, coaches, employees, the #NFL , the city, the legacy and THE FANS from this nightmare. You made your money. Now give us our team and hope back! #Commanders

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Laz Alonso

@lazofficial

3 years

Last night with the fam celebrating our Starlight’s birthday 🥳 💫 ..... and who knew @jensenackles could harmonize!!! He loves this song! 😂 #pipes @ Toronto, Ontario

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Laz Alonso

@lazofficial

2 years

This team was one of the great nfl teams until he came & ruined it. If he truly loved this team he would sell it & set us all free from his curse…

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Laz Alonso

@lazofficial

2 years

The #DMV area has been loyal and supportive of @WashingtonNFL for years. Last night was embarrassingly atrocious. Something big has to change at the very top in order for this organization to return to it's once greatness. It's not team presidents, coaching or players... @NFL

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Laz Alonso

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3 years

Thank you Alex Smith for going above and beyond giving the @WashingtonNFL a chance at winning every time you lined up behind center, against the odds. You are appreciated and wish you good luck. Also stay safe, lotta life 2 live after football!

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Laz Alonso

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9 years

I think Rachel would get a pass if she jumped on twitter & started correctly answering all the #AskRachel questions 😂😂😂

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Laz Alonso

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4 years

D-LINE!!!!!!!!!!! @WashingtonNFL

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Laz Alonso

@lazofficial

2 years

And in spite of it all I still love my team @WashingtonNFL . But it's time for a real change.

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Laz Alonso

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1 year

This @nas album is 🔥 🔥 🔥 #KingsDiseaseIII

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Laz Alonso

@lazofficial

1 year

Thank you! Premiers February 9 on @netflix

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@sncarpenter42

1 year

@lazofficial congratulations 🙌🏽🙌🏽🙌🏽🍾🎊🎉 on @netflix #MyDadtheBountyHunter

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Laz Alonso

@lazofficial

1 year

Want some milk?

best of the boys

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1 year

@lazofficial you're like my mother

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Laz Alonso

@lazofficial

4 years

Now why does the brotha have to be the face of “the show that’s destroying you?” 😂 Hey, I’ll take it, any press is good press, thanks Jason! 🤜🏾🤛🏾 🥴 @TheBoysTV @therealKripke @Sethrogen

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Laz Alonso

@lazofficial

3 years

A lot of love went into that Sausage scarf Krip!!! Happy Holidays brotha! 😂🍆🐍

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@therealKripke

3 years

For a long time, @lazofficial has wanted payback for wrapping him in a ten foot penis. Yesterday, he got it. Thanks for the holiday gift, Laz! #WhoWoreItBetter #LoveSausage #TheBoys #TheBoysTV @TheBoysTV @PrimeVideo @SPTV #SPNFamily

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Laz Alonso

@lazofficial

2 years

You been asking…. June 3 the madness returns. @theboystv Season 3 on @amazonprimevideo @ Beverly Hills, California

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Laz Alonso

@lazofficial

2 years

What legendary hip hop artists should I highlight this season on @theboystv ? Any suggestions? @ Toronto, Ontario

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Laz Alonso

@lazofficial

4 years

One things for sure, Biden isn’t senile or suffering from Dimentia.

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Laz Alonso

@lazofficial

20 days

It feels so great to have a professionally ran organization again!!! Thank you Josh Harris & Adam Peters!!!!! @commanders

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Laz Alonso

@lazofficial

1 year

Everyone keeps asking me what do I think of Wentz being the starter. I only care about 1 thing, Dan being gone forever as owner. That’s all I care about this season. That will be when time starts ticking again 4 the @Commanders

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Laz Alonso

@lazofficial

3 years

@WashingtonNFL NFC EAST CHAMPS BABY!!!!!!

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Laz Alonso

@lazofficial

2 years

Merry Christmas you filthy animals!!! 😆 🎅🏾

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Laz Alonso

@lazofficial

6 years

No excuse for body odor in adults. U should know how to wash at this point...

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5 years

#NewProfilePic

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Laz Alonso

@lazofficial

1 year

Asap said I’m locking this down ASAP.

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Laz Alonso

@lazofficial

2 years

I’m not ready to watch #WakandaForever . The second they flash Chadwick on the screen the waterworks will be uncontrollable…. This is one is going to be tough.

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Laz Alonso

@lazofficial

4 years

This fan base is the most loyal in the NFL. We been supporting bad seasons for over 20 years with no complaints. This last year we protested so YOU would get great coaches & A bum GM gone so u could finally have a chance to win. You’re welcome.

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@DhaSickest

4 years

I’ll get you season tickets if you support us 100% through good and bad

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Laz Alonso

@lazofficial

8 years

Put some respek on it... All tree o' yawl #FamousMelaniaTrumpQuotes

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Laz Alonso

@lazofficial

4 years

Hey @Redskins the news that #BruceAllen will no longer be running Football Ops is only a start. Please tell Dan that he must #FireBruceAllen completely or we ain’t buying it. He’s done this b4 & Bruce weasels his way back in 2 sabotage the new team. Get rid of him 4 good!

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Laz Alonso

@lazofficial

2 years

New coaches, new players, new name, new uniforms, same owner, same losing team. Until Dan sells, the team will remain cursed with his bad mojo…

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Laz Alonso

@lazofficial

3 years

Thank you @RiverboatRonHC 4 bringing a fighting culture back 2 the @WashingtonNFL & Dan if ur reading, please stay out of ALL football operations! U have something here, don’t f*ck it up like always, just write the checks & enjoy the wins!

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Laz Alonso

@lazofficial

2 years

1 more day till Season 🖕🏾🖕🏾🖕🏾! We salute you, in @theboystv fashion of course 🫡 tomorrow on @primevideo

🧿⚜️Laz Alonso ⚜️🧿 (@lazofficial) • Instagram photos and videos

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Laz Alonso

@lazofficial

2 years

Owners should be encouraged to either make your team competitive within 10 years of owning or be forced to sell.

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Laz Alonso

@lazofficial

6 years

Why do “some people” feel the need to question if I’m in the right line when waiting for a flight. Yes I am premium, are you? Yes? Good for u, see u inside!

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Laz Alonso

@lazofficial

4 years

My God. Rest in power my H.U. Brotha! ✊🏾

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Laz Alonso

@lazofficial

4 years

There should be a lie meter at the bottom of the screen #PresidentialDebate2020

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Laz Alonso

@lazofficial

3 years

I know I’m going to get slaughtered for this but oh well... I remember watching a young Aaron Rogers come off the bench and play a very similar game to Taylor Heineki. Not saying he’s that but he could be with further development. He’s got game! @WashingtonNFL

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Laz Alonso

@lazofficial

4 years

This is when being an only child finally paid off! I love social distancing! 🤓😁 Thanks mom!

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Laz Alonso

@lazofficial

3 years

And THAT’s a WRAP on #Season3 of @theboystv !!!! Disrespectfully of course! 👹 @ Los Angeles, California

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Laz Alonso

@lazofficial

6 years

GOD IS GOOD!!!!!!

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Laz Alonso

@lazofficial

4 years

#Demandsupeporn !!!!! Rt if you agree!!!!! ✊🏾 @TheBoysTV @PrimeVideo

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4 years

I don't know why this matters to me, but it does! Retweet, spread the word! #DemandSupePorn @KarlUrban @ErinMoriarty_ @JackQuaid92 @KarenFukuhara @itsNateMitchell @lazofficial @The_JessieT

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4 years

@TiffanyDCross Shhhhhhhhh! Don’t say anything! 😂 😂 😂

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Laz Alonso

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9 months

🙋🏾‍♂️

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9 months

Who would you cast in Jordan Peele’s next film? In theaters December 25, 2024.

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Laz Alonso

@lazofficial

3 years

Happy father’s day from this crazy bunch at @theboystv ! @ Toronto, Ontario

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Laz Alonso

@lazofficial

6 years

My family means the world to me, and I commit to not driving distracted so I can be here to enjoy every moment. #ItCanWait #ATT #sponsored

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Laz Alonso

@lazofficial

6 years

Slavery was not a choice... 😐

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Laz Alonso

@lazofficial

7 years

Bravo to @BET this #NewEditionBET biopic is FIRE!!! 🔥👏🏾👏🏾 #Flawless

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Laz Alonso

@lazofficial

4 years

Hellz yeah!!!!! 100% 💪🏾 @TheBoysTV

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Laz Alonso

@lazofficial

1 year

Do yall see what I see? #RihannaSuperBowl

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Laz Alonso

@lazofficial

5 years

Peace is the new Lit 🔥

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Laz Alonso

@lazofficial

4 years

Hey @Redskins please remind Dan Snyder that 3 wins in week 12 still means #BruceAllen has destroyed this team & still must go. We should b 12-3 & a packed stadium after 10 years under him. #FireBruceAllen

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Laz Alonso

@lazofficial

4 years

Our front 4, D-Line is living up to the hype!!!! We got PUSH!!!! 4-3 baby! @WashingtonNFL

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Laz Alonso

@lazofficial

3 years

Not for long.... Love the piece!!! #MM

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@RussBraun2

3 years

Mother's Milk Monday...? A sketch of the oft overlooked heart of The Boys. #TheBoys #TheBoystv #MothersMilk #comics @lazofficial @TheBoysTV

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Laz Alonso

@lazofficial

4 years

Ok @Redskins fans!!!!!!! The moment we've all been waiting for! Are.... You..... READY!!!!!!

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Laz Alonso

@lazofficial

4 years

MM

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Laz Alonso

@lazofficial

7 years

Are we disrespectful to God when we kneel to pray? #TakeAKneeNFL

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Laz Alonso

@lazofficial

2 years

Thank you @MSNBC for @CrossConnection . News has finally evolved with the culture.

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Laz Alonso

@lazofficial

6 years

Faith with out works is dead - James 2:14

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Laz Alonso

@lazofficial

4 years

To all of our fair weather fans bombing us with 1 star reviews because we now release weekly instead of all at once.... You're gonna piss #Homelander off. Hide the milk!!! LOL! (Episode 5 tonight at midnight)!

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4 years

Homelander has... feelings... about the 1 star reviews. (NEW EP TONIGHT AT MIDNIGHT). #TheBoys #TheBoysTV @TheBoysTV @PrimeVideo #SPNFamily @antonystarr

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Laz Alonso

@lazofficial

6 years

So apparently, public restroom air blowing hand dryers suck up fecal matter from the air, and blow the bacteria directly on your hands after washing them. #staywoke

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Laz Alonso

@lazofficial

2 years

Tell Em! 😆

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@FITOBLANKO

2 years

8 episodes is not enough! This show is 🔥 @TheBoysTV @PrimeVideo

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Laz Alonso

@lazofficial

6 years

When the real singers show up game ova!!! #BETAwards

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Laz Alonso

@lazofficial

7 years

I been trying for years to get in @people #SexiestManAlive issue. What do yall think? Should I let the dream die or keep trying?

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Laz Alonso

@lazofficial

4 years

If these loud booms that we hear everynight are in fact “fireworks”, why do they all end at the same time? Are all these kids coordinating when they start and end in unison?

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Laz Alonso

@lazofficial

4 years

Bittersweet. I pray he retires and gets back to excellent health! Way more important than football! He gave his all to this team. Thank you!

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@wshingtontoday

4 years

BREAKING : Redskins are releasing TE Jordan Reed.

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Laz Alonso

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5 years

She's basically trying to get the damn lion killed. He's minding his business and she's being a damn fool. If he does what lions do, he'll end up getting shot for her stupidity... smh

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Laz Alonso

@lazofficial

20 days

Here we go @Commanders !!!! Our new beginning is finally here!!!!

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Laz Alonso

@lazofficial

3 years

14 day quarantine will have you checking your ring cameras every time u get a notification, and yelling at the squirrels that set it off 🐿. Last night it was a skunk 🦨. Day before a 🐈. 🥴

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Laz Alonso

@lazofficial

2 years

Less than 3 months away till the premier of Season 3 of @theboystv . To hold you over till then, enjoy the premier of #Diabolical on @primevideo . And yes, it is also a 💩 show 😂! @ Los Angeles, California

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Laz Alonso

@lazofficial

7 years

No matter what ur going thru, remember he’s just using u! #havefaith

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Laz Alonso

@lazofficial

6 years

You never know a person’s story. You just never know the battles the other person has had to overcome.

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Laz Alonso

@lazofficial

8 years

Talking 2 mom about Trump & she dropped some old school latin wisdom on me... "Por la boca muere el pez" "The fish dies from his own mouth"

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Laz Alonso

@lazofficial

8 years

I wouldn't b surprised if the #MelaniaSpeech wasn't done on purpose 2 own the news cycle he's been doing this type of stunt since day 1

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Laz Alonso

@lazofficial

4 years

LEITINHOOOOOOO RIGHTS!

pericles a whitney houston do pagode

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4 years

@reevesxbale @lazofficial @lazofficial hi laz we are leitinho stans!!!! can you say "LEITINHO RIGHTS" for us? we love you!!!!!!!!!!

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Laz Alonso

@lazofficial

3 years

Thank God!!!!!

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Laz Alonso

@lazofficial

11 years

So if Trayvon was on top, no blood leaked on #zimmerman after he shot him in the heart? not a drop? Makes no sense. #zimmermantrial

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Laz Alonso

@lazofficial

8 years

How is paid administrative leave acceptable in all these killings??? How is that any form of punishment? #FalconHeightsShooting

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Laz Alonso

@lazofficial

4 years

Tied her hair up in a ponytail with a rubber band! 😂

@tiffanydcross

@TiffanyDCross

4 years

At this point @ewarren has taken off her earrings and is lathering her face with Vaseline. #DemDebate

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Laz Alonso

@lazofficial

6 years

Purge alarm test just happened.... they’re up 2 something

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Laz Alonso

@lazofficial

7 years

Viola looks amazing!!!! Well deserved Oscar! 👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾 #FencesMovie

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Laz Alonso

@lazofficial

7 years

But 2 airports will cut traffic in half not double it. Sundays will b a nightmare with football, people flying in & out & driving back home

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Laz Alonso

@lazofficial

6 years

My new way of annoying telemarketers, answer the phone but instead of hanging up just let them say hello until they hangup out of frustration #igottimetoday

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Laz Alonso

@lazofficial

3 years

I think it’s safe to say our culture is massively improving!!!! @WashingtonNFL lets go!!!!! @RiverboatRonHC

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