Does she know her Dad is a legend? He put us on so we could pay rent, her Dad helped us buy groceries & gave us a market in Pretoria. When she returns to school she must tell her friends that her Dad fathered the game before she was born. Happy Birthday princess Kairo. Thank you!
I’m willing to bet my bottom dollar you’ve experienced worse in the United Kingdom and the United States. You’re so quick to forget it was South Africa that celebrated you before Nigeria caught after receiving international acclaim. Our problem is the same. We fear the white man!
Metro FM needs to replace
#AskAMan
with
#AskAMinister
… The public broadcaster can’t be misused to discuss Umjolo when we have bigger fish to fry as a nation!
Cassper Nyovest invested too much energy into making his career about competing with AKA… I told him to end the beef, even offered them a million Rand each to do a joint album but Cass didn’t listen, now his career is over. He’s a tweleb now. Not taking my advice can be fatal!😔
Kanye contracts SUMMARY: Apart from the inducement which Kanye had to sign to get his advances. This shows that Jay Z sold the masters to first 6
@kanyewest
’s albums just so he could get his own back. He did so knowing Def Jam won’t sell them back to Kanye in future. That’s BEEF!
Zandie & Kelly were having threesomes with Senzo with Mthokozisi playing lookout. When Longwe found out that his girlfriend & her sister were both using him as well as his music producer father to advance their careers while fulfilling Senzo sexual fantasies all hell broke loose!
Fikile Mbalula’s wife paid her lobola… She married herself to a “Nkwenkwe” who refused to get circumcised & still rolls back his foreskin in his late 40’s. Other than ensuring she helps him benefit from corruption, she also paid for the abortions she forced on his girlfriends!🤡
Gentlemen, South African women are out of this world… You will be very disappointed when you see how the girls from Cape Verde look from behind. It’s not a pretty sight, the face card doesn’t decline but the ass is on a tight budget!
On this day in 2021, at Home Affairs on Plein Street, in-front of God & my parents I took a vow to have & to hold, to love & to cherish my WIFE, in SICKNESS & in health, for richer or for POORER, until death us do part… I didn’t take those words lightly & I’m a man of my word.❤️
South African music has reached the stage where Drake & Beyoncé don’t excite us anymore. I’ve waited my whole career for it to dawn in people that South Africa makes the best music in the world. Amapiano is proof that we are superior. We’re the best the world has to offer Mzansi!
You’d be happier without it… Rather encourage young girls to not end up so miserable they need to seek validation & praise from even more miserable people on the internet. Prevention is better than cure, we should be encouraging girls to remain virgins instead of superspreaders!
This would slap on a T-shirt!
@LekauSehoana
I bet you could make $1dollars in a day just off pre-orders. They’re advertising Drip on street poles nationwide today!
Ramaphosa killed all the music festivals… Now the liqour companies run the music industry. All the artists sell poison. All the youth are being told to drink their lives away, at every turn. Right now the youth are waiting until 11:00 when bars open. Their role model is Skomota!
That Murumba Pitch album is what you need to clean your house to this weekend… This is what you Braai to. This is what you drive to. This is what you keep on repeat!
Fellow EFF voters… Is the open border policy really worth losing votes over? Is kill the boer really worth demonising citizens? If it it wasn’t for those two differences I would’ve voted EFF in this coming election but because of the arrogant leadership, I favour the MK!
I know women are not nice people but never give up on yourself so much that you resort to settling for men… In a country with so many vastly different but beautiful women it’s only weak men that decline the challenge of taming wild birds!
Can’t get tenders because you have to pretend you’re not a benefactor of corruption & letting the President raw dog your girlfriend while you make white people dance as a discount Black Coffee… They should call you Frisco Mr Disco Jockey. Fell from Top 5 to not mentioned at all!
Tyla’s water hits HALF A BILLION STREAMS
@Spotify
today… She’s halfway to eating PAP on that platinum plate. As South Africans we need to ensure this milestones doesn’t go to waste. The dreams of almost half billion African girls are now valid!
Bianca Coster mustn’t distract you from the fact that Dr Nandipha Magudumane abandoned her husband & kids to get her lover out of jail by having 3 innocent black men murdered then stealing their bodies. Chris Excel didn’t kill & rape anyone but Somizi is out here, living it up!🤡
If Senzo Meyiwa didn’t risk it all for cheap Vosloorus pussy without a stop nonsense at their mother’s house, he’d still be alive today… Loving pussy will destroy you, learn or perish!
Zimbabwe is proof that being educated doesn’t make you intelligent. I’ve never met a Zimbabwean I thought was super intelligent, even though I’ve met many educated Zimbabweans. There’s no way intelligent people would allow themselves to get overpowered & dominated by politicians!
I still carry the weight of the world on my shoulders without any help… Though you failed to show me the unwavering love & adoration you promised I hope you see that I don’t break my promises. I honour vows & continue to let my actions speak louder than words Happy Birthday!🎉😘
If I were to refer some prostitutes to you to work on the farm for a few weeks & learn some skills, would you be willing to train them? Also in Motaung your maiden name?
In these parts round here I’m known as
#CabbageGirl
👩🏽🌾🤠
In March we sold 35k cabbages worth R617k 💸😝
Today farm gate price for cabbage was R16 😃
Midlands farmers are smart. They take turns to sell to keep the price up.
Chess not checkers ♟️
#Agribusiness
👩🏽💼
When I said they must check Zahara into rehab Warner Music Africa threatened to sue me… Sue me because I was more concerned about her health than her ability to be a “cash cow.” They enabled her selfdestruction & tried to blame DJ Sbu. This is why we don’t need Nigerian execs!💔
RIP Akira Toriyama… You raised many men with virtue, honour & family values. Goku is the model Dad, Gohan’s role model & hero. That’s what every boy aspires to be, a man his son will look up to!
Under Zuma you could afford to pay Rick Ross to fly to South Africa & wish your grandmother happy birthday… Under Ramaphosa you get on IG live for bottles of Belaire. Hype got to the head & the moves show it. The best years for SA music were under Zuma, 2014-18. What went wrong?
Tyla did it without a Toni Braxton sample… I know Nigerian twitter is pressed but South Africa is the true African Giant & Nigeria is the Giant Copy Cat. Nothing personal, I dey catch cruz!😅
Minnie Dlamini’s marriage fell apart because she had to sleep with Shona Ferguson’s friends to ensure DSTV would keep her on screen… She slept her way to the top from the very beginning & her coward husband that turned a blind eye when it suited him has given up on saving her.🤡
My wife took me to visit Zahara at her home when her sister passed away… She was sobering up from the night before but as soon as my wife & I were settled she decide to drink some more for the hangover. I left there knowing that there’s no saving her despite her mother’s plea!💔
I remember Stilo Magolide dissing me because my Dad picked me up at the club in his gown. I booked the venue to host an event & my supportive father was there to pick me up after we shut down the party. I thought to myself, Stilo might not have a supportive father to love him!😢
How did Sizwe Dhlomo & Solomzi Phenduka figure out their on air chemistry so quickly? They both respected one another & I bet Siz didn’t make Sol put his hand up so he can speak on their first show together… I think KayaFM just solved their biggest problem. Bye-bye mean girly!😌
The worst part is radio stations paying twitter influencer to try & destroy MacG’s brand because no-one listens to radio. Shame it’s going to be a long year for them. All Podcasters are going to defend MacG with their lives because their bread depends on fighting for PODCASTS!
Mother’s Day… Thanks making memories of the moments I take for granted. Nothing brings me more satisfaction than knowing I’ve made my mother proud. Here’s to my mother’s proudest memory. I’m ready to make grandkids now!❤️😇
#ThankYouMama
The biggest problem South Africa has are the few blacks that don’t want other fellow blacks to have what they’re lucky to have… When I see MY black people struggling it breaks my heart whereas there are too many blacks taking delight in being a privileged few. This isn’t Ubuntu!
The biggest loser in the Uncle Waffles success story is Young Stunna… Every club in New York, Washington & Atlanta that I’ve been to in the past 3 weeks since I arrived in the united states, is blazing his music meanwhile he’s in South Africa earning far less than he could here!
COCAINE KILLED KWAITO… Dear Amapiano artists please don’t let the drugs take you from us. You are more precious than all the mineral wealth of this nation. You are the collective consciousness of our youth & you are the gate keepers of truth. Don’t betray your generational duty!
Left a space for her at lunch with the family yesterday… Usisi is too pathetic to swallow her pride & come home to her family because the streets want her to be a victim. Young women the streets don’t want you happy, you’ll be HOMELESS ALONE for Christmas posting old pictures!🤡
On this day in 2020, I paid lobola… I haven’t seen any of the cows that money was meant to buy. That’s how you know your in laws are not to be trusted. Not only did they lie about their daughter being a well raised decent human being, they lied about adding to the cows they had!
I willing to bet $60k that if Bonang & Pearl Thusi were to take a drug test they’d both test positive for cocaine… It’s the only way to explain why they are taking club hosting gigs like they are. Do you think I’d lose that bet?
Nandos is not South African food… At best it’s Mozambican but it’s got Portuguese heritage even though it’s a South African brand. Which South African restaurant is actually authentic? Ocean Basket is Greek, Spur is native American even Steers is American!
Ramaphosa accuses Zuma of ethnic mobilisation but then ropes in Thabo Mbeki to deploy ethnic mobilisation to deny MK the Xhosa vote. He has no Xhosa blood in his body but uses our people to divide Nguni’s… The Venda boy that can’t even canvas in his own homeland. A bloody agent!
If Sol Phenduka was a woman they’d say he’s being abused at work… To be honest he’s being misused & abused. Sol is a very smart guy why would he be a co-host & not co-anchor. I bet he’d score high than Dineo in an IQ test but alas he needs chillers to have his back. We’re LOYAL!
First MacG saved Sol Phenduka’s career & brought him back from the dead now he’s helping Dr Malinga get back on his feet now Makhadzi is going to make sure he’s alive & kicking in time for summer… I think we can forgive the Venda for our sh*t president thanks to MacG & Makhadzi!
I would like dr malinga to come perform at my one woman show . I sent a DM for sure he didn’t see it. I really want to support him from bottom of my heart ❤️. Anyone with management contact please DM me.
The lie to you about how much money you make a sex worker… Exclusivity is still currency, the most you’ll make in the 24-month career at best won’t be enough to last you a lifetime of lost opportunities… Samke must get help then volunteer teaching women, OnlyFans ends in tears.
They want Chris Excel suspended but he’s done more to expose how the Minnie Dlamini’s of this world are nothing but glorified sex slaves… Bianca Coster wants to be a slave for fame dick riding podcasters to make herself a victim but she doesn’t own the picture she posted online!
Trusted Nadia Nakai & she almost got me killed… Can’t trust these bitches either. What I know is that I put Bheki Cele under enough pressure to prove his innocence. The trial will shock many. Always those closest to you, the ones jealous you saw them as smoking/drinking buddies!
Cassper Nyovest sat back & did nothing as his fans bullied Patrick Shai to death. He failed to acknowledge inciting his fans telling the veteran actor to kill himself. Those tweets are still posted for those that care to look. If anything happens to Lady Zamar you know who blame!
Forget Gogo Maweni & Gogo Skhotheni, Mihlali’s mother must open SA University Yob’febe because she raised the best in the business… She secured a good surname for her daughter now she’s helping her milk the Zimbabwean boyfriend without giving him any bastards. Dineo could never!
A girl who ruined her future for >R80K on OnlyFans is your Mbokodo? She has to live on ARVs because of her sex work but Omarhosha are now role models! Your daughters are repeating the things you say in front of the & you think “City Girls are up?” Your kids will grow to hate you!
Master KG is Jerusalema, Kwesta is Ngud’, Cassper can’t be Doc Shebeleza so he has to keep Tsibip… KO is Caracara, Teargas are Mhlobo Wami, Samthing Soweto Akanamali, Aymos is Emcimbini & that’s that on that. We are not going to argue about this. LOL!🤣😂😅
You give me way to much credit, I’m flattered… I just know a star when I see one & I told her that much when I asked for these pictures. I’m a big fan, a Tyger!🐅❤️🇿🇦✊🏿
Neither SABC, DSTV nor eTV can compete with Twitter, YouTube & Tik Tok. Time to pivot & redirect their business models. Why advertise on SABC when
@ChrisExcel102
will charge me less than the millions SABC want for a 30 second advert during Uzalo?
I’d rather advertise with MacG…
When I was hustling back in the day MacG would bring me to his radio show so I could promote my business on DJ Sbu’s breakfast show after change over in the morning. Mac has never been a jealous guy. Him & Sizwe helped me break Kwesta singles on YFM & 94.7 when no-one else would!
When I was born at Florence Nightingale Private Clinic is Parktown on the 20th of March 1990, my father took me home in a Mercedes Benz… I now own 2 of my own Mercedes Benzes without having to break up someone’s family unlike Mihlali did. She can respond to Musa Khawula, not me!
I don’t care how arrogant or deranged you are, you’re not risking a multi-billion rand business empire because you suspect your daughter’s rapper husband didn’t tell the truth about how she died. You can’t get rich if you’re so emotional. Masterminded by those considered friends!
As South Africans we’ve been more than generous in accommodating Zimbabweans in our country… What I learned from observing my wife, who passes as a Xhosa woman for convenience because of her light skin colour, is that many Zimbabweans are narcissists or suffer from serious PTSD!
Uncle Waffles is a male dominated brand… She’s the only woman in the enterprise. Men make the beats, men sing the songs & men manage her business. That’s modern empowerment because women are jealous & only want to bring one another down. Women never empower women
@ChrisExcel102
!