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laura 

@laurathesimp

1 year

thank u for everything :) Read:

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laura 

@laurathesimp

7 months

“ur guy friends secretly like u” my guy friends:

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laura 

@laurathesimp

7 months

update: he saw the tweet

laura 

@laurathesimp

7 months

“ur guy friends secretly like u” my guy friends:

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laura 

@laurathesimp

1 year

how do i train him

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laura 

@laurathesimp

11 months

i feel so bad for my date 😭 we put “anniversary” on our reservation cuz we wanted the free wine but i got really high beforehand and ACTUALLY BELIEVED IT WAS OUR ANNIVERSARY so i started bawling because i was so happy about being together for 2 years 💀

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laura 

@laurathesimp

1 year

i cant do this anymore

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laura 

@laurathesimp

4 months

i’m traumatized

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laura 

@laurathesimp

3 months

“ur guy friends like you” my guy friends:

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laura 

@laurathesimp

10 months

still traumatized by how many people thought me and my **BROTHER** were dating because of this photo

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laura 

@laurathesimp

1 year

W math rizz

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laura 

@laurathesimp

2 years

it's official

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laura 

@laurathesimp

2 years

Officially quit playing VALORANT during my free time. Putting my all into getting a boyfriend. Call me dumb I don't care. Gonna make my dreams a reality.

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laura 

@laurathesimp

2 months

i hate programming i hate programming it works! i love programming

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laura 

@laurathesimp

9 months

i open instagram “happy national gf day” “happy national gf day” i open twitter “happy national gf day” “happy national gf day” i don’t know how much more i can take

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laura 

@laurathesimp

8 months

LOLOL i love finding my friends on this app

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laura 

@laurathesimp

1 year

python or javascript as a first language?

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laura 

@laurathesimp

2 years

i hit him in the head for 0

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laura 

@laurathesimp

1 year

LET HIM COOKKK

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laura 

@laurathesimp

8 months

04 BABY

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laura 

@laurathesimp

7 months

the guy i like doesn’t want me but at least my high school radio station does

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laura 

@laurathesimp

2 years

TY @kyedae FOR THE RAID

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laura 

@laurathesimp

1 year

my mom said i look in these

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laura 

@laurathesimp

7 months

first photo on my new phone 😌👌

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laura 

@laurathesimp

2 years

imagine playing valorant everyday since beta and finally working up the courage to play rank and u get placed bronze 3 couldn’t be me HAHAHA

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laura 

@laurathesimp

5 months

asian moms:

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laura 

@laurathesimp

10 months

had the nastiest 19 🥹🫶

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laura 

@laurathesimp

7 months

how i text my girl friends vs guy friends

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laura 

@laurathesimp

6 months

i can’t believe i’m saying this but i have a date today @ 6:30 with someone who was ranked master in league of legends season 1

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laura 

@laurathesimp

2 years

holding a birb

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laura 

@laurathesimp

1 year

anyways 😗☀️

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laura 

@laurathesimp

1 year

hitc was so fun 🥹🫶

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laura 

@laurathesimp

2 years

i just got rejected from one of my safety schools like i was gonna say no but why are u saying no

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laura 

@laurathesimp

2 years

average valorant player:

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laura 

@laurathesimp

2 years

i’m cackling i literally love these two

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laura 

@laurathesimp

1 year

my date bought me a strawberry açaí bowl because he doesn’t want me going outside to get food later since it’s raining 🥹💕 he doesn’t know that i’m very allergic to strawberries 🥹💕

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laura 

@laurathesimp

8 months

i sat next to this girl during my philosophy class and said something along the lines of “lol we’re all just taking this cuz it’s required right?” she was the TA.

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laura 

@laurathesimp

1 year

meow

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laura 

@laurathesimp

1 year

a guy just followed me on my way back to my apartment asking me how old i was, what i studied, etc. i was so fucking freaked out but thankfully there was these two chinese girls walking ahead and i told them in chinese that i was being followed stay safe girlies 🥲

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laura 

@laurathesimp

2 years

i’m done.

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laura 

@laurathesimp

1 year

my friend took my vape, put it in his pocket and had another friend smash it in front of me thank u guys 🥹🫶

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laura 

@laurathesimp

2 years

oh she tatted now 😳

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laura 

@laurathesimp

2 years

ego -1000

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laura 

@laurathesimp

1 year

how do u know if you’ve starting catching feelings for someone? asking for a friend ofc

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laura 

@laurathesimp

2 years

AHHH OH MY GOD @ProdCM_

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laura 

@laurathesimp

1 year

no way this man just wrote latex rizz wtf— made me blush 🫣

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laura 

@laurathesimp

2 years

drivers seat 💕

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laura 

@laurathesimp

6 months

is it normal to share ur location w ur friends

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laura 

@laurathesimp

1 year

LOLOL

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laura 

@laurathesimp

1 year

woke up in boston 😗

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laura 

@laurathesimp

11 months

I WANNA CRY IM SO EMBARRASSED i fell asleep on the call button and i called him over a 100 TIMES and then i woke up to a text message from him saying “r u ok”

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laura 

@laurathesimp

1 year

no words

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laura 

@laurathesimp

1 year

pics i take myself vs. pics my friends take

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laura 

@laurathesimp

2 years

me rn:

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laura 

@laurathesimp

1 year

don’t catch feelings guys this shit hurts 🥲

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laura 

@laurathesimp

2 years

do u guys know any fun mobile games to play when i’m on the bus

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laura 

@laurathesimp

2 years

SHROUD JOINED SENTINELS WTF

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laura 

@laurathesimp

2 years

i love my wife @vkimmxo

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laura 

@laurathesimp

1 year

👁️👄👁️

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laura 

@laurathesimp

6 months

white rabbit 🐰

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laura 

@laurathesimp

1 year

finals week? more like my final week HAHAHAHAHAHA

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laura 

@laurathesimp

11 months

me

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laura 

@laurathesimp

1 year

i’m so scared of commitment that i asked him to be in a mutually exclusive situationship

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laura 

@laurathesimp

2 years

would u admit to ur s/o that u pee in the shower?

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laura 

@laurathesimp

1 year

just play the audio 🥲

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laura 

@laurathesimp

1 year

in maryland 🫡

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laura 

@laurathesimp

2 years

he finally posted me guys i’m so happy 😭🫶

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laura 

@laurathesimp

7 months

when i have to actually go to the classes that i chose, for the major that i chose, at the school that i dreamed about

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laura 

@laurathesimp

1 year

i hope one day a guy can rail me as hard as… 🫣 that one question on my discrete final about the Fibonacci numbers that asked me to prove that the gcd(F_m,Fm+1,Fm+2) = 1 through strong induction

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laura 

@laurathesimp

2 years

before college vs. after college

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laura 

@laurathesimp

2 years

now i can finally post this picture :) @ProdCM_ @psalm @xUnrational

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laura 

@laurathesimp

1 year

no makeup day today 🫰

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laura 

@laurathesimp

1 year

i cant escape 😭

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laura 

@laurathesimp

2 years

1 day post tattoo

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laura 

@laurathesimp

1 year

aint no way

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laura 

@laurathesimp

11 months

proof

laura 

@laurathesimp

11 months

I WANNA CRY IM SO EMBARRASSED i fell asleep on the call button and i called him over a 100 TIMES and then i woke up to a text message from him saying “r u ok”

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laura 

@laurathesimp

9 months

me in every photo: ☹️

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laura 

@laurathesimp

5 months

😐 + 😚

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laura 

@laurathesimp

1 year

my 1%

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laura 

@laurathesimp

1 year

college air 😮‍💨

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laura 

@laurathesimp

10 months

u know after being single for 10 months i’m realizing it’s not that bad

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laura 

@laurathesimp

1 year

i was texting this guy and he was like “yo wait i have a no freshman rule no matter how cute” and my first thought was omg he thinks i’m cute 🥹

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laura 

@laurathesimp

3 months

when im the only girl in a computer science group project and they give me the easiest task

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laura 

@laurathesimp

7 months

pov we’re on a date and i got catfished so i’m trying my best not to look at u

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laura 

@laurathesimp

10 months

my brother has been my therapist for all my talking stages so now he’s an expert he went on a date today and brought flowers for the girl and made sure she got home safe 😭👍

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laura 

@laurathesimp

1 month

ok that’s enough tiktok for today

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laura 

@laurathesimp

2 years

what starts with "f" and ends with "uck"

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laura 

@laurathesimp

1 year

harvard boy secured 😤✅

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laura 

@laurathesimp

2 years

it’s national girlfriends day so i’m turning off my phone and sleeping on the highway

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laura 

@laurathesimp

3 months

mew

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laura 

@laurathesimp

2 years

who wants to go see this movie with me?

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laura 

@laurathesimp

7 months

talking to my 11 yr old sister:

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laura 

@laurathesimp

1 year

womp

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laura 

@laurathesimp

2 years

god i miss my black hair

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laura 

@laurathesimp

10 months

since u guys like my brother so much, if anyone is looking for a full time employee for the summer, my little brother is a super hard working high schooler looking to gain some more experience 😗🤝 (pls dm me with any opportunities in the nyc area)