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🔴 CRACK DOWN: Tories Attack “Sick Note Culture.” 👇🏻 Watch, then share this latest update from #BrokenNews to spread #SaturdayVibes .

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🇬🇧 UK Prime Minister recruitment ad.

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👇🏻 #FridayFeeling : A message to the @Conservatives on behalf of the British people. #ThankYouTories 🙏🏻

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Your reminder that Matt Hancock and Boris Johnson are BOTH STILL MPs, and get paid £84,144 to represent their constituents. One has been in the Caribbean for weeks and the other one is going on a fucking reality TV series. The system is broken.

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🤩 This has been seen FIVE MILLION times, which - quite frankly - is batshit. Thank you.x #ThankYouTories

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👇🏻 #FridayFeeling : A message to the @Conservatives on behalf of the British people. #ThankYouTories 🙏🏻

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Every Covid Briefing. Ever. FULL sketch: #Covid19UK #Covid19 #Coronavirus #StayAlert

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🇬🇧 After 14 years of rule, we have a message to the @Conservatives on behalf of the British people. #ThankYouTories 🙏🏻

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⭐ Every political debate. Ever. (featuring @ThatGledhill )

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🔥 UNEARTHED: Honest Brexit Ad from 2016.

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HAS BORIS JOHNSON HANDED OVER HIS PHONE YET OR HAVE WE ALL FORGOTTEN ABOUT THAT?

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Can't help but feel the "most efficient use" of Rishi Sunak's time would be for him to fuck off and let someone else run the country?

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BREAKING: Rishi Sunak defends private jet journeys as 'most efficient use of my time'

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🇬🇧 GOSH: It's the latest #RealDailyBriefing from an *honest* Government minister. 🙏 PLEASE: RT this video with the hashtag #RealDailyBriefing to help us get seen by more people and spread the word.

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Would very much like to watch this man flee a war-torn country and try to find asylum somewhere.

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Met Police vs. Protestors

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This is the greatest day of our lives. Thanks for the follow, @carolvorders

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If Boris gets back in we’re gonna do an actual riot. Who’s with us?

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DOES ANYONE KNOW WHO CHARLOTTE OWEN REALLY IS AND WHY SHE'S IN THE HOUSE OF LORDS OR HAVE WE ALL FORGOTTEN ABOUT THAT?

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Amazing.

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If you feel moved by this video, please use the hashtag #CabinetMembersAppeal . Thank you .❤️

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🇬🇧 Penny Mordaunt's leadership video:

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🇬🇧 REMINDER: Trains in the UK are great. #UKTrains 🚂

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Our collective piss could boil any harder that Kev and Rob aren’t Sirs, while Andrea Fuckn Jenkyns is a Dame. 🤡 🇬🇧

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omigod SO awkward. It's got his signature on and EVERYTHING.

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@PaoloNova1980 @DavidWolfe Then you weren't paying attention. That was also on every front page.

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🇬🇧 Why not invest in the UK? #InvestUK

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Bye Mr Paterson

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DOES ANYONE KNOW WHY MICHELLE MONE HAS NOT BEEN ARRESTED YET? AND WHAT HAPPENED TO THE BILLIONS AND BILLIONS OF POUNDS OF OUR MONEY THAT WAS STOLEN FROM US BY BLATANT GOVERNMENT CORRUPTION? HAVE WE ALL FORGOTTEN ABOUT THAT TOO?

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🇬🇧 BREAKING NEWS: Forget the #DowningStreetBriefing you just saw, and watch the latest #RealDailyBriefing instead - it's a LOT more honest (and fun). ⭐ PLEASE: Help us trend by QUOTE TWEETING using the hashtag #RealDailyBriefing . Thanks x

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Oven Ready Classics. Songs for a new post-Brexit Britain.

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BREAKING NEWS: Here's the very latest #RealDailyBriefing ! It's like the #dailybriefing you get from the UK Government, but much more truthful and sincere. Please RT! #schoolsreopening

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🇬🇧 URGENT: After a blistering #PMQs - the latest #RealDailyBriefing is HERE: much more honest than the #DowningStreetBriefing . And shorter. 🙋 PLEASE: Quote tweet this #RealDailyBriefing using the hashtag #RealDailyBriefing to help it tickle those trending charts. Thanks x

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😬 Every political debate. Ever.

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@WestminsterWAG @BorisJohnson You're clearly off your tits on morphine, Sarah.

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Thrilled to announce. Congratulations, @Conservatives !

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BREAKING NEWS: The latest #RealDailyBriefing is here from UK Government. It's like the #DowningStreetBriefing but with more truth. This time, the Minister defends #FreedomDay , takes advice from Right Said Fred, and gets scientific support. Please RT with #RealDailyBriefing

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🙏 Asking you once again to dig deep to help former Government Ministers who have been kicked out of the Cabinet.

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FACT: London under Labour has become a crime capital of the world 🥀

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We have been suspended from GB News.

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Possibly the greatest thing about yesterday was the fact that Branson launched himself into space and practically nobody gave a shit.

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⚠️ UNFAIR: A group of client journalists have said criticism of them by literally everyone “isn’t right.” 👇🏻 Join the #BrokenNews team this #SaturdayMorning for all the juicy details…

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Hey @elonmusk - can you believe YouTube has restricted this vid? A dreadful attack on free speech!

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👇🏻 #FridayFeeling : A message to the @Conservatives on behalf of the British people. #ThankYouTories 🙏🏻

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What are the chances she’d be called Paul as well?

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🚨 GREAT NEWS: The #AutumnStatement spells nothing but good times for the UK. Hooray for the #budget ! 👀 Let #BrokenNews break it down 👇🏻

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@RishiSunak You’re in charge you thick twat

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🇬🇧 A message to The @Conservatives on behalf of the British people. #ThankYouTories

Thank You, Tories - Larry & Paul

The Conservative Party has been in power for fourteen years and during that time they have achieved many great things. It's been a phenomenal few years in Br...

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🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 WATCH: Makes you proud to be English this St. George's Day - it's the return of the #RealDailyBriefing . 🙏 PLEASE like and RT this special message from your fave minister.

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A corrupt minister. The FULL SKETCH:

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⛔️ Let us know what you’d like to say #ThankYouTories for this #SundayMorning .

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🇬🇧 ICYMI: The honest Brexit ad that LeaveEU should have run in 2016.

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Won't somebody *please* think of the Tory MPs?

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BREAKING: TORY GOVERNMENT REJECTS PLAN TO MAKE SURE TORY GOVERNMENT IS NOT CORRUPT

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MPs have rejected Labour's bid to establish a committee to investigate the lobbying of Government by 357 votes to 262

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So, despite years of tireless campaigning - it seems the only way the Met Police will investigate systemic crime is if there’s a hit ITV drama about it. So, what should there be a hit ITV drama about next?

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This is an @AccidentalP goldmine.

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Latest on 15-year-old girl stabbed to death on her way to school HS2 And ‘bear’ necessities at Chester Zoo🐻 Join us from 7am #SkyNews #KayBurley

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🧠 LATEST: Lee Anderson Named "Britain's Brainiest Person." 👇🏻 Join the #BrokenNews team for the full report this #ThursdayMorning .

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Just. Call. A. Fucking. Election. Already.

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🇷🇼 A corrupt, old Tory MP still doesn't understand the Rwanda Scheme. 🇬🇧 A lil sketch for your #ThursdayMorning . Please do repost.x

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Absolutely fucking powerful, MASTERFUL diatribe from @mrjamesob .

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'How have we created a country in which the people in charge can stand accused of such epic and fatal failure by their own colleagues while we sit here absolutely certain not a single head will roll.' @MrJamesOB reacts to a damning report into the government handling of Covid.

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⚠️ LATEST: A group of client journalists have said criticism of them by literally everyone “isn’t fair,” while desperately trying to keep the Angela Rayner story alive. 👇🏻 Join the #BrokenNews team for the full report.

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Honest UK Trains Ad. #UKTrains

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@SkyNews What the actual living fuck

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💥 BREAKING NEWS: The UK Government responds to the cancellation of Leeds HS2 in the latest #RealDailyBriefing . 🙏 PLEASE: Quote tweet this using the hashtag #RealDailyBriefing to help #RealDailyBriefing to trend. Thanks x

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@SuellaBraverman Squalor chic. You daft twat. Homelessness has exploded since your lot took office and cut funding to mental health and drug abuse provisions. You’re destroying British society.

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BREAKING NEWS: The latest #RealDailyBriefing from the actual UK Government. Important stuff. Please RT to everyone. Latest updates on #Christmas arrangements, the #SpendingReview and #PritiPatel .

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⭐️ LATEST: Post Office Scandal Sparks Major Policy Change. 👇🏻 Join the #BrokenNews team this #SaturdayMorning for the full report.

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Are you tired of woke lefties RUINING social media? Then join us at #Parler ! #FreeSpeech #CancelCulture

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🤬 SHOCKING: The latest #RealDailyBriefing has ARRIVED, and contains details of the #levellingupwhitepaper , fallout from #PMQs and the latest on #partygate . 🙏🏼 BEGGING: Please quote tweet this #RealDailyBriefing using the hashtag #RealDailyBriefing to help it trend in the UK 🇬🇧

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WATCH: Protecting our democracy.

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🚨 BREAKING NEWS: Conservative Party Publishes "Racism Rate Card." 👇🏻 Get all the details with #BrokenNews .

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🇬🇧 Say #ThankYouTories during #GeneralElection2024 .

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Jesus.

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🚨 HUGE NEWS: Campaigners in the UK are to finally "get their country back." 👇🏻 Join #BrokenNews this #SaturdayMorning for the details!

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🇬🇧 YES! #ThankYouTories is trending at #10 in the UK! Rule Britannia! Thank you for all your quote tweets and RTs!x

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🚨 BREAKING NEWS: After a quiet week in politics, it's time for a BRAND NEW #RealDailyBriefing , giving you an honest round-up from the UK Government. 🇬🇧 DO YOUR DUTY: by sharing this with the hashtag #RealDailyBriefing to help us tickle the trending charts.

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🚨 RELIEF: The UK Government has been CLEARED of corruption in a report released by the UK Government. 👇🏻 The #BrokenNews team have the details…

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🚨 URGENT: It’s #ThursdayMorning , time for the latest #RealDailyBriefing . 🇬🇧 🙏🏻 HELP: Please RT using the hashtag #RealDailyBriefing to help us tickle the trending charts. If you enjoyed this, we are asking you to make a donation to Kick It Out:

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🇬🇧 🇬🇧 BREAKING: The latest #RealDailyBriefing is HERE - the honest alternative to the #DowningStreetBriefing . 🇬🇧 🇬🇧 This time, the minister updates us on the new #FreedomDay , unveils a new #ThreePartSlogan , and hears from a patriotic new news channel. Please RT this video. 🙏

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So, for reasons unexplained, @YouTube has now restricted access to this video. Make of that what you will. It is apparently unsuitable for Under-18s. Any guidance @TeamYouTube @YouTubeCreators ?

Thank You, Tories - Larry & Paul

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🚨 Missing WhatsApp messages you say? That all seems above board. Good to see the #CovidInquiry is going well.

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BREAKING NEWS: The first UK Government #RealDailyBriefing of 2021 is here. In it, the minister gets serious about #lockdown rules, updates you about the #vaccine rollout and defends the Government on #FreeSchoolMeals . #DailyCOVIDUpdate #DailyBriefing

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London tonight. Incredible.

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@MatthewStadlen @DavidGHFrost Also, there is, famously, no time needed either side of a flight.

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🇬🇧 It might be #BlueMonday , but please don’t forget to say #ThankYouTories for all that The @Conservatives have done for the UK over the past fourteen years.

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BREAKING: The UK Government's latest #RealDailyBriefing . Featuring @mrjamesob & @piersmorgan . Please RT to get the word out. #PMQs #COVID_19

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Joey Barton has been genuinely thick enough to RT this sketch without irony.

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Joey Barton

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🇫🇷 INCROYABLE: French Are STUNNED By Lack of Rioting In UK. 👇🏻 Join #BrokenNews for the details.

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So does @NadineDorries have to privatise the Met Police as well now?

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Looking for #GBNewsFails ? There's a lovely tribute to them in our latest #RealDailyBriefing . Please RT using the hashtag #RealDailyBriefing so we can tickle the trending charts.x

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@LeeAndersonMP_ So it’s not the Government cuts or blatant corruption or incompetency or greedy billionaires or disaster capitalists or shameless grifters or selfish twats proving themselves useful to an elite who thrive on societal division? It’s the brown people after all?! Gotcha.

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BREAKING: The latest UK Government #RealDailyBriefing . Featuring updates on #CovidChristmas #Tier3 and #London . Please RT to get the word out. #politicslive #COVID19 #coronavirus #dailybriefing

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The Festival of Brexit.

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🔥 SORRY: With the humblest of apologies, it’s a UK Government Minister with the latest #RealDailyBriefing - much like the usual COVID briefings, but with added genuine remorse. 💡 PLEASE: Quote tweet this using the hashtag #RealDailyBriefing to help us get seen x