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2 months

McBaffy Meal...

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This was used to make people accept Jesus as their savior...

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Do you know what the Salem Witch trials were really about? In the end it wasn't about "witches" practicing "witchcraft." It was Christians acusing and killing other Christians for not being devoutly "Christian" enough...

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As a Satanist, we don't perform "sacrifices" because there is no one to sacrifice anything to. We do have destruction rituals in which we burn or destroy inanimate objects that may be regarded as sacred to others but they are inanimate objects nonetheless...

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Now trending: #Rapture

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#SatanicYoga

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11 months

Baphomet for Arkansas! #Baphy4Arkansas #RiseAKnight #Ride4Satan

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@laurenboebert Including Trump...

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#High5Bro

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6 months

Quick and easy holiday destruction ritual... #HappyHolidays

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1 year

Unbaptism.

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9 months

I DENY THE HOLY SPIRIT... #BlasphemyChallenge

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2 years

Now trending: The Bible....

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#LetUsBurn

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Now trending: Satanists... #HailSatan

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#SatanicOreos

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5 months

HAPPY HAULIDAZE!

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6 months

Satanists are misunderstood and we will always be misunderstood. Fortunately, not by everyone, but by a loud majority. That's our inverted cross to bear...

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Now trending: Genesis...

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I was just sitting on the patio enjoying a cider when some rando approached me and told me "You need to repent or you're going to Hell." I said, "I will gladly go to Hell. That's how religious freedom works. You go Yahweh and I'll go mine..." #HailSatan

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@BenZeisloft Here's a spell book for ya...

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#BeheadedJesus

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It's not easy being a Satanist out of the closet. Almost everyone wants to roast you. Christian nationalists and evangelicals want to roast you first. Even other atheists and Satanists want to roast you. You just have to accept it as your inverted cross to bear...

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LAMB OF GAWD...

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1 year

Baphomet in the bluebonnets...

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EDDIE THE REDEEMER...

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@RyanWaltersSupt No one is trying to "replace" Christians. Christian nationalists need to understand that Americans of other religions have a place too besides them...

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@LucienGreaves HEY LOOKIE HERE. I'M AN INFERNAL SOMEBODY...

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#HappyHolidays

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Happy Presidents Day!

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Happy Pride Month! #SatanLives #RiseAKnight #Ride4Satan

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Now Trending: Bibles...

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@brixwe If you don't like them then don't look at them...

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Now trending: Holiday Blasphemy #HappyHolidays

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#HeGetsUs

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#TeamSatan #SuperBowl

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1 year

So yeah. I was just accosted by a rabid Xtian nationalist local who told me to enjoy The Lake of Fire. I said, "Lake of Fire? I'm looking forward to it. I would rather go there than spend eternity with people like you." He closed out his tab and marched away...

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#HappyHolidays

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Tonight someone saw my TST stickers on my flask and showed me their membership card and I showed them my ordination card... #GoodTimes #RiseAKnight #Ride4Satan

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#RebuildBaphomet

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Now Trending: #HailSatan

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#HeGetsUs

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I really wish I could have been the guy standing in between Michael Cassidy and Baphomet.. #RiseAKnight #Ride4Satan

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The original drag story time...

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@BenZeisloft You can keep it. I don't need yours...

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#IVoted

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#LetUsBurn #GetFeucht

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Once you get to a certain age it's ok to live a life others don't understand. I used to be a "I can explain" kind of guy. Now I'm a "I don't have to explain shit" kind of guy...

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7 months

Dumas ISD adding extra security Friday for protest of district's corporal punishment policy

November 14, 2023 From: Monty Hysinger, Superintendent Dumas ISD Re: Protect the Children Demonstration Against Corporal PunishmentAs the designated spokespers

abc7amarillo.com

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We know our idol is as false as all the others. We just don't have an issue with idolatry. We just don't take kindly to hypocrisy...

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1 year

Build a Bafomaria and they will come. Even the folks you probably shouldn't ought to take pictures with...

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If only TST had a standing army...

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Happy Ash Wednesday to those who celebrate...

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Satanic Temple rep gives San Marcos City Council invocation

Although some Christians expressed opposition, the speaker was not interrupted during...

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2 months

If your god condones or excuses or justifies bombing buildings of others who don't share your beliefs, nonbeliefs, disbeliefs, or unbeliefs, then your god is as much a POS as you are. I said what I said...

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For those who went to SatanCon and visited the Salem Art Gallery last week and saw Larissa's armor in the throne room, this was the memorial plaque we made last year that should have still been visible with the suit of armor...

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This little light of mine, I'm gonna let it shine...

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1 year

I drive past crosses every day and it doesn't bother me. I'm not a vampire. You should see the one in my living room...

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#HeGetsUs

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Bulleit Rye Old Fashioned for an old timer...

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8 months

Today I will finally light up this little heirloom... #HailLarissa

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I'm a Satanist. That means Richard Dawkins would consider me a "cultural devil worshipper."

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1 year

PLEEZE PREY!

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#HeavyMettle

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THIS THREE HEADED DOG WON'T LET ME INTO HELL... #Gatekeeping

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It's so funny that folks who pray to a guy who was executed on a torture device are in such denial that people were tortured and put to death in his name... #irony

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#DeusVult

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I'm a Satanist, not a vampire. I'm not afraid of your little dead guy on a stick...

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From Lanzifer, a soldier of Satan, by the grace of Baphomet, to the saintly sinners and sinful saints of Salem and unto those devoid of superstitious faith: Greetings. May the grace and peace of Baphomet be upon you... #Epistle

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So now for the story of the hat I wore the day I gave the invocation in San Marcos. It was a gift from Larissa Wolf when I got ordained as a minister in TST in 2021. The hat is a repro of the same hat Clint Eastwood wore in the fim "Pale Rider."

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#HailSatan

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There can be only one Pope Emeritus...

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Lament Configuration...

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@caroltatummusic @ExpressNews The 1st Amendment...

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Happy 50th Anniversary to Dungeons & Dragons!

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#BaphoBuddha

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Don't call yourself an outlaw country fan if you can't name these two artists...

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#HeGetsUs

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AIN'T NOBODY GOT TIME FOR THAT...

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Scooby Doo investigates SRA... #SatanicPanic

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#HeGetsUs

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#RiseAKnight #Ride4Satan #Cowboys4Satan

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For decades and as long as I have been around there has been a culture war being waged by Evangelicals, Christian Nationalists in particular. For decades this war has been waged mostly against people who couldn"t fight back. The Satanic Panic was a part of this culture war...

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@LucienGreaves @_GoodPatriot Photo ops with the opposition are always priceless...

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