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@KING_KONG_TAY He looks like a fusion of Sonic and Sheldon Cooper

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@pukicho @Newtybot MOLDMAXXING

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@InternetH0F Macarena, it's about a girl cheating on her boyfriend who was just sent to the military draft and is planning on dumping him and getting a new, richer boyfriend in New York

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@Bornakang This is quite common here in Brazil and yeah, it's really good!

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@lporiginalg "The Swiss, named Mgongo Nubalaye, and his five French accomplices, Ququmba Nyongo, Tubalaye Zuzub, Chumbo Abobo, Cocobongo Zooboomafoo and Obida Mugabe..."

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@SensoCrtico1 O sinal sempre esteve lá, ele joga LoL

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@TheGenericWorld "Elas são fáceis porque já estão molhadinhas" - Mamãe Mamei

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@Locar1111 >the first film is 20 years old already

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@Chainsawpedia Oh man

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@nichegamer He thought he was one of the "good ones" He thought he wouldn't have to abide to the new rules

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@JournosPostLs When a woman suggests this it means she's already cheating on her boyfriend/husband and just wants to feel better with herself.

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@Miami_bets @OrwellNGoode In this movie a thick mist envelops the city and inside that mist there are monsters that kill and eat humans. In the end of the movie, the main characters, a father and his son, as well as three other characters, manage to make it to their car and they start driving in hopes of

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@reilumies @greentexts_bot It's not the parents; the parents don't want their kids involved in the war, but if they don't comply, the sand people kill their kids on the spot.

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@CursedAni Me as kid: haha cute kittens Me as adult:

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@iamyesyouareno "You aren't a real rebel if you don't conform for all the norms set by the government and mainstream media!"

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@BJWhittingham @LibertyCappy ACHULLY if the entire world was Communist, Communism would work.

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@lporiginalg This relationship is already over and someone should show this to the poor man

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@MalesOfReddit I genuinely can't understand what makes a man who grew up normally, formed a relationship and even had kids to give in to autogynephilia. The only thing I understand is that this turns everyone's life into hell.

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@Zanfa Depois da mulher do Kaká largar o cara, simplesmente não há esperança. O Kaká foi um dos maiores jogadores da história da seleção, multimilionário, não era putanheiro, era um pai família que deu tudo que ela e os filhos podiam querer A mulher largou o cara

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@iamyesyouareno Germany: Allahu Ackbar Russia: Beauty USA: AYOO MUFUHGGA

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@mspbra Pra quem não lembra, esse aí é aquele cara que em apresentou o debate entre os candidatos a prefeito de São Paulo em 2020 e no final do debate, alguém filmou ele indo atrás do Boulos e só faltou ele ajoelhar e pagar um bolagato pro Boulos, puxou o saco dele um monte e disse que

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@greentexts_bot Here in Brazil this happens in the Rio de Janeiro favelas. No matter what time of the day it is, when the military starts driving up the slums, suddenly a bunch of kids start playing in the streets, with their parents on the sides, chatting with each other. And when I say no

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@iamyesyouareno He'll do that by himself as soon as the baby is born

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@greentexts_bot >Male to "Female" >no one will see you as a woman, not even the people "supporting" you >hormones will destroy your health >the fake vagina is a literal pain to take care of and it'll never look remotely close to a real one >you'll look at the mirror and won't see yourself, who

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@greentexts_bot In his head this would have only two outcomes: a. This only applies to black characters b. Since he was one of the first and most vocal pushers of this idea, he'd be granted special privileges and the rule wouldn't apply to him

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@KingIcespike It's amusing how the character bios shit all over the other JL members like they were written spitefully by Harley herself, then there Diana's bio that's perfectly normal and heroic.

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@greentexts_bot "Everyone is greedy so we need communism so people won't be greedy" "Yeah but how do we communism" "Oh sorry did I say everyone is greedy? I mean everyone BUT me and my friends. We're not greedy so give us all the power and your freedoms and we swear we will communism"

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@PoorlyAgedStuff I honestly don't understand why they bothered increasing the AAA game prices when AAA games are now loaded with microtransactions and lootboxes.

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@nichegamer They deleted this one but it summarizes perfectly what the diversity hires they got to write, voice and animate this junk think of Castlevania. They can't create, so they just rejoice in destrying.

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@DREAMHUNGOUT @Bornakang Imagine a lime + pineapple juice made with a pinch of brown sugar, but more refreshing and slightly less sweet. That's the closest comparison I can think of...

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@ThatBoxingDude @DiscussingFilm They won't because Nintendo wouldn't allow this kind of deviation on their characters. And, it's Illumination, not Disney or Netflix, so there's no risk of seeing blackwashed or LGBT characters.

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@lporiginalg I find it amusing that a community for women has to name itself "Two X Chromosomes" in order to make it clear it isn't made for trоons.

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@DAKKADAKKA1 It's literally this

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@LairaGVieira Ah sim, o Lula, o STF e a grande mídia corporativa são a resistência. Confia.

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@craquepepe Gordola ganhando 250 reais por dia Vai parar de vender porque tem inveja da cliente Stonks Ex Plus Alpha 2 Champion Edition Turbo

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@iamyesyouareno STOP THE COUNT!

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@ElijahSchaffer Oh boy, Monkeypox. They were setting it up to be the next pandemic, it was on the news all the time, and governments were pitching for restrictions and contention measures to stop the spread, just like they did with COVID. Then they started fumbling around because the most

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@Qvartz_Lite @Stone_tossers "You may not be interested in politics, but you'll be ruled by people who are".

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@Dust_Man_Cometh @snacks_fruity2 The farther away someone is from something, the less accurate and more romantic their vision of that something will be. Even when they are actually black, the writers of this kind of garbage are always sheltered urbanites with zero familiarity with the culture they try to depict.

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@ClownWorld_ Let me guess, he was asking more money for Ukraine.

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@mspbra >seja abordado pelas autoridades Alternativa 1: Faça o que eles pedem, seja complacente, mostre seus documentos, fique de boa até o fim da abordagem Alternativa 2: encare o policial, desafie ele, pergunte se ele "tá te tirando" e seja desrespeitoso com ele

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@Bolverk15 Brazil's most popular film, Tropa de Elite, is this as well. The director wanted to show that the Squad training regimen and culture dehumanized them and made them look at everyone with scorn, and how their violent way of dealing with crime would only create more violence. The

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@ShitpostGate King having a anime girl pfp is just

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@ChiseHatoriLove It was another time. Blackrock didn't infect the gaming industry yet, you could trust the people working on the game, and it was well written. Back then, writing a game like that was at most a daring move. If they announced San Andreas today you'd know exactly why they were

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@greentexts_bot OH NOOOOO HOW COULD I KNOW THE 𝑵𝑼𝑲𝑬-𝑳𝑬𝑨𝑹 𝑰𝑵𝑺𝑻𝑨 𝑱𝑨𝑷𝑨𝑵𝑵𝑰𝑯𝑰𝑳𝑳𝑨𝑻𝑶𝑹 𝟗𝟎𝟎𝟎 PROJECT WOULD BE ABOUT SOMETHING TO KILL JAPANESE PEOPLE AAAAA

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@LibertyCappy This one is brand new

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@shitpostverdade lembro que nos jogos antigos era um sacrifício capturar um Onix e ele era uma mеrda até as pomba que você achava assim que começava o jogo batiam mais forte

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@BasedButters_ @iamyesyouareno Every Stonetoss comic happened, is happening or will happen in the near future.

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@CrispyFrise Brazilian here tl;dr Woody Woodpecker has been playing on open TV since the 80's, so literally everyone knows about him and likes him It's literally the same thing that happened with El Chavo del Ocho, it's been running since the early 80's so everyone knows the show to a T

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@greentexts_bot I'd wait a few days before pulling the prank, would use a sandwich instead of the wrap and make sure she doesn't see me putting it on the fridge.

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@MalesOfReddit "Like, actually trans or just self-id" So close, yet so far

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@ProgressismoB

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@AconteceCaralho Aquele coxão duro que ficou marinando dois dias no amaciante de carne com formol, depois tomou um banho, fez a operação de troca de sexo e virou picanha

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@iamyesyouareno I still remember that add about sexual harassment in the british army and the ad featured a blonde white woman harassing a black man

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@MrPumpkinFace1 @greentexts_bot Worst case scenario he's jailed and a mysterious benefactor with a tiny hat bails him out.

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@greentexts_bot IIRC there's a terrorist saying that goes like "life may give you many wives, but only one mother"

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@greentexts_bot The female comedian routine: >I did a DISGUSTING THING >I had sex >I did a DISGUSTING THING during sex >muh vagina >I said this SHOCKING THING in a conversation

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@ScottAdamsSays JournaIism is dead and all we have now is opinion leadership. We have only two choices: don't read the news and be uninformed, or read the news and be disinformed. The closest thing you can do to know the truth is to go straight to the source.

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@greentexts_bot A small part of the billions (actually over a trillion) sent there as humanitarian aid was embezzled by the local dictators. Most of it, though... who knows?

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@IHasERER @LookAtMyMeat1 KO-OP announced Goodbye Volcano High, a furry visual novel, during the PS5 launch 4chan saw the characters and decided to make their own furry visual novel, Snoot Game (because the main character's snoot was funny), starring a human named Anon and featuring characters from other

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@Dier369 Meus pais compraram uma casa no ano 2000 por 30 mil reais. Hoje essa mesma casa vale 280 mil.

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@MaisaRuiva_ @_psycapota_

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@SensoCrtico1 A dona Jonja já falou que o imposto é só pro empresário e que ele não vai repassar pro consumidor.

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@greentexts_bot I wouldn't even argue with him in the first place. It's not rational, it has nothing to lose, and no matter what kind of monstrosity it does, it won't even get jailed.

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@BjornIronSkull In Brazil that would take like 3 minute tops

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@SavedAClickFGC To be fair, I don't think him being in the background of the training stage to be all that of a problem. But yeah, ever since he began to screech about how he's gay and black and furry he became insufferable. And he was so fun to watch before that...

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@OldMemeClown

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@CeruleanGates @HarmlessYardDog Whenever they try to introduce a race or gender blind system for something, the result always "backfires". Some time ago there was a business that proudly announced that they implemented a system where gender and race would get scrapped off the curriculums...

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@Exstatic_ @pawpawchan48 >fold marks >mint new condition >𝘨𝘦𝘦 𝘨𝘶𝘺𝘴 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘨𝘶𝘺 𝘵𝘰𝘵𝘢𝘭𝘭𝘺 𝘧𝘰𝘶𝘯𝘥 𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘯𝘢𝘻𝘪 𝘧𝘭𝘢𝘨 𝘪𝘯 𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘶𝘯𝘴𝘱𝘦𝘤𝘪𝘧𝘪𝘦𝘥 𝘩𝘰𝘶𝘴𝘦 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘐'𝘮 𝘯𝘰𝘵 𝘨𝘰𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘵𝘰 𝘱𝘰𝘪𝘯𝘵 𝘰𝘶𝘵 I don't know Rick...

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@Valkyrie_Fleur The "message" isn't even the main problem, it's how it is delivered.

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@PrideRing666 Most likely Cash, he'd definitely be livid since Blitzo ruined his main attraction

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@lporiginalg >parents More like mother with Münchausen Syndrome by Proxy

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@l03n27 Faustão descendente do Godrick confirmado

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@SonyGPolo @CursedAni TIL there is a Tom & Jerry gacha game. Hory Shet.

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@DelusionPosting @Stone_tossers I remember a Reddit thread about this and the answeres were literally just: >I like to read, so I'll read to kids >I like to make handicraft stuff in my spare time so I'll do that for a living >I'll be the supervisor of something >I'll be boss of something >I'll be a

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@PDakkadakka I've heard the original Skullgirls crew moved on and the game is being managed by a new group of the usual woke leftoids. If that's the case then they just did that because they could. There is a small chance that "someone" offered them money to do that as well.

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@entwitt50 @Mezzannine What do you mean he wasn't a vegetarian

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@SensoCrtico1 Bicho manda uma dessa e se acha o Megamente

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@AMAZlNGNATURE I like how the first one doesn't even bothers jumping, it just walks and plops down

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@TiredMemeClown Keep laughing at them and they'll come at you, rocket speed!

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@iamyesyouareno

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@TheEbonyMaw >father is a high rank member of a international financial conglomerate >uncle paved his way into celebrity status within The Young Turds >now makes millions saying "capitalism bad" on Twitch from his 3 million dollar Los Angeles mansion and even has a store where you can buy

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@iamyesyouareno @lporiginalg

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@CaribbeanRythms ayooo why they don't be washing their meat where da seasoning be

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@stuartdois Tem um cara que trampa comigo que tá assim. O bicho não raspa, então fica dois tufos de cabelo do lado mais um tufo de cabelo na frente, parecendo um Galeão Cumbica piorado.

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@sikerajr O Flávio Gomes não é aquele petista milionário colecionador de carros antigos metido a socialista no Fox Sportes?

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@greentexts_bot It's been at least a decade since I bothered checking the site and it had like 2k entries. I remember having fun reading them Saw this post, checked it and Jesus Christ

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@kamisamaexp Aquela cena no final da mulher fugindo de uma versão demoníaca desses guris foi muito estranha

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@greentexts_bot Neat but the "free" healthcare doesn't change the fact that the cities are eroding, physically and socially.

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@TerraBrasilnot Fazendo a pergunta certa com a intenção errada

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@iamyesyouareno What good are these resources when the people standing over it are literally incapable of managing, or even collecting it?

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@iamyesyouareno Not only that, but Egypt wasn't a thing until around 2.500 B.C., and even then Egypt was a mediterranean kingdom with literally nothing in common with anything below Sahara.

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