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cava connoisseur | #22 @UTWildUltimate & @darkskyultimate | she/her

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@kyrakhoro
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2 years
my dad brought a kayak to tonight’s game
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@kyrakhoro
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2 years
GEEKED OUT RN bc i was practicing pulls at the park today while a little girl was watching me. she came up to me after and said that she couldn’t believe how far i could throw and wanted to be able to do what i could do 🥹 LFG WOMEN’S SPORTS.
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@kyrakhoro
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4 years
wow not playing frisbee sucks. but playing in that first game back after all of this is over will be the happiest moment ever. i. cannot. wait.
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@kyrakhoro
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8 years
This has been on my mind lately
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@kyrakhoro
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2 years
men used to fight in wars and now they wear collared ultimate frisbee jerseys
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@kyrakhoro
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2 years
after playing/watching the first ever WUL games of the season - there were dangerous plays all around. trust me i have a basketball background so i’m no stranger to playing with contact. however, i think it’s our responsibility as athletes to provide a better example of what safe
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@kyrakhoro
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2 years
showed my dad this pic of cheat code snuszka and he said “i now have a new favorite player on shame.” and i can’t even be mad about it bc look at that
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@kyrakhoro
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2 years
i just really truly hope that one day every single frisbee player out there gets to feel loved, appreciated, and accepted by a team that feels like family. because wow it is an unparalleled feeling to be part of a team that does.
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@kyrakhoro
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5 years
If you don’t Then you don’t love me deserve me at my at my
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@kyrakhoro
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3 years
so who wanna tell him
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@kyrakhoro
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1 year
Hey y’all I know I tweet silly things but pls stick around a bit for this one. As some of you know, the reason I wear #22 is in honor my mom, who unexpectedly passed far too soon. today is a very special day bc her bday happens to fall on giving TWO’s-day this year (1/?)
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@kyrakhoro
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2 years
i think one of the most humiliating things has to be when you have to throw the disc back to where a call was made and it’s windy af
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@kyrakhoro
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2 years
so is everyone on frisbee twitter all just secretly in love with each other or wut
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@kyrakhoro
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2 years
abolish SOTG !!!!
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@kyrakhoro
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2 years
starting to draft up a few ideas of controversial topics to get ppl to hate me if i ever run being ulti. feel free to lmk if you have any suggestions
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@kyrakhoro
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3 years
speechless. elated. on cloud nine. this experience was unreal. i am beyond words for how grateful i am to have had an opportunity like this.
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@kyrakhoro
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4 years
wow not playing frisbee sucks. but playing in that first game back after all of this is over will be the happiest moment ever. i. cannot. wait.
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@kyrakhoro
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1 year
turns out when you have better throwers you don’t need to layout as much
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@kyrakhoro
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2 years
one day my daughter is going to be able to watch videos of me playing my sport at the professional level. that thought alone gives me chills.
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@kyrakhoro
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1 month
pls be mechanix pls be mechanix pls be mechanix pls be
@EvanLepler
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🚨🚨BREAKING NEWS🚨🚨 in the Ultimate Frisbee Association: Reigning UFA MVP Jeff Babbitt is officially moving on from the New York Empire after contract negotiations with the team broke down. He plans to play elsewhere in 2024. Full story coming shortly...
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@kyrakhoro
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2 years
being a pro athlete is really effing cool.
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@kyrakhoro
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2 years
Time to ⚠️ BeReal ⚠️ Leaf: ok bet
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@kyrakhoro
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2 years
someone at the airport just asked me if i was a famous athletic superstar because i looked like one !! so i’m basically a national champ as well at this point
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@kyrakhoro
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1 year
things i think would send a non-frisbee character into a coma
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@kyrakhoro
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2 years
i often get asked why #22 ? it’s for today. it’s for this lady right here. it’s for the best person that i miss more than anything in the world. my sweet mom passed on june 22, 2018. to know her was to love her, and trust me, y’all would have loved her SO much. 22 forever.❤️
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@kyrakhoro
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3 years
going to tell everyone at work that my team won nationals since they barely know the difference between disc golf and ultimate anyways
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@kyrakhoro
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2 years
hot people play mixed
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@kyrakhoro
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2 years
it really sucks that no matter how well-intended and supportive the men in my life are trying to be right now, they will never truly understand the heartbreak of today.
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@kyrakhoro
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2 years
here to report that ultimate is now considered a full contact sport
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@kyrakhoro
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11 months
unreal !!!?! @cl00ds
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@kyrakhoro
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2 years
i’ve peaked.
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#priorities 👟 Need something to do during your next walk? Catch up on the latest travel news in this week’s #newsletter : @kyrakhoro
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@kyrakhoro
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2 years
y’all. i’ve been DYING to share how @rylandonline was able to make me look way cooler than i actually am. who’s ready to get WILD 🤠🐎
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@kyrakhoro
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2 years
day 2 of throwing 100+ every day until nationals (an accountability 🧵)
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@kyrakhoro
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1 year
you open the USAU site and you see this person on the team USA roster….wyd?
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@kyrakhoro
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2 years
my uber driver was not impressed that i just took 4th at worlds
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@kyrakhoro
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2 years
consider this my official application to be your wedding date this summer
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@kyrakhoro
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3 years
when your dad is your biggest hype man >>>>
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@kyrakhoro
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2 years
lyss said all girls with nose rings are hot so like ??? you really think i wasn’t going to test that theory out???
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@kyrakhoro
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3 years
wow. qualified for first ever club nationals. the best part is that i got to witness so many of my past utah teammates qualify for their first ever club nationals. i am so unbelievably proud. this is the happiest day ever
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@kyrakhoro
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1 year
turns out it’s actually a lot harder to leave shame. than it was to leave the mormon church
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@kyrakhoro
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2 years
heartbroken and ashamed to announce that i think i might be an o line player now 😪🫠
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@kyrakhoro
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1 year
a couple weeks ago one of the rookies i coach said to me “there’s no way you were born in the 1900’s?!?!” and i’ve been in shambles since
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@kyrakhoro
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4 years
what the hell has frisbee twitter turned into
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@kyrakhoro
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2 years
congrats to everyone who made it to natties this year. -sincerely someone who is definitely not at all salty from losing in way too many games to go during college regionals
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@kyrakhoro
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4 months
classic men’s ultimate needed to make a huge announcement the day after the WUL rosters drop! they just need attention!
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@kyrakhoro
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2 years
and about how the sport is growing etc etc. they ended up adding me on facebook and told me how excited they were to go see my @UTWildUltimate games and how they would be “cheering on their adopted granddaughter” & YOU’RE TELLING ME PEOPLE DON’T WANT TO WATCH WOMEN’S SPORTS.
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@kyrakhoro
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2 years
is sooooo much more than that. we need to do better at showing that we value the safety of our teammates and opponents more than we value the need to make those crazy plays. good body control is such an undervalued skill and needs to be talked about more
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@kyrakhoro
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4 years
in my mind i’m on the field living out my dreams playing pro womxn’s frisbee with some badass athletes, not weight training in a makeshift home gym during a pandemic. LET ME HAVE THIS MOMENT
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@kyrakhoro
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3 years
Spent the last 36 hours crying on and off BUT GUESS WHAT I GET TO GO TO MY LAST EVER COLLEGE REGIONALS BABBYYUUUUUUUUY YEUEYSYSUSUBbb. !!!!!!!!!!!!
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@kyrakhoro
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9 months
i think i have what it takes to be turfing wide open throws in a championship game
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@kyrakhoro
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10 months
idk what the tire business is and at this point i’m too scared to ask
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@kyrakhoro
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8 months
we have yet again had to deal w/ the repercussions of giving another mediocre, white male a big platform to speak on and i’m over it !!
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@kyrakhoro
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2 years
it just doesn’t sit right with me that in a lot of frisbee settings i’m continuously having to prove myself athletic where male matching players are assumed athletic/worthy until proven otherwise
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@kyrakhoro
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2 years
LEGALLY YOU’RE NOT ALLOWED TO COMMENT ABOUT MY WATCH TAN. the new haircut is supposed to distract from that. so legally you can’t say anything
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@kyrakhoro
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3 months
going to tell my future grandkids about february 8, 2024
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@kyrakhoro
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2 years
that top 8 feeling.
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@kyrakhoro
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2 years
i. for one, am exhausted of trying to prove myself as an athlete. this is the reason i’m so excited for the WUL season. increasing visibility to high level womxn’s ultimate finally gives incredible athletes the opportunity to prove this misogynistic bullshit wrong. watch out will
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@kyrakhoro
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1 year
petition to call it manboy matching bc wow it’s cracking me up
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@kyrakhoro
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2 years
i just kissed a national champ 🤭
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@kyrakhoro
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2 years
he’s a 10 but he doesn’t make me smile as big as this dumb, silly sport does
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2 years
petition to officially ban turf from this sport
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@kyrakhoro
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2 years
happy mother’s day. missing you lots today mama.
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@kyrakhoro
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7 months
didn’t even need to go through a major life crisis for this one! ✂️
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@kyrakhoro
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2 years
i have SO many people that i play for. people that inspire me to keep pushing myself. and it’s not often that i am selfish and take a moment to play for myself. so i give myself permission to be selfish rn. here’s to playing for me and the joy that this sport that it brings me
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@kyrakhoro
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10 months
the problem with going out with someone in the frisbee community is that the frisbee community finds out immediately
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@kyrakhoro
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1 year
i’m never watching too hot to handle before bed again…i had a dream last night that i was on the frisbee edition of that show
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@kyrakhoro
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2 years
the doctor today: “it seems as though you have some unusual bruising going on” the bruising in question:
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@kyrakhoro
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2 years
some may ask “kayak how are you still single ???” simply …. I-
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@kyrakhoro
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2 years
if your feet aren’t reminiscent of a goblin’s by the end of club season you clearly weren’t going hard enough
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5 months
turns out i’m bi!! who woulda guessed!?
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@kyrakhoro
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2 years
i was able to play all weekend w/ no quad pain wowowowowowow i am a happy gal :-)
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@kyrakhoro
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9 months
I’M CRYING BECAUSE THERE’S A YOUTH PLAYER OUT THERE WEARING MY @UTWildUltimate JERSEY 🥹🥹🥹
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@kyrakhoro
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2 years
guess who has a non-bowling date tonight !!
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@kyrakhoro
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3 years
been feeling so much happier lately and it is indeed a direct reflection on the fact that frisbee is back in my life
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@kyrakhoro
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2 years
it’s super cool when post game highlights equally showcase both teams 🤩🫶🥰
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@kyrakhoro
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3 years
“do you play in a league for ultimate?” …. so should i break the news to him
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@kyrakhoro
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2 years
managed to secure a pic w/ the cutie patootie glitter queen @CoriBigham
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@kyrakhoro
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2 years
felt very, genuinely happy for the first time in a long time today and that deserves to be documented. W.
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2 years
well that wasn’t very cute or quirky of this week’s being ulti person
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@kyrakhoro
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2 years
sexy people love mint chocolate chip ice cream
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@kyrakhoro
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2 years
for my mom. for lily. 22. let’s go PuTi 🇫🇮
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@kyrakhoro
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2 years
while doing some agility and throwing at the church by my dad’s house, these two older women were hanging out with their dogs and watching me do my field work. afterwards, they let me know how impressed they were by my throws and skills. i told them about my frisbee background
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3 years
gratuitous ;P
@justwsports
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You know it’s good defense when you’re parallel to the ground. 👏 Via @Ultiworld
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@kyrakhoro
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2 years
was having a crummy day but got great news !! invited to go to worlds oh my !!! and maybe windmill ?!?!
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@kyrakhoro
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1 year
me when a guy backpacked me on an up line goal at winter league but it didn’t even phase me bc i been hitting the gym
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@kyrakhoro
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2 years
2 likes and i’ll fly to italy in a couple months to play at EUCF w/ these fools
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@kyrakhoro
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6 months
ok i’m making a burner i neeeeeeed a circle
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@kyrakhoro
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2 years
i think this next generation of frisbee players is going to be scary good and i can’t wait to get roasted by them at league when i’m retired
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@kyrakhoro
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2 years
post quarters win diet coke … as a treat. SEMIS BABY
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@kyrakhoro
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3 years
just beat someone who is an AUDL and national champ in imessage 8 ball so who’s the real champion here
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@kyrakhoro
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2 years
i think it would be super fun to do a frisbee twitter white elephant gift exchange ?? probs best to be something frisbee related i.e. something like an old jersey, cool sticker, hat you don’t wear, frisbee bag essential, perf sideline shenanigans item etc etc
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@kyrakhoro
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9 months
GUESS WHO JUST BOOKED THEIR FIRST THERAPY APPOINTMENT
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@kyrakhoro
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1 year
if you see this you legally have to be my valentine
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@kyrakhoro
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1 year
the WUL has been so unbelievably exciting this year. not a single team has walked all over their competition. so many unexpected upsets and comebacks !!
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3 years
i should be able to enter mixed frisbee settings (goalty, mini, full field, etc) feeling completely comfortable and confident that the male matching players of my community are going to respect my safety and space. instances like this make me begin to believe this isn't the case
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@kyrakhoro
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2 years
if a team had hot pink jerseys i’d immediately be trying to get on that roster
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@kyrakhoro
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2 years
y’all….. @rio_chuck is ONTO something. a prom for natties??? you’re kidding. it would be so fun to go from playing all weekend to getting glam and partying like you’re at prom??
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@kyrakhoro
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1 year
gonna start needing to find more excuses to wear this dress out
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@kyrakhoro
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2 years
lol
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@kyrakhoro
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1 year
there are 5 WUL GAMES TO WATCH THIS WEEKEND PEOPLE !!!! IT’S HAPPENING
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@kyrakhoro
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3 months
SPONSORSHIP WHEN ???
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