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Labradors, beach, lakes, baking. Attempting more retweets. “Keep your fun away from essential wayfinding assets.” (Paul, 2023)

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@kwoade
17 days
Labradors - double coated, waterproofed & insulated - were bred from St John’s Water Dogs, carefully selected to retrieve fish from the semi-arctic waters of Newfoundland and Labrador for their fishermen owners. Here are 3 of them, begging to get inside to escape light drizzle.
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2 years
Biscuit hasn’t seen her dog walker for nearly a week 😂🏆
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2 years
Entirely normal dog owner.
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2 years
How dare you suggest that my dogs are spoilt.
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2 years
Oh, I love my dogs 😂🥰
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2 years
Summarise your dogs’ personalities in one photo, and GO! 😂
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2 years
When you realise you’re being filmed.
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2 years
Treasure!
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11 months
Completely unedited, posted whilst still on the beach, and this may be the most stunning evening I’ve spent here, ever.
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2 years
Biscuit has never been one for moderation.
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2 years
Is this what they mean by “a weighted blanket”?
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9 months
Every dog Needs a dog 💖💖💖
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4 years
Tfw it’s BELLYRUB O’CLOCK and there’s BELLYRUBS A-COMIN!!! 😎😎😎🥳🏆
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2 years
Today’s pedestrian clearance programme…
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1 year
Good afternoon I have some questions about my dignity.
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4 months
🚨🚨🚨 FIRST STICK EVERRRRRRRRR 🚨🚨🚨
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2 years
Guard duty. She’s very good at it - all these years, and the river still hasn’t been stolen.
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2 years
Grandpa went OTRB at 08:02 this morning. Cheers dad, good knowing you 💕💕💕
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2 years
Anyone else got a 100% perfect “my dogs’ personalities completely captured in one photo” photo? 😂
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1 year
Today’s featured begging dog is Biscuit.
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3 months
1. Work; or 2. Puppy?
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2 years
Best “kitchen eyes,” and GO
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1 year
A short tale of courage and persistence in the face of balls.
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3 years
We are on the lead because we stole an entire sandwich (and a bag of popcorn) from two separate, seated couples 🤦‍♂️
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1 year
Mika has finally discovered her last birthday present (abandoned on the kitchen floor for 3 days) and would now like everyone to admire it please.
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4 months
Good evening, everyone. Meet Sophie 👀😁 Joining us next week!
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2 years
BIRTHDAY HAM FOR MRS ONE YEAR OLD!!! The presents come post school!
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1 year
When the wrong dog is getting the snuggles.
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2 months
And so it begins.
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17 days
@DrJenGunter And beautifully camouflaged too 🤎
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3 years
This little yellow dog was a whirling bundle of fangs. Until biscuit joined us 🥰😬
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3 months
Runway 2 clear for landing.
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1 year
This morning’s show and tell is rainbow unicorn.
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16 days
Ok so today the girls were also keen to get in from mild drizzle but I’m fully hoping this doesn’t blow up to 3.5m views (?!?) because goddamit I need a life beyond reading (ok often wonderful / lovely) comments!
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1 month
🤎💛🖤
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2 months
Good afternoon. Please argue with me over this pig.
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3 months
Asked for treats so politely that I found her one 🖤🖤🖤
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3 months
Caught eating foam. Limited remorse 🖤
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3 months
What is this and why is it showing me it’s belly.
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2 years
We’re out of dog food 🤦‍♂️ half a portion between the two of them! 🤦‍♂️
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2 months
Campaign for a Dishwasher Bed has begun.
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1 month
I have not come in here to steal loo rolls but on an entirely unrelated note have you got any loo rolls guv.
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3 months
95% sure I’ve just interrupted some plotting.
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17 days
The takeover of my laptop space continues.
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4 months
On a scale of 1 to “absolute unit,” how much of an absolute unit is this little chunk? 😁 Getting new pics today! 3 days til landing 😁🥳
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1 month
Tink, doing a fierce sneak. A yellow dog is about to get a pouncing!!! 🐯
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2 months
“Next time, get a cat.”
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1 year
The Announcing of the Breakfast.
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2 months
Tink has Just discovered people / dog watching.
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1 month
Sharesies request
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3 months
Sophie and I have just been discussing the continuingly outrageous quality of this puppy belly. 🖤
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2 months
Three enormously good girls 🤎🖤💛
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2 months
I have no idea what she wants. If only they could talk, hey.
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11 days
Tink would like to say hello and to coincidentally scan the table for any food within reach.
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2 months
Sleepy little dog puddle 🖤🖤🖤
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2 months
Fresh layer of dog polish applied this morning.
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29 days
A small black dog 🖤
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1 month
Got a beefs tail
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13 days
Small black lovebug, arriving at pace (in one of today’s few moments of sunshine!)
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1 month
A good labrador really does need a people.
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1 year
Tell me how much you love your dogs without telling me how much you love your dogs.
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27 days
Apparently I’m eating Labrador food.
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22 days
And good morning to you too, Tink!
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2 months
Morning zoomies: done ✅
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2 years
Sisters 💖💖💖
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18 days
Fucksakes biscuit
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1 month
Land of the Forty Foot Labradorks
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3 months
Second round of parvo vaccinations. Six days and she can try walkies 🏆🖤
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4 months
I may be biased but how is this not dog of the year content.
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3 years
Their dog walker has a new phone 😂
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3 months
Sophie had to put a lot of effort into getting this snuggled up to biscuit 🖤🤎 (She rested against her then repeatedly pushed herself back more, using her paws against the cushion she’s on 😂)
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3 months
Can somebody who is fluent in Labrador please translate this message
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1 year
Best steam engine dragon impressions and GO 🚂🚂🚂🐲🐲🐲
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2 months
Best treat begging face there Tink
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3 months
Captain Chunk and the Belly of Doom greatly enjoyed puppy pre school (and an entire bag of lily’s treats, plus free cheese chunks) this evening. 🖤
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2 months
What a snoot / watersnoot 🖤
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3 years
“Learning to run” faces 😂⭐️
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1 month
Post-tumble munchkin, now with crunchy outer shell 🖤🖤🖤
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2 months
Self-proclaimed expert on dinner wondering here if she can help me cook dinner 👀🖤
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3 months
Definitely has not been rummaging in corners. 👀
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3 months
On a scale of 1 to frankly ridiculous lovebugs just how much do these two love each other? 😂💛🖤💛🖤💛
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3 months
Confirmation just in that Sophie is indeed the very very best small dog.
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2 years
What I see when i get home after Not Taking The Dogs.
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3 months
Hello yes what
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2 months
Well hello 🖤🖤🖤
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21 days
Lookouts need lunch too.
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1 month
Like Gollum discovering a second precious.
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3 months
First snow! 🖤☃️
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3 months
OH MY GOD no puppy in the history of the universe EVER has done this to Captain Chocolate Grotbox, and survived (!) 👀🖤🤎🖤
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3 years
A fearsome case of the hicpups!!! 😱
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2 months
This morning I am mostly accidentally pressing enter quite a lot.
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2 years
When the dog walker arrives 😂
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2 months
Smallest dog does good wags
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1 year
The wagging throne of the king of dogs
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1 month
The absolute state of it.
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1 month
Apparently biscuit likes walks.
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9 months
The smile that says a treat is coming 💖💖💖
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12 days
We’ve bumped into willow on our afternoon walk! Ex of a puppy farm, largely deaf, and at least one ongoing cancer. But the most wonderful gentle old girl! (And ALWAYS up for treats 😂)
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4 months
People, we have just entered the 26h31 min countdown to puppy 😱😱😱
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1 month
Future queen and her wingmen
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