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Phillies, Eagles, Flyers and Sixers fan living in VA. Sales Manager at Honda. Navy Vet.

Chesapeake, VA
Joined February 2011
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4 years
Today was a good day
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2 years
@DanWetzel EDP got a media pass?
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2 years
You have to go to work to take vacation
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NetsKingdom 👑🗽
2 years
Brooklyn Nets Ben Simmons Enjoying Vacation #NetsWorld
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@fatimus07 Ask people to grab your strong hand
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5 years
Gonna tell my kids this was Nick Foles.
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Brice Noble (aka) BBQ_Beef_Balboa
5 years
Monster Dildos Inc. #DirtyUpDisney
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10 months
I almost hate Brian Johnson more than Jonathan Gannon
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11 months
Started working in the garage today and couldn’t finish the job
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3 years
I bet that Phillies one stops working every October
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NBA Slime
3 years
4 for 4 remotes
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8 months
Happy Anniversary
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2 years
Ready for football Sundays
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3 years
You went 1-7 after this game
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3 years
Y'all remember the last time we played the Eagles in our home opener? 📺: NFL Network, 8pm for the Schedule Release Show
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3 years
I feel like this is what the Sixers are gonna do to us.
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3 years
Breaking news: football player went home
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Eagles Nation
3 years
Jalen Reagor is spending his off-season in Dallas. #Eagles
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1 year
@_willcompton If you need attention just say so
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10 months
Jalen McNabb?
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10 months
Jeff Stoutland university ran out of funding
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4 years
Jalen Hurts made Eagles football fun again
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2 years
@Kristen_Arnett I present to you Bowser and Princess Peach
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2 years
As fast as Hargrave and CJ did. Go Birds and nobody else
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3 years
Hell yes!!!!
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2 years
Father’s Day should move to the fall so we can get a full slate of football on Father’s Day
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9 months
The Eagles are just trolling us and saving the real play calling for the playoffs, right?
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3 years
My favorite thing about liking Philadelphia sports is expecting a loss and still getting mad about it
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5 years
Makes sense, he’s on IR and the Eagles are on IR
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ESPN says Philadelphia is the best fit for A.J. Green
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3 years
New setup! Ready for game day
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4 years
Am I the only one that hears, “kill kill” looking at this photo?
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Philadelphia Eagles: the only team to have 80.0+ run and pass blocking grades in 2019
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1 year
Oh
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4 years
Say hi to Bowser
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3 years
Look who’s 1 today!!!!
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4 years
The Vet just told us that we have to put Roxi down and we could bring her home for one more night. Bowser hasn’t left her alone. 😭😭😭😭
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5 years
Anyone think ESP was the “anonymous” source talking about Wentz?
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4 years
What I wouldn’t give for one more day or one more hug. RIP Roxi girl
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5 years
The Eagles will win tonight if they can outscore the Packers.
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3 years
My wife just tripped and fell carrying a bunch of clothes she just ironed. I watched it all unfold.
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2 years
Happy Fuck the Mets day to all who celebrate
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3 years
Happy Thanksgiving and fuck the Cowboys
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2 years
Everyone say hi to Peach
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1 year
Go Birds!!!!
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4 years
Nate Gerry looking like Cheddar Bob
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6 years
Fun fact of the day: The Eagles have never beat the Saints when my wife and I have watched together. The Navy is sending her away tomorrow at noon for a week.
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2 years
Tell me more
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3 years
@HogsHaven Imagine complaining about not having players when you can’t even come up with a name.
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6 years
Does anyone else get the urge to flip off the driver when they see a Cowboys bumper sticker or is it just me?
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6 years
I was bored 🤷🏻‍♂️
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4 years
She’s home
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5 years
Jason Witten really turned in his toupee to go 8-8
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6 years
Ok @Eagles I’m taking my Mom and daughter to their first NFL game tomorrow so I need you to do the thing where you play your heart out on every down and have fun.
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3 years
This isn’t a want it’s a need
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4 years
Finally!
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6 years
Gorgeous
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4 years
@MikeGarafolo @Eric_Branch Can’t wait for the eventual firing and your apology tweet tomorrow 🤷🏻‍♂️
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5 years
Finally done with the kitchen!
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1 year
Go Birds!!!!
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6 years
Game room is ready for a day of football tomorrow. I just need to go get a recliner first thing.
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3 years
All jokes aside I’m seriously sick of screaming “run the ball” for what feels like the last 20 years
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4 years
Finally got my hands on it!
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6 years
Today I felt like being Al Bundy.
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7 years
I picture Howie Roseman in elementary school trading veggies for brownies at lunch time.
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5 years
The Eagles have receivers that do this every week 🤷🏻‍♂️
@CJDeuce_
Charles James II
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Amari Cooper had 0 catches 0 yards....Stephon Gilmore best corner in the league no question
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3 years
The TL needed more Bowser
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4 years
Thank goodness for Nick Foles because Carson wasn’t winning us a Super Bowl
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4 years
Guys look at Bowser
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3 years
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6 years
You know who stinks? IT’S THE WHOLE FUCKING TEAM!
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3 years
Before and after the Birds I did a thing today.
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5 years
I’d like to solve the puzzle. #FlyEaglesFly
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3 years
Are they going to have a carjacking booth at the @phillyautoshow to make it feel more real?
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4 years
Raise your hand if you wore an Eagles jersey today and did not get injured.
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3 years
@jtuck151 Over here saying “we” with 35 cents in your checking account
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3 years
Out of the corner of my eye I read Dallas Sucks
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3 years
My wife told me to stop impersonating a flamingo. I had to put my foot down.
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5 years
Nobody: The Dallas Cowboys:
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4 years
Wish me luck guys!
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6 years
This is why I did this. #FlyEaglesFly #BearDown
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5 years
My door kept shutting so my Mom made this door stop couch.
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4 years
This you?
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3 years
Fuck the Cowboys
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5 years
You know what I’m going to do to all of my Eagles gear? That’s right I’m still going to wear it everyday and give the finger to anyone who talks shit.
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2 years
First vet visit
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5 years
Setup keeps getting better. Ready for football season once I get a beer fridge.
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4 years
What to sip on tonight....
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4 years
Just got word my almost 12 year old Roxi may have cancer. Prayers and positive vibes please.
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4 years
Jalen Hurts is a baller. Fuck your feelings. It’s Fly Eagles Fly all day and this man gives a shot at winning.
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4 years
My daughter is going to be a chef one day I swear
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2 years
Ready to fly
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4 years
Coming home tomorrow!!!!
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4 years
@OScandrick How bad do you have to be to get cut by a terrible team?
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3 years
Well known fact that Rottweilers hate Cowboys fans
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10 months
Seattle had to score 3 touchdowns to get one to count. The Eagles game is gonna be annoying in Dallas.
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4 years
I’d be shooting balled up paper towels at them
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6 years
I used to hate Bryce Harper on the Nats, and now that he may be a Phillie I can only think of the great Harry Doyle in Major League II; "It's funny how a new uniform can change your attitude about a guy. He’s still a dick.”
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5 years
You guys still mad over the game? Why don’t you be like the team and drop it?
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5 years
Anyone want to do some gaming later? If so, please bring a computer that I can put this into.
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4 years
New speakers and new TV ready for the Birds
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