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the tortured fodens department.

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Joined March 2024
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man city midfielders - born and raised.
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searched for a tottenham fan channel for a preview to gauge how they feel for tomorrow
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you thought that big big 100m was just for buying grealish?
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Villa don’t help anyone in the league except city. I fucking hate these clowns
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tears look at rice
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Good to see you, @PhilFoden ! 👋
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btw we better not let them share the etihad while they build their new toiletbowl of a stadium
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These scenes as the rain continues to fall on Old Trafford 😳
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foden is so funny after he scores a goal you’ll find him next to ederson asking for the ball he gets so confident 😭😭
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he don’t got school??
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big up ronnie
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the most cringe thing ever is happening in the comments
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Matchday loading. 🔋 #FULMCI
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one day i’ll properly explain why real madrid is the cancerous club everyone pretends city are
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🚨🚨🎙️| Javier Tebas: "As a Real Madrid fan myself, it is a great joy to see Mbappe coming to Real Madrid."
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Ig De Bruyne: "The team needed some tips. So the little man gave them some" [kevindebruyne]
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pep locked him in his basement after this 💔
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The pass 🤤 The finish 😮‍💨 Oscar Bobb's stoppage-time winner against Newcastle wins @BudFootball Goal of the Month for January! #PLAwards | @ManCity
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B/R football headquarters have 7 missed calls from jude’s father rn telling them to post the time he put a jacket on a kid who was cold
Real Madrid fans and Nacho chanting: ‘VINICIUS BALON DE ORO.’ 🤍
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crazy he’s genuinely a better midfielder than bellingham 😭
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Anyways here's the actual best English player to wear #5 who DIDN'T ghost in the UCL final 👍
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two penalties and a deflection? that’s a saka regen if i’ve ever seen one
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Anything you can do I can do better I can do anything better than you
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that 4-0 really traumatised them lol YOU HAVE A SEMI TOMORROW
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WHAT A PIC! 🤍
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they put themselves in midfield and expressions on the wing lmaoooo
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nah i can’t believe we’re top of the league and in a title race despite what pep was doing in the first half of the season 😭
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manchester derby fa cup final hat trick..
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Phil Foden is 3 goals away from 30 goals this season 👀
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🥹🥹🥹🥹
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@TheEuropeanLad
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📸 - Phil Foden kissing Erling Haaland.
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him and dias deserve to have an off season just for the masterclass they put in on that day
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John Stones. Istanbul. We will 𝗻𝗲𝘃𝗲𝗿 forget.
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really appreciate how the rodri tiger has bags under his eyes
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@aar0n_nt “we” are you implying you’re four years old
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can’t relate
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“he never celebrated city goals this passionately” oh brother 😭😭😭😭
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saka in the only final he has ever played in his life btw
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i said: that’s my favourite saying. that’s my favourite saying
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Florian Wirtz. The homegrown youngster with the title winning hattrick. You couldn't script it any better than this
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this was top 5 games this season
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This season has really been the season for academy players. Feels like almost every big club has integrated a few of them into the main squad.
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city fans go spend time with your families
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Up the Spurs! 🤍
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oiii who remembers covid season we used to spam this after every win 😂 we ended up winning 21 games in a row 🩵🥲
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scouse begs are jealous of GIRONA 😭
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@GironaFC_Engl Two hideous twins 👋
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guess which two players are getting the most heat? 😭
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agüero’s such a dickhead man 😂😂
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Julian Alvarez has done his first sitdown interview in English since joining #ManCity . 🥹🩵 🎥 @SkyAnton , @SkySportsNews
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our biggest advantage is that while walker is washed, barely anyone but city fans have clocked it. we can use his aura to scare them out of counterattacking
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when it’s haaland you call him a poacher
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Jude Bellingham is incredible in front of goal. He always knows exactly where the ball will drop, this ain't luck, this ain't coincidence, that's just pure quality. World class midfielder.
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winning the UCL for your hometown is NOT for everyone @KMbappe
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@joanndungu27 these guys are season ticket holders for 20+ years to be fair to them
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foden MOTM against real madrid i’m still shaking
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our fate is in the hands of a schizophrenic brazilian, two gay guys, bro who hasn’t slept in two years and a teenage father..
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kulusevski is my new enemy btw what was all that
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pep been outcoached by a guy who’s getting fired in 45 minutes 😂😂😂😂
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leverkusen good eats but no europa hatewatch is ever touching this
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what’s on your mind? me:
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stockport messi.. i’m doing a phil foden????
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WHAT
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r/gunners wys boys
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our most important signing is a new pr team for foden
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one ucl walking with God is better than fifteen devil trophies. #thismeansmore
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jude ate TWO of these foden celebrations 😭😭😭😭😭
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i’m crying he HATED the old guys
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Kevin De Bruyne attend l'Euro avec impatience ! 🇧🇪 « J’ai hâte de commencer un tournoi avec la nouvelle équipe. Il y a beaucoup d’énergie dans ce groupe. Je ne sais pas si quelque chose sera fait pour ma 100ème cap. En tout cas, je suis fier d’avoir pu jouer pour mon pays…
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2021? that’s weird because gooners told me he’s been a bench player all his life
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✅ Player of the Season: @rubendias ✅ Young Player of the Season: @PhilFoden ✅ Manager of the Season: @PepTeam Dominating the #PL 's end-of-season awards, #OnThisDay in 2021. 🏅🏅🏅
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whenever he ghosts there’s a new pr post. honestly his team is generational
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When Jude Bellingham forgot his passport when travelling with Dortmund so he called his mum to bail him out 😆
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i miss them..
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his hairline is generational. meanwhile krusty the klown in merseyside…
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He’s cemented as the GOAT PL player if we fourpeat the league idc
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who would you move?
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hope you like it here because you’re not going anywhere lmaoooo @ErlingHaaland
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inshallah 300 more 🙏🏽🩵
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300 up for @pepteam in the @premierleague ✨ What an incredible journey it's been so far 🩵
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let this be a lesson🥱
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you literally started a witch hunt calling foden a bad teammate because he liked a tweet that didn’t even mention jude btw. like two days ago.
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it’s ridiculous people will find a problem with everything he does
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what the hell
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let them doubt you.
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is this pedrihadid??? 😭 you switched teams???????
you can’t buy this @ManCity
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we were not going to win the league if we stayed in the ucl
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1 penalty kick away from back to back trebles
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foden scored in the second minute to kill the hopes of the fanbase that hate him the most
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it became obvious when they turned on the best of the best
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Box defending is very very under appreciated.
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foden’s season is CRAZY. i think it’s getting underrated even tho he’s winning all the awards 😭
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Erling Haaland ends the 2023/2024 season as #ManCity 's top scorer. Top-five: 🇳🇴 @ErlingHaaland [38] 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 @PhilFoden [27] 🇦🇷 @julianalvarezzz [19] 🇵🇹 @BernardoCSilva [12] 🇪🇸 Rodrigo [9]
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whether you like it or not, city have the best moment in PL history and it secretly burns a lot of guys
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this is how u know people don’t watch city BERNARDO HAS JUST HAD HIS WORST SEASON
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I'd replace KDB with Bernardo, but otherwise this is perfect.
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his mom is a hero omg imagine him wearing red 💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔
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Phil Foden has MAN UTD fans in his family? 🤯 #BBCFootball
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how long have you had to wait to tweet this lmaoooo
@shayeeofschlime
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I’ll never be gaslit on Foden, ever this guy ain’t special
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@Kenoi02 @shaunypizzle foden was literally in a final at 20 and he carried the team there. unlike bellingham
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star striker injured. title race in the balance. academy midfielder steps up… we have a crazy script to finish here
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relying on hemp and co to outscore chelsea 😂 we will even struggle against bristol now lol
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@Lisandro06James the original state club?
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whatever. i got my foden POTY and arsenal didn’t win the league 🙏🏽 thank you 23/24. you’ve been disgusting
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“i love the club; and i love you too. let’s go.” - pep guardiola
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just say foden is the better player. we don’t care about zidane comparisons
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JAMIE CARRAGHER: Bellingham is the Real Madrid star but it’s Foden who reminds me of Zidane ✍️ @Carra23 #TelegraphFootball
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arsenal fans suddenly really rate watkins in the QTs 😭😭😭
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🚨🚨| Cole Palmer is being discussed as a contender for the PFA Player of the Year award, although the frontrunner at the moment is Phil Foden. [ @SamLee , @TheAthleticFC ]
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Every City game at the Etihad as a viewer feels like pushing your way through snow up to your hips, it's so sluggish and boring just yuck
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arsenal fans really think violence against women is a joke. but are you really surprised considering they cheer on a rapist every week?
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How can foden remind you of zidane ? They have nothing in common. Even when it’s time to defend their mum they’re not the same.
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we’re champions of the world for another season as well 😭😭
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we’re still champions of europe
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@Lisandro06James oh i can see you’re not here to have a real conversation
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homophobic ruben dias stan
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@DeadlineDayLive I just wanna watch football fgs
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@lau2sickk never bothered to learn english properly
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i haven’t seen a single person saying city are gonna win
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Think Chelsea beat City today
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r/gunners you never disappoint
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BREAKING: Phil Foden has been named 2024 @theofficialfwa Footballer of the Year.
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“you don’t even own it” “we’d finally fill up your stadium” “115” SUCK YOUR MOTHERS
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txiki and khaldoon doing legal battles instead of buying a RB and a DM
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BREAKING: #ManCity have launched an unprecedented legal action against the Premier League in a move that has sparked civil war in English football’s top flight. [via @TimesSport ]
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“jo0d” tech
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@MyGreatest11
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Bellingham, Foden & Southgate 2 Touch
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i can’t believe people say the premier league is boring. it’s mid morning and people are hypothesising over scenarios for a gw37 fixture. la liga and bundass n them have already had their title parades
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Spurs literally have to win. If it’s a draw in the last minute they’ll have to send the keeper up. Over to you city
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winning the playoff final in the last minute the agüero 93:20 moment the final day aston villa comeback a TREBLE?? what a special club 🩵
@ManCity
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Wembley '99 was pure theatre... 🍿🤸‍♂️ Relive this ICONIC Play-Off final 👇
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@wondrmagazine haaland washes this shin kicker don’t piss me off
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by a landslide. only rodri compares and he wasn’t nominated
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time to take a peak at aftv and r/gunners
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tears in my eyes. i bet you were suicidal when he ended your title challenge 😭
@shofaftb
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7.6 for an assist to a pot shot that the goalkeeper fumbled
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kyle walker i hope you’re happy
@manchestriconic
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De Bruyne's missus on Instagram "We win together. We lose together." 🩵
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nah i can’t believe we’re top of the league and in a title race despite what pep was doing in the first half of the season 😭
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PFA YPOTY and POTY
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right near the top idk if you can spot him
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omg TEA
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gvardias rodri fodence haaland all under 27yo as a core to build on is freaking sick. i dare us to mess this up
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phil foden - they don’t love it.
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