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Chill on me ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ญ๐Ÿ‡ฟ๐Ÿ‡ฆ | Pan-Africanist ๐ŸŒ

Johannesburg, South Africa
Joined February 2021
Don't wanna be here? Send us removal request.
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Molweni.
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Highschool 8am and University 8am are DRASTICALLY different
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"In my 17 years of teaching..."
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Sleep is such a beautiful concept. You just close your eyes and enter a trance where nobody and nothing matters for those few hours
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Bro white people make dating look so simple and easy
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*At my wedding* Mom: Who all these people? Me: We grew up together on Twitter
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Online shop: "Payment successful" Me: *Takes a screenshot*
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Deep down, you know exactly where you stand with someone. Hope blurs the lines a bit but, you know.
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"2 kids are fine, but the first born has to be a boy so he can take care of his little sister"
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Iโ€™m starting to realise that gospel is just RnB about one nigga
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Having siblings is weird. You spend the first 15 years fighting and one day, you wake up and realise that this nigga is kinda cool ๐Ÿคฃ
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Reckless spenders ๐Ÿค always having money miraculously flowing to them
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๐Ÿ˜ญ
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Pretty girls listen to Frank Ocean
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Jamaica not being in Africa will never make sense to me
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Once you stop taking pictures, thereโ€™s no way back bro
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WhatsApp has zero respect for picture quality
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Let's be honest guys 2019 was a good year
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Being tipsy is 10x better than being drunk
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This was by far the greatest marketing strategy ever
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Moisturising your lips before sleeping is self love
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Typing your name, student number and title of assignment then taking a break >>>
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Opening an app that pauses your music instantly kiIIs the mood
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Being a baby must be traumatizing at times. Imagine going to sleep in your house and you wake up at Woolworths
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When the TL refreshes itself and I finally find that tweet I deeply wanted to read
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The beef between parents and earphones will never end
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Nobody gets played like an understanding girlfriend ๐Ÿ˜ญ
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This is where Nokia snapped, the memories ๐Ÿ˜ญ
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WhatsApp needs to remove that "this message was deleted" notification. Itโ€™s unnecessary drama.
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Keep posting your music screenshots. You're putting someone on to good music
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WhatsApp is that app you don't want to have but you have to have ๐Ÿ˜ญ
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I think as a nation, we miss Liquideep
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What SiR did on John Redcorn can never be undone
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Me after every minor inconvenience at home
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โ€œWho asked you?โ€ was a top tier comeback in primary ๐Ÿ˜ญ
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Not liking Frank Ocean is a character flaw
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Life is currently moving at several haibos per minute
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That cheese and polony toasted sandwich used to slap, ngl.
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Saying bye at a black family gathering is a 45 minute process I promise ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ
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Justin Timberlake gave us 8 whole minutes of pure perfection when he recorded Mirrors
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Why do iPhone cameras look better in America than here? ๐Ÿ˜ญ
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Leaving the house, and coming back without bumping into anyone you know >>>
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Are exams really necessary? Can't we just swear on affidavits that we understand the syllabus ๐Ÿ˜ญ
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This era will forever be the greatest era of amapiano
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Home Affairs employees must work via commission. They must get paid for every person they successfully assist and maybe the service will be better
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Theyโ€™ll break up with their boyfriend today and post their new one the next ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ฉ
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Not gonna lie but MM/DD/YY format irritates my soul
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This has to be one of the greatest threads to ever grace Twitter ๐Ÿ˜ญ
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AirForce, Vans & Converse will never mess up your outfit.
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I donโ€™t understand my wardrobe. Itโ€™s full but I donโ€™t have clothes ๐Ÿ˜ญ
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โ€œeMcimbiniโ€ is still one of the greatest piano songs ever made
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Teachers: South African Students:
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Donโ€™t Drake and drive. Youโ€™ll end up at your exโ€™s house. Take care โค๏ธ
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Having WiFi at home is nice until you have to go somewhere and now you don't have data ๐Ÿ˜ญ
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Waking up at 8am in uni feels like a punishment. Your body is fighting you until 10am ๐Ÿ˜ซ
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I used to be scared of my mom but now Iโ€™m just like, โ€œWhy are you shouting?โ€
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When I count my blessings, I count my mother twice. What a woman!
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Visitors donโ€™t give us money anymore. African culture is falling
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Primary school assembly songs used to bang so hard
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Nobody gets played like an understanding girlfriend ๐Ÿ˜ญ
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This new style of Uber drivers asking YOU for directions is starting to bore me
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Telkom Data: R60 - 4GB MTN Data: R50 - 1.5GB Vodacom: R3 Million - 200MB Untill 23:59
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โ€œStudy everythingโ€ has to be the worst exam scope
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My vns ๐Ÿค๐Ÿพ starting with "uhm" and ending with "yeah" ๐Ÿ˜ญ
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Eggs are personal. No one can make them how you make them
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I wish exams had questions like, "o sharpo mara?" [8 marks] ๐Ÿ˜”
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Before anyone else, we had him. You just had to be there ๐Ÿ™๐Ÿพ
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My toxic trait is that I calculate the pages first before actually studying ๐Ÿ˜ญ
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To us who drew mind maps after writing essays ๐Ÿฅ‚
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Power Trip by J Cole is a timeless banger
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Niggas are in their 20s already battling a tea addiction
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โ€œMy Instagram got hackedโ€ nah, you thought a stranger wanted to give you free money ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿคฆ๐Ÿพโ€โ™‚๏ธ
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Netflix will show teenagers doing everything except studying
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Financially, Iโ€™m in a V Class but the owner is telling me, 'get out of my fucking car' ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ
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Saving peopleโ€™s contacts with their name and surname >>>
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Woolworths was in their bag when they made this
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This will forever make me laugh ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ
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Corn flakes should be eaten with cold milk
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"Don't tell your girl" Me to my girl : and she said I shouldn't tell you imagine
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Instagram is losing me. I just view the first five stories then dip
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My parents donโ€™t understand that Iโ€™m lowkey a good kid compared to other mfs my age
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Being a babyโ€™s favourite person is such a flex ๐Ÿ˜ญ
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WhatsApp should have a new update and be like โ€œNtokozo viewed your status 6 times todayโ€
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I will never forgive Marvel for making Wakandans speak Xhosa in a Nigerian accent ๐Ÿ˜ญ
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"Sees a difficult question in the paper" ๐Ÿง : Okay minus 6 Marks
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Mjolo is nothingโ€ฆ stress saFuture hits deeper bafethu!
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You ever be eating wors and bite a stone? ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ
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Iโ€™ll never forgive Layโ€™s for discontinuing this flavour
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Not to be dramatic but not having WiFi is actually life threatening.
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Oversized clothes are comfortable
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Nobody has connections like Muscle Man from Regular Show ๐Ÿ˜ญ
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Songs where the sound moves from one earphone to the other >>>
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You have to go on a picnic date with your 2nd @
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Thereโ€™s no way Iโ€™m leaving this earth without owning a G-Wagon
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*Skips a godly post* Me in my head: I know I love God ๐Ÿ˜ญ
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Primary was crazy because after PE, you just had to put your uniform on & carry on with your dayโ€ฆ like wtf??
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KFC needs to start giving us the option of 6 dunked wings because 4 is too little and 10 is too much
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Ngl, I believe in the fake scenerios I create in my head ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐ŸคŒ๐Ÿพ
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When youโ€™re eating eggs and it starts tasting like youโ€™re eating eggs
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Cartoon Network hit different on this decoder
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โ€œOnly on Netflixโ€ bro I literally watched it on Soap2day
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