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toronto, panjab ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ฐ
Joined August 2019
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@kvdejaa
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3 years
one sec mommy has to talk to herself on the tl
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2 months
just found out that islamically you are supposed to be rude and mean to non mehrams because men can be janwars and take basic human kindness for obsessive affection. So slay
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3 years
what was in that second dose bro, everyone either getting married or engaged
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2 years
โ€œSupport local coffee shops!โ€ and they all close at 4 pm.
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2 years
Babe why r u calling an Uber itโ€™s just a 45 minute walk
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3 years
The drive to the airport on your last night in Pakistan is literally the top worst feelings ever
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1 year
thanks Pfizer
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2 months
@subhan3w hey so when I said non mehram what part of that did u not understand
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2 years
Stubborn father and daughter duo gotta be my fave genre of trauma
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2 months
ok obvs I didnโ€™t mean be a bitch but looking at the men of our timesโ€ฆโ€ฆ
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2 years
Anyone who says Punjabi is an aggressive language should listen to sartaaj
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2 years
Sheโ€™s so precious I canโ€™t ๐Ÿฅบ๐Ÿฅบ๐Ÿฅบ๐Ÿฅบ
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2 years
i thought the pakistani punjabis adding meat to every meal was a joke...but its rlly not funny anymore. WHAT EVEN IS TINDEY GOSHT AND PINDI GOSHT????
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3 years
Getting rishtas from aunties with ugly sons lowkey hurts
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3 years
ontario please stop it
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2 months
@subhan3w how much did u pay for that fake degree quick
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2 years
๐Ÿ…ฟ๏ธunjabi bol menu angreji nai aundi
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2 months
fading mehndi makes me want to peel off my skin with a sharp razor
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3 months
wore a plain brown tote bag around my family and they all started asking me what time im off my shift as the postman of the pind
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2 months
@subhan3w next time actually open those books
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4 years
I have brown parents :)
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4 years
bro shes about to get her fifth piercing just text her back pls
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3 years
please keep Ravi Singh in your prayers, for a man thats done so much for others its the least we can do for him in return
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4 years
"aw dont be sad"
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Bomboclaat
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@kvdejaa
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2 years
When youโ€™re trying to plan a date but he hasnโ€™t gotten approval from his group leader yet๐Ÿ˜”
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2 years
How am I supposed to side with u when I canโ€™t even get my first meal of the day there
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@kvdejaa
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3 years
as a man why do you wear glasses? what do you need to see that badly?
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2 years
nani was so right when she said ik chup te sau sukh
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3 years
please also remember that the farmers are still out protesting! they are still living, eating, and sleeping on the roads fighting for their rights, for the past 6 months. #FarmersProtest
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2 years
Brown daughter with henna page or brown son with barber shop in ur garage
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1 year
best part about Ramadan is being able to say FI RAMADAN?? to Anythjng and everything
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2 months
whyโ€™d Omar Suleiman say we might not find our soulmates in this duniyaโ€ฆ.. I thought we were made in pairs ahaha
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2 years
I donโ€™t want to see any of my girls retweeting this, Iโ€™ve seen ur men and I donโ€™t think u have anything to worry about
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talking to a fine nigga will drive u crazy. somebody tweet โ€œmy nigga so sexyโ€ and all of a sudden u agitated
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2 years
Whys he always walking around with the entire apple ecosystem tho
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HE'S JUST LIKE ME FRRRRRR
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2 months
Pakistanis will be questioned for giving clout to ppl like zaid Ali
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4 years
this could've been prevented if we just ignored him the first time smh
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4 years
I'm a simple girl, I get sad and I go to sleep
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4 years
real desi kids grew up having jadoo tv
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1 year
How it feels being the first person from the group to go home
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3 years
"stop crying its just a movie" the movie:
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3 years
stop using Palestine for clout. spread awareness but please have the correct intention as well. this is much bigger than getting a few rts and likes
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2 months
@tdotwania All I can say is Allahu Akbarโ˜๐Ÿผโ˜๐Ÿผโ˜๐Ÿผ
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2 years
I love being busy to the point where u donโ€™t even have time to make scenarios before bed because ur so tired
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2 years
Why lmao
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8 months
This what Karachi ppl be spitting out after paan
@NoaMagid
ื ื•ืขื” ืžื’ื™ื“ | Noa magid
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You ask yourself what does evil look like? Then you arrive at the scene and realize what the Hamas-ISIS terrorists did to the kibbutz in the Gaza Strip.
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2 years
Amber heard and reham khan have the same kaleni energy
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10 months
2024 is my year fr๐Ÿ™๐Ÿผโ˜๐Ÿผโ˜๐Ÿผโ˜๐Ÿผโ˜๐Ÿผ (if not then itโ€™s my last)
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4 years
fattest in the room
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Travis Scott's collaboration with McDonald's has been confirmed:
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2 years
โ€œwese aapas ki baat haiโ€ and itโ€™s the most vile thing youโ€™ve ever heard
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5 months
I love carrying little snacks and handing them out to my friends during class itโ€™s like feeding little stray rats
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7 months
forever praying on the downfall of the pakistani govt
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Your Namak (Salt) was enough. Thanks everyone. An Afghan student says goodbye to his classmates.
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2 years
@aamnachuphojao Omg its a desi thing?? I thought it was mandatory
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4 years
vibes: unmatched
@PunjabiTouch
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Song: Sanu Ik Pal Chain Na Aave Artist: Nusrat Fateh Ali Khan
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@moses_944 So close! I think thatโ€™s just a you problem, pls reevaluate your physical demeanour. Hope this helps!
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3 years
I see a man with messy hair and a decent fit and I lose all common sense
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3 years
me explaining the 'family matter' to my teacher the day my assignment is due
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@bbreezybeasy "what is my baby"๐Ÿ˜ญ
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I am so bored. Not going to do any of my assignments or catch up on my lectures but yes.
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1 year
Indian paparazzi calling nick jonas nickwaa sends me everytime ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ
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3 years
My paki brain will never be able to read PSL as pumpkin spice latte
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3 months
@maarlomujhay u donโ€™t want a sabr crew neck for 80$???
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2 years
What is the thought process behind putting your height in your bio
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2 years
someoneโ€™s ugky kid dropped butter chicken all over me ๐Ÿ™‚๐Ÿ™‚๐Ÿ™‚๐Ÿ™‚
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2 years
@paglicounselor NO WAY THIS IS REAL
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1 year
HE IS NOT THE LOVE OF UR LIFE HE IS LITERALLY JUST A GUY HIT HIM WITH UR CAR!!!
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โ€œIndeed it is not the eyes that are blind, but the heartsโ€ Quran 22:46
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3 years
Thinking
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3 years
No more talking stages, make me a playlist and Iโ€™ll let you know when to send your parents over
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3 months
damn he fr not gonna โ€œhappy leap dayโ€ his way back into my life lolz
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3 years
something so attractive about ugly men that are funny
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3 years
yall be like "๐Ÿ˜‹๐Ÿ˜‹" and "๐Ÿคค๐Ÿคค" because yall cant spell deliseeus smh
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2 years
Yโ€™all canโ€™t beat Canadian doctors at ghosting, they on some next level
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3 years
ontario government do your job properly challenge lol
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3 years
date someone that will reply to your texts๐Ÿฅบ๐Ÿฅบ๐Ÿ˜ฉ
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4 years
inshallah his dad checks his browser history
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texting the most outrageous horrendous and disgustingly down bad statement ever and following it with a โ€œsorryโ€ so it cancels out
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Pakistani uncles drink chai three times along with mithai after eating a whole dawat and then blame their potbelly on undiagnosed thyroid
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3 years
if u go to york u keep that shit to yourself no reason to put it in ur bio
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mornings in the pind >>
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Ik someone priv qt this with โ€œthis bitch got nothing but Pakistan to tweet aboutโ€ ๐Ÿคฃ
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4 years
inshallah he loses the three hairs on his face that he calls a beard
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3 years
came across this picture of my great grandfather in a rally during the partition in 1947, can't help but admire his passion ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿฅบ
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this is what it feels like notifying someone on dnd
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2 years
โ€œWish I could live in the pind forever๐Ÿ˜ฉโ€ - mf that went to a field once for a picture
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3 years
lord the men you put on this earth to build houses are simping for james charles
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hear my out I mean me
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2 years
Iโ€™m gonna say my two cents in a family gathering even if they all gang up on me after
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Told someone Iโ€™m pakistani punjabi today and they asked โ€œso how does that workโ€๐Ÿ˜ƒ๐Ÿ˜ƒ๐Ÿ˜ƒ
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1 year
Blue hair girl arguing with the prof for the past 25 mins
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2 years
Something about seeing white people happy makes my blood boil
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4 years
"your password is weak" wait till you see my motivation to live aha
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3 years
give it a rest already
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Itโ€™s always you
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PAK SAR ZAMEEN SHADAB ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ฐ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ฐ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ฐ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ฐ
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3 years
I just think that
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2 months
I havenโ€™t studied for a single minute in this setting
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uni life
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4 years
he was short anyways lol. gonna go give the dms a chance now
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Missing lol
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