i just kissed my gf on the head while she was on a zoom call with her entire business team and now my face is redder than a tomato i’m 1 million degrees help
steph and i were out for dinner last night and a mother/daughter started a brawl at their family’s table behind me so we ordered more wine and pretended we wanted to be romantic and sit on the same side of our table so i could watch. that’s what true love is all about.
i just broke my favourite necklace that i’ve worn pretty much every day for three years, but found out steph got the extended warranty because she doesn’t just love me... she KNOWS me
happy valentine’s day lesbians!!!
if you’re single, don’t forget that it’s really an insignificant day & you’re awesome and independent.
if you’re in a relationship, don’t forget that today is as big of a deal as your girlfriend wants it to be.
🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹
we just had a 15 minute discussion about how we’re going to get along and try not to get on each other’s nerves/kill each other over the next few days/weeks while engaging in some
#socialdistancing
#SocialDistancingNow
sending ❤️
i saw something yesterday that said something like...
“everything in your life doesn’t have to be perfect for you to be proud.”
i thought someone else might need to hear that too.
i am so proud to be gay and i truly wouldn’t change a thing. being a tiny little part of such a beautiful & unique group of people is something i am so grateful for. in all honesty, i sometimes even feel like i’m not cool enough to be in such a cool club. ilu my
#lgbtq
+ crew ❤️
i know that many people have it so much harder than i did, but it’s still tough looking back at certain times in my life. it’s not lost on me how lucky i am. sending love to anyone who feels a little bit of what i felt back then ❤️
@getrealmovement
#NationalComingOutDay
my pregnant sister sent this to me last night so now i’m considering breaking social distancing just to beat her ass (figuratively, violence is never the answer obv)
last night, steph trying to be really sweet, bringing me vitamins and water to bed...
steph: “okay so i brought you two: the relaxation/sleep capsule and the anti-oxygen -“
me: 😳
steph: “i mean inflammatory! anti-inflammatory. oh my god.”
so if i ever go missing suddenly....
our gay married friends in the US have been advised to “make sure they have their legal matters in order.” they’re scrambling to protect not only their marriage, but their future with their son. their family. i am truly sick knowing this is the case for so many.
#VOTE
#VoteHimOut
if you could feel the magnitude of the struggle inside of me when there’s a bag of chips in the cupboard, you would understand why i must never do drugs
oh and for the record:
you can have a wonderful life filled with loving family (& friends) AND be a proud gay/queer woman - these things are not mutually exclusive. ❤️
dear Queen
@sleclair09
, i hope we make you as happy as you are in this picture every day, but especially today. HAPPY BIRTHDAY BABE, I love you... a lot.
#godyourecute
🎂🎂🎂🎂🎂
i just bought my girlfriend spotify premium, not because i’m a good gf or a nice person, but because it drives me wild when she listens to music with ads & limited skips
aka i bought myself spotify premium on her account
i was trying to explain something about my boobs to my girlfriend, but halfway through she just wasn’t getting it and i’ve decided that i can’t talk to her and her perky titty privilege
i’ve walked around with unearned privilege my whole life because i’m white and i have not a clue what it’s like to be discriminated against based on the colour of my skin, but i’m fucking on your side (and yes, in this case there are sides).
#BlackLivesMatter
my fam is finding out some VERY EXCITING (for us) news tonight.. i’m not allowed to say what it is yet so i’m tweeting this to be annoying because i’m antsy af
100,000 of us... what?! this is so so fun. i think this means we owe you a video tomorrow ☺️... love you all. you’re all my favourite. you’re all the cutest. 😘😘😘😘😘
my plan B is to buy a massive plot of land up here and welcome all american runaways and we can all live in peace and happiness and be there for each other and help each other build things and share sugar and stuff
you know when you make fun of your significant other, but they don’t hear you and look up all like *pardon me? 😇* and then not only is your whole joke ruined, but you feel like a real asshole?
Billie Jean King was the first female athlete to admit to being gay, but only after being outed in a 1981 lawsuit. It hurt her image. Yesterday, after winning the world cup, Kelley O’Hara—who wasn’t previously out—ran to the sideline & kissed her girlfriend. How far we’ve come.
i talk about LGBTQ+ issues more often than other issues i feel passionately about because i feel more comfortable talking publicly about things that i’m more informed on. but this isn’t about me feeling comfortable. me feeling comfortable isn’t what’s important...
LOVELIES! we have an idea and want to know your thoughts. how would you feel about potentially going on an adventure WITH us. like actually physically with us. not via video. thoughts/feelings/questions/concerns????
dear everyone who has ever sent me anything and said “sorry about my english”...
don’t say it. i already think you’re really fucking cool for speaking more than one language. ❤️ (and it’s cute af)
*playing mario tennis*
me- hey! way to serve before i’m ready
steph- if i waited for every time your hand was out of the fkin candy bag we’d never get to play
rude. true, but rude.
@sleclair09