Kristin N-O-E-L-I-N-E @kristinnoeline Twitter profile

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Kristin N-O-E-L-I-N-E

2 years

Hello! This is a pinned tweet to let you know that my name is Kristin Russo and I am a producer, speaker, and consultant with a focus on LGBTQ issues. Learn more about my work and the talks I facilitate at workplaces & schools here: ✨

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Kristin N-O-E-L-I-N-E

@kristinnoeline

5 years

Them: Are you a bottom or a top? Me:

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6 years

It’ll take me quite some time to crack this case 🕵🏻‍♀️

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4 years

“Your screen time has gone up 5995726% since last week. You spent an average of 29 hours a day on your screen. Are you ok?”

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5 years

I just remembered that in 8th grade I loved my best friend so much that I... bought the shampoo she used so I could... smell her all the time.

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To my trans family: I fucking love you so much. You are not a fucking burden. You are wonderful, necessary, beautiful, and powerful.

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5 years

Hey listen yesterday Brie Larson dressed up as Britney and I just wanted all my loved ones to know my funeral will be held on Saturday from noon to two

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7 years

My favorite moment of today. #WomensMarch #womensmarchla

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5 years

The more I date the more I wonder... am I seeking a partner, or am I simply trying to get every last queer woman on Earth to watch Buffy the Vampire Slayer?

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3 years

fuck justin timberlake

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@kristinnoeline

3 years

Once, my sister got a message from a dude that was like “send pics” and so she sent a pic — of a duck. And then HE said, “no like, you know what I mean,” and so she photoshopped pizza on the duck’s feet and sent it and ... he never replied.

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4 years

Hello, my name is Kristin and I have never seen a single Star War. After learning some incredible facts about moisture farming from @jowrotethis I’ve decided to watch every movie over the span of one week beginning with the original trilogy.

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4 years

My grandma loves tea, and she’s in an assisted living facility where we can’t go and visit her during the pandemic — so for Christmas we are making her an advent calendar with different tea each day, and my mom and sister and I will have the same cup of tea with her 🥰

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6 years

@mikerugnetta What in the ever living hell do you think she didn’t know about this pepper

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3 years

The internet gave me this tonight so now I pass it forward to you

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4 years

I know that Sarah Michelle Gellar isn’t *actually* Buffy the Vampire Slayer but anytime I see her post a photo from inside her beautiful home I can’t help but think, “It’s good to see the council finally got around to fucking PAYING HER.”

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1 year

flew to tokyo for 20 hours to surprise a girl by asking her to spend the rest of her life with me. so incredibly happy that she said yes. ♥️

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2 years

the cdc said do we suspect there may be some kind of connection between Ben and Glory

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5 years

Just wondered, for about ten minutes straight, why it was taking my body lotion so long to absorb into my skin. “Perhaps it’s something about Los Angeles,” I mused. Unrelatedly... does anyone know if it’s bad to cover your whole body in hair conditioner.

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5 years

Today I am sharing some words on losing a pregnancy, and then a marriage. Sharing my experiences has always been an integral part of my process, but I’ve never attempted to dig up something from so very deep before. It’s scary, but it feels important. ♥️

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@autostraddle

5 years

"I was only pregnant for seven and a half weeks before my miscarriage. There was no body, no breath; there was no measurable part of a lifetime spent together… yet the experience seems to still have a heartbeat.” - @kristinnoeline The Might-Have-Been

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4 years

How about if they reboot Buffy and Phoebe Waller-Bridge is the new Giles, just an idea!

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8 years

Hillary, speaking strongly and patiently like a woman who has been interrupted by idiot men since the DAWN OF TIME. Get ittttttt.

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2 years

I just watched the pilot of The X-Files and I cannot believe how much these two ALREADY want to fuck?!!?! Incredible.

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4 years

Does anyone else feel undeservedly proud when their childhood TV crush grows up to be perfect?

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4 years

Spike and Giles

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who are they? (wrong answers only)

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@kristinnoeline

11 months

kids really don’t understand how intense it was to be a lesbian in the nineties

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@kristinnoeline

4 years

Poe: Bisexual Finn: Bisexual Kylo: Bisexual Han: Bisexual Lando: Gay Amidala: Lesbian Rey: HONESTLY SHE STILL CONFOUNDS ME. Please stay tuned as I gather the last bits of my data tomorrow.

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4 years

Hey @kristinnoeline . Is Rey bisexual?

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5 years

I installed an air conditioner and they are treating it like it’s the season finale of #KillingEve

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4 years

Scientists: it’s bad America: meh Scientists: EXCUSE US WE MUST— Twitter: Tom Hanks has it, also basketball America:

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@kristinnoeline

5 years

I’ve had two decades of *intense* gay training and I’m still not able handle this. At all.

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5 years

Rachel Maddow casually suggested Megan Rapinoe should run for president last night. Just a couple of lesbian icons plotting a global takeover.

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4 years

I present to you on this Halloween in the year 2020, Gus & Sam as Drusilla & Spike

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1 year

may 22nd at city hall in manhattan ♥️ a very happy day, indeed

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1 year

twenty five years since these two beautiful lesbians took a little boat ride together

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@kristinnoeline

5 years

I just cried

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5 years

Remember when Buffy had sex with with Angel and he lost his soul and went on a murdering rampage? And she said to Giles “you must be so disappointed with me” and he actively refused to shame her? We stan Rupert Giles, our sex positive surrogate father.

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5 years

Y’all, they asked me if I wanted a British newspaper on this plane and I was like yes yes indeed let me read the news like a proper traveler, I am so worldly, look at me go... opened to page one:

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4 years

Guys guys guys my adorable 94 year old grandma made a Christmas newsletter including pictures of the like 70+ people in our extended family and everyone is smiling with their husbands and children and DO YOU WANT TO KNOW WHAT MY PHOTO IS ? ... ... ...

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@kristinnoeline

4 years

Seems like a great day to also remember this photo shoot, bye

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@kristinnoeline

4 years

1. WHO MADE THIS 2. I AM ALWAYS BUFFY 3. WHO ARE YOU 4. sorry for yelling

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@kristinnoeline

3 years

Listen, for the record, you do not need to be sad about our divorce *NOW* after we *SANG A SONG ABOUT IT* meet us here in the timeline, it’s gonna be ok 😂

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3 years

Can you divorce a person twice though

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6 years

Buffy the Vampire Slayer is the best television show ever made. There, I said it.

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4 years

I don’t know how to deal with anything properly these days but I do find that this, for a moment, helps

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6 years

Timeline strong

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@kristinnoeline

6 years

Most suspenseful moment I’ve had all week: WHO WILL BE THE 5TH SPORTY SPICE

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@kristinnoeline

5 years

*watches three episodes of Buffy Season 5* “Not sure if this season is as good as the last few...“ *watches two more episodes* “WHAT IS THIS FEELING” *clutches heart, sobs forever*

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4 years

Darla has one of the most brilliant character arcs in the entire Buffy & Angelverse and I am here to say that I just fucking LOVE HER ✨

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@kristinnoeline

5 years

If you’ve been gay for fifteen years or more you actually received an 11x17 print of this photo, delivered by owl, first thing Monday morning.

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5 years

I'm just wondering if @kristinnoeline saw @cleaduvall in her tux at the Emmy's. Because... *swoon*

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6 years

Helping.

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5 years

tfw you realize your fuffy fanfic now has its very own show called killing eve

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@kristinnoeline

6 years

Watching through #btvs Season 4 and I just have to say... Dear GOD how I hate Riley.

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@kristinnoeline

3 years

Literally get the fuck out of here if you do not understand how important Matthew Lillard is to cinema

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@kristinnoeline

4 years

I co-host a Buffy podcast with a Riley fan

Slayerfest 98: A Queer Podcast

@slayerfestx98

4 years

Annnd go!

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3 years

you don’t like the problematic guy you don’t like the problematic guy you —

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1 year

Be sure to also remember vampire Pedro Pascal on Buffy

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1 year

Just now learning of Goth Pedro Pascal on NYPD Blue

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4 years

I want to tell you that there has been only a handful of bleeps and bloops and I’m fairly certain I’d lay down my life for R2D2

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@kristinnoeline

5 years

I think I’m going to start a new podcast called “I’m Gay, You’re Gay, We’re All Gay For Gay Gay,” which is just me watching any show or movie of your choosing and screaming about how pretty much every character is really, definitely very gay

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5 years

Who the F U c K would ever NOT LIKE SEASON FIVE OF BUFFY a r e y o u k i d d i n g m e

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@kristinnoeline

6 years

Y’all, there are three ladies in front of me on this train who are probably in their 60s and just poured three glasses of vodka for themselves and cheers’d while saying (in unison!), “May the rest our lives be the best of our lives,” and I am HERE FOR IT

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@kristinnoeline

1 year

Post the same actor in two roles that show their range

👁 𝔹𝕠𝕩𝕚𝕟𝕘 ℍ𝕖𝕝𝕖𝕟-𝕒 👁

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1 year

Post the same actor in two roles that show their range

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3 years

i have never wanted to be anyone more than desmond in this moment, honestly. 🥵⛵️

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4 years

Wait wait wait wait wait Leia just called Han a scruffy little nerf herder Which leads me to believe something around here is called a nerf and also THAT NERF HERDER THE BAND RESPONSIBLE FOR THE BUFFY THEME SONG TOOK THEIR NAME FROM STAR WARS?!!??!

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@kristinnoeline

7 years

Dear Twitter: Please meet Sam. She weighs four pounds, loves falling off window sills, chewing on toes, and long naps on the sheets. ❤️😻❤️

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@kristinnoeline

3 years

It would be nice if there was an episode of Buffy where they all just have a pool party

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@kristinnoeline

7 years

I'll give you an #LGBTbabes collection paired with wife, wife, wife, bagel

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4 years

Me: Wow I have been working on Buffy-stuff for DAYS, let me take a break from all this Season 5 stuff and go get my car registered!! The DMV:

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@kristinnoeline

1 year

listen. fourteen (14) months ago I sent a box full of Christmas presents to my best friend and her babies in Australia and they got lost forever and it was very sad. today (TODAY) that box arrived on her doorstep. W H A T

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4 years

It seems that you still get your period during quarantine and to that I say, bullshit.

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@kristinnoeline

7 years

Take My Wife #takemywife Taaaaake Myyyyy Wiiiiife

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7 years

Name a canceled show that isn't on Netflix that you'd like to see get picked up.

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3 years

Excuse me I know it is very early but I’ve just discovered that after playing Sawyer on Lost, Josh Holloway starred as Farmer Josh on Yo Gabba Gabba and I cannot hold this on my own

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1 year

tfw just a few people at metlife stadium say “congrats” to you and your new wife thanks @phoebe_bridgers ♥️ 🌈

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3 years

this is how it was before we had cell phones, kids

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@kristinnoeline

4 years

New sexuality: Winter-wear Leia telling all the men what to do in the war

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6 years

Legit every single person in this photo looks as skeptical and unsure about this reboot as we all feel.

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@kristinnoeline

4 years

This week has been a *fucking week* My cousin, aunt, uncle, and grandma are all sick, all confirmed cases. So far, everyone is doing okay and it’s only my grandma — she’s 94!! — who we are still very worried about. So, I don’t know... keep her in your thoughts, universe. ♥️

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@kristinnoeline

4 years

Anya is the best character in Buffy the Vampire Slayer fight me

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@kristinnoeline

4 years

After 2 weeks of multiple health screens and asking everyone to quarantine, I surprised my closest inner circle with a trip to a private island where we could pretend things were normal just for a brief moment in time.

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3 years

Blessings upon my sweet, wonderful mother who texted me just now to say, and I quote: “Do you have your play today?”

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3 years

What Biden said: Getting you to be with your loved ones on July 4 is the goal What I heard: Getting you to be able to make out with someone, anyone at all, on July 4 is the goal

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@kristinnoeline

5 years

This tiny baby is going to stay with us forever (!!) and he needs a name! HELP

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@kristinnoeline

5 years

If your yoga instructor says to you, while you are in tree pose, "imagine me pulling your hair," does it mean you are now dating her y/n

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@kristinnoeline

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I’ve never seen a movie in the theater by myself (somehow) and I’ve certainly never seen a movie in the theater before 10am... but I’m a Star Wars fan now and apparently I cannot do anything halfway. *washes face* *puts hair in space buns* Onward, to #RiseOfSkwalker !

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Booked a hotel in Montana for an upcoming speaking event & the woman asked what I’d be speaking about. I whispered fearfully, “gender and sexuality....” She said, “Oh great! I throw Pleasure Parties all the time. We should have dinner while you’re here!” WHAT JUST HAPPENED?!

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4 years

I just want to say out loud that it’s ok to feel a deep sense of loss when you step away from family members who are irreversibly racist, homophobic, sexist, and harmful. Knowing that it is the right thing to do can coexist with those big feelings of sadness. ♥️

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😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍 😍 It is Valentines Day & I’m 😍 😍 - in my pajamas 😍 😍 - on the couch 😍 😍 -watching Schitts Creek 😍 😍 -with ice cream & whiskey 😍 😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍

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It’s really a fun funny fun thing that chest tightness is a symptom of a pandemic level virus which is causing a lot of anxiety which is causing chest tightness

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6 years

When your best friend has a baby, it’s okay for Halloween to come a few days late. I present to you: Baby Giles.

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2 years

Thought I was gay when I got gay married to @jennyowenyoungs but turns out that I *actually* got gay last night when I introduced @jessabbott as “the wife of my ex wife” on stage at @bufferingcast prom 🌈 🤵🏻‍♀️ 🤵‍♀️ 🤵🏻‍♀️

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@JenAshleyWright Ahem... would you like a pin I know a guy

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4 years

I live in a large building in Brooklyn & many residents are elderly; my neighbor is setting up a FB group (many of the residents use that platform) so they can let us know what they need & we can help run errands. I think it’s a beautiful, brilliant idea so I’m passing it on. X

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6 years

Remember when one of the Backstreet Boys was like “Am I original?” & the rest of the Backstreet Boys were like, “Yeah!” & then one was like, “But am I the ONLY one?” and the rest were like, “Yeah!!” & then one was like, “Ok but... am I SEXUAL?” & the rest were like, “YEAHHH!”

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3 years

Just a casual reminder that if you don’t enjoy content that is entirely free to consume... you can, you know, just not consume it. Also for free. 🙃✨

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Four years ago today, and I honestly keep discovering that I love her more than I did the day before. ❤️❤️❤️

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@kristinnoeline

4 years

Took double the amount of CBD as usual last night and dreamt that Cordelia made out with teenage me in the hallways of Sunnydale High School so I guess I’m adjusting to our new normal

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3 years

Britney saying to the judge at the end of the call, “I wish I could stay on this call with you because when I hang up I will be back with the people who tell me ‘no’ & will be alone,” is — in an account more horrific than most of us thought possible — the thing that undoes me.

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2 years

HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO SLEEP WHEN LATER TONIGHT ILL BE PARTYING WITH 600 BUFFY FANS AT SUNNYDALE HIGH?!!!??!???

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@kristinnoeline

2 years

WE SOLD A BOOK WE SOLD A BOOK

Buffering: A Rewatch Adventure

@bufferingcast

2 years

EXCUSE US EVERYONE BUT WE HAVE SOME NEWS ARE YOU EXCITED WE ARE EXCITED AHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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Kristin N-O-E-L-I-N-E

@kristinnoeline

5 years

I bring communities together and by that I mean I just shouted my love for Biscoff cookies so loud on this plane that the rows behind me and in front of me joined in together to sing our praises, to the delight of our flight attendant who GAVE EVERYONE THREE PACKAGES

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Kristin N-O-E-L-I-N-E

@kristinnoeline

5 years

Talking to a girl in the laundromat: Her: So, what do you do for work? Me: I, well, mostly I podcast about Buffy the Vampire Slayer? Her: *looks at my shirt* Me: *looks at my shirt* Her: Me: Her: Me: Yep.

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Kristin N-O-E-L-I-N-E

@kristinnoeline

4 years

One of my favorite parts of the internet is that *we* all know about the fly, even *the fly* knows about the fly, and P*nce still has no idea there was a fly or that the internet is like AHHHHHHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA FLLLLYYYYYYYYYYYY

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Kristin N-O-E-L-I-N-E

@kristinnoeline

4 years

It has just occurred to me that we had an entire discussion on @bufferingcast about Anya wanting to have a threesome with both Xanders in The Replacement and we never called her fantasy A DOPPELBANG

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Kristin N-O-E-L-I-N-E

@kristinnoeline

4 years

A huge parade of people just went by my house screaming FUCK DONALD TRUMP carrying a sign that said SUPPORT BLACK WOMEN and cheering and all the cars are honking and I WEEP

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