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Kim Seddon

@kimberleyseddon

1 year

A little way to support women Rugby Players do what they do week in, week out. 🔵⚪️/🔵🟡

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Kim Seddon

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3 years

Got sexually assaulted last night at work, barely slept - going from wanting to smash everything to bits to just weeping. Never felt this angry before.

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Bank Holibobs OT, have a good one. 👍🏽

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THE MUPPETS WORKING FOR THE AMBULANCE SERVICE: A THREAD.

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PINGU WORKING FOR THE AMBULANCE SERVICE: A THREAD.

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Quick question, is being punched in the face whilst cannulating and still getting the cannula something you’d put on your CV or nah? 🤣

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3 years

Had some weightlifting plates dropped off at the house today - bloke on the van was like “oh they’re really heavy!” I was like yeah I know I ordered them. He was like “you must live with a weightlifter?” “The weightlifter is me hun…” awkward silence…

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3 years

Totally amazed by all the tweets and messages I’ve received since my last tweet - too many to reply to atm. Thank you for all your well wishes - I’ve had a proper sleep, I feel a damn sight better for it, feel a calmer now my brain isn’t running at 100000mph.

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Kim Seddon

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3 years

This made me chuckle far more than it should.

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PET PEEVE: people turning up on the dot for a shift. If you’re on time you’re late as far as I’m concerned.

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3 years

Let change the headline for you. “Paramedic first on scene at major incident followed Major Incident protocol and saved lives.”

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Kim Seddon

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3 years

This is Wes - he works at Tameside Hospital for the company who clean our ambulances after we’ve taken a patient to hospital. He goes above and beyond to make sure above and beyond that both the vehicles and the ambulance staff are ready to go with drinks and snacks.

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Kim Seddon

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3 years

The face of a paramedic doing 80 hours over 9 days realising they’re only just halfway there - send caffeine and positive vibes plez.

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Kim Seddon

@kimberleyseddon

3 years

Does this HART uniform suit me or nah? 🤣

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Kim Seddon

@kimberleyseddon

3 years

The headline is outrageous - Paddy did everything that was asked of him, and did it to the best of his ability. As did everyone who attended.

Manchester Arena Inquiry: Paramedic tells of bomb scene

A paramedic at the Manchester attack had to take a step back to gain an "overall grip" of the incident.

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Kim Seddon

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3 years

It’s fucking mentally draining being made to work with people who don’t want to be at work - woken up feeling battered.

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Kim Seddon

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2 years

Just been handed these by Suzy who’s leaving to work in Advanced Practice, for when I start my new role, such a nice thing to do. “Go and be great.”

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Kim Seddon

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3 years

My new favourite toy. 🤣

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Kim Seddon

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The look you give people when they say “COVID IS A CONSPIRACY!”

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Kim Seddon

@kimberleyseddon

3 years

Had a COVID +ve patient tell me he went for a walk through their local town centre yesterday, knowing full well they had the virus, I cannot even.

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Kim Seddon

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Me looking at an abrasion that came through as a catastrophic haemorrhage.

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The two old timers in the corner of the mess room taking the piss out of everyone who’s done less time in than them.

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What it sounds like when more than one relative is trying to tell you what’s happened leading up to you being sent today.

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Kim Seddon

@kimberleyseddon

1 year

To the stranger who bought my McDonalds breakfast in Crewe this morning - thank you! 😊 Some positive vibes on a very grey day.

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Kim Seddon

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3 years

RU PAULS DRAG RACE WORKING IN THE AMBULANCE SERVICE - A THREAD:

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MR BEAN WORKING IN THE AMBULANCE SERVICE - A THREAD:

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3 years

When you hear it kicking off round the corner in ED.

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FRIENDS WORKING IN THE AMBULANCE SERVICE - A THREAD:

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Kim Seddon

@kimberleyseddon

3 years

Mental where you can find some kind of solace - needed that PB today.

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Kim Seddon

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2 years

In an attempt to reduce my bothers. WINNIE THE POOH AND CO. WORKING FOR THE AMBULANCE SERVICE A THREAD -

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Kim Seddon

@kimberleyseddon

3 years

What it feels like when you’re in the back of the pool vehicle when you’re on a blue light run to ED.

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Kim Seddon

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THE LOOK that’s given to anyone foolish enough to cut me up whilst on lights.

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Kim Seddon

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3 years

ED STAFF: it really irks ambulance staff when you state the obvious that’s somethings changed from the standby you received - if we gave you play by play updates your triage nurse wouldn’t be off the phone, k thanks I’m off to eat a solero.

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Kim Seddon

@kimberleyseddon

3 years

Why can’t we just use box at a time?

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Kim Seddon

@kimberleyseddon

3 years

FINALLY - some work trousers that accommodate my weightlifters thighs without fear of showing everyone what I ate for dinner. @511Tactical women’s EMS trousers 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼

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Kim Seddon

@kimberleyseddon

3 years

Probably unpopular opinion but I think there should be a fitness test for all frontline roles - also think the service should be a bit more like the Fire and provide facilities to ensure the staff can keep themselves healthy.

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Kim Seddon

@kimberleyseddon

3 years

What I look like just before I bash some bi-lateral chest decompressions.

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Kim Seddon

@kimberleyseddon

2 years

Spent more time on a corridor this shift than in my ambulance, we can’t keep doing this. 😓

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Kim Seddon

@kimberleyseddon

3 years

Last shift with Dan today - 2nd year at @EHUParamedics . He’s been a absolute pleasure to mentor the last year - asked him what’s the one thing he’s taken away from this year of placement. “Treat the patient not the numbers.” I’m a very proud mentor. @NWAmbulance

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Kim Seddon

@kimberleyseddon

3 years

When you and your crew mate say in unison “what you doing on the floor!?”

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Kim Seddon

@kimberleyseddon

3 years

IF HARRY POTTER CHARACTERS WORKED FOR THE AMBULANCE SERVICE - A THREAD:

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Kim Seddon

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3 years

GORDON RAMSEY WORKING FOR THE AMBULANCE SERVICE - A THREAD:

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Kim Seddon

@kimberleyseddon

2 years

Just accepted an SPTL role in Cumbria - big girl pants on now. 😬

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Kim Seddon

@kimberleyseddon

2 years

Tonight’s set up, stay safe.

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Kim Seddon

@kimberleyseddon

3 years

When you’ve warmed up your food for the second time for the radio to go off, AGAIN.

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Kim Seddon

@kimberleyseddon

2 years

Nice to come into work to find two letters saying that two patients I’ve attended who presented with a cardiac arrest have been discharged! 🚑

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Kim Seddon

@kimberleyseddon

2 years

I wish there was a CPD module to teach people TO STOP REPLYING TO ALL. 😵‍💫

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Kim Seddon

@kimberleyseddon

3 years

When you defy science and get through the smallest space to gain access.

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Kim Seddon

@kimberleyseddon

3 years

President Biden signing the executive order that if you refer to ambulance staff as “ambulance drivers” you’ll forever be considered a tosser.

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Kim Seddon

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2 years

You know it’s cold because I’ve felt need to cover my ears but I’m more than aware of how much of a muppet I look in a hat. 🤔

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Kim Seddon

@kimberleyseddon

3 years

What an NQP sounds like trying to defuse a tense situation.

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Kim Seddon

@kimberleyseddon

2 years

The final stretchhhhhhhh. 7/7

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Kim Seddon

@kimberleyseddon

2 years

Morning! Out and about in Central Manchester today - Have a good Wednesday! ☺️

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Kim Seddon

@kimberleyseddon

3 years

NQP’s: on occasion, you’re going to come to a job, where the patient is sick - and you don’t know why they are sick, but they are. There is no shame whatsoever in saying “I’m not sure” or “I don’t know.”

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Kim Seddon

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2 years

Day shift with the Duff man today - have a good one. ☺️

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Kim Seddon

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3 years

When there’s freebies on the mess room table.

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Kim Seddon

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2 years

#NewProfilePic

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Kim Seddon

@kimberleyseddon

5 years

Got two letters today saying that two cardiac arrests within a week of each other I attended have been discharged - great way to start my shift! @NWAmb_Dan

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Kim Seddon

@kimberleyseddon

2 years

Finally got a work bag for some of my patches.

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Kim Seddon

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3 years

BROOKLYN 99 WORKING FOR THE AMBULANCE SERVICE - A THREAD:

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TOY STORY WORKING FOR THE AMBULANCE SERVICE - A THREAD:

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Kim Seddon

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2 years

First appearance for county, only go and get a yellow card. 🙈

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Kim Seddon

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3 years

TOP GEAR - CLARKSON, HAMMOND AND MAY WORKING FOR THE AMBULANCE SERVICE - A THREAD:

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Kim Seddon

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3 years

New ink!

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When a patient INSISTS on showing you their prolapse...

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Kim Seddon

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2 years

Going pub.

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Kim Seddon

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3 years

When you’re in the dreaded OSCE, and you’re having to assess a patients level of response. “Hello, can you hear me!?”

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#NewProfilePic

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Kim Seddon

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3 years

Just been told I’ve got an interview for a post I’ve applied for, buzzing! ☺️

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3 years

BOJO WORKING FOR THE AMBULANCE SERVICE - A THREAD:

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Kim Seddon

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3 years

Very sad news hearing a student paramedic in their final year of their studies passing away. RIP. 💚

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Kim Seddon

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3 years

Had a great day today with Team 4 @NWAmb_HART in sunny Manchester, confined space, working at height, wearing BA and doing a fitness test - had a go of it all. Thank you so much for having me! ☺️

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Kim Seddon

@kimberleyseddon

3 years

Makes me laugh, I always lose followers when I post a weightlifting post, I just don’t want ambulance arse that’s all - if you know, you know…

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Kim Seddon

@kimberleyseddon

2 years

When there wasn’t a LUCAS on a arrest and you had to do compressions.

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Kim Seddon

@kimberleyseddon

2 years

Off out for lunch!

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Kim Seddon

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What the patient kicking off in ED is doing on the floor whilst demanding a bed.

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Kim Seddon

@kimberleyseddon

3 years

OBLIGATORY RRV picture - feat. McDonald’s finest latte. Have a good day, planning on getting some CPD done in between jibbing round south Manchester with my nee-naws on. 👍🏼

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Kim Seddon

@kimberleyseddon

3 years

Woke up this morning, came on Twitter to see a large number of people feeling like they’re struggling, so I’m gonna see if I can put a smile (even just a brief one) back on your faces. LORD OF THE RINGS IN THE AMBULANCE SERVICE - A THREAD:

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Kim Seddon

@kimberleyseddon

3 years

What EVERYONE sounds like after your 4th night shift.

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Kim Seddon

@kimberleyseddon

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When someone is gossiping about something they know nothing about, but that’s none of my business.

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Kim Seddon

@kimberleyseddon

2 years

Going from holding a patients hand whilst they pass peacefully in their home to being flagged down by someone wanting you to give them a “straightener” as they’ve taken enough drugs - no other job like it.

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Kim Seddon

@kimberleyseddon

3 years

Night 4/4 - stay safe.

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Kim Seddon

@kimberleyseddon

3 years

Given PR diazepam for the first time today - managed a whole 4 years and not done it, I’ll be honest I’d quite happily wait another 4 years to use that route again. 🤢

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Kim Seddon

@kimberleyseddon

2 years

When a patient says “you’re the prettiest paramedic I’ve ever seen.” In front of their partner. *partner glaring at me furiously* Me:

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Kim Seddon

@kimberleyseddon

2 years

Off out, Merry Christmas everyone.

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Kim Seddon

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My crew mate has never had a crumpet before - and has managed to cremate it to death. NO WORDS.

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Kim Seddon

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2 years

How do - on the Eccles RRV - stay safe today.

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Kim Seddon

@kimberleyseddon

3 years

The face you pull when you’ve not slept in between night shifts.

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Kim Seddon

@kimberleyseddon

3 years

5 petrol stations before I came across go go juice for the big yellow and green nee naw. 🚑

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Kim Seddon

@kimberleyseddon

2 years

Used a term a student wasn’t familiar with yesterday - they didn’t believe it was a real word because previous mentors have made stuff up to make them look silly, why are people like this to students?

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Kim Seddon

@kimberleyseddon

3 years

When you’re crew mate has popped your clear through on the MDT and you realise you’ve not got your break to finish on.