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@keralaWoke
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11 months
@ElonMuskAOC You are making twitter comedians jobless 😁😁😁
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@keralaWoke
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@drshamamohd You seem quite ok with that unlike your stand on Sabarima temple
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@keralaWoke
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Rajiv Chandrasekhar didn't kill wife, never dated Pakistani spies. Not on bail in any corruption case. He is an industrialist, giving jobs to youth, contributing tax to the government, doesn't live off the exchequer!!! #Rajeev4TVM #ModiKiGuarantee @Rajeev_GoI
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@keralaWoke
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Kerala CM leaves India with family for undisclosed foreign visits, no date of return available!!!
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@keralaWoke
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4 months
@srivatsayb Looks like no maintenance since Nehru built that road himself 🙃
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@keralaWoke
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3 years
@ShashiTharoor Please do homework before attempting political goals 😁
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@keralaWoke
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2 months
Liberal outrage over #DelhiPolice clearing people offering namaz on road, but they remained silent when police beaten up devotees in kerala temple last week!!! #Islamophobia_in_india
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@keralaWoke
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1 year
Who is this? Wrestler ?
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@keralaWoke
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6 years
@checkinglies @IPS_Association @ShekharGupta Outdated and mischievous mindset which is perpetuating caste hierarchies in services. Pity @ShekharGupta . . Well said @IPS_Association 👍👍
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@keralaWoke
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7 months
@yanisvaroufakis Finest author? How many books she got ?
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@keralaWoke
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1 year
Instead of trying luck being an AndolanJeevi, @SudeshGoyat2 should have tried Bollywood !!! #WrestlersProtest
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@keralaWoke
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@srivatsayb Old image of this NH 2 construction
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@keralaWoke
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1 year
@drshamamohd Is that a curtain? Why only women are seen praying in photo ?
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@keralaWoke
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5 months
49 year old @MahuaMoitra had been dating 35 years old Jai Anant Dehadrai!!! What might have gone wrong ? 🤔
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@keralaWoke
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6 months
An average Kerala journalist who is obsessed with Beef, mutton and chicken!!!
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See what a single firecracker burst does to a dog.. imagine the bombs on Diwali day. Be kind to animals, plz #SayNoToFireCrackers Let the celebrations bring happiness to all.
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@keralaWoke
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1 year
Delhi High Court directs social media platforms to block Judge's office sex video. He had had some relaxation after upholding constitutional values all day !!!
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@keralaWoke
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2 years
@BefittingFacts @Javedakhtarjadu @MichelleObama Javed Akthar may have tips to help Joe on that 🤣
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@keralaWoke
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6 years
@Nidhi @veenavenugopal @priyaramani Now its the turn of @sardesairajdeep to announce the castewise list of 97 lawyers and other staff in that office
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@keralaWoke
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Kerala wanted to build three crucial bypasses in national highway for the last forty years. Kollam, Alappuzha and Mahe. All three started and completed by @narendramodi govt!!! #ModiKiGuarantee
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@keralaWoke
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6 years
@Karan4999 @abpnewstv On the cost of 8,00,000 rickshaws india can afford to have 8,00,000,000 Bullock Carts
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1 year
Instead of supporting semiconductor manufacturing, that money should have been spent on education, says Raghuram Rajan. This guy was our Reserve Bank governor and advisor to Rahul Gandhi !!!
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@keralaWoke
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1 year
Malayalam news channels totally ignored @narendramodi 's mothers departure, hardly one minute news in most channels. Thats the hatred of leftist media !!!
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@keralaWoke
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2 years
@Martina @manishasinghal @ajitdatta It's high time @Martina should really attend a school. Some basic lessons would help you to understand how different democracies work!!!
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@maheshkusumagir Highway bypass built by @narendramodi govt with 100% GoI funding 👌
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@keralaWoke
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6 months
@khanumarfa How come Dhanvantari 's image upsets a secular penpusher? What kind of secularism is that? 😂
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1 year
@ShashiTharoor @VVSLaxman281 @IamSanjuSamson Rahul Gandhi fails every time but still your boss. Explain that 🤣
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@keralaWoke
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Justice Nariman is another dynasty product in indian judiciary, was Manmohan Singh govt's Solicitor General. His father was the lawyer of union carbide company responsible for Bhopal tragedy!!!
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No party flags in Rahul Gandhi's Wayanadu campaign this time. His only hope for survival in politics is Muslim League votes but embarrassed to have their party flag!!! #LokSabhaElections2024
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@keralaWoke
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5 months
Government of India taking loans to invest in infrastructure like any other nation. Kerala taking loans to give salary and pension of govt staff. Let that sink in!!!
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@keralaWoke
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@NarundarM Because Modiji's Father wasn't PM Mother wasn't Party chief Grandmother wasn't PM Great grandfather wasn't PM
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@keralaWoke
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The Idukki diocese of Syro Malabar Catholic Church has screened #TheKeralaStory on sunday for the students from classes 10 to 12. The movie was screened to educate youngsters about the dangers lurking behind love affairs and marriage says the church!!!
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@keralaWoke
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2 years
@KapilSibal Some of Kapil Sibal's clients : Popular Front of India Indian Union Muslim League Sunni Waqf Board (Ayodhya)  All India Muslim Personal Law Board (Instant Triple Talaq )  Madan Mitra (TMC Saradha scam)
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@keralaWoke
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3 years
@virendersehwag @ShaunakKane @BCCI Call this guy to save team india from shortage of players
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Top pervert in Indian social media is the grandson of Mahatma Gandhi @TusharG . Great granddaughter is in South African prison for financial fraud. What might have gone wrong in the family?
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3 years
'After coming under scrutiny post Barkha Dutt’s father’s death, the ambulance driver says that there was ample oxygen' #BarkhaDutt
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@keralaWoke
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2 years
When will India get a strong state media to expose misleading reporting on India by global leftists and Islamists ? @PMOIndia
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@keralaWoke
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If leftists hadn't protested millions of people wouldn't have searched for DD national channel today 🤣🤣🤣 #TheKeralaStory
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@keralaWoke
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4 years
Meanwbile #RaghuramRajan will be predicting another recession. 1001th since he left office!!!
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@keralaWoke
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2 years
@RanaAyyub Rana Ayyub tweets without a single mention of muslims or Modi . Quite unbelievable . What seizes you?
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@keralaWoke
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1 year
What's the agenda of justice KM Joseph ? Too much wokeism at SC is a matter of concern !!!
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@keralaWoke
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2 years
@banerji_mudita @nmannathukkaren @Pontifex People converted to get rid of Dalit identity and what they got in return ? Dalit Christian tag 😂😂
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@keralaWoke
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They shut down Sterlite copper plant in 2018, made India an importer of the crucial metal. Now Adani to open a $1.2 Billion copper production unit in Gujarat. The real reason they hate #Adani 😂
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@keralaWoke
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Kerala is the only state that successfully prevented GoI from implementing Demonetization!!!
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@keralaWoke
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5 years
@Suraj_Directs @BDUTT @rananth Anyway @KapilSibal was right in dealing with these people. Use and throw 😂
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@keralaWoke
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1 year
@sardesairajdeep Vajpayee's call to Condoleezza Rice to save someone detained in some airport was one of the best decisions he ever taken !!!
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@keralaWoke
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@TusharG One nation one election doesn't mean polls done in a single day 🤣🤣🤣🤣
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@keralaWoke
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6 years
@SabinaBasha @rishibagree I am from kerala. GOI has allocated total of ₹600Cr for immediate relief , assured all help for reconstructions , more aid will follow after the assessment by authorities. Indian defence forces and its assets on 24/7 rescue ops , tonnes of relief materials from GOI
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@keralaWoke
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Finally a long vacation. Delhi to Bangkok 🛫 on June 4 th!!! 😊
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Electoral bond scheme was introduced to curb black money in political funding. Did #Chandrachud give any alternatives? #ElectoralBondsCase
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India's wealth is not for infiltrators!!!
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@keralaWoke
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2 years
@rahulroushan @shilpajrw This is how Romila Thapar and Irfan Habib written Indian history 🤣
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@keralaWoke
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@IJaising You born in British Empire, studied in missionary schools. You are supposed to feel the difference a bit late though
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Nitasha Kaul : An academician denied entry to India Osama Bin laden : An engineer killed by USA
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3 months
Sudden foreign trip after hallucinating Aishwarya Rai for a week. What could that be?
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@keralaWoke
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2 months
Just mention one thing that #RahulGandhi did for Wayanad's development in the last 5 years !!! #LokSabhaElections2024
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1 year
@drshamamohd Indian Dental Association should take action against Shama Muhammad for embarrassing dentists on a daily basis 😂
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@keralaWoke
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5 months
Looks like Mahua had more relationships than the total number companies Adani group have 😈
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4 years
@rahulkanwal @GretaThunberg This guy is the No-1 fake news peddler from india
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Rahul Gandhi may leave Wayanadu constituency after having significant contributions in the last five years. Now Wayanadu people have access to Express highways, mobile phone companies, AIIMS once they leave the state!!!
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@keralaWoke
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Arrested Bengaluru Rameshwaram Cafe blast case suspect Shabbir blames Dal Vada for the blast!!!
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@keralaWoke
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Breaking news : Kharge is not ready to share 50% wealth. 50K crore is a lot of money !!! #WealthRedistributionPlan
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1 year
@Richasharma0971 Your father could have wasted you but he didnt . Would have been a great decision
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1 year
@MamataOfficial The suffering we have endured 😄
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@keralaWoke
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@DtPiyu @ShashiTharoor India was the first country to ban The Satanic Verses. India had banned many books like "Understanding Islam through Hadis" , The True Furqan, Lajja, the heart of india , the polyester prince , SHE written by M O Mathai .... The list is long
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Prisoner caught stealing Sugar in Tihar Jail!!!
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Tribal girl gang-raped in Kerala, no news value!!!
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@keralaWoke
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Even Nehru called Periyar a pervert. That spoke volumes!!! #PeriyarForever
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4 years
@yessirtns @Mubashar_says Sachin, Kohli- conventional war Dhoni - surgical strike Afridi - Terrorist strike
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@sagarikaghose @mitrabarun501 Who is journalist here ?
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@_sayema Which Gandhi? Original or duplicate?
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@srinivasiyc Both script and acting failed 🤣
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From Louis Vuitton to Lux Cozi... The journey of #MahuaMoitra !!!
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Tharoor alleges CPI of stealing his Muslim votes . Height of secularism!!! 😂😂😂
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@ShashiTharoor @INCIndia What we did at #balakot is a cross border aerial strike deep inside pakistan something previous govts afraid to do post every terror strike even though our forces wanted to do . So @narendramodi deserves all the credit for giving the permission
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Instead of chip manufacturing India should have focussed on fixing the education system - Recession Rajan
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Vinesh Phogat withdraws from Budapest Ranking Series 2023 as she doesn't want to carry too many medals to Ganga next time!!!
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BJP leader's murder : Kerala court orders to hang 15 PFI terrorists!!!
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@mr_mayank Kanhaiya Kumar doesn't take BJP seriously as he lost deposit to BJP candidate at a margin of 4,222,17 votes 🤣
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@ShashiTharoor @INCIndia @narendramodi If @narendramodi was our PM during 1971 india would have taken back entire PoK in addition to liberation of East Pakistan . Also entire indian PoW in exchange to 90,000 surrendered pak troops
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Sisodia : BJP offered to close all CBI , ED cases against me if I join them Reporter : Who made offer? Sisodia: Kejriwal on behalf of BJP
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Chandrachud - Why must we take foreign reports as the truth? What proof do you have against the Adani Group?  P. Bhushan - You are mean today
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1 year
How @RahulGandhi identified terrorists among the crowd ?
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Justice Chandrachud gonna be the biggest threat to @narendramodi government than George Sorros !!!
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Kerala govt to spend Rs 45 lakhs for a legal advice from Fali Nariman to move against @KeralaGovernor . His clerk would get 3 lakhs!! Can you believe?
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Modiji gives 5 new AIIMS to people of India today How many for OBC? Sorry, they would never ask patients caste
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1 year
Adani stocks gained $6 billion today!
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Joseph Vijay to quit cinema and split votes of periyarists. This decision could be his biggest contribution to acting so far!!!
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52 year old guy yet to find a girl to marry but knows how to solve problems the country not even facing !!!
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The half front must be tired 😁😁
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But who did he marry?
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At the wedding of the son of Sadiq Ali Thangal - President of @kerala_iuml along with @kcvenugopalmp ji.
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One man walked 4000 km in luxury Caravan. Another man built more than 60,000 Km highways
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They celebrated attacks on Indian defence forces chopper crash of General Rawat covid rampage stockmarket crash They are the half of that Two and a half front
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@Cryptic_Miind Rupee performed far better than your party in 2022 😁
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@Mehboobp1 @RahulGandhi Never afraid to make people laugh their stomach out 🤣🤣
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GoI to bring an amendment to make CJI part of parliament while bills are being discussed to save time people seeking justice at #SupremeCourtofIndia !!!
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നിങ്ങൾ SDPI ക്കാരനെപ്പോലെ സംസാരിക്കരുതെന്ന് ഹാഷ്മിയോട് ഷോൺ ജോർജ് . മാധ്യമവേശ്യകളെ ഇതുപോലെയാണ് നേരിടേണ്ടത് !!! @BJP4Keralam
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Election commission warns leading malayalam news channel for campaigning for Shashi Tharoor. Channel has been well known for Fake news and leftist propoganda since it's launch!!!
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