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Dad . Husband. Engineer. United fan

In a beer parlor
Joined May 2014
Don't wanna be here? Send us removal request.
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@kennagq
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4 years
Bissaka probably uses Bitcoin Cos he's making sterling useless
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7 years
Don't speak Spanish but divorciando can't be a good thing
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URGENTE: Shakira e Piqué estão se divorciando
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@kennagq
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Till they start owing you wages 😂
@FCBarcelona
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The first day is always special
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The movie better be 5 hours long
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Confirmed characters to appear in Avengers: Infinity War
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Which one ?
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Unpopular opinion: Worst Man United signing in history.
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As good as this little girl is , I definitely would avoid playing her mom at all cost. She didn't even get out of gear 1
@Nana_Remi03
I am Remi🌹
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Omg! she's so good 😍😍😍
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8 months
Poch in training tomoorow
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4 years
Chelsea are lucky they're not sponsored by 9 mobile
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3 years
Any CB that falls for those orile iganmu stepovers needs flogging
@ChelseaFC
Chelsea FC
3 years
Morning Blues! 😁 #LukWhosBack
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3 years
Feels like people bought luxury cars and one guy bought 6 honda civics
@ESPNFC
ESPN FC
3 years
No Premier League club has spent more than Arsenal in this transfer window 🤑
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4 years
Mane tested positive but it is Liverpool battling a pandemic
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5 years
Lol instead of arranging tactics man was training for Boston Marathon .
@TheBlues___
The Blues
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Frank Lampard and his crew did a seven miles pre-match run ahead of Manchester United Clash. #MUNCHE #CFC
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2 years
Ten Hag better go do hair transplant U need hair to win UCL
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21 days
What is 2 × 0 ?
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olly mass 🧢
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@kennagq Saka is twice what Rashford is though.
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5 years
See , if you're a football purist , that touch by martial is literally 40% of this goal
@ManUnitedZone_
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DANIEL JAMES GOAL! Insane. #mufc
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3 years
Kroos scores one goal per year. What would he know about celebrations
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4 years
Once football resumes I'm watching every match. Even if two small teams like crystal Palace and chelsea are playing I'm watching
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5 years
Games like these Neymar decides when messi doesn't turn up. The neymar to PSG deal is the most unfortunate deal in transfer history. Literally nobody benefitted from that deal. Not barca , not PSG , definitely not neymar
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5 years
Arsenal fans hoping spurs don't win UCL United fans hoping Liverpool don't win UCL Chelsea fans hoping FIFA forget the transfer ban.
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2 years
Game in hand. Dem collect the game , collect the hand.
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4 years
Hearing Van De Beek won the most penalties in Ajax since 2018. We are going to need to build a dam to contain rival tears
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8 months
If the football is not footballing , release reggae album at least. Una get at least 7 beenie man for squad
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4 years
Chelsea out here conceding to a harry Potter spell
@Football__Tweet
Football Tweet ⚽
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GOAL: Brighton 1 - 1 Chelsea. TAKE A BOW! Alireza Jahanbakhsh. #BHACHE ⚽🔵⚫
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3 years
Bundesliga really packaged a lingard and Daniel James for chelsea and charged them €150M
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6 years
Liverpool vs Arsenal The L classico
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5 years
Only arsenal can score 7 goals in 3 days and not win
@Arsenal
Arsenal
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Liverpool progress to the next round. 🏆 #CarabaoCup
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3 years
Are there people that trade crypto quietly and don't have to announce it every 5 mins?
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@kennagq
kenna
5 years
We only needed the 1 out of 10 to progress. Enjoy your 9 victories in a parallel universe
@MailSport
Mail Sport
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'If we played it 10 times, we would win nine' Marco Verratti claims Man United's dramatic Champions League comeback against PSG was a fluke
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" We sacrificed Europa to focus on winning the league " " We sacrificed FA cup to focus on winning the league " " We don't care about carabao we are focused on winning the league " --- " We thank God for the gift of life , good health and a strong Top 4 finish "
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5 years
Another clean sheet for this elite CB pairing. Respect
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3 years
Aubameyang somewhere celebrating each Spain goal with a black Panther mask. Frontflippin each time. Unlike Toni he's catching Kroos
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5 years
Welcome back to Europa
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4 years
Guardiola bout to spend the GDP of guinea bissau on new defenders. Instead of him to enroll in coaching school
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5 years
Find it hilarious when people take offense when I say I have to ask my wife for permission before I commit to going out. Lol I'm not a freestyling single living organism . I'm not a paramecium , I'm accountable to someone
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4 years
The ikorodu Bois version of this will be lit
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5 years
Alexis came back to Arsenal to play the piano They faced the music
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@kennagq
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4 years
They're level on EPL goals and he hasn't even had a medical
@Caleb_Mufc
𝘊𝘢𝘭𝘦𝘣 ⚡️🇾🇪
4 years
Am I communicating???
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3 years
Fact is, any babe stressing you financially and making you live above your means is a babe you need to leave immediately. As in when I say immediately I mean yesterday
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3 years
Bruno is clear of any other midfielder in the EPL KDB, PDP or APC Doesn't matter the party, Bruno is clear
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He might be named Son But he's arsenal's father now
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3 years
Morata giveth Morata taketh
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@kennagq
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4 years
No it was this guy @kepa_46 that couldn't save an excel file. Contact him
@msexcel
Microsoft Excel
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@kennagq Hey Kenna, are you still having problems? Let us know if there’s anything we can do to help.
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Bruno Fernandes. That's what you get when you pay for a player in full Unlock all the features right away. Goals, assists, performance Some people haven't finished paying and their attacker is a trial version
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5 years
De Gea collecting all them points he won for us. Quadratic equation
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4 years
Sacrificing Jesus Again
@TraTransfers
Football News & Transfers
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Manchester City would be willing to part with Gabriel Jesus as they eye a transfer for Lionel Messi. (Source: Daily Star) #MessiLeavingBarca
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3 years
Any friend that can beef you for 6 months without even trying to address the issue is probably a friend you can do without.
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5 years
Beyonce fans are extremely brave to take on MJ They really looked past Ariana grande and went straight for MJ. Impressive.
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5 years
Smalling did what he said we was gonna do. Make it difficult for messi Respect
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1 year
Haaland can still use his jersey for his next game without washing it. Stainless
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3 years
Chelsea vs Atletico madrid will need to be officiated by a catholic priest Satanball derby
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2 years
Jesus keeps falling This is Old trafford not Gethsemane
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4 years
If I want to listen to Dangote for an hour I'll play Burna boy on repeat.
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Bayern lowkey have replaced EVERYBODY Lahm, Ribery, Bastian, Robben In fact they're scarier now. A+ succession planning
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5 years
De Gea is better with his feet than morata. This isnt even a joke
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5 years
93rd minute and arsenal still found time and spirit to concede a third goal. You have to respect their dedication to losing
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5 years
The naira is more respected in Europe than arsenal.
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3 years
Saul and Paul in midfield would be biblical. If we ever face Corinthians ....
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3 years
This is a good result for Arsenal. They move up to 19th
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3 years
Sterling dey always turn naira against United
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Because of arsenal they expanded it to big 6 now they want us to expand it to big 10 We cannot keep bending to their failures.
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@kennagq
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So how would you raise the remaining £100M ?
@piersmorgan
Piers Morgan
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I'd sell Giroud, Walcott, Oxlade-Chamberlain, Mertesacker, Ramsey, Flamini, Chambers & Arteta to buy Luis Suarez for £130m. #afc
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5 years
Young was even shouting and motivating people. Reminds me of boarding house when thieves will steal your provisions and be helping you investigate
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Ok , so here it is , the thread on job search and interview tips. A few housekeeping rules. These are based on a combination of my personal experiences and books I read. They're for tech but easily applicable elsewhere So here we go
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5 years
Conceded 6 goals to become 6th. The god of banter delivered a masterclass
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Your papa try him best Don't drag him for RTs
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5 years
So we are safe for at least 2 years till he finds a big club
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@kennagq
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5 years
Nice. We've missed your 0 goals and 0 assists. Will definitely be useful to us now
@JesseLingard
Jesse Lingard
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Feels Good To Be Back With The Team 😃 Now Time To Kick On And Work Hard 💪🏾
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3 years
Cavani destroying the curse of the Number 7 AND the united South american jinx 2 in 1 gunman
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4 years
This side switched off for 16 years after they wrapped up that title
@PatrickTimmons1
Patrick Timmons
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Tonight wasn’t overly surprising. All sides switch off slightly once the title is wrapped up. Well, almost all sides.
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Lol we've seen MSN and BBC This one na AIT
@ESPNFC
ESPN FC
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Chelsea's potential front three next season 🇺🇸🎩⚡️
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Cavani is tied with Werner on EPL goals and he's probably still in Uruguay
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3 years
You see how Cavani did not need a translator to find the net Goal is a universal language. He's fluent
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6 years
Saints fans are booing shaw. Imagine what would happen when they face Liverpool It will be a concert
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4 years
United tasted 3rd for one week and finished there. Some people helped us to clean the seat. Added air freshener to the room and put on cable TV. Thanks for the housekeeping Chelsea
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Nigeria vs Argentina The world will be watching as an elite player carries the weight of a nation on his shoulders. That is the day he will prove his doubters wrong. Ahmed musa , you got this
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Local man is rapist " Call police " Pastor is rapist " Pray for him "
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Hushpuppi conspired to steal from EPL ? Didn't Lille already do that with Pepe?
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Havertz entering Nico Pepe territory lowkey. And they paid the money in full
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What most people think is "relationship goals " is simply money. The real goals don't cost money Respect , fidelity , love and appreciation. Cost $0
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4 years
Instead of you to tell them you're not feeling fine and forfeit
@ChelseaFC
Chelsea FC
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We're off to Germany next. ⚽️
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They're scraping Leicester GD If we beat Southampton by chelsea to nil we should leapfrog them
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3 years
Cant believe there are people that believe in Arteta because he helped Pep hold laptop charger
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4 years
They hadn't seen someone pocket that much sterling since the great depression
@UtdDistrict
UtdDistrict
4 years
🗞 Aaron Wan-Bissaka was among the players selected for drug testing after the Manchester Derby. #mufc [The Athletic]
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5 years
No way batman loses to a karate herbalist.
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@kennagq
kenna
5 years
You guys are winning with electricity So you have enough power to watch us win at everything else
@akaworldwide
AKA
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I’m hurt man. This match was bigger than football. The biggest rivalry on the continent. Why do we always have to lose against Naija at EVERYTHING.
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Sterling turned to naira there
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Chelsea fans are really happy for PSG. Conceding six must've brought them together Brethren of the half dozen
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8 months
Lampard knows he will be needed around december again. Easiest job in the world
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9 months
You were laughing yesterday. You forgot who you support. You think it is a mistake you finished 12th 😂
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5 years
If you're the first person your friends call when they're in trouble , consider it a badge of honor not a nuisance. They respect your ability to deliver when it matters. You should too
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3 years
Ozil still unbeaten this season. Na who dey play dem dey beat. Solo invincible run
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5 years
He didnt research the club he joined.
@MirrorFootball
Mirror Football
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Lucas Torreira in tears as Arsenal collapse in Europa League final against Chelsea
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3 years
Please do not excuse fraud. People come to America and still do yahoo yahoo. Please miss me with the bad government excuse . Greed is greed
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5 years
Getting Sarri sacked might be Jorginho's first assist in the EPL
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3 years
Arsenal like to concede early so fans can lose hope and do other things like laundry or groceries Very thoughtful of Arteta
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4 years
The most shameless 3 points I've ever collected. But I'll take it
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When I saw Havertz lay a Pirlo pass to a linesman making a run I knew this season go rough for am
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If you think what happened to Madrid is bad, remember that is Arsenal every year for the last 22 years. Unlike Madrid tho, they have no la decima. Just la Disgrace
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We cant defeat mctominay We have accepted defeat. Na him go tell us when him wan leave united
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Didn't know marriage would be so much fun. Was told it was gonna be hell. They lied.
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