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@ken_wheeler

13 days

i’m gonna make a thread of banger ass beats. not for you, for me, i’m tired of searching for them.

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@ken_wheeler

29 days

when ai kills coding i wanna be the roofing torch the stadium seats guy

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Stadium seats become a cloudy color when they’re oxidized from UV exposure Applying a torch melts the top oxidized layer, and restores the red color

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@ken_wheeler

2 months

scholars will someday point to this as the exact moment the ass era ended

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Sydney Sweeney thanking everyone for the show on SNL.

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@ken_wheeler

9 months

Is it just me or does this look incredible

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@ken_wheeler

26 days

I don't understand why a bunch of people are saying what he's doing here is a bad thing. Its not slander, its an objectively odd product. Is it somehow unethical to not pretend this thing is good?

Marques Brownlee

@MKBHD

26 days

NEW Video - Humane Pin Review: A Victim of its Future Ambition Full video: This clip is 99% of my experiences with the pin - doing something you could already do on your phone, but slower, more annoying, or less reliable/accurate. Turns out smartphones…

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@ken_wheeler

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lol so google stored incognito mode shit, facebook sold messenger dms to netflix, im about to buy a quill and a several trained pigeons.

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@ken_wheeler

9 days

i'm starting to feel like this dude is full of shit

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9 days

Sam Altman: I don't care if we burn $50 billion a year, we're building AGI and it's going to be worth it

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@ken_wheeler

2 years

Tech influencers out here with 200k followers and their GitHub is a barely started 100 days of code and a create react app scaffold

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@ken_wheeler

14 days

@VicVijayakumar wake up at 6:59

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@ken_wheeler

3 months

@thechosenberg One time I was in France and I asked a cab driver if I should be worried about pickpockets and they were like no they don’t pickpocket Americans and I’m oh yeah why? He said it’s because Americans will go 0-assault really quick.

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@ken_wheeler

9 months

Why did anyone consent to this

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@ken_wheeler

1 month

@ParissAthena it will never come back down price wise. only way out is for wages to rise.

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@ken_wheeler

4 months

Sitting here looking at this ocean and I’m wondering how much of a fucking psychopath you had to be to just load into a wooden ship in the 1400s with a crate of fruit and candle lit paper maps like fuck it bois lfg

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@ken_wheeler

2 years

Holy fuck I just realized that with AI/ML, those fucking “ideas” guys are gonna be the only ones with jobs

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@ken_wheeler

17 days

wife’s like hey let’s find some summer camps for the kids. why is everything $2000. what happened to playing outside.

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@ken_wheeler

2 years

“So it says here you’ve maintained steady employment for 15 years as senior software engineer. Alright cool, we’re just gonna have you solve some algorithm stuff that you, and honesty we, have never actually used at work”

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@ken_wheeler

9 months

Can you imagine if the next wave of tech collectively decided to occupy dead malls, and became a distributed suburban force countrywide

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@ctjlewis

9 months

if i fail to make/raise enough money to stay in SF, i will return home and run America’s least sexy AI startup from this empty space in my dead local mall, where i spent basically every day as a preteen. burn: $1,500/mo

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@ken_wheeler

9 months

Does leetcode make anyone else feel like a fucking idiot or is it just me?

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@ken_wheeler

9 months

You know it, I know it, we don’t wanna admit it, but it’s JavaScript

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@Sarthaksavvy

9 months

Which programming language is the language of future

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@ken_wheeler

7 months

Look at what frontend development does to a man

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@ThePrimeagen

7 months

silicon valley update #1

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@ken_wheeler

2 months

all you ai dorks need to realize that if being smart isn’t worth anything anymore, your entire life will become high school again forever

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@ken_wheeler

9 months

If you ever want me in an office again, it’ll be driving a used Honda 15m from my house to an office park where I enter my cubicle decorated with posters and perpetual motion toys and work an undisturbed gentlemanly 8 hours with a packed lunch.

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@ken_wheeler

7 months

I’m so tired of hearing backend devs complain that front end devs aren’t real devs. Like what do you even do these days just manage the passwords for third party services and wear light jeans or?

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@ken_wheeler

7 months

The amount of people shitting on this is a clear indicator that it’s going to be the standard in a years time.

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@AdamRackis

7 months

Server actions 🔥

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@ken_wheeler

7 months

I fetch data in useEffect and I fucking like it

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@ken_wheeler

4 years

Imagine being dhh and being reduced to “author of viral tweet” 😂

CNBC

@CNBC

4 years

"Intent doesn't matter. What matters is the outcome, and we had sexist outcomes." @dhh says he stands by his tweet calling the Apple Card "f***ing sexist."

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@ken_wheeler

8 months

Is it just me or is this incredible

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@ken_wheeler

18 days

i love how the second mfs become the richest men in the world they start transforming into what i do every day

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@ken_wheeler

2 months

feels like everyone who's super excited about ai is either retired or unemployed

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@ken_wheeler

6 months

If you see a homie get laid off, do everything you can to place them. We aren’t just tapping keys, this is a brotherhood. And you could be next. For no reason at all.

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@ken_wheeler

3 months

i told her i’m not teaching you shit. here’s the docs, read them.

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@ken_wheeler

4 years

Hanging a TV is basically centering a div in real life

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@ken_wheeler

7 months

Maybe instead of making fun of her, you could see that for someone who leads a fulfilling life, commuting into an onsite job actually destroys your quality of life. They already take the best hours in the day from you, but making you drag your ass to and from? For no reason?

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@Endthemisery1

7 months

Omg, poor baby has her first job. Like..she has to commute?? Like...she has to cook dinner?? Like...no time or energy to work out?? Like..she's working in person not remote??? Like...She. Has. To. Work. 9. To. 5 ??? What????🙄

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@ken_wheeler

1 year

This is honestly one of the hardest albums of all time. And they made this shit in GarageBand.

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@ken_wheeler

4 years

Walking into a javascript interview but the water bottle is a healthy knowledge of .reduce()

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@ken_wheeler

9 months

They’re actually paying you to provide business value. Not to write idiomatic code.

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9 months

Quote tweet this with something you wish more people knew about coding

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@ken_wheeler

5 months

This is the most impactful advice I’ve ever given and I mean it: Literally just read the fucking manual. That’s like 86%, seriously.

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@ThePrimeagen

5 months

if you are new to swe and feel you are bad at your job, you are probably right ask yourself what am i bad at? how can i improve? what should i learn one level deeper? stop being helpless, blaming imposter syndrome, you are bad and that is ok. you can get better

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@ken_wheeler

8 days

every ai thing i was scared of turned out to be vaporware, mid or downright lies.

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@ken_wheeler

1 year

Ok thats honestly wild

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@ken_wheeler

2 years

Me, daily

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@ken_wheeler

3 years

So I might have gone a little overboard with my office lighting

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@ken_wheeler

3 months

sure thing babe

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@ken_wheeler

2 years

Meanwhile legit genius motherfuckers have 200 followers and they say something and people are like shut the fuck up brian

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@ken_wheeler

3 months

Called ye, had him do a lil something

dax

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3 months

i miss the old react, straight from facebook react componentDidMount react, with this.state.count react i hate the new react, triangle crew react be needing "use" react, server side views react i miss the sweet react, boot up from vite react i gotta say, at that time, i'd like to…

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@ken_wheeler

9 days

this is the face i make when my wife asks who ate the last uncrustable

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@ken_wheeler

6 months

If we were smart, we’d fill the internet with a bunch of purposefully wrong shit to kneecap AI for job security lmfao

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@ken_wheeler

9 months

Whoah nowww, I just had a bottle of red last night and was talking shit and just woke up to all this BUT, it’s incredible how many of you let 2-3 movies completely socially condition you into thinking having a huge private personal space at work is “soulless” and “depressing”.

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@ken_wheeler

2 years

This is psychopath shit

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2 years

More and more people are buying a MacBook Pro without a screen to use as a Mac mini. Not only does it have a trackpad and keyboard, but it also has better speakers, and the main price is particularly affordable.

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@ken_wheeler

5 months

Wife: wait, you actually play this game? (Stardew Valley) Me: yes Wife: isn’t this a kids game Me: this is the most purely capitalistic game ever created Wife: what Me: I HAVE 36 HOGS

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@ken_wheeler

2 months

this ai stuff is weird for me bc to do anything impactful you need a phd and 5 million dollars

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@ken_wheeler

9 months

They should lie and say they have react experience and then get proficient in a weekend

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9 months

discuss

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1 year

Explaining react 18 to the homies

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@ken_wheeler

9 months

If this is an elaborate ploy to get me to like this guy, congratulations, you’ve succeeded

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@ken_wheeler

3 months

fuck he’s kind of chill and right

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3 months

Zuck on the Apple Vision Pro He's still got fire in him, love to see it

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@ken_wheeler

8 months

Bun is the most exciting thing in JS in a very fucking long time

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@ken_wheeler

9 months

“JavaScript sucks, heh, you should use Rust”

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@ken_wheeler

6 months

Why do they look like they’re about to throw me out of the house or announce a divorce

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@ken_wheeler

3 months

@Geezuschrist5 @thechosenberg Yeah it is

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4 months

@thechosenberg which mall lol

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@ken_wheeler

3 months

I never start a business bc I think everything is stupid, which it is, but every time I see some ideas guy sell a gpt wrapper I die a little inside

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@ken_wheeler

9 months

Twitter makes it easy to feel like programming is cool but this is literally what everyone else thinks about you

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@ken_wheeler

3 years

Who’s this old

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@ken_wheeler

7 months

I feel like you’re truly a senior engineer when a new react feature comes out and you’re like ugh great now I have to learn this bullshit

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@ken_wheeler

4 years

Flight attendant: Is there a UI Developer on this flight? Dad: *nudging me* > Raises hand Flight attendant: The WiFi is all fucked up can you come take a look at it

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@ken_wheeler

1 year

Now I can be a cool kid like @ThePrimeagen

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@ken_wheeler

3 years

Crypto twitter is the new javascript twitter

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@ken_wheeler

2 years

CHECK THIS SON OUT THO

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@ken_wheeler

5 months

Have you guys ever actually checked out what your kids build in Minecraft? 6yo is like check this out, and it’s a 6 story deep underground military base with so many foxes in it that the game starts dropping frames.

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@ken_wheeler

5 years

Man it’s Friday, fuck JavaScript, go party, free A$AP.

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@ken_wheeler

8 months

Backend work is so much fun it just works lol

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@ken_wheeler

1 year

Instead of asking chatgpt to do some complex thing, I asked it to write bash scripts that scaffold shit out, and it’s so good at that it’s fucking unreal

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@ken_wheeler

9 months

I want to be clear, I've worked pretty much fully remote for 10 years, so everyone saying home is better, duh. However, if you are in my replies talking about bs values of collaboration, you are with certainty the reason for the walls.

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@ken_wheeler

9 months

A commercial office building typed this

unusual_whales

@unusual_whales

9 months

Those working from home full-time are 18% less productive than those in the office, per Bloomberg.

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@ken_wheeler

2 years

So years ago, I made slick carousel (which I’m not even allowed to work on anymore). It was egregiously successful. Tbh, I was embarrassed being the jquery carousel guy. I spent years trying to make more complex things to prove myself as a real engineer. That was a mistake.

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@ken_wheeler

4 years

React developers in 2018 every time a new library was released

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@ken_wheeler

2 years

Everyone shits on JavaScript, but it’s literally the best.

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@ken_wheeler

5 months

i can't think of a more weak sauce thing to do than have a round of layoffs in december.

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@ken_wheeler

4 years

If I delete my Facebook and switch to DuckDuckGo, is it dishonest to put “ex @Google ex @Facebook ” in my bio

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@ken_wheeler

2 years

Self taught/No degree squad, would you ever get a comp sci degree now? I thought about it, and decided no. If I was gonna get a degree, I’d probably get it in something else

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@ken_wheeler

8 months

This company is named WHAT

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2 months

this is downright patriotic

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@ken_wheeler

5 years

TFW you realize JSX is just client side PHP

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@ken_wheeler

1 year

It’s about fucking time

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@ken_wheeler

9 months

@Brent_m_Clark Oh I mean if you had to go in

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@ken_wheeler

3 months

“hey we really appreciate all that work you guys did giving code away so that everyone was more productive and choosing our platform as the place to put it. so we’re psyched to announce that we’re working diligently to remove one of the last ways you can be middle class”

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Nat and I are delighted to be investing $100m in , which is building a superhuman software engineer. If a copilot generates $10b of revenue, how much is a colleague worth?

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@ken_wheeler

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@EricRichards22 i’d glass an entire continent to make my kids cold go away

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@ken_wheeler

8 months

@powerbottomdad1 Euro: heh, I take train 400 keelomiters for 45 euro, have fun with healthcare

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@ken_wheeler

4 months

Not only would I quit, I’d remove it from my LinkedIn and deny ever having worked there

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@MorePerfectUS

4 months

The parent company of WebMD made an unbelievably bad video telling workers to come back to the office. Bob Brisco, CEO of Internet Brands, says, "We aren't asking or negotiating at this point." And somehow that's not even the worst part.

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@ken_wheeler

4 years

Thats pretty dope tbh

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@ken_wheeler

2 months

kids are like please dad please pretty please can we watch a movie please and i’m like ok fine but you have to watch it, and then they do cartwheels for 2 hours and i’m sitting here watching aladdin by myself while they fuck my kitchen up

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@ken_wheeler

2 years

I dont think we’re gonna need a paternity test

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@ken_wheeler

2 years

Yeah I’m not going to mastodon lol. If this app shuts down I’ll probably enter a personal golden age.

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@ken_wheeler

8 months

Holy shit lmfao

Varunram Ganesh

@varunramg

8 months

Guys the Europeans are fighting back now

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9 months

Wife: 8yo doesn’t want fluoride at the dentist bc of YouTube Me: I’ll go talk to her > walk into room “Ur based as fuck fr”

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@ken_wheeler

6 months

lmfao these mfs built redux

Brian Roemmele

@BrianRoemmele

6 months

OpenAI leaked Q* so let’s dive into Q-Learning and how it relates to RLHF. Q-learning is a foundational concept in the field of artificial intelligence, particularly in the area of reinforcement learning. It's a model-free reinforcement learning algorithm that aims to learn the…

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I don’t give one single molecule of a fuck about server rendering

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@ken_wheeler

3 years

When will twitter be ready to hear that PHP and jQuery is actually the best stack

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