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24 days

Last cicada post (probably, no guarantees). I just love these weird little things. And a pic of the really pretty wooded trail we walked. Thanks to the like 5 of you who are following all this 😂😅

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@kelbow_macaroni

1 month

It’s pretty nice out here on the deck tonight. Wanna come talk to the plants with me?

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2 months

Trying to feel okay with being visible more ❤️

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2 months

i think for lesbian visibility week all the lesbians should quote this with cute pics of them so we can see you😻

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1 month

Babes, I think I just witchcrafted myself into feeling a little bit cute rn.

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1 month

Is learning archery cringe? I think I’d look hot wearing horns and leather, firing arrows from horseback.

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2 months

The lighting in my new room kinda goes hard for how soft and cozy it is tho. Come over and watch a movie?

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2 months

I’m very sweet and juicy, but I do bite back.

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2 months

GM girls, gays and theys. Forgot to wash off my makeup/hair last night and woke up lookin like this. Think I might have to do that more often. ❤️💕

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13 days

@ClaireMax I actually had an OBGYN tell me I’d want kids when I could afford a live in nanny that could go on vacation with us. When I asked to have my tubes tied. I was like, I don’t like expensive accessories. 🙄 I’m 40, never regretted not having kids, never wanted to be. Mom. 🤷🏻‍♀️

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15 days

Hmmm. I should call her…

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2 months

Feelin more masc today. Kinda. Can we get a fit check? What do we think?

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2 months

Good morning ☺️ gonna try to show this body some love today.

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9 days

Got a new PJ set, was told I look cute in it. True or false?

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1 month

Either my wife just dyed her hair green and is a sweaty sleeper or I’m actually hulking out finally. 😂😂😂❤️❤️❤️

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13 days

It’s trying, y’all. Showered and everything.

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3 months

Just me and my babes, laying in the sun, wormin’ out, eating snacks, being pretty. 😍🥰🌈🐛🐛

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2 months

40 since December, but not growing up. 💜

Seven Minutes in hEvelyn 🏳️‍⚧️💕

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2 months

35 since March! 💖💕

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22 days

Might be sad but at least they looked good

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2 months

@gal_la_mode Kinda?! Why do I wanna eat it like pasta? You’re so pretty 😍

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@kelbow_macaroni

3 months

Feeling needy, not apologizing today. Anyone wanna tell me I’m pretty?

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3 months

When the dysphoria gets loud, we tell it to sit down and shut up. Or fake it til we make it. Anyone wanna let me ride a rooster?

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28 days

Apparently very stoned me made a purchase I forgot about, but they have good taste cause this crop top is great 😂😂😅😅

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22 days

Bringing that femme them (themme) energy today to say good bye to grandpa 💜💜

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1 month

Feeling a lot like being both queer and monogamous is weird and pathological and I’m wrong to be this way.

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2 months

Cute nerdy trans girls are my Achilles heel. I am helpless against them.

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6 days

It’s literally the only way I will know.

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6 days

Confess

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@kelbow_macaroni

2 months

Lucked out and my hair’s lookin good today. It will never happen again.

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26 days

We are ready for cicadamania! Let’s go scream with some bugs!! See y’all in Illinois!

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@kelbow_macaroni

1 month

Thinking about names again. How do we feel about Max or Maxie for me?

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@kelbow_macaroni

2 months

Been a while since I wore my beetle grub earrings I made! These things make me smile so much 🥰🥰

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16 days

Got me

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7 days

Watch out. It’s in the kitchen.

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13 days

My wife is a goddess. Like hot damn. 😍🥰🫠🫠🫠

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15 days

It’s very homophobic of my body to be sick on the first day of pride so I can’t kiss a girl about it.

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@kelbow_macaroni

1 month

Another boy butterfly today!! Big and strong and gorgeous! And we got some good selfies finally 🩷 And also a video of him actually flying away 💕🥰💕🥰💕

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2 months

Felt cute, got a cherry coke icee, lookin at haminals, feeling sort of okay 💕

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@kelbow_macaroni

23 days

Finally some decent grass to ground and regulate on before the sensory onslaught. I love this yard and house and will miss it.

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@kelbow_macaroni

2 months

woke up and remembered that even if I’m starting the muscle mommy journey over again, I’m still built like this. say hi if you wanna get thrown around. 💪😉

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9 days

When your 18 y/o SA survivor self heals a tiny bit at 40, starting over in building safety in their body by being encouraged to set boundaries and honor their needs with love instead of having them met with violence. 💞😭💞💜💞

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@kelbow_macaroni

24 days

Definitely too early for real swarms, but we found a pretty dense little pocket and I got to play and hear them scream and walk in the woods and my brain isn’t totally fixed but it definitely helped 💜

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@kelbow_macaroni

25 days

We have a plan and a multi stop route to hit lots of possible bug concentrations! Gonna be hunting til sundown all over Illinois and I’m lookin cute today with all my cicada wardrobe, so we’re already doing well.🤞 Please send good buggy vibes for luck! Will update as we go!

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@kelbow_macaroni

1 month

Got my first male monarch today!! You can tell by the thinner lines on the wings and those 2 little hindwing spots! Also just thought it was cool I had all the stages of pupation in one picture with the hanging caterpillar R through chrysalis ready to emerge L. 🥰🩷

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26 days

10 butterflies sent off to tell my grandpa I love him and make sure he gets home safe. 💜💙💜💙

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3 months

Have you been a good girl?

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6 days

Took a nude yesterday and you can see my ribs through my boobs. This is not okay. I gotta make my body accept food again somehow. 😭

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1 month

Looks like we should have another butterfly today 🥰

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19 days

Hi, it me. If you also like dead things and bones, my DMs are open! 😅😂🥰

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@kelbow_macaroni

3 months

Someone warn my wife. I just deadlifted 205 lbs for 3. Dancing because I already knew I could. This is the **3rd** set of 3. LETS GO MUSCLESSSSSSSS 💪🔥💪🔥💪

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@kelbow_macaroni

1 month

I have no idea what happened but my stupid selfie from last night blew up and it’s weird. I guess welcome to the lots of new people who decided talking to plants is rad and followed me.

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2 months

I am actually obsessed with these colors and how beautiful she is and how mind bendingly, imperfectly perfect and intricate nature is and how amazing bugs are. 😍💜😍💜

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5 days

FUCK. YES. LETS GOOOOOO.

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5 days

WE FUCKING WON Y'ALL NURSE PRACTITIONERS CAN PRESCRIBE HRT TO TRANS ADULTS IN FLORIDA AGAIN 💊💉🧑‍⚕️✌️

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1 month

I can’t manage to get a good selfie with my butterflies because I keep somehow crying before they emerge, so I have cryface which is really not awesome for photos. 😅😭😖 Welcome to the first of this crop! Better photos of her coming later. 🩷

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7 days

Spoiler alert, I always go left.

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2 months

Thinking about names, maybe feeling like a Charlie today? What do we think?

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3 months

Fit in question. Felt pretty cute. 🥰 😊

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25 days

FIRST STOP AND WE FOUND SOME. LETS GOOOOOO it’s still early and chilly too 🥰🙌🏻

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26 days

We had *10* butterflies emerge today. The day my grandfather passed on. I’d been sending pics and videos of them to him in the hospital for the past few weeks, and they all decided to come help send him off. 💞😭💜 I gave them their mission inside and then we quietly let them go

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13 days

Friendly reminder to put the butch in your lap. Please.

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29 days

Put the Butch in your lap 🫡

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1 month

@socalledcharlie That’s a lot of cake in those shorts 🫠😳🥵

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2 months

@BennieDotGay Happy birthday!!!!🎉🎊

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2 months

Sometimes I have to stop and just appreciate how I’m married to an absolute stunner and complete baddie. 🥰🥹💕🥹🥰

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27 days

Okay so my new hobby is shibari. Totally normal and regular and fine and no further questions thank you.

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28 days

Feels like if I don’t post a picture of myself I’m just talking to myself and not getting engagement but if I do I’m uncomfortable about being perceived and the engagement isn’t meaningful anyway. Thinking I might just quit social media and give up and be lonely.

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12 days

I’m just microdosing crying today. Full hit on the insecurity and identity crisis though.

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24 days

MORE CICADAPOSTING!!! Found some 17 year brood around Chicago!! Time for 1 more quick stop before we roll home 💜💜

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1 month

In bug related news, we had a second crop of monarch babies and I maybe got overexcited and brought a lot in to the luxury condo butterfly factory. Today they’re all up on the ceiling getting ready to make chrysalises. 3 already done and hanging!! Go worms go!!!

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28 days

Yes yes yes. Maxie lingerie

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2 months

@arbyslover99 Okay but like have they seen women? Cause the choice is so obvious

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2 months

Butchwife mode activated. Getting wife’s new nightstand ready for her to come home. Is it weird I kinda like putting together furniture?

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29 days

@GwennyyFae No, because she is in fact gorgeous and glowing and lovely, way more than pretty 🩷🩷🩷

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25 days

Started raining and got chilly and they went to sleep at the first stop, but we found some from both broods and we’re headed northeast to find the sun and heat for more.

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2 months

@NeriiLune I’m gonna win cause I’m not blinking if that’s what I’m looking at 😍

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7 days

It’s me. When I get back into fighting shape.

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27 days

Woke up to 2 more butterflies emerging and it looks like there will be a bunch more today. The big crop is coming out! Sad I’m working all day and can’t watch them.

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16 days

Just wanted to say thank you to everyone who reached out the last couple days while I was really really low. It has meant a lot and I’m finding out I do in fact have people who love me.

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2 months

My wife is the baddest (and prettiest) baddie to ever wrestle a shark for science. She is just amazing. 😍😍😍

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2 months

Also we’re besties now and her name is Psyche.

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21 days

I wanna go back and lay in the trees and soft, cool grass and have everything drowned out by cicada screams again.

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2 months

Okay well at least I made a friend and helped him cross the road. So todays not all bad.

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22 days

Make a wish…..

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2 months

@_Hiyinx You are so lovely 😍

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2 months

Hanging out at the rock climbing gym and falling off the bouldering wall trying to impress my new trans friend who Im convinced must just be Spiderwoman. She is AMAZING at this 🤯🤗

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13 days

I swear I post more when I’m at work than at home. It’s almost like I hate it here and am avoiding things…… 🙄😮‍💨

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22 days

My grandparents were such babes and they loved each other so much. 💜💜

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22 days

Yes. But I also want to be her.

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23 days

would you really wanna date a girl with arms like this?

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28 days

Came home to find TWO butterflies today 💜💜💜 Will get better photos in a bit when I release them! Now taking wishes and love messages to give to them when I send them off 💕💜

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2 months

She gives really good shark lectures. 💜

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2 months

God my wife is beautiful. 🥰😍😍😍😍

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28 days

The shitty fridge at work just freezes everything but today that means I have a coke slushy and I’m not mad about it.

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@kelbow_macaroni

3 months

Pepper made a mud ball and I felt them moving around so there’s a live larvae in there! LETS 👏🏻GO👏🏻BEEBLE👏🏻

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@kelbow_macaroni

1 month

We back in a “wear oversized clothes and boymode it ‘cause we hate our meat suit shape, feel gross, and being perceived is a lot” phase. But also I lost too much weight and all my clothes are oversized now, so I guess it kinda works out. Gotta get the mojo back.

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7 days

First legit thing I’ve cooked in months and it came out 👌🔥🔥

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1 month

Waking up with my limbs tangled up in my wife’s, smelling her hair is better than any anxiety meds on the planet. 🩷🩷

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11 days

Went to a beer spa which I didn’t even know existed until a few days ago and it was GREAT. Soaked in beer, drank beer, rolled in a hay bed. My skin is SOFFFTTTTT. 💜💜💜 Thank you to my friend for making me come.

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@kelbow_macaroni

24 days

Thank glob I took a later flight home. Girl that made me miss flight out didn’t account for crossing time zones and has no sense of urgency and might miss her flight again. I fucking can’t. Absolutely not. Never again.

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15 days

Furiosa in IMAX!!! LETS GO GIRLS!! I’m sure I’m gonna be totally normal and not have a bisexual crisis. It’s fine.

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@kelbow_macaroni

22 days

My godbrother was at the wake who I love so much and haven’t seen in forever. We sat in the back and infodumped at each other for 2 hours and then he gave me 2 of the biggest, best hugs and I could cry buckets at how normal and loved it made me feel. 💞💞

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