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@kalllmeke

5 months

Being outside with yo nigga turnt really the best shit in the world

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@TierraaaMariee

5 months

I have the most fun with my nigga 😂😭🤣

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@kalllmeke

7 months

This what macaroni and cheese supposed to look like like how grannies was making it. Not that watery shit, not that velveta shit, not that shit with parsley, paprika and all that extra shit on top.

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@chefbleuprint

7 months

my Mac don’t give soupy-

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@kalllmeke

2 years

Yo man washing yo body in the shower is so therapeutic

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@kalllmeke

2 years

People being jealous because your parents still spoil you is crazy 😭😭😭

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@kalllmeke

2 years

Y’all on tiktok telling the world you getting cheated on, dogged out, beat up, aborting babies like how transparent do y’all need to be?

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@kalllmeke

2 years

When you naturally attract attention without even trying, you need to be careful. That kind of magnetism also attracts jealously and envy.

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@kalllmeke

1 year

I need a nigga this far gone

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@kalllmeke

2 years

Darkskin niggas are sent from heaven. They god favorites fasho.

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@kalllmeke

12 days

All that super faithful shit go out the door when I see you follow yo ex bitches and bitches you fucked 😂😂😂

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@kalllmeke

5 months

This really how it be when you start putting two and two together about old shit like oh bitch😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

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@thisnotmara

5 months

I still can’t get over this 😭😭😭😭😭😭😂😂😂😂😂😭😭😭😭😭😭

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@kalllmeke

1 year

Y’all out y’all mind saying y’all making y’all nigga friends plates. I’m not making them niggas shit idgaf 😂😂

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@kalllmeke

1 year

I wanna make my nigga the happiest person on earth tbh

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@kalllmeke

1 year

I will buy a nigga anything but I don’t think I can ever just give a nigga some money 😭

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@kalllmeke

2 years

I get the whole close mouths don’t get fed but I shouldn’t have tell a nigga what I want all the time

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@kalllmeke

1 year

These nasty ass older bitches

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@lulcrissy

1 year

ON MY DADDY 😂😂😂😂😂😂💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯

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@kalllmeke

2 years

Jamaica hella weird for not stamping yo passport no more

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@kalllmeke

2 years

I’m not waiting hella months to be a nigga bitch or gf. Niggas know 3-6 months in what they want, tf we playing & just talking for😂😂😂

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@kalllmeke

5 months

Honestly I cant wait to give back to the mfs that stayed down with me tbh because I’m such a giver naturally so I’m gon do my big one.

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@kalllmeke

7 months

just attention & reassurance fr😂

kayla ⚝

@rxchgurlkayla_

7 months

dating me so easy cause ion ask for a fuck thing 😂

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@kalllmeke

3 years

@Laurence__Hunt I used to want a pandora ring so bad because they look cute and begged my boyfriend and he said no and took me to a real jewelry store and said pandora gave Claire vibes 😭😭😭😭

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@kalllmeke

2 years

What Kim Kardashian doing singing 3rd world on tiktok 😭😭😭

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@kalllmeke

2 years

I have no problem playing stepmom as long as the baby ain’t ugly

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@kalllmeke

1 year

Get my name tatted and tell the world I’m the love of your life and you hate every other bitch then we can see 😂

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@kalllmeke

2 years

My daddy is literally why my standards high and why I don’t do 50/50

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@kalllmeke

5 months

A nigga that stayed down with me while I was going to school before my career can get anything outta me together or not, just for being in my favor

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@kalllmeke

1 year

It’s really funny that niggas don’t like outside bitches but be outside with them bitches 😭

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@kalllmeke

2 years

I wonder what pregnancy gon do to my body, the delusional part of me swear ima get thicker and get boobs finally😭

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@kalllmeke

2 years

@Vintage_Ray Because you want your stamp that’s the entire point of the book

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@kalllmeke

6 months

Bitches be so fucked out & ran thru they gotta start fw young niggas

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@kalllmeke

6 months

It’s really crazy how everything in the dark comes to the light, like it just fall in your lap without you looking for it.

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@kalllmeke

23 days

@BardiUpdatess She make some pretty ass kids

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@kalllmeke

2 years

Nobody can ever punk me out no nigga😂

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@kalllmeke

6 months

I don’t link with niggas, I’m not a link upper

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@kalllmeke

1 year

@lulmaiya @ssencechanel They be the real pedophiles on the low 😂

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@kalllmeke

2 years

Certain niggas bring hella drama to bitches lives

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@kalllmeke

4 months

A bitch can’t ever clock no tea on me or troll me on social media, bitches don’t know my personal life 😂

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@kalllmeke

2 years

D is for dick, I love daddy dick😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😭😭😭😭😂😭😭

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@kalllmeke

5 years

Bay area females are true mf investigators, we gon find whatever 😂😭

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@kalllmeke

11 months

As a bitch you damn near know when a nigga you fucked with getting fucked, I feel like my intuition be that good😂😂😂

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@kalllmeke

5 years

Attention Bay Area bitches we are finna be on straight bullshit this summer when lil Kayla drop her tape, believe that 😂

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@kalllmeke

3 years

I went to Vegas got drunk, arrested and kicked out off MGM’s fa life😭😭😭😭

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@kalllmeke

6 months

Stop victimizing yourself and only venting to people who gon take your side

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@kalllmeke

1 year

Putting your parents in your relationship business is really something you should never do unless you done for good

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@kalllmeke

2 years

I know my nigga hate how much of a twitter bitch I am 😭😭

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@kalllmeke

1 year

Section 8 should have a time limit because why you 40 and been on it for 20 years????

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@kalllmeke

1 year

I go through shit alone whether it’s by choice or not

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@kalllmeke

2 years

Want me to tell my mama and daddy to buy you something?

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@kalllmeke

2 years

Jealous and envy be eating you hoes up

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@kalllmeke

1 year

Why niggas always need a bitch to get a rental? Y’all don’t have a license and debit card at this grown ass age?

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@kalllmeke

5 months

@thedominiquej1 I wouldn’t be attending no funeral tbh unless I’m in the obituary

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@kalllmeke

1 year

No nigga of mine is telling bitches on Instagram they fine, sending heart eyes, trying be in cf & shit😭🫵🏾

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@kalllmeke

5 years

I’ll record him, I’ll record us but it’s just going straight to my saved snaps cus if he ain’t postin i ain’t postin tf 😭

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@iamrandi_

5 years

i’ll record a nigga but i’ll never post him 😂

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@kalllmeke

5 years

You can rock any shoe if you know how to dress

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@kalllmeke

1 year

@bierraonabeat Ngl I’m a daddy girls and still can my man daddy, idk why????😭

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@kalllmeke

1 year

It’s hella strict out here

🫡 Bior Flowers 🌸

@1SaltyDorito

1 year

Can’t trust a bitch that’s outside wit no earrings on

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@kalllmeke

1 year

@_daturnup Nobody was talking about you, that was answer to the question you asked 😂

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@kalllmeke

1 year

Over my nigga you can get up with me honestly 😂

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@kalllmeke

1 year

I beg for my nigga back idc

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@kalllmeke

1 year

I like to know where my money going lmaoooo

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@kalllmeke

1 year

@misskiiaaa Nobody allowed in my house fuck a kitchen 😂

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@kalllmeke

17 days

Niggas don’t be having hella shit going on. They just be broke or back with the bitch.

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@kalllmeke

2 years

You really ain’t partied hard fr until you kick it with the whites and asians 😭

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@kalllmeke

1 year

I love when the girlfriends are Black🥲😍

Naj🦋

@iam_nijeriaaaa

1 year

My baby , 1st round pick of 2023 NFL Draft 🥰 YOU DESERVE IT BAE

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@kalllmeke

7 months

@IamJerm24 For what though? 😭 decoration?

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@kalllmeke

1 year

I’m too young to not like going outside

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@kalllmeke

2 years

@dionne_2k I did they said no

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@kalllmeke

1 year

No need to ever make a plate when I don’t even want them niggas over while I’m there as the only female >>>>

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@kalllmeke

1 year

Letting your girlfriend go to sleep mad or in her feelings really show what typa nigga you are

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@kalllmeke

2 years

Touch me pleaseeee meeeeeee😂

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@kalllmeke

1 year

Y’all photoshoots be giving 304 ad

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@kalllmeke

2 years

Y’all 2022 recaps is a lot 🌚

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@kalllmeke

6 years

it’s obviously time for a real active Black Panther Party reboot in Oakland,Ca because these white people been wildin in the Bay alllllll year like it’s just good or sum🤔

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@kalllmeke

1 year

I’m sending niggas 4 page letters like Aaliyah

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@kalllmeke

1 year

@_daturnup And answered why they fuck good and you talking about angry 😭

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@kalllmeke

2 years

@thelittlest9 @quenblackwell She ain’t read the comments obviously 😭😭😭

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@kalllmeke

3 years

just got approved for my apartment, 2 bed 2 bath with a 2 car garage and no co signer I’m so proud of myself 🥺

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@kalllmeke

1 year

I be wondering if it’s a test when a nigga you fw patnas jump in yo dm 😭😭😭😭😭

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@kalllmeke

12 days

@lololitsdes that’s when i start cheating 🙏🏽

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@kalllmeke

4 years

Bay Area bitches is gamed up the most 🚫🧢

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@kalllmeke

5 years

@inyobitchcloset I say this sober .........

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@kalllmeke

2 years

@NickoyaCaprice Exactly, I might as well just get the passport card 😂😂😂

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@kalllmeke

1 year

@destheprincess Nah remakes are lazy, they need to stop doing remakes. The just need to make another version where they’re Tia and tameras witch daughters like fast forward to years later like ravens home

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@kalllmeke

8 months

Can the gays please post the DL niggas like that’s not even nothing to play with

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@kalllmeke

5 years

@_xpete1x1 I’m learning a lot in these comments🧐

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@kalllmeke

2 years

But he also taught me to cook, be clean, keep money & a job, build furniture so I don’t need a man as well

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@kalllmeke

1 year

I know y’all be sick when you see a nigga back with his ex after he was fwu while they was broke up 😭

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@kalllmeke

2 years

When I leave ima see if they stamp it and I’ll update y’all tomorrow 😂

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@kalllmeke

5 months

I’m hella freaked out in a relationship so I stfu😂😂

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@kalllmeke

2 years

A nigga got 6 weeks max with me because after week 2 we both know fr

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@kalllmeke

2 years

I can’t miss a nigga who barely did shit for me, y’all be crazy

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@kalllmeke

5 months

I hate when I’m single and still move like I’m in a relationship 😂😂😂

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@kalllmeke

11 months

Why would I entertain hella niggas if I can’t call on them for shit?

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@kalllmeke

6 years

Bodysuits really have you in the bathroom stall booty ass naked 🤣

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@kalllmeke

1 year

You really gotta look at somebody family and how they are before you have a baby with them or marry them. From morals, success, toxic relationships, mental issues, overall family dynamic all play apart especially once y’all have a kid.

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@kalllmeke

5 years

@SuaveFrancisco_ I love how everybody young getting married and marriage is becoming normalized in black couples again. That’s hella beautiful

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