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Stream my debut single 'NO PLACE LIKE HOME' Out now on all platforms

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@kahunasdiary
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My debut single is out now!! "No Place Like Home" Retweet widely❤️ Listen and stream
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@kahunasdiary
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2 years
On judgment day I'll have to show God my kenyan bracelet, I can't be in hell twice
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@kahunasdiary
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Watu hutumia Spotify with ads are truly God's strongest soldiers 😭
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@kahunasdiary
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Hii mwaka wrapped yangu imeuma nje😭 hizi top songs hapana it was just a phase
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@kahunasdiary
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11 months
Unadhani uko toxic kumbe ni ujinga uko nayo
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@kahunasdiary
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2 years
I take spotify wrapped very seriously naweza kucut off ju spotify wrapped yako hainibambi
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@kahunasdiary
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2 years
spotify wrapped should have a musical soul mate section where they match you with the person with the most similar music taste to you
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@kahunasdiary
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2 years
me thinking about the time I leaned in to kiss her and she was like " unatry nini"
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@kahunasdiary
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6 months
Umecopy mtihani haujashikwa🫵 wengine walishikwa shukuru mungu Enda piga shots
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@kahunasdiary
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My mom : unaenda ukikaa hivyo? My mind after hearing that question : leo umepiga luku walahi
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@kahunasdiary
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1 year
Hata leo unaenda kulewa, uanze mwaka na hangovers.. Endelea kabisa maisha ni yako
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@kahunasdiary
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2 years
Mimi hii story ya 'Turn to your neighbour' church🤦‍♂️
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@kahunasdiary
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1 year
"Confirmed you have received" really warms my heart
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@kahunasdiary
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The only reason I'm in school is for the plot
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@kahunasdiary
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Si eti simpendi lakini hata wewe unaweza date mtu anadance miondoko kila time
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@kahunasdiary
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1 year
Sema your mom didn't cook nice chapatis ukiwa mdogo, ju hii ni trauma
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Finkelstein tests for dequervain tenosynovitis
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Chapati is a trash food haha
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@kahunasdiary
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1 year
Chocolate ice cream is disgusting af
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@kahunasdiary
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1 year
I like hanging out with someone and we don't even have to talk, just sit there using our phones listening to some fire playlist and showing each other memes and videos😂 wholesome!
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@kahunasdiary
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I really love music in general. So if I listen to a certain album or song and I happen not to like it I just assume that I'm probably I'm not the right target audience for the project. Music caan't be trash? right
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@kahunasdiary
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1 year
Unaenda class na kunanyesha kwani we ni lec
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@kahunasdiary
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1 year
Mi nikipenda nimependa, I'm that crazy
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@kahunasdiary
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1 year
It's crazy how I can fall in love after one conversation, shida ni nini😭
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@kahunasdiary
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1 year
Unakataa kulipia Spotify, unataka wasanii wakule nini?🙂
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@kahunasdiary
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2 years
mimi niki survive na nipite hii exam, I'll become a good student hadi fourth year
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@kahunasdiary
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6 months
Hata kama Kenya tunateseka at least tuko na baddies Happy independence day 🇰🇪
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@kahunasdiary
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1 year
The lecturer randomly asking anyone questions at the end of the lesson huniboo sana
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@kahunasdiary
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2 years
Niko na audacity ya kuandika rumors kwa exam halafu ninaongezea " scholars have argued " at the beginning of the rumors😅😅
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@kahunasdiary
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2 years
after writing your admission number and course code in the exam sheet the next goal is to look serious, sababu content najua sina
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@kahunasdiary
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1 year
This semester is so weird and fast
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@kahunasdiary
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1 year
Reading the course outline instead of all the notes>>>
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@kahunasdiary
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1 year
I don't think honey is sweet, I find it disgusting
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@kahunasdiary
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1 year
mangoes and weed combo is heavenly
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@kahunasdiary
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1 year
Kumbe ukitumia pesa vibaya ndio huwa zinaongezeka😂
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@kahunasdiary
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Drugs nitaacha nikianza ku hallucinate
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@kahunasdiary
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2 years
someone should make disposable sufurias🥺
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@kahunasdiary
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1 year
With bae through thick and thin, she already thick so I'm halfway there
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@kahunasdiary
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1 year
Bado you're dating your classmates, endeleeni tu kitawaramba
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@kahunasdiary
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1 year
Fanya dhambi zako zote lakini usinidanganye, kwani unadhani mi ni fala😂
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@kahunasdiary
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1 year
Cheating nayo ni kazi mingi, I don't have that energy
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@kahunasdiary
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1 year
Kila siku ni "ask me something" on IG, tafuta mtu sasa
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@kahunasdiary
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1 year
Nothing beats discovering a new amazing artist, pure bliss fr
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@kahunasdiary
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1 year
This year alone we got an album from Kendrick, The weeknd, Burna boy, Beyonce, Two from Drake, Future, Wizkid, Metro boomin, Sza, Rema, Talyor Swift, Omah Lay, Fireboy, Asake and Stormzy What a year!!!!
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@kahunasdiary
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1 year
Three meals a day this semester
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@kahunasdiary
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1 year
It's my birthday 🥷🧸
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@kahunasdiary
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1 year
@OneJoblessBoy forcing a rumor that doesn't exist just to get a story is very disgusting and unprofessional
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@kahunasdiary
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10 months
The rate at which people are leaving this country, eiiiii... mnatupea pressure bana wacheni hiyo mchezo
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@kahunasdiary
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11 months
Waah.. Pretty girls hukuwa na complications
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@kahunasdiary
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1 year
Late replies na unataka tuongee we ishia, I don't like you that much
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@kahunasdiary
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1 year
Hey God, I don't want to be in this same place next year. Introduce me to me. Help me to see myself the way that you see me. Do whatever you need to do in my life that pushes me closer to you. Heal my heart so my triggers become my testimonies
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@kahunasdiary
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Burna boy and Jorja smith have a chemistry you can't ignore, they should just get married and give us a joint album
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@kahunasdiary
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I knew I was funny, when this one time I was talking with someone and I made a continuous series of jokes during the conversation. Alicheka Hadi akaanza kulia, for like ten minutes.
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@kahunasdiary
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2 years
If you're on Twitter just tweet even if only one person relates its okay, it's enough!
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@kahunasdiary
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2 years
mimi ukishanidanganya once ni hivyo, I'll always think you're lying
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@kahunasdiary
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1 year
Honestly kama mtu ni mrefu anafaa akuwe na dem. You can't be tall and still getting no bitches
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@kahunasdiary
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2 years
when I ask "what's up?" I don't mean "How are you?" I mean tell me why you're messaging me
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@kahunasdiary
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@Rap Can't cancel Ye atp
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@kahunasdiary
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1 year
Kinoti naye ni artist mnoma
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@kahunasdiary
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It's my birthday
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@kahunasdiary
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1 year
In highschool kuna this teacher( he was probably a father of two) angejificha kwa giza ndio akushike ukienda choo😂
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@kahunasdiary
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2 years
"SISI WANA WAKOOO TUMEKUSANYIKAAAA" "ANGALIAAA BABAAA"
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@kahunasdiary
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1 year
My phone is so dry, nikisikia notification najua ni school emails
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@kahunasdiary
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1 year
Watu wako sherehe mimi niko kwa kitanda, I have really changed
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@kahunasdiary
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1 year
Nimekuwa happy off late, I hope it lasts
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@kahunasdiary
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1 year
Hii month sijakuwa broke, pesa tu zinanifuata nashangaa nilifanyia nini mungu🤲
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1 year
Seeing someone laugh and smile again after losing a loved one warms my heart, I may not know the pain they felt but I know they were strong enough to live again and that's beautiful
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@kahunasdiary
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unanipigia simu halafu unaniambia "sema!" you must have some loose screws
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@kahunasdiary
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1 year
@saweglo kang'ethe ako mahali analewa na pesa yako😭
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@kahunasdiary
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1 year
Women take years to heal bana, wdym you're healing from a guy you broke up with in 2021
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@kahunasdiary
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1 year
I can't resist the urge to say "terren terren" when it's about to go down
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@kahunasdiary
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Ukianza kumiss classes, there's no going back
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1 year
sometimes I read someone's tweet and I get second hand embarrassment from it, mbona u tweet hivyo
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@kahunasdiary
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I really thought mental health issues weren't so serious till I had a unit on mental health To everyone who decided to stay this year thanks ❤️ Mental health is not a joke, so to anyone undergoing any issues don't let anyone dim your light, shine🌟 and please stay
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@kahunasdiary
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1 year
Even if Kanye just sneezes on his next album, I'm putting that on repeat
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@kahunasdiary
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1 year
wdym you can use your phone and still pay attention in class😂 hiyo kazi siwezi I'm doing one of them
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@kahunasdiary
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1 year
Mtu ako 20 years old na hajawahi fall in love😂 mtanionyesha mambo
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@kahunasdiary
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1 year
hii course kama inataka kuniua iseme
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@kahunasdiary
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Nicki Minaj that's the tweet
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@kahunasdiary
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Sauti Sol brought their A game when making melanin
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@kahunasdiary
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Mwaka inaisha na hata kiss hujapata, you are the problem
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@kahunasdiary
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@nguyo14 😂 chunga Elsa asikuibie content
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I just want to see everyone win in life. so if you're reading this I'm rooting for you
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@kahunasdiary
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2 years
Rema must be stopped at all costs
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@kahunasdiary
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Ni kama niko allergic to books
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@kahunasdiary
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mwenye ninataka hanitaki halafu wewe uko hapo unanitaka and you think I'll make it easy for you, tutaseka wote
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@kahunasdiary
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Sobriety has to be the hardest thing anyone can do
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@kahunasdiary
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2 years
maybe this love thing is not for me
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@kahunasdiary
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1 year
When I remember we were taught about Mandrax in primary school, I'm like who uses that?
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@kahunasdiary
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Siku hizi ni kama kila mtu anadate
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@kahunasdiary
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@mitchellesoflyy In the end I realized cupid had only one arrow left and he shot one of us
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@kahunasdiary
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Victims of madness is arguably one of the best albums created on Kenyan soil
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@kahunasdiary
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2 years
those highschool fights went crazy😂😂😂
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@kahunasdiary
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My biggest achievement in life itakuwa being a good parent
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@kahunasdiary
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when she likes all your tweets at once is it a sign she likes you ama tweets ndio kali
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@kahunasdiary
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If Burna boy says he made 100M dollars this year then he did
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@kahunasdiary
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1 year
Pritty vishy is now releasing songs, this country is a joke🤣
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@kahunasdiary
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1 year
Don't send me a link for an election I don't know of, halafu uniambie mwenye nitawekea😂 unataka niweke bad leaders
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@kahunasdiary
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1 year
In which order are you guys watching Kaleidoscope?
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@kahunasdiary
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1 year
I'm never opening up tena😂 weekend nimeopenup and ever since nimekuwa nikiregret
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@kahunasdiary
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1 year
At this rate Twitter should show us who viewed our profile
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@kahunasdiary
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1 year
When I like a song, all my close friends have to know it and like it😂
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