I donโt get how Elon can run 4 companies, have 6 kids with 2 different women, trying to get humans to Mars, and still find time to respond to poontapper63345 on how Bitcoin sucks
Heavily considering moving my ETH bag into SOL
Havenโt touched my ETH holdings in 5+ years, but it fr feels like we are about to undergo a changing of the Guard in the L1 competition
SOL upside just seems so much higher atm
Today we consolidated our Collections; there is no longer a "The Heist: Orangutans" Collection
Chimps, Orangutans, and Gorillas now trade under one Collection
Which also officially makes us the
#2
project on Solana by market cap โ
(Pre)Season 2 started 24 hours ago
I know itโs cliche af for founders to say, but we really havenโt started to scratch the surface of this gameโs potential
No VCs. No flashy partnerships. Just a team that understands what users actually want.
Solanaโs game. Bullish on yโall.
Can't wait for $LINK to finally got to $1000 so I can buy 100 acres in the Italian foothills, smash 4-5 bottles of cheap Merlot a day, and never log in to Twitter again
Can't wait never selling
It's inevitable
@playtheheist
will get the "ugh it's another ape project" FUD
Listen up mfer
"Ape" is a general blanket nomenclature. These are Chimpanzees and Gorillas chief. And they are fighting for the most scarce resource on Solana, $NANA. Take a lap.
Honestly can't wait to stream
@playtheheist
with
@BisonTrades
(and the fellas) on mint day. Kid on Christmas kinda feeling
Gonna pwn you mfs in the streets of Peel City๐๐
We have officially De-rugged DeFi Pirates
@chestfinance
After a year+ of working on the acquisition, it's done. Head to their Discord (or the Remnants Discord) for an update for what comes next for both projects โ๏ธ
The big boys are here to take over โ๏ธ
We're excited to announce that we have acquired DeFi Pirates & the
@chestfinance
IP.
Head to the DeFi Pirates Discord for more details:
90 days ago we were getting all sorts of insane FUD pre-mint
Today, we're sitting close to a Top 5 project on Solana by market cap
Big respect & thank you to those whose conviction has never wavered, you know who you are
@playtheheist
๐ซก
- Pay income tax when paid
- Pay sales tax when buying goods
- Pay property tax to keep your house
- Pay capital gains tax when you take risk & make $
- Pay an accountant to make sure you didn't fuck it all up
- Pay for increasing cost of goods (inflation as a tax)
- Pay estate
Do not get distracted by the Fed meeting today
Only thing that matters is Chimps vs Gorillas.
There are no interest rates in Peel City. Just $NANA
๐๐๐๐
Felt good about the future of
@playtheheist
before Breakpoint
After Breakpoint, feeling 100x more excited & energized about what we are building
Underestimated how much of the Solana community wants us to succeed. Our team is ready to go harder than ever.
Steady, Peel City.
I love Ethereum. It's where I got started in my professional career in crypto.
The shade some ETH maxis are throwing at Solana atm is the same shade BTC maxis threw at ETH in the 18/19 cycle. The similarities are undeniable.
Which makes me giga fucking bullish on Solana.
Solana goes down: โthat chain sucks itโs awful it will never workโ
Any other chain does down: โthey are just working through scaling issues it is good techโ
There is no "ah shit, I'm late to this" for this upcoming season of
@playtheheist
New token
New items
New Heists & Loot Trips
New Breeding mechanics
New easter eggs
You can scoop any NFT today and still be "early". This is the reason we chose a seasonal model for the game.
Iโve received an average of 5 DMs per hour, every hour of the day, for the past 2 months from people interested in
@playtheheist
I promise you Solana NFTs are not dead
There's a token that has yet to catch a bid that fits both the gaming and meme criteria
Would be crazy if the team was about to release some big shit in-game that would require massive amounts of said token, while simultaneously burning a ton of said token
Nah too crazy
Not really one to fill out paperwork so I bought my
@y00tsNFT
WL instead ๐๏ธโโ๏ธ
And will prob buy another close to mint (gg to all scholarship winners)
We launched $NANA when there were 2k TOTAL active wallets on Solana. Absolute peak bear, Solana declared dead.
We launched $COCO when there were 7k active wallets. Ran close to $50m market cap, unheard of at that time.
There's now ~400k active token wallets on Solana with this
*wife sees NFT collection in my wallet*
wife: those r cute, how much did they cost?
me: 7 all-inclusive trips to the Amalfi Coast and a 4 year tuition to Harvard
wife: what?
me: what?
Timeline in shambles rn. Pure anger & depression.
Looking forward to launching Season 2 next week and everyone sharing their new Orangutans, their fat $COCO wins, the Robbery successes, and their (redacted) flexes over their opponents.
It's time to inject some more mf fun.
So youโre telling me
crypto is pumping because the guy who helped crash these markets in the 1st place is talking about Bitcoin with the guy who censors you everyday on this website
Roger that
At one point during DeFi summer I got rugged 3 times in about 90 minutes. Full rugs ($0).
I straight up walked to the nearest Taco Bell in 115 degree heat and just sat there the rest of the day with no phone
Became a man that day. Had 10-12 Baja blasts too which was sick
1 year ago we were prepping to launch Season 1.
$SOL was at $20. Sentiment was in the trash. Solana was pronounced dead.
Look at us all now. New beginnings.
Just a reminder on how we're distributing Season 2 spots:
1. Presale (done)
2. HeistList for WL spots (ending Monday)
3. The craziest, most innovative, most degen raffle mint Solana has ever seen, in typical
@playtheheist
fashion.