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@josepparseiola

5 months

The xenophobia is crazy when have they ever used “flee” when a player is forcing a move

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@centregoals

5 months

🚨🚨| Jordan Henderson has offered himself to Bayern Munich and Bayer Leverkusen in attempts to flee Saudi Arabia. [ @talkSPORT ]

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@josepparseiola

2 months

How can you make a trivela look so ugly man

Premier League

@premierleague

2 months

Mohamed Salah. Outside of the boot. Special. 😍

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@josepparseiola

2 months

How is everything he does NOT smooth man

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@lfcsalahh

2 months

MOHAMED SALAH

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@josepparseiola

2 months

This is the only era of football where superstars are required to grab the headlines every single gameweek

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@josepparseiola

10 months

Foden has to stop doing this ngl

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@josepparseiola

1 month

We’re officially in the “115 charges” “billion pound squad” “buying refs” part of the szn

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@josepparseiola

2 months

Imagine a academy boy won you a champions league and this is how he’s treated quite sad

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2 months

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@josepparseiola

1 year

Just deeped nobody is talking about that Benzema stinker

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@ErlingRoIe

1 year

Ruben Dias kept Karim Benzema in his pocket tonight

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@josepparseiola

14 days

Low block life must be good

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@SherzCapone00

14 days

Saliba MOTM at Anfield, Etihad & Old Trafford

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@josepparseiola

1 year

Bernardo silva Vs Luton (A) highlights

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@josepparseiola

10 months

You should not be posting dumps as a CB bruh

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@rubendias

10 months

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@josepparseiola

1 year

They included Estonia and “The finalissima”

Exclusive Messi

@ExclusiveMessi

1 year

🚨 Messi vs Haaland this season: 🇳🇴 Goals 🇦🇷 Assists 🇦🇷 G/A 🇦🇷 Trophies 🇦🇷 Key Passes 🇦🇷 Big Chances Created 🇦🇷 Throughballs 🇦🇷 Long Balls 🇦🇷 Dribbles 🇦🇷 Freekicks 🇦🇷 Goals Outside the Box 🇦🇷 Awards 🇦🇷 FIFA Best 🇦🇷 Laureus Award 🇦🇷 Best Playmaker 🇦🇷 MOTM 🇦🇷 MVP Enough said.

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@josepparseiola

2 months

KDB were never getting you that international trophy💔

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@josepparseiola

3 months

Nothing worse then when we draw to big six team and they act like they won on the TL

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@AnfieldRd96

3 months

This is what Wataru Endo did. Goodnight.

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@josepparseiola

5 months

Spent the most in Serie A since he joined and hasn’t sniffed top 4 btw

Fabrizio Romano

@FabrizioRomano

5 months

🔵 José Mourinho: “Not that I'm jealous, but Man City paid €80 million for Kalvin Phillips and now Pep has said it would be better for him to leave...”. “So he’ll leave and they'll get someone else. Our reality is very different. It’s not easy for us to sign one player!”.

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@josepparseiola

6 months

They forcing that Trent cele down our throats as if he scored the winner

Premier League

@premierleague

6 months

The coldest celebrations in Premier League history 🥶

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@josepparseiola

1 year

Moments man strikes again! just another game where kdb has yet again outperformed him

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@josepparseiola

4 months

Trent 23/24 is actually revisonism in real time u watch the game and he’s literally a laughing stock you open twitter all u see is viral tweets about him being good

The Overlap

@WeAreTheOverlap

4 months

Who would you choose as PFA Players' Player of the Year from the season so far? 🤔

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@josepparseiola

11 months

Dias at Salibas age won POTS, UCL dofty, finished 13th in ballondor ranking and won the league

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@josepparseiola

11 months

Is it really absurd to say he’s been the best PL player oat?

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@prime_sergioo

11 months

Kevin De Bruyne - All Time Great.

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@josepparseiola

1 year

Gabriel Jesus dawg u just lost

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@josepparseiola

6 months

Checked his shoulder more times then he does in midfield

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@josepparseiola

1 year

Top bins from 30 yards out😭

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@afcjxmes

1 year

Premier League goal of the season?

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@josepparseiola

5 months

Deeping if he scored this I doubt we would ever have to hear Sakas name again

UEFA Champions League

@ChampionsLeague

9 months

🌪️ #UCL

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@josepparseiola

6 months

Crying the world was actually waiting for this guy to have a bad game

Curtis Jones +

@CJones_Era

6 months

Here is RUBEN DIAS. Spends half his time on the floor una. Pipedown.

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@josepparseiola

2 months

“Saka carried us for 3 years” “Palmer is the beneficiary of a shit team” loool

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@Afcsammmm

2 months

Palmer is a beneficiary of being in a shit team, he’d be of no use to a team challenging for anything

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@josepparseiola

1 year

We actually have to win the UCL theirs too much on the line. KDB legacy,Treble,Haaland ballondor,First UCL for club, so over if we lose.

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@josepparseiola

1 year

Still kills me that he managed to score in a El Classico before Hazard

FC Barcelona

@FCBarcelona

1 year

2 years ago Kun Agüero signed with Barça 🥹 We miss you so much, Kun 💙❤️

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@josepparseiola

2 months

@yakobper90 Was pretty smooth tbf good defending from Fred

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@josepparseiola

1 year

@rnvidss @TouchedByPep No if I was to use Brazilian samba music for neymar nobody would care

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@josepparseiola

1 month

#DoneThat

Ted Todorović

@tedtodorovic

1 month

Mbappe-foden ucl final showdown… please

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@josepparseiola

1 year

Btw Kane has 1 but they won’t show it because he’s their poster boy

Football Daily

@footballdaily

1 year

Erling Haaland away against the "big six" 🆚 Liverpool - 0 G/A 🆚 Chelsea - 0 G/A 🆚 Tottenham - 0 G/A 🆚 Man United - 0 G/A

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@josepparseiola

7 months

Genuinely you have to look at the state of your club if Palmer is leading the line

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@CFCNash_

7 months

Its revenge time

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@josepparseiola

4 months

They’ve made City playing multiple competitions into some conspiracy in the comments

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@borgixprxdeli

4 months

Man why the FUCK do City suddenly spawn with 2 games in hand at this stage of the season. Just piss off man

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@josepparseiola

2 months

How does he make simple things look so hard man

Matthew Dunstan

@Matthew3028

2 months

I can’t tell if I’m being stupid here but how is that not a pen?

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@josepparseiola

11 months

Did I just watch 1 minute of Dias locking him up?

Salah Central

@SalahCentral

11 months

When Mohamed Salah dismantled treble winners Manchester City at Anfield 🇪🇬👑

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@josepparseiola

3 months

Everyone says this until we actually get the underdog story and its a Benfica vs porto scrappy 1-1 in the semis with hipsters tweeting “football fell off”

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@idoxvi

3 months

0 underdog stories… this isn’t the Champions League I grew up on

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3 months

He needs to sue “jude”

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@josepparseiola

10 months

Arsenal fans liking we in this boat together😭

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@josepparseiola

1 year

Was gaslighted into thinking we got dominated lool if Sterling has iq above 20 we score 2 first half

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@elsdawg

1 year

Champions league final 2021. Porto. Man City vs Chelsea Full match 🏆

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@josepparseiola

11 months

You can defo tell he use to be a fullback

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@josepparseiola

2 months

Thats all nice but Foden did you there son

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@idoxvi

2 months

Jude Bellingham vs Manchester City (20/21) 17 years old

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@josepparseiola

2 months

His PR these days..

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@josepparseiola

7 months

😭😭😭

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@josepparseiola

10 months

We got a Foden clip to rinse for 2 years again

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@josepparseiola

5 months

This win low-key slapped harder then the final

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@RetroShirtsFC

5 months

if you start watching the fa cup final at 23:59:47, you’ll welcome in the new year with gundo smacking it top bins x

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@josepparseiola

5 months

Gallagher 8/10 every time I watch him why do chelsea fans want him flogged

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@josepparseiola

1 year

City spending discourse on the TL that’s when you know the title race is over😭😭

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@josepparseiola

2 months

@trevsenpai He was cheeks tbf but hes been playing nearly every single game of every single competion for 90 minutes for 3 years now

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@josepparseiola

10 months

@TorukMakt0_ Peep subtweet

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@josepparseiola

2 months

@AbzSemtex Snsjsj pree how focused he is

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@josepparseiola

3 months

“Nobody’s tweeting like they won”

Szoboszlord

@Szoboszlord

3 months

We saw a career end on Sunday:

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@josepparseiola

10 months

It’s too funny how Arsenal fans convinced themselves Saliba hasn’t already held 3 against us

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@josepparseiola

3 months

Defence protected??😭😭 literally every single attack it’s a 3v4

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@josepparseiola

3 months

How has this level of seandolfc coping reached their players😭😭

City Report

@cityreport_

3 months

Trent Alexander-Arnold: “Looking back on this era, although they've [ #ManCity ] won more titles than us and have probably been more successful, our trophies will mean more to us and our fanbase because of the situations at both clubs, financially. How both clubs have built their

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@josepparseiola

3 months

KDB’s was way better

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@idoxvi

3 months

Luka Modric - 2021/22 Champions League

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@josepparseiola

14 days

@rnvidss Anfield one was just embarassing

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@josepparseiola

7 months

Btw has Vini done anything of note for Brazil like anything?

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@josepparseiola

1 year

No joking Kdb would be higher in a lot of all time lists if he had cold celebrations

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@josepparseiola

8 months

Hazard left chelsea they won UCL does that make his impact to the club less valuable?

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@centrevanti

8 months

what even is KDB’s impact on this team cause they piss all over the league with or without him every time

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@josepparseiola

2 months

“Close the roof” “Wear all white” “We’re coming for revenge” to concede 3 goals is nasty work

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@josepparseiola

7 months

Foden crashed it on Mbappe and Neymar at his age😂😂😂😂

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@Iewdawg

7 months

best talent. and that includes phillip walter foden. when has he ever raised the level on his team like palmer is currently doing rn

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@josepparseiola

1 year

@enricoldn Another game KDB outperformed I’m in tears😭😭😭

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@josepparseiola

3 months

Oii yaya toure was incredibly washed😭😭

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@MCIRetro

3 months

(18 Year old) Phil Foden vs Fc Basel | Champions League R16 2nd Leg 17-18 First start at the Etihad - @PhilFoden

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@josepparseiola

2 months

Grealish turns 30 next year -Can’t dribble -Can’t score -Can’t cross -Can’t assist -Can’t beat his man 100million Pound signing.

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@josepparseiola

1 year

@OzilThings You low-key wanted him to fail so u can prove your point don’t lie😭

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@josepparseiola

4 months

Raheem7ii 12nimxo on my TL 2021

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😭😭😭😭

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1 year

@mcfcmaliv3 Tiktok hype

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1 year

@kayffkay They included friendlies for him aswell

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4 months

“Pep out” brigade

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@prettyboysikaa

4 months

Yall forget Pep can’t coach a win w/o Rodri 🙃

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1 year

@rxlfpacked His ass does not care

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@josepparseiola

11 months

When does it get too much?

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@ZakKnowsBall

11 months

Foden getting excluded from England Front 3 discussions

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@josepparseiola

1 month

We’re not dropping 2 stinkers and leaving with a undeserved pen

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@josepparseiola

10 months

@SIMBI_MUSIK Ruben Dias.

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@josepparseiola

1 year

Pablo Mari seeing himself bleeding out in a random street in Milan

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@josepparseiola

3 months

Chelsea 4-4 their players were posting ig pics like they won CL😭😭

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@josepparseiola

8 months

Nope u can’t try this we actually watch the game prick

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@LFC_ERYAN

8 months

Dominik Szoboszlai vs Tottenham

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@josepparseiola

17 days

Crying man nggas just be saying anything

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@dreezabz

17 days

One of the best midfielders in the world and has been for a few years now

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@josepparseiola

11 months

Don’t think ppl realise how far superior Ederson is with his feet in comparison to other keepers

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@fuadyabz23

11 months

@amygdala00000 yeah but onana is just as good with his feet and much better at most other things

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@josepparseiola

5 months

I tweeted dias do same thing nobody blinked city fanbase you will burn

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@dreezabz

5 months

feck man

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@josepparseiola

8 months

Quotes cooking him for not committing suicide😭

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@josepparseiola

1 year

@AStarmil 30 yard top bins he’ll jog and wave to his son

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@josepparseiola

1 year

Indians in the qrts fighting for Argentinians😭😭😭

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@josepparseiola

11 months

Look at where he collects the ball 90% of the game but he’s not a midfielder because of two game vs Arsenal at SS

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@AdamMCFC_

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@josepparseiola

3 months

You just know de bruyne is a prick in person

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@hangitinthelouv

3 months

even when he's grumpy cause of the cold, Ruben and Erling are still d*ckriding kdb, AS THEY SHOULD

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@nogrindnoresult

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@josepparseiola

1 year

This guy is so cringe deadarse treats the app like a job

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@josepparseiola

1 year

City being successful in the social media era is hilarious because I promise you if city had this exact campaign 15 years ago nobody would be tweeting nonsense like this.