@johnvvariety
john v. variety loves u EP OUT NOW
1 year
Sorry but I can’t believe this is the MK Ultra Guy. Imagine if you played a big time no snowflakes edgy guy online all the time while looking like a fictional 1990s pro wrestler named “Mr. Wuss”
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@johnvvariety
john v. variety loves u EP OUT NOW
1 year
I cannot stress how historic this big goofy dork face is to me. No one in internet history has ever led such a sect of hypernerds so aggressively while looking like so lame. Rogan is ripped. Even McInnes had a dirtbag look. This guy looks like Morrissey’s lame anglo nephew Regis
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@ohmyskeet
Prestoleon®, Empereur des Français
1 year
@johnvvariety This is so Goddamn funny lmao I'm actually chuckling still IRL
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@johnvvariety
john v. variety loves u EP OUT NOW
1 year
@ohmyskeet and mr wuss is calling his father! Mister Wuss is using a secret phone to call his dad!
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@bag_ofrocks
Gary T
1 year
@johnvvariety Pencilneck babyface wuss. The ultimate heel
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@johnvvariety
john v. variety loves u EP OUT NOW
1 year
@bag_ofrocks Legendarily despised by all fans
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@realtinylegsman
SIGMA MANLET 🆓
1 year
@johnvvariety this is the face of the man who blocked me and sent his legion of mutants after me? this seems so... anticlimactic but fitting
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@johnvvariety
john v. variety loves u EP OUT NOW
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@realtinylegsman It is unbelievable he can fool even the weakest nerd
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@LastDaysofTwit
Jarimla
1 year
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@johnvvariety
john v. variety loves u EP OUT NOW
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@ChrisDanicic
Chris Danicic
1 year
@johnvvariety Imagine this man saying “there are only two genders.”
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@johnvvariety
john v. variety loves u EP OUT NOW
1 year
@ChrisDanicic i’m seeing at least 3
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@LonestarTallBoi
@Lonestartallboi.bsky.social
1 year
@johnvvariety Imagine feeling demonic energy in house of yes circa 2021
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@uptosumpin
Lumb
1 year
@johnvvariety is there a missus wuss? 😏
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@ClwnPrncCharlie
JokerMakeupJacobite 🇮🇪🐋🐢🌹🇺🇦🇵🇸
1 year
@johnvvariety More like M.R. ultra
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@duckthing
🍗 harvester thankfulweight 🦃
1 year
@johnvvariety likes: naps, kittens hates: muscle men, loud music signature move: pillow supplex
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@DadJokeEnabler
Log Yoffe
1 year
@johnvvariety the macklemore hair gets me every time
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@Sandro_alive
Ethan Blunt
1 year
@johnvvariety Like a lesbian version of Sloth from the Goonies.
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@BigJaneway
big janeway fan
1 year
@johnvvariety He went on a blocking spree after getting ethered by the suit guy lol
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@Anna_GGG_
AnnacondaG
1 year
@johnvvariety He was never not going to look like this
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