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photographer/director/editor/cinematographer/documentarian | originally @joehendo | IG: @joehendo x @joehendophotos | email: joehendophotos @gmail .com

Detroit, MI
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BACK DOIN DISCOUNTED PHOTO SHOOTS FOR THE SEASON $75 1 HR PHOTO SHOOTS ALL SUMMER!!! COME GET YALL JUICE!
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a bisexual D1 athlete that raps and is a performance major that can also sing opera. dis nigga JP might be the most interesting man alive lol
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Talent of our generation
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also the way I found out he was bisexual was hilarious 😭 bro was on a live like “you know how you decide to crack a bad bitch, one day I decided to crack a nigga, and I’ll do that shit again” *money spread* 😂😂😂
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as a photographer, especially a male photographer, there’s a code of ethics you have to abide by when photographing women/femmes/gender queer people. there’s no rule book but i have a few things i always stick to to avoid creeping people out or creating questionable dynamics.
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i was ready to find victor sweet myself
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name a character from a tv show or movie that you think did not deserve their fate we’ll start: Bodie
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for everybody sayin “he not bi he just experimented” that’s cool, I wasn’t tryn lock him into an identity, just thought it was cool that he was open enough explore. for everyone sayin “he not D1” I don’t watch sports dog lol saw his uniform and someone commented that he was D1🤷🏾‍♂️
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actually I just watched another interview and this nigga said he would fasho crack a nigga again 😂 like I said, not tryn label him but some of y’all might just be in denial about your potential fav’s sexuality
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for one i never proposition photo shoots w/ anyone im like attracted to or want to potentially date. i’ll do it on request but i never want to conflate my personal desires w/ my artistic vision so it doesn’t even cross my mind to suggest doing a shoot as a form of flirting
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my boy was in the booth knockin shit over when he recorded this
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songs that changed history
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what’s a song where the artist was angry?
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secondly, i always make space for private outfit changes and just privacy in general. lots of photographers will make models change in front of them or won’t give them any place to separate from where the shoot is happening which is so weird
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I never touch any of the models I work w/ I almost always suggest they bring a friend or 2 a.) so they can have someone familiar help w/ any wardrobe issues and b.) for there own personal feeling of security
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thirdly, always inform the model of any environmental changes/disruptions, like if you’re going to have unexpected guests or if the heat isn’t working so it’ll be cold
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also almost forgot! I never encourage drinking or smoking at my shoots. Obviously it happens but that’s totally on the model if they want to do that. But even still I don’t partake until the shoot is over and I never present drinking as a way to “loosen up”
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in fact as a general rule of thumb I make sure not to invite people to my model shoots, unless it’s a mutual friend but having randos at your shoot is weirdo time fasho because no one wants to walk in to unexpected niggas.
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when doing nude/boudoir shoots i delete any photos that I’m not using. and the ones i do save i clear w/ the model and post them, and they really only exist in a Dropbox folder that the model has access to and wherever we posted them.
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lastly I always take breaks and offer water/food. the last thing I ever want people to feel at one of my shoots is pressure to perform.
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most of these things are assuming you have a home studio of some sort but I think they all always apply regardless of where the shoot takes place. so just be more proactive in not being a scary weirdo ass photographer
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shameless plug: I am also a photographer/director/documentarian 🤘🏾🎬📹
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😧😭
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@Geo_AW @V1N1JR I bet he thought aokiji was Lucci 😭
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nigga used to be on def jam fight for ny 😂
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Notorious BIG at Jacob & Co (1994)
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@mynameisricktho @whoistrip @ElBarcoEbrio @dadrewman11 @Bornakang actually that’s a Collin’s glass, literally designed for iced cocktails. If this drink was made w/ no ice, they’d likely put it in a coupe/martini glass. Also that hand cut singular long ice cube keeps your drink from getting watered down the way normal ice cubes would
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niggas at the function: who got a wood? me: *pulling out a pack of banana backwoods* you want some nanners?
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one mo lil clip from this film just cause lol
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every major fast food restaurant suddenly poppin out w/ all these amazing sounding deals/specials is directly connected to the boycott and Gaza. please don’t fall for this shit y’all
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Best thing from Wendy’s
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when you say “Detroit” in the mirror 3 times
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i realized the secret to managing social anxiety is to try n accept that no one is thinking about you and what you doin that much 😭
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@jiggynojutsu ay this a serious topic but I’m ngl this a funny ass response 😭
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this video just reminded me how Drake in 2010 was just tryna be big sean lol
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took some photos for my job today
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niggas don’t got beef like this no more
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@nvertedleftback @mynameisricktho @whoistrip @ElBarcoEbrio @dadrewman11 @Bornakang Lmao exactly she talmbout she want it w/o the ice. bro finna come back w/ the same amount in a diff glass 😂😂😂
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finally watchin moonknight
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I’m old enough to remember the original iPod shuffle was a flash drive w/ a headphone jack
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@RaineyOvalle feel like the conversations around this always stem from a place of “wearing dresses in movies de-masculizes the black man” when really it should be from a place of “why are these comedians obsessed w/ mocking black women through these caricatures?”
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don’t hand me the aux cause I’m gon play goth pound town
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knocked a white man out in New Orleans last night. the negro supercharge I needed.
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just shot portraits of my cousin @__Martinae for her birthday and they came out great. this my favorite one
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did some quick work w/ @SpaceKittyLex last night. these turned out so good 🤩
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“the indigenous hair style hit the community like BBL’s. Bring back the haircut named after Julius Caesar!” that don’t sound crazy to y’all?
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Locs hit the community like BBL’s. Bring back waves!!
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“just to go to the bodega”
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ngl I saw this n my first thought was @ETHEEEREAL lol
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rip mom
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caught dat hoe in 4Kski
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niggas smokin creampies
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laly 🧘🏽‍♀️
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good 🍩s
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some photos i can’t believe i forgot to post holy shit lol
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💖🥹
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kings of comedy ass suit
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Daniel Kaluuya | 2023 #RocNationBrunch
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put this song in my veins
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real shooter
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some shots of the guy @zackfox
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blessin the tl w/ some b&w footage of @idee_fixe_ playing harp in 4Kski
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Batman be on some other shit sometimes
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ay this some heat @father
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rolled up a lil catnip for my niggas
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AY YALL! I’m finally movin out them funky ass lofts! Gonna be moving out at the end of the month so I’m gonna throw a big ass party on Saturday April 27th! 727 W Grand Blvd Detroit MI 48216! Will post the apartment number as I get more of my shit outta there but please come thru!
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WALL II WALL @ EL CLUB
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bought this homeless dude a pack of newports and w/ all the sincerity in his heart he gave me this bag of “weed”
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bless up gramps 🤘🏾
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BREAKING: The Spinners headed to Rock & Roll Hall of Fame, becoming 21st Detroit artist inducted
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i just got in my car, and my phone think it knows me 🤨
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as a nigga who be hikin this is way too accurate 😭 do they only do this w/ black people??
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I’m wheezing laughing
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don’t let pinkpantheress see this
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Saw something absolutely terrifying at urban outfitters today.
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white people gotta stop tryn prove how much they fw us. put yo energy into hating other white people. that’s y’all new mission 😂
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ngl i be cookin up these lil food pics for my job fr
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Post a random food picture from your gallery.
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very excited but also still slightly disappointed that they started using big name actors. part of black mirrors charm was that all the characters felt like regular everyday people which made the stories seems eerily relatable/realistic
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Black Mirror Season 6 — FIRST LOOK:
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@earlxsweat graffiti gone be in the toilet later
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If a killer told you to do a dance or he’s killing you, what dance are you doing?
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i damn near had to buy new fingers to learn this shit but im so happy I did cause this shit fun as hell to play. bullet in the head - RATM
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shots from last night
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as a child losing my parents used to be my biggest fear in the world. now that I’ve lost both of them I’m just thankful for the time I had w/ them. and im happy that they can be together now cause I know how much my mom missed my dad.
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stumbling upon this on shrooms would break me
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Tamas Kalman owns and operates Octopus Kites, an online store that sells giant high-quality handmade, yes, octopus kites. Each kite is 15 meters long and amazing to watch
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y’all be lettin the rats call y’all “nigga” too!!
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ngl this objectively funny. horny ass song. bein unapologetically horny on stage. then bringin audience members up to do the horny dance w/ you 😭
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They Said It Wouldn’t Work 🤣 #SLUTSZN
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on top of the fact that black mirror using a less recognizable cast gave us some AMAZING lesser known black actors who are stars now
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niggas think they on tekken 😭
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it’s crazy that when someone says “gender neutral bathroom” people immediately jump to the idea of a big room w/ different genders in it, as opposed to say a series of individual single toilet rooms.
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ay if you got a problem w/ @actuallymae speakin out on her abuser im clownin you. shit i might even knock one of y’all niggas out.
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white photographers really be gettin off w/ portfolios full of photos of tattooed white girls w/ undercuts at golden hour in the middle of some overgrown grass, or the same white girls doing boudoir shoots in black n white on a hardwood floor or a random hallway
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this picture too pure lol
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i say it time n time again. this is the original ‘Get Out’ almost all the themes that made ‘Get Out’ what it was were present in this movie lol
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On this day in 2002, “Undercover Brother” premiered grossing $41M off a $25M budget
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got some good shit this weekend
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this so silly cause you go into any fine dining restaurant and I guarantee one of the cooks who made your food was a dish washer the week before 😭😂
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Yall need to quit calling yallselves chefs, you’re a nigga that cooks.
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more from halloween
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swear i just need like $50,000 right now and my life would be so straight
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bitch im art
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drakes biggest advantage in all this is the overwhelmingly massive harem of dick suckers he’s acquired over the years.
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I realized the dark truth is probably that turning the lights on in the car meant that the police could see a bunch of black people inside. So it was prolly just a quick lie for safety/precaution
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I was told as a kid that having this light while driving was illegal 😭😭
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dr weirds lab was in “belle isle asylum”
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just got the craziest shirt lol
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ain’t never seen a nigga so lost
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@Poisonneus Um I genuinely think you took this part of the thread out of context. I’ve shot multiple photos of people I am attracted to. And will again if I am booked by said person. The point I was making is that I don’t use photo shoots as a way to flirt.
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