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nah, i feel like this is a very valid argument.

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if you can “smell” rain, you country as hell

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4 years

anyone else say “shut yo ass up” before skipping a youtube add??😂

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nobody: nicki minaj:

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3 years

credit karma: “your credit score is 800” car dealerships: “ma’am. your shit is 325”

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3 years

once you stop drinking sodas, you’ll never go back

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5 months

we had 24 hr walmarts & $1 mcchickens. we had it all.

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3 months

i’m a girl... of course i shower in boiling hot water

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1 month

no one at all: state troopers:

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3 years

i be like “omg, i have so much to do” and lay down

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1 year

this girl on tiktok said she’s dying from kidney failure because she held her pee so much and her kidneys died. i think this should be known since schools and some jobs don’t allow you to use the bathroom whenever you actually need to use it.

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2 years

me rolling up before thanksgiving dinner

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3 years

open a hotel for weed smokers & call it swisha suites

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2 years

beefing with your significant other is the worst. like bro, you my only friend 😭 stop pissing me off

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3 years

facetime needs subtitles, i can’t hear for shit.

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3 months

why tf do i keep getting texts talking bout the USPS package arrived at the warehouse😭😭

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4 months

i know what i saw.

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8 months

“you think you all that and a bag of chips, huh?” me:

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3 years

LTE do not be LTEing

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2 years

me when the maintenance man comes & my man not home

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4 years

nobody: my mask:

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10 months

i love this shit

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2 years

“why you so wet?”.. bc i’m obviously in love with you

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3 months

me when i hit my limit & go nonverbal

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1 year

can somebody explain october in the year 1582? time is not real.

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2 years

nutting together is a love language

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4 years

release the trailer first

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1 year

*me getting my oil changed* mechanic: “we’ve also notice that—“ me:

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15 days

me anytime the sky looks pretty:

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2 years

when your man is just laying there, minding his business

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2 months

i was making dinner while me and my man were arguing and this nigga said “you can just stop cooking cus ion want no hate in my food” 😭😭😭 YALL

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3 years

the final boss

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4 years

you ever got a text and said “yo leave me alone” out loud?

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me checking to see if my ass got fatter after doing only 5 squats

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3 years

“damn why you so wet?” first of all i love you

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4 years

if “fuck them kids” was a person

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4 years

this pen look like it could open a portal

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4 years

i’m sick of tyler perry 😭

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4 months

i be in the house like i’m on probation

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4 years

let’s not forget about TAMLA HORSFORD, who went to an adult sleepover in Forsyth, GA with 7 white women, 3 white men and was found dead and beaten the next morning. a murder investigation was NEVER conducted. this happened in November of 2018.

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9 months

me & my boo after a glass of wine

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2 years

every time he gets a fresh cut

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2 years

our generation is the reason why these got taken out of grocery stores 😭💀

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11 months

somebody said she looks like the titan that ate eren’s mom😭

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4 years

communicating instead of ignoring & ghosting >>>

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4 months

pls get tested regularly and don’t just sleep with anybody. shits scary, i feel so bad for those women

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4 years

LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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3 years

i love drinking water but using the bathroom every 3 seconds ain’t it

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11 months

once an 18 wheeler is next to me idgaf what the speed limit is. i gotta go😂

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4 years

they really could’ve just said “pistachio ice cream” 😭😭

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3 years

girls be dming me talking bout “hey girl💕” and i be thinking i’m finna make a new friend but NO they just wanna scam me 😭

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1 year

these jobs are not worth your mental health man.

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8 months

black people when we feel sick:

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4 years

sex is so much better when there’s built up tension 😩

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5 months

i love looking at myself after i’ve moisturized. like… look at you.. you sexy glazed bitch.

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8 months

me forcing my man to do everything with me

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1 year

for context!

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1 year

i’ll take this over candy any day

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9 months

being slutted out by the person you’re deeply in love with just hit different

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3 years

all i do is work, come home, blink & then i’m right back at work again

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3 years

my body is overdue for tattoos

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11 months

how tf you get 9G???

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Bro Elon give us quote tweets back now.😭

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5 months

you do not need to vent to your friends. find another outlet.

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as you get older what do you realize ?

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me omw to steal another car in GTA

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3 years

i’m not tatted enough

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me getting ready to annoy my favorite person as soon as they wake up

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when i grab his butt and he tells me to stop

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me as soon as my man get out the car

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3 years

“you smell good” .. ok then fuck me

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3 years

to survive on twitter, you literally gotta not give a fuck about what ppl say or think😂

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my mom’s a breast cancer survivor💗 so proud of her🥺💗

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3 years

when somebody bad ass kid start touching my belongings

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1 year

orgasms definitely hit different when they tell you to cum for them

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10 months

me after getting my hair braided for 7 hours straight

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me after walking from my house to my car

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2 years

me this morning

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3 years

$15/$16 an hour ain’t shit

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2 years

i love asking “are u dumb?” in arguments. it just adds a lil razzle dazzle

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3 years

@ThegirlJT my little brother don’t give af either 😵‍💫

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9 months

my septum piercing whenever i’m trying to get someone to take me seriously:

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3 years

did you forge your parents signature in school or were you too pussy?

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2 years

backshots in the mirror >>>>

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11 months

i need this cherry blossom counter top in my life 😩

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8 months

me & my friends pre gaming before the function:

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1 month

nobody talks about the angry stage of healing. the rage you feel when you realize how much and how long you were taken advantage of. the absolute disgust you may feel towards those people that harmed, mislead, took advantage of, or abused you.

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adults seemed way more adultier when i was a kid

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