For those academics who follow me (physics, maths, computer science, engineering etc) please spread the word that our new MSc in Applied Quantum Computing, which I am Programme Lead on, is now fully validated and running, with first intake in September: .
I tweet about physics, but I can't avoid today's headlines: the neo-fascist, Steve Bannon, advises our future PM, and domestic violence is apparently not an issue that should concern us or get in the way of said future PM's ambitions. What the hell is wrong with people?
I’m sad to say that for anyone who has enjoyed my BBC4 tv docs over the years (and loads of other excellent programming) I’m afraid that due to budget cuts BBC4 TV will be no more. The channel is moving entirely online. So long, and thanks for all the fish.
Too many people, when they say ‘we have to learn to live with Covid’, seem to think it means we can go back to behaving the way we did before Covid. That’s not what it means.
Credit where it’s due.
@BBCr4today
had an item on climate change this morning and didn’t feel the need to have a denier on in the name of ‘balance’. Both contributors agreed it was happening and each had something intelligent to say. No conflict required.
As a patron of
@UKMetric
I've just been on BBC News arguing against the jingoistic, populist plans by the Gov to bring back Imperial measures. Celebrating the Jubilee should be an opportunity to showcase Britain as a progressive and advanced nation, not one stuck in the past.
All the while such stupidity persists it has to countered. Toss a coin once and you won’t know if it’ll be heads or tails (weather: will it rain next week?) but after 1000 tosses you know half will be heads (climate: longer range average trend).
Matt goes to the heart of it. With current measurement technology and state-of-the-art computers it is still impossible to predict the weather more than a few days ahead. Yet these same people, with the same technology, think they can model long term climate change. They can't.
When I was a student in the 80s, UK politics was polarised bet left & right. Then came two decades of middle-of-the-road politics. Now it seems the whole of the Western World (eg US, UK, Australia, Italy..) is polarised as never before: divided into ‘decent people’ vs ‘fuckwits’.
It isn’t so much that those entrusted to run our country have demonstrated such dishonesty and morally bankruptcy. Sadly, we’ve known this for some time. No it’s that they are revealed as such dim-witted, incompetent intellectual minnows.
U.K. newspaper headlines this morning all shouting “Masks are Back” on public transport and in shops. But for many of us nothing has changed!
No doubt many will be outraged by this minor inconvenience because “masks don’t work”. Also, Earth is flat and we never went to moon.
Just spent an enjoyable hour on Twitter watching some good folk (mainly in US) claiming theirs arms are magnetised due to the vaccine, presumably because of the chip. We haven't developed a vaccine against stupid yet.
Why do some people have a problem with the pulling down of the Colston statue? This is not erasing history, it's saying we do not wish to glorify or celebrate its darker side. Surely, that's not hard to understand.
Need to update the questions in my first year tutorial class:
Q: list a few important discoveries in astronomy in your lifetime
One Answ: the 1998 discovery that universe expansion is accelerating
Students: but that was before we were born.
Bloody hell.
I’m getting very fed up with this use of students as a political football, being blamed for everything, as though somehow they are all irresponsible – rather than, hmm let me see, those libertarian demonstrators in London yesterday.
If I were to ask you: what is 6% of 33? How many of you would immediately say: “well, it’s the same as 33% of 6, which is 2 (one third of 6)” ? It’s insane that such an obvious and simple bit of maths is so little known - as in, IT HAD NEVER OCCURRED TO ME, EITHER!
Starting today, as I now have more free time, I'm dedicating an hour each day to answering your physics questions. Whatever age you are, however profound or silly you think the question is, tweet me and I'll try to answer. It may not be immediate as I'll do them in one sitting.
If you’ve run out of Christmas leftovers, can’t be bothered to cook and fancy getting a pizza takeaway, just remember that one 18” pizza is larger than two 12” ones.
So, my wife went for her scheduled mammogram and the female radiologist (who turns out to be a big fan of your truly) sees the name: “Al-Khalili…Al-Khalili… oh my God, you’re not Jim Al-Khalili’s daughter are you?” Needless to say, Mrs A-K is friggin’ loving it.
I feel absolutely delighted and honoured to have been elected a Fellow of the
@royalsociety
(the pinnacle of my scientific career). And I'm in wonderful company this year with, among others,
@elonmusk
@demishassabis
@ScotSciChief
and
@CERN
DG Fabiola Gianotti. Just wow!!
I've spent four decades studying, thinking about and using quantum mechanics, and every day my knowledge and understanding of the subject grow.
And yet I am just as confused by it as ever.
It's not fair.
My TV 3-parters like Atom, or on Chemistry and Electricity, or 2-parters like Order & Disorder and Everything &Nothing were all made for BBC4. The BBC no longer commissions such programmes, which are deemed too highbrow, misjudging the intelligence of its audience.
Expelling Alastair Campbell from the Labour Party for voting LibDem in the Euro elections doesn't sound like a very intelligent way to coax back the hundreds of thousands of voters who also defected to LibDems and Greens.
How delicious that Canadian laser physicist Donna Strickland shares this year's Physics
#NobelPrize
, just days after those ridiculous misogynistic comments made at a conference at CERN about women in physics.
Today was a proud day. I signed the
@royalsociety
fellows book – the same one that’s been signed by fellows for over 350 years and contains signatures of Hooke (bottom of page on left) and Newton top half of page on right). Ultimate honour for a scientist.
Important Twitter announcement: I have a new two-part tv doc coming soon (May) to BBC4. It’s called Secrets of Size: Atoms to Supergalaxies, and is rather good, though I say so myself.
Someone on Twitter asked me the other day if I could compose a tweet thread explaining the famous quantum measurement problem. Since I am off work for a few days I thought I’d take up the challenge. So, here goes: quantum measurement in 22 tweets… 1/22
Ladies and Gentlemen, this image is going to be in all future astronomy textbooks: the first picture ever seen of a real black hole. It's a 'supermassive black hole' at the centre of one of the biggest galaxies in the Universe (Messier 87). Just, wow!
Scientists have obtained the first image of a black hole, using Event Horizon Telescope observations of the center of the galaxy M87. The image shows a bright ring formed as light bends in the intense gravity around a black hole that is 6.5 billion times more massive than the Sun
“For me, it is far better to grasp the Universe as it really is than to persist in delusion, however satisfying and reassuring.” – The Demon-Haunted World
Happy birthday Carl Sagan (1934–1996).
This is fun. Not only does each block change shape twice a cycle but if you follow the surface facing the centre on one block you’ll see it switch position as it goes round.
This morning, the Universe really does feel a little lonelier. I’m saddened to my core to hear that Stephen Hawking is no longer with us – a great man who achieve so much and inspired so many.
Reassured that there have been "three hundred thousand, thirty four, nine hundred and seventy four thousand" tests carried out so far.
Far less reassured by Priti Patel's grasp of numbers
Nice animation of a Tusi couple. Invented by a 13th c Persian astronomer who lived in a mountain fortress with the original ‘assassins’
#stuffyoumightfindinteresting
Met my two final year project students for first time. They discussed coding in Python or Mathematica (which they're familiar with). "Good", said one of them, "as long as it's not that ancient language I can't remember the name of. Has an 'f' and 't' in it I think"
Did you know that subatomic particles can rearrange themselves within an atomic nucleus in a zeptosecond (a billionth of a trillionth of a sec) and you can fit more zeptoseconds into the blink of an eye than you can blinks of an eye within the age of the universe. Nice, eh?
Truss argues that redistribution stifles economic growth. Even if that can be argued on some economic theory grounds, to suggest that it’s ‘fair’ is utterly wrong on moral grounds at a time when so many in society are struggling. I find this view abhorrent.
Liz Truss says “it’s fair” that the richest people will benefit the most from her tax cuts.
“To look at everything through the lens of redistribution, I believe is wrong.”
As a 'renowned world expert' on quantum biology, quantum entanglement and relativistic time dilation, I can say, categorically, that if you spend £339 on a 5GBioShield then you're an utter numpty.
1/6 A quick look at Twitter this morning and I see the conspiracy theorists are getting shoutier. So I wanted to share a few thoughts. I know it's pointless to argue against a conspiracy theorist, but consider this:
Got an email from someone claiming to have psychic abilities and who wants to meet me to discuss it ‘scientifically’.
Mrs A-K suggested I agree to meet him provided he send me details of time and place telepathically only.
She is wise woman.
A friend in Southampton had a leaflet through the door from an insidious group called Lockdown Sceptics. She showed it to me. A classic mix of disinformation, conspiracy theory, confirmation bias, warped ideology and Dunning-Kruger effect. These people are nasty and dangerous.
This sort of scene can renew one's faith in humanity. In a civilized country with a decent, grown-up leader (rare these days), they march in support of people they've never met on the other side of planet.
To those who say I live in an echo chamber I say mine is the entire visible universe (90 billion light years across) and those who disagree with me live in bubbles enclosed within event horizons from which no intelligence can ever escape. Yeah, physicists can dish it out too. 😊
Outside of science, acknowledging mistakes and changing one’s mind is often regarded as weakness when it’s really a strength. Nowadays, acknowledging that many issues are complex with both sides of a debate having a point is called sitting on the fence and also seen as weakness.
What a shameful and frankly stupid and divisive statement by the Archbishop of Canterbury. How dare he claim that in ‘schools that are not of a religious character, confidence in any personal sense of ultimate values has diminished’? Makes me very cross, it does.
ICYMI: This morning, the Archbishop of Canterbury attacked the values of non-religious people and suggested that only church schools could promote genuine moral values.
He said this immediately after telling a lie.
Twitter isn't usually the forum for nuanced arguments. We know this. But every now and then a tweet states something so blatently obvious that it's hard to imagine any comeback.
Finding it difficult to hold it together while choosing a song for daughter to walk down the aisle to. Goodness knows how I'm going to cope when I walk her down for real next month. I'll try to solve some equation in my head or I'll be reduced to a blubbering fool.
The job is especially tough when dangerous, powerful fools don't even understand the difference between weather and climate – something even schoolchildren know.
Chat with cab driver just now ends in the usual way: “oh, you must know that Brian Cox chap”.
My usual response is “yeah, he may look like a decent guy on telly but if you knew him..”
This is quite remarkable. And yet Andromeda, our near neighbour galaxy, is so far away that what we see in the sky is light that left it 2.5 million years ago - long before human existence.
The Andromeda galaxy is 6 times bigger in the sky than the full Moon: it's just too dim to clearly see it with the naked eye.
This composite image shows what it would look like at night if it was just brighter.
[📸 Tom Buckley-Houston]
With record temperatures and other extreme weather events becoming evermore common globally, are there still those who would deny anthropogenic climate change? Sadly, ideology can be so powerful it trumps evidence, however compelling. Cognitive dissonance is an insidious trait.
Meanwhile, the vast majority of students - particularly thousands of 18 year-olds away from home for the first time - are increasingly stressed and fed-up with being scapegoated and blamed, when they ARE wearing masks, social distancing and doing their best to cope.
Today's guest on the Life Scientific left school at 16. A decade later, as a single mum in a women's refuge with 3 young children, she returned to education. Now she's a prof of computer science and one of the most inspiring women in STEM. Meet
@Dr_Black
With all the news of Twitter’s potential implosion - and
#RIPTwitter
trending worldwide - I guess I should say my goodbyes just in case. I have more important stuff this weekend anyway (son getting married!) so in case I don’t get the chance: be excellent to each other. ❤️🙏
Sitting in the garden with a glass of red wine and one of Iain M Banks' Culture series books and felt had to share this genius phrase I just read: the most effusive 'thank you':
"My gratitude extends beyond the limits of my capacity to express it".
Must use this sometime.
You know how when you see shite on Twitter and checkout the profile of the tweeter you get recommendations for similar accounts to follow? This one suggested Uri Geller, GBNews, Katie Hopkins and Julia Hartley-Brewer.
It’s like there’s a club for nutters.
Physicist Brian Catt says people "do not need to panic" over man made climate change.
"What is happening now is almost totally normal."
@ticerichard
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@catandman
Although I’ve written about measurement of earth’s circumference (by Eratosthenes, Biruni and others) in more detail than this, Sagan’s sheer explanatory brilliance is a joy.
Fascism is still on the rise, the leader of the free world is a joke, the UK has its most incompetent gov in living memory and far too many people seem to lack basic decency and humanity. And Twitter is just as shouty and unpleasant as ever. Happy 2019 everyone.
Climate change is real and we must not give credibility to those who deny it. When there’s a round-the-world yacht race we don’t hear flat-earthers given airtime warning of the dangers of sailing off the edge. | Letters
It's hard to keep positive when bleak news keeps coming, and it's understandable that fear and frustration translate into blame and recrimination. But as a scientist and a humanist I still have faith in humanity's ability, ingenuity and spirit to get through these dark times.
Some may try to appeal to population distribution differences or 'what about Italy' arguments, but the fact is the UK has roughly 1% of the world's population, but ten times that fraction (10%) of the world's Covid-19 fatalities. Shocking and tragic.
A perusal of my Twitter stream confirms that social media is divided into angry shouters so full of self-righteous certainty that their views are correct they don't hesitate to pile in, and those too scared to express any serious opinion at all so keep their posts light & neutral
As if we didn't have enough problems to deal with. This is an utterly pointless distraction. What's next? A decree that we must greet each other with "Blessed be the fruit"?
Hope I’m not the only one puzzled and frustrated that mainstream media didn’t cover yesterday’s big NHS rally. If you don’t know what I’m talking about then that’s my point.
#FundOurNHS
For 30 years I’ve given a popular science schools talk about the possibility of time travel, lightheartedly joking that maybe there are no travellers from the future because no one wants to come back to visit this time. I’d like to live in a time when I don’t need to say that.
Ah, memories of when my research was done with pen and paper, books and a blackboard. No computer on the desk. This was the very same office at the Niels Bohr Institute in Copenhagen where Heisenberg hatched his famous uncertainty principle in 1927. Also, I had very hairy arms.
This galaxy is so far away that it’s light has been travelling to us for 13.4 billion years. We’re setting it as it was just 400 million years after Big Bang. But because of expansion of space it is actually now 32 billion light years away!
Been through my office phone’s 27 messages (it’s set to go automatically to voicemail). Here’s why I do this: 26 of the messages are from one guy who is accusing me of building a dark matter bomb AND promoting the wrong theory of cosmology. Sounds harmless if a little disturbed.
Thought for the Day (feel free to apply where appropriate):
"NEVER ATTRIBUTE TO MALICE THAT WHICH IS ADEQUATELY EXPLAINED BY STUPIDITY."
(known as Hanlon's razor)
Well, that’s me convinced. And if he tells me his granny smoked 40 a day from the age of 11 and lived to be 100 I’d be back on the Marlboro Reds in a flash.
It must be quite embarrassing for climate change sceptics to have such a dimwitted cheerleader.
🚨Breaking🚨
Have finally made contact with my 84 year old dad in Greece. He made it from his room to the sea at approximately 11 am. He proceeded to have a short dip and then read a book on a sun lounger for a while. He did mention something about a light breeze. One hopes this…
My passion for science comes from the thrill of learning something new about the world, far more than the smugness of already knowing. I hope I never get to the point where I feel I know all I need to know.