Jim Al-Khalili Profile Banner
Jim Al-Khalili Profile
Jim Al-Khalili

@jimalkhalili

191,288
Followers
326
Following
731
Media
22,022
Statuses

Prof Jim Al-Khalili CBE FRS HonFREng @UniofSurrey Distinguished Chair in theoretical physics, author, broadcaster, humanist. "Affable Egghead" (Sunday Times).

University of Surrey
Joined January 2010
Don't wanna be here? Send us removal request.
Pinned Tweet
@jimalkhalili
Jim Al-Khalili
3 months
For those academics who follow me (physics, maths, computer science, engineering etc) please spread the word that our new MSc in Applied Quantum Computing, which I am Programme Lead on, is now fully validated and running, with first intake in September: .
21
49
140
@jimalkhalili
Jim Al-Khalili
5 years
I tweet about physics, but I can't avoid today's headlines: the neo-fascist, Steve Bannon, advises our future PM, and domestic violence is apparently not an issue that should concern us or get in the way of said future PM's ambitions. What the hell is wrong with people?
668
8K
26K
@jimalkhalili
Jim Al-Khalili
2 years
I’m sad to say that for anyone who has enjoyed my BBC4 tv docs over the years (and loads of other excellent programming) I’m afraid that due to budget cuts BBC4 TV will be no more. The channel is moving entirely online. So long, and thanks for all the fish.
1K
1K
13K
@jimalkhalili
Jim Al-Khalili
2 years
Too many people, when they say ‘we have to learn to live with Covid’, seem to think it means we can go back to behaving the way we did before Covid. That’s not what it means.
238
1K
9K
@jimalkhalili
Jim Al-Khalili
6 years
Credit where it’s due. @BBCr4today had an item on climate change this morning and didn’t feel the need to have a denier on in the name of ‘balance’. Both contributors agreed it was happening and each had something intelligent to say. No conflict required.
194
1K
8K
@jimalkhalili
Jim Al-Khalili
2 years
As a patron of @UKMetric I've just been on BBC News arguing against the jingoistic, populist plans by the Gov to bring back Imperial measures. Celebrating the Jubilee should be an opportunity to showcase Britain as a progressive and advanced nation, not one stuck in the past.
297
885
8K
@jimalkhalili
Jim Al-Khalili
9 months
All the while such stupidity persists it has to countered. Toss a coin once and you won’t know if it’ll be heads or tails (weather: will it rain next week?) but after 1000 tosses you know half will be heads (climate: longer range average trend).
@hughosmond
Hugh Osmond
10 months
Matt goes to the heart of it. With current measurement technology and state-of-the-art computers it is still impossible to predict the weather more than a few days ahead. Yet these same people, with the same technology, think they can model long term climate change. They can't.
Tweet media one
567
114
474
267
1K
6K
@jimalkhalili
Jim Al-Khalili
2 years
Earlier today: at Windsor Castle with Julie, to pick up my CBE. A lovely day.
Tweet media one
305
109
6K
@jimalkhalili
Jim Al-Khalili
6 years
When I was a student in the 80s, UK politics was polarised bet left & right. Then came two decades of middle-of-the-road politics. Now it seems the whole of the Western World (eg US, UK, Australia, Italy..) is polarised as never before: divided into ‘decent people’ vs ‘fuckwits’.
196
1K
5K
@jimalkhalili
Jim Al-Khalili
1 year
It isn’t so much that those entrusted to run our country have demonstrated such dishonesty and morally bankruptcy. Sadly, we’ve known this for some time. No it’s that they are revealed as such dim-witted, incompetent intellectual minnows.
175
1K
5K
@jimalkhalili
Jim Al-Khalili
2 years
U.K. newspaper headlines this morning all shouting “Masks are Back” on public transport and in shops. But for many of us nothing has changed! No doubt many will be outraged by this minor inconvenience because “masks don’t work”. Also, Earth is flat and we never went to moon.
120
590
5K
@jimalkhalili
Jim Al-Khalili
2 years
Another optical illusion for you. The balls behind the horizontal lines are all the same colour. 🤨
Tweet media one
157
942
5K
@jimalkhalili
Jim Al-Khalili
7 years
For @BBCr4today to bring on Lord Lawson 'in the name of balance' on climate change is both ignorant and irresponsible. Shame on you.
215
2K
4K
@jimalkhalili
Jim Al-Khalili
7 years
Tweet media one
28
2K
4K
@jimalkhalili
Jim Al-Khalili
2 years
Tweet media one
160
660
4K
@jimalkhalili
Jim Al-Khalili
3 years
Just spent an enjoyable hour on Twitter watching some good folk (mainly in US) claiming theirs arms are magnetised due to the vaccine, presumably because of the chip. We haven't developed a vaccine against stupid yet.
216
417
4K
@jimalkhalili
Jim Al-Khalili
4 years
Why do some people have a problem with the pulling down of the Colston statue? This is not erasing history, it's saying we do not wish to glorify or celebrate its darker side. Surely, that's not hard to understand.
208
429
4K
@jimalkhalili
Jim Al-Khalili
5 years
I wonder if there's a flat-earth explanation for this. 🤪
210
688
4K
@jimalkhalili
Jim Al-Khalili
6 years
Need to update the questions in my first year tutorial class: Q: list a few important discoveries in astronomy in your lifetime One Answ: the 1998 discovery that universe expansion is accelerating Students: but that was before we were born. Bloody hell.
116
561
4K
@jimalkhalili
Jim Al-Khalili
4 years
I’m getting very fed up with this use of students as a political football, being blamed for everything, as though somehow they are all irresponsible – rather than, hmm let me see, those libertarian demonstrators in London yesterday.
52
624
3K
@jimalkhalili
Jim Al-Khalili
4 years
If I were to ask you: what is 6% of 33? How many of you would immediately say: “well, it’s the same as 33% of 6, which is 2 (one third of 6)” ? It’s insane that such an obvious and simple bit of maths is so little known - as in, IT HAD NEVER OCCURRED TO ME, EITHER!
@Quasilocal
Steve McCormick
4 years
Kids in school: "I don't care about math. When will I ever need to know this?!" 48,800 of those same kids as adults:
Tweet media one
42
228
930
176
763
3K
@jimalkhalili
Jim Al-Khalili
4 years
Starting today, as I now have more free time, I'm dedicating an hour each day to answering your physics questions. Whatever age you are, however profound or silly you think the question is, tweet me and I'll try to answer. It may not be immediate as I'll do them in one sitting.
841
858
3K
@jimalkhalili
Jim Al-Khalili
4 years
People of Twitter, try spending less time shouting, arguing and getting digs in at each other and a bit more time being nice. You'll feel happier.
109
343
3K
@jimalkhalili
Jim Al-Khalili
2 years
If you’ve run out of Christmas leftovers, can’t be bothered to cook and fancy getting a pizza takeaway, just remember that one 18” pizza is larger than two 12” ones.
133
360
3K
@jimalkhalili
Jim Al-Khalili
2 years
So, my wife went for her scheduled mammogram and the female radiologist (who turns out to be a big fan of your truly) sees the name: “Al-Khalili…Al-Khalili… oh my God, you’re not Jim Al-Khalili’s daughter are you?” Needless to say, Mrs A-K is friggin’ loving it.
81
46
3K
@jimalkhalili
Jim Al-Khalili
6 years
I feel absolutely delighted and honoured to have been elected a Fellow of the @royalsociety (the pinnacle of my scientific career). And I'm in wonderful company this year with, among others, @elonmusk @demishassabis @ScotSciChief and @CERN DG Fabiola Gianotti. Just wow!!
@royalsociety
The Royal Society
6 years
Announcing our newly elected Fellows - leading scientists from across the world #RSFellows
Tweet media one
Tweet media two
Tweet media three
Tweet media four
27
291
936
268
222
3K
@jimalkhalili
Jim Al-Khalili
3 years
I've spent four decades studying, thinking about and using quantum mechanics, and every day my knowledge and understanding of the subject grow. And yet I am just as confused by it as ever. It's not fair.
232
207
3K
@jimalkhalili
Jim Al-Khalili
9 months
My TV 3-parters like Atom, or on Chemistry and Electricity, or 2-parters like Order & Disorder and Everything &Nothing were all made for BBC4. The BBC no longer commissions such programmes, which are deemed too highbrow, misjudging the intelligence of its audience.
@ajkirby01
Andrew Kirby
9 months
@jimalkhalili When will see the like of it again? BBC factual programming seems to have died
5
9
83
361
615
3K
@jimalkhalili
Jim Al-Khalili
5 years
Expelling Alastair Campbell from the Labour Party for voting LibDem in the Euro elections doesn't sound like a very intelligent way to coax back the hundreds of thousands of voters who also defected to LibDems and Greens.
119
418
3K
@jimalkhalili
Jim Al-Khalili
6 years
How delicious that Canadian laser physicist Donna Strickland shares this year's Physics #NobelPrize , just days after those ridiculous misogynistic comments made at a conference at CERN about women in physics.
44
699
3K
@jimalkhalili
Jim Al-Khalili
8 years
Sad and shocked this morning. Presumably as an immigrant I should hand my job back to whoever it is I took it from. A victory for xenophobia
294
2K
3K
@jimalkhalili
Jim Al-Khalili
6 years
Today was a proud day. I signed the @royalsociety fellows book – the same one that’s been signed by fellows for over 350 years and contains signatures of Hooke (bottom of page on left) and Newton top half of page on right). Ultimate honour for a scientist.
Tweet media one
Tweet media two
151
182
3K
@jimalkhalili
Jim Al-Khalili
5 years
My first computer (and I had the 16K RAM attachment. Yeah, baby!)
Tweet media one
430
154
3K
@jimalkhalili
Jim Al-Khalili
1 year
I just asked ChatGPT to write me a poem on the two-slit experiment in quantum mechanics in the style of Robert Burns. My work on this earth is done.
Tweet media one
143
459
3K
@jimalkhalili
Jim Al-Khalili
2 years
Important Twitter announcement: I have a new two-part tv doc coming soon (May) to BBC4. It’s called Secrets of Size: Atoms to Supergalaxies, and is rather good, though I say so myself.
97
203
3K
@jimalkhalili
Jim Al-Khalili
1 year
Someone on Twitter asked me the other day if I could compose a tweet thread explaining the famous quantum measurement problem. Since I am off work for a few days I thought I’d take up the challenge. So, here goes: quantum measurement in 22 tweets… 1/22
103
473
2K
@jimalkhalili
Jim Al-Khalili
7 years
Stop messing with my head.
Tweet media one
61
2K
2K
@jimalkhalili
Jim Al-Khalili
5 years
Ladies and Gentlemen, this image is going to be in all future astronomy textbooks: the first picture ever seen of a real black hole. It's a 'supermassive black hole' at the centre of one of the biggest galaxies in the Universe (Messier 87). Just, wow!
@ehtelescope
Event Horizon 'Scope
5 years
Scientists have obtained the first image of a black hole, using Event Horizon Telescope observations of the center of the galaxy M87. The image shows a bright ring formed as light bends in the intense gravity around a black hole that is 6.5 billion times more massive than the Sun
Tweet media one
2K
53K
107K
57
694
2K
@jimalkhalili
Jim Al-Khalili
3 years
“For me, it is far better to grasp the Universe as it really is than to persist in delusion, however satisfying and reassuring.” – The Demon-Haunted World Happy birthday Carl Sagan (1934–1996).
Tweet media one
46
394
2K
@jimalkhalili
Jim Al-Khalili
2 years
This is fun. Not only does each block change shape twice a cycle but if you follow the surface facing the centre on one block you’ll see it switch position as it goes round.
@DrGBuckingham
Gavin Buckingham
2 years
Oh this is MELTING MY BRAIN by Niko22966
203
4K
20K
49
561
2K
@jimalkhalili
Jim Al-Khalili
6 years
This morning, the Universe really does feel a little lonelier. I’m saddened to my core to hear that Stephen Hawking is no longer with us – a great man who achieve so much and inspired so many.
32
450
2K
@jimalkhalili
Jim Al-Khalili
4 years
That's numberwang.
@Otto_English
Otto English
4 years
Reassured that there have been "three hundred thousand, thirty four, nine hundred and seventy four thousand" tests carried out so far. Far less reassured by Priti Patel's grasp of numbers
1K
3K
9K
65
288
2K
@jimalkhalili
Jim Al-Khalili
5 years
Nice animation of a Tusi couple. Invented by a 13th c Persian astronomer who lived in a mountain fortress with the original ‘assassins’ #stuffyoumightfindinteresting
58
649
2K
@jimalkhalili
Jim Al-Khalili
1 year
Met my two final year project students for first time. They discussed coding in Python or Mathematica (which they're familiar with). "Good", said one of them, "as long as it's not that ancient language I can't remember the name of. Has an 'f' and 't' in it I think"
Tweet media one
292
85
2K
@jimalkhalili
Jim Al-Khalili
6 years
Did you know that subatomic particles can rearrange themselves within an atomic nucleus in a zeptosecond (a billionth of a trillionth of a sec) and you can fit more zeptoseconds into the blink of an eye than you can blinks of an eye within the age of the universe. Nice, eh?
148
543
2K
@jimalkhalili
Jim Al-Khalili
2 years
Truss argues that redistribution stifles economic growth. Even if that can be argued on some economic theory grounds, to suggest that it’s ‘fair’ is utterly wrong on moral grounds at a time when so many in society are struggling. I find this view abhorrent.
@AvaSantina
Ava-Santina
2 years
Liz Truss says “it’s fair” that the richest people will benefit the most from her tax cuts. “To look at everything through the lens of redistribution, I believe is wrong.”
381
566
1K
151
377
2K
@jimalkhalili
Jim Al-Khalili
4 years
I could tell you my neutron star joke, but I don’t want to sound too dense.
100
158
2K
@jimalkhalili
Jim Al-Khalili
3 years
I WON THE NOBEL PRIZES FOR PHYSICS, CHEMISTRY AND MEDICINE.
@GaryLineker
Gary Lineker
3 years
I WON THE WORLD CUP.
2K
9K
133K
118
83
2K
@jimalkhalili
Jim Al-Khalili
2 years
Episode 1 of my new BBC4 doc (Secrets of Size: Atoms to Supergalaxies) is scheduled for 9pm on 16th May.
Tweet media one
75
181
2K
@jimalkhalili
Jim Al-Khalili
3 years
When stupid people think they're being clever on Twitter.
Tweet media one
70
159
2K
@jimalkhalili
Jim Al-Khalili
4 years
As a 'renowned world expert' on quantum biology, quantum entanglement and relativistic time dilation, I can say, categorically, that if you spend £339 on a 5GBioShield then you're an utter numpty.
100
341
2K
@jimalkhalili
Jim Al-Khalili
2 years
The Daily Mail still rather quaintly gives its weather forecast temperatures in Fahrenheit. Bless their little cotton socks.
211
139
2K
@jimalkhalili
Jim Al-Khalili
5 years
Walking into work, listening to news on R4, reminded that the world is still full of aresholes. Turned off. Listened to ABBA on Spotify instead.
90
127
2K
@jimalkhalili
Jim Al-Khalili
4 years
Isn't it just a little bit satisfying that the mass of the Sun is M~10^30 kg, while the mass of an electron is m~10^–30 (or 1/M) kg? (roughly).
88
208
2K
@jimalkhalili
Jim Al-Khalili
4 years
1/6 A quick look at Twitter this morning and I see the conspiracy theorists are getting shoutier. So I wanted to share a few thoughts. I know it's pointless to argue against a conspiracy theorist, but consider this:
90
650
2K
@jimalkhalili
Jim Al-Khalili
6 years
Got an email from someone claiming to have psychic abilities and who wants to meet me to discuss it ‘scientifically’. Mrs A-K suggested I agree to meet him provided he send me details of time and place telepathically only. She is wise woman.
73
197
2K
@jimalkhalili
Jim Al-Khalili
3 years
A friend in Southampton had a leaflet through the door from an insidious group called Lockdown Sceptics. She showed it to me. A classic mix of disinformation, conspiracy theory, confirmation bias, warped ideology and Dunning-Kruger effect. These people are nasty and dangerous.
95
312
2K
@jimalkhalili
Jim Al-Khalili
4 years
This sort of scene can renew one's faith in humanity. In a civilized country with a decent, grown-up leader (rare these days), they march in support of people they've never met on the other side of planet.
@JoshuaPHilll
Read Let This Radicalize You
4 years
This is so crazy it’s morning now in New Zealand and they’re marching for #BlackLivesMatter
4K
111K
398K
23
282
2K
@jimalkhalili
Jim Al-Khalili
4 years
My very helpful GP sent me this latest scientific research.
Tweet media one
49
552
2K
@jimalkhalili
Jim Al-Khalili
5 years
To those who say I live in an echo chamber I say mine is the entire visible universe (90 billion light years across) and those who disagree with me live in bubbles enclosed within event horizons from which no intelligence can ever escape. Yeah, physicists can dish it out too. 😊
65
193
2K
@jimalkhalili
Jim Al-Khalili
7 years
Life in Mosul, 1967. My kindergarten. I’m standing on right-hand swing. I wonder how many of the other children are still alive today.
Tweet media one
54
538
2K
@jimalkhalili
Jim Al-Khalili
6 years
On faith schools, well done, Swedish Schools Minister, Anna Ekström.
Tweet media one
41
532
2K
@jimalkhalili
Jim Al-Khalili
8 months
Gorgeous footage! And fascinating that there are people convinced it’s fake, four centuries after the invention of the telescope.
@redditSpaceView
Space
8 months
Incredible footage of Saturn rising from behind the Moon
2K
30K
250K
39
205
2K
@jimalkhalili
Jim Al-Khalili
9 months
Outside of science, acknowledging mistakes and changing one’s mind is often regarded as weakness when it’s really a strength. Nowadays, acknowledging that many issues are complex with both sides of a debate having a point is called sitting on the fence and also seen as weakness.
63
308
2K
@jimalkhalili
Jim Al-Khalili
6 years
What a shameful and frankly stupid and divisive statement by the Archbishop of Canterbury. How dare he claim that in ‘schools that are not of a religious character, confidence in any personal sense of ultimate values has diminished’? Makes me very cross, it does.
@Humanists_UK
Humanists UK
6 years
ICYMI: This morning, the Archbishop of Canterbury attacked the values of non-religious people and suggested that only church schools could promote genuine moral values. He said this immediately after telling a lie.
116
355
354
133
564
1K
@jimalkhalili
Jim Al-Khalili
1 year
Twitter isn't usually the forum for nuanced arguments. We know this. But every now and then a tweet states something so blatently obvious that it's hard to imagine any comeback.
@nazirafzal
nazir afzal
1 year
“Northern Ireland has the privileged access to both the U.K. and the EU….nobody else has that” Well, the whole U.K. had that!!
358
2K
11K
42
235
2K
@jimalkhalili
Jim Al-Khalili
9 months
Finding it difficult to hold it together while choosing a song for daughter to walk down the aisle to. Goodness knows how I'm going to cope when I walk her down for real next month. I'll try to solve some equation in my head or I'll be reduced to a blubbering fool.
153
23
2K
@jimalkhalili
Jim Al-Khalili
5 years
The job is especially tough when dangerous, powerful fools don't even understand the difference between weather and climate – something even schoolchildren know.
@realDonaldTrump
Donald J. Trump
5 years
Brutal and Extended Cold Blast could shatter ALL RECORDS - Whatever happened to Global Warming?
71K
15K
70K
51
420
1K
@jimalkhalili
Jim Al-Khalili
2 years
Chat with cab driver just now ends in the usual way: “oh, you must know that Brian Cox chap”. My usual response is “yeah, he may look like a decent guy on telly but if you knew him..”
79
35
1K
@jimalkhalili
Jim Al-Khalili
5 months
This is quite remarkable. And yet Andromeda, our near neighbour galaxy, is so far away that what we see in the sky is light that left it 2.5 million years ago - long before human existence.
@Rainmaker1973
Massimo
5 months
The Andromeda galaxy is 6 times bigger in the sky than the full Moon: it's just too dim to clearly see it with the naked eye. This composite image shows what it would look like at night if it was just brighter. [📸 Tom Buckley-Houston]
Tweet media one
217
2K
17K
43
285
1K
@jimalkhalili
Jim Al-Khalili
2 years
With record temperatures and other extreme weather events becoming evermore common globally, are there still those who would deny anthropogenic climate change? Sadly, ideology can be so powerful it trumps evidence, however compelling. Cognitive dissonance is an insidious trait.
103
245
1K
@jimalkhalili
Jim Al-Khalili
4 years
Meanwhile, the vast majority of students - particularly thousands of 18 year-olds away from home for the first time - are increasingly stressed and fed-up with being scapegoated and blamed, when they ARE wearing masks, social distancing and doing their best to cope.
37
139
1K
@jimalkhalili
Jim Al-Khalili
1 month
Our latest paper on quantum biology published today.
Tweet media one
200
157
1K
@jimalkhalili
Jim Al-Khalili
5 years
Today's guest on the Life Scientific left school at 16. A decade later, as a single mum in a women's refuge with 3 young children, she returned to education. Now she's a prof of computer science and one of the most inspiring women in STEM. Meet @Dr_Black
54
392
1K
@jimalkhalili
Jim Al-Khalili
1 year
With all the news of Twitter’s potential implosion - and #RIPTwitter trending worldwide - I guess I should say my goodbyes just in case. I have more important stuff this weekend anyway (son getting married!) so in case I don’t get the chance: be excellent to each other. ❤️🙏
68
44
1K
@jimalkhalili
Jim Al-Khalili
4 years
Bad enough that people think they're defending their rights and freedom by not wearing masks, but this level of ignorance is astounding:
Tweet media one
141
268
1K
@jimalkhalili
Jim Al-Khalili
3 years
Sitting in the garden with a glass of red wine and one of Iain M Banks' Culture series books and felt had to share this genius phrase I just read: the most effusive 'thank you': "My gratitude extends beyond the limits of my capacity to express it". Must use this sometime.
75
80
1K
@jimalkhalili
Jim Al-Khalili
2 years
You know how when you see shite on Twitter and checkout the profile of the tweeter you get recommendations for similar accounts to follow? This one suggested Uri Geller, GBNews, Katie Hopkins and Julia Hartley-Brewer. It’s like there’s a club for nutters.
@TalkTV
Talk
2 years
Physicist Brian Catt says people "do not need to panic" over man made climate change. "What is happening now is almost totally normal." @ticerichard | @catandman
486
3K
6K
106
166
1K
@jimalkhalili
Jim Al-Khalili
6 years
Although I’ve written about measurement of earth’s circumference (by Eratosthenes, Biruni and others) in more detail than this, Sagan’s sheer explanatory brilliance is a joy.
@openculture
Open Culture
6 years
Carl Sagan Explains How the Ancient Greeks, Using Reason and Math, Figured Out the Earth Isn’t Flat, Over 2,000 Years Ago
Tweet media one
27
542
1K
47
347
1K
@jimalkhalili
Jim Al-Khalili
5 years
Fascism is still on the rise, the leader of the free world is a joke, the UK has its most incompetent gov in living memory and far too many people seem to lack basic decency and humanity. And Twitter is just as shouty and unpleasant as ever. Happy 2019 everyone.
54
168
1K
@jimalkhalili
Jim Al-Khalili
6 years
Climate change is real and we must not give credibility to those who deny it. When there’s a round-the-world yacht race we don’t hear flat-earthers given airtime warning of the dangers of sailing off the edge. | Letters
31
528
1K
@jimalkhalili
Jim Al-Khalili
3 years
It's hard to keep positive when bleak news keeps coming, and it's understandable that fear and frustration translate into blame and recrimination. But as a scientist and a humanist I still have faith in humanity's ability, ingenuity and spirit to get through these dark times.
41
126
1K
@jimalkhalili
Jim Al-Khalili
2 years
This morning’s news is grim everywhere I look: virus mutations, climate crisis, migrant crisis… Off to hide myself in some physics equations.
85
43
1K
@jimalkhalili
Jim Al-Khalili
2 years
Kuenssberg: do you think the Chancellor should have had champagne reception for hedge fund managers on budget day? PM: the war in Ukraine… [sigh]
30
128
1K
@jimalkhalili
Jim Al-Khalili
4 years
Some may try to appeal to population distribution differences or 'what about Italy' arguments, but the fact is the UK has roughly 1% of the world's population, but ten times that fraction (10%) of the world's Covid-19 fatalities. Shocking and tragic.
76
403
1K
@jimalkhalili
Jim Al-Khalili
4 years
A perusal of my Twitter stream confirms that social media is divided into angry shouters so full of self-righteous certainty that their views are correct they don't hesitate to pile in, and those too scared to express any serious opinion at all so keep their posts light & neutral
94
94
1K
@jimalkhalili
Jim Al-Khalili
3 years
Saturday science fact: 600 million years ago, a day was just 21 hours long.
93
136
1K
@jimalkhalili
Jim Al-Khalili
4 years
Saturday #Shelfie .
Tweet media one
119
38
1K
@jimalkhalili
Jim Al-Khalili
2 years
As if we didn't have enough problems to deal with. This is an utterly pointless distraction. What's next? A decree that we must greet each other with "Blessed be the fruit"?
49
76
1K
@jimalkhalili
Jim Al-Khalili
6 years
Hope I’m not the only one puzzled and frustrated that mainstream media didn’t cover yesterday’s big NHS rally. If you don’t know what I’m talking about then that’s my point. #FundOurNHS
60
652
1K
@jimalkhalili
Jim Al-Khalili
9 months
Presumably the right wing conspiracists will either call this leftie scaremongering or celebrate it as positive because it’s nicer for swimming.
110
323
1K
@jimalkhalili
Jim Al-Khalili
2 years
For 30 years I’ve given a popular science schools talk about the possibility of time travel, lightheartedly joking that maybe there are no travellers from the future because no one wants to come back to visit this time. I’d like to live in a time when I don’t need to say that.
36
97
1K
@jimalkhalili
Jim Al-Khalili
5 years
Ah, memories of when my research was done with pen and paper, books and a blackboard. No computer on the desk. This was the very same office at the Niels Bohr Institute in Copenhagen where Heisenberg hatched his famous uncertainty principle in 1927. Also, I had very hairy arms.
Tweet media one
63
63
1K
@jimalkhalili
Jim Al-Khalili
3 years
This galaxy is so far away that it’s light has been travelling to us for 13.4 billion years. We’re setting it as it was just 400 million years after Big Bang. But because of expansion of space it is actually now 32 billion light years away!
76
198
1K
@jimalkhalili
Jim Al-Khalili
5 years
Been through my office phone’s 27 messages (it’s set to go automatically to voicemail). Here’s why I do this: 26 of the messages are from one guy who is accusing me of building a dark matter bomb AND promoting the wrong theory of cosmology. Sounds harmless if a little disturbed.
151
87
1K
@jimalkhalili
Jim Al-Khalili
4 years
Thought for the Day (feel free to apply where appropriate): "NEVER ATTRIBUTE TO MALICE THAT WHICH IS ADEQUATELY EXPLAINED BY STUPIDITY." (known as Hanlon's razor)
46
236
1K
@jimalkhalili
Jim Al-Khalili
10 months
Well, that’s me convinced. And if he tells me his granny smoked 40 a day from the age of 11 and lived to be 100 I’d be back on the Marlboro Reds in a flash. It must be quite embarrassing for climate change sceptics to have such a dimwitted cheerleader.
@LozzaFox
Laurence Fox
10 months
🚨Breaking🚨 Have finally made contact with my 84 year old dad in Greece. He made it from his room to the sea at approximately 11 am. He proceeded to have a short dip and then read a book on a sun lounger for a while. He did mention something about a light breeze. One hopes this…
2K
2K
13K
50
120
1K
@jimalkhalili
Jim Al-Khalili
6 years
My passion for science comes from the thrill of learning something new about the world, far more than the smugness of already knowing. I hope I never get to the point where I feel I know all I need to know.
50
243
1K
@jimalkhalili
Jim Al-Khalili
7 years
"Anyone who is not shocked by #covfefe has not understood it" – Niels Bohr
25
375
1K