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3 years

Any advice as to how to stop a dog from playing with his own Pooh?🤷‍♂️😁

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4 months

I'm bookmarking this thread. So when I get feeling like I'm not very smart, I can refer back to it and realize that it could be worse. 😳😖🤦‍♂️

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@jim_tworontoe

2 months

Can’t believe how much he has changed from only 5 short years ago. 🥰

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@jim_tworontoe

1 year

Had my oil changed yesterday. Went out to the garage just now…I’m no mechanic, but guessing this a a problem🤷‍♂️

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@jim_tworontoe

29 days

Now he is just out showing off his clean body.

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@jim_tworontoe

2 years

Found a brand new hole in the yard. They swear they know nothing about it and this is their reaction when I asked it they wanted to go with me to take another look at it and maybe “refresh” their memories.

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@jim_tworontoe

2 months

Pull up a seat - we have a few things to discuss.

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@jim_tworontoe

2 months

You put any bunny ears on me…we’re gonna have a problem Jim.

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@jim_tworontoe

10 months

Minor panic attack as a gate was left open and these 2 went on an adventure. They were located together (which is kinda cute) exploring a neighborhood backyard. Their faces suggest the two of them have completely different feelings about the experience.

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@jim_tworontoe

7 months

Apologies to those who are tired of seeing these🤷‍♂️

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@jim_tworontoe

2 years

Chilean sea bass and crispy roasted brussell sprouts.

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@jim_tworontoe

3 months

And if u don’t see it…are we even friends?😂

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@jim_tworontoe

1 year

When you have a friend that just celebrates you making it up the stairs. 🤣

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@jim_tworontoe

7 months

When one of your co-workers is having a tough Monday and asks for an afternoon cuddle break. You oblige.🤷

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@jim_tworontoe

2 months

Yes Baxter you are a good boy. Yes Baxter there is a strong possibly there may be extra treats handed out today.

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@jim_tworontoe

2 months

I would pay a premium for pet obstructed seating at movies, sporting events, plays…..etc., etc.

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@jim_tworontoe

3 months

Now that I have your attention….

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@jim_tworontoe

1 month

Hold my paw pops!

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@jim_tworontoe

1 year

Someone would like a word with the manager as to the delayed dinner service.

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@jim_tworontoe

4 months

Baxter had a lot of ingredients…

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@jim_tworontoe

5 months

Tub went in …slowest possible bath remodel coming to an end…maybe🤞🛁

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@jim_tworontoe

5 months

Time to shovel the driveway…Baxter is not sure he wants to be seen with me. 😳

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4 months

Look dad…No ears🐾

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@jim_tworontoe

3 months

Finn’s 7th BD…making sure no one steals his toys. Also, Amanda made him a gourmet dinner.

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@jim_tworontoe

1 month

The casual…squeeze under the arm and sneak a kiss in approach.

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@jim_tworontoe

8 months

Guess which one “technically” understands they are not supposed to be in the kitchen during food prep.

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@jim_tworontoe

1 year

The thing I like best about this chair, is the heated adjustable headrest.

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@jim_tworontoe

2 months

The “should we have popcorn” look.🍿

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@jim_tworontoe

4 months

Baxter ready for one last walk in the Washington drizzle before hitting the road ☔️🌦️🐾

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@jim_tworontoe

2 years

@WonderW97800751 I have a complimentary sofa for the living room🤷

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@jim_tworontoe

5 months

On a mission… He’s going to be so disappointed that it only involves picking up paint samples and no drive-thru. .

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@jim_tworontoe

1 year

They don’t like the scary basement and seem pleased with my safe return.

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@jim_tworontoe

1 year

A bottle of red, a bottle of white…what pairs well on indictment night?🍷🥂

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@jim_tworontoe

11 months

@JessicaNonGrata As the parent of a trans child I love this. Everyday- I just wish her to be happy and safe.

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@jim_tworontoe

1 month

Explaining to Bax- that since it’s the first nice weekend in awhile, it means a dog wash weekend is in the forecast. 😳🐾😳

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@jim_tworontoe

6 months

Told him he has a few friends on twitter who think he is cute….now he is just showing off.

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@jim_tworontoe

4 months

Amazing the facial expressions you can get just by uttering the single word - Bath

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@jim_tworontoe

3 months

Visiting LA in August and just found a place to rent 2 blocks from a dog friendly beach. Baxter is going to be so happy🐾🏖️🐾

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@jim_tworontoe

8 months

Hey Pops…I decided to style my ears differently…you like it?

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@jim_tworontoe

29 days

Happy dogs🐾🥰🐾

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@jim_tworontoe

5 months

🙌- just received call from vet- latest series of tests identified cause Bessie’s health issues- Exocrine Pancreatic Insufficiency and a vitamin B12 deficiency. No cure- but can be managed. I’ll take it!!!

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@jim_tworontoe

4 months

When it hits you that tomorrow is Monday.

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@jim_tworontoe

9 months

Wyoming road trip-

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@jim_tworontoe

1 year

Sir…did you just grab my paw?

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@jim_tworontoe

3 months

Just asked them what they are up to…and this is their look/reaction. I might need to worry. 😳

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@jim_tworontoe

3 months

@kristabellerina @CatHunterESPN …somewhat applicable

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@jim_tworontoe

2 months

Very rare sighting of a snaggletooth miniature american dingo asleep in its natural habitat.

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@jim_tworontoe

1 month

On the road to Washington….again

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@jim_tworontoe

3 months

1) Witnessing a Chewy box approaching. 2) Reacting to a Chewy box delivered next door.

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@jim_tworontoe

1 month

Hey Baxter do you think belong up there? Baxter get down! I didn’t say lay down- I said get down. Yes - Baxter you are cute..go ahead and stay if you want. 🤷‍♂️

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@jim_tworontoe

1 year

Now he is just mimicking me🤭

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@jim_tworontoe

8 months

When you know you are not supposed to be in the kitchen when food is being prepared, but also know there are actually no consequences for doing so.🤷‍♂️

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@jim_tworontoe

3 months

Apparently, even after their dinner, they are still willing to help with my tacos just in case I am getting too full. #saveroomfordessert

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@jim_tworontoe

2 years

It is 13 minutes past dinner time and he would like an explanation 😳

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2 months

Nosy co-worker thought he’d catch me not working. Jokes on him…haha.

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@jim_tworontoe

4 months

Guess who just had a bath?🤔

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7 months

Dirty martinis being served…who’s stopping by?🍸

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@jim_tworontoe

3 months

Edible has kicked in so this may become an evening of random dog pics.

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@jim_tworontoe

8 months

Fans of Baxter’s dinnertime dance will notice he has worked a few new moves into his routine.

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@jim_tworontoe

5 months

For the new year I committed to eating more vegetables. Can’t wait to tell my doctor, she is going to be so pleased. 4 olives>3 olives

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@jim_tworontoe

10 months

Friday waterbed run.

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@jim_tworontoe

29 days

I’ve explained to them the shower controls and told them to wash up and I’ll be back in 10. What could go wrong?🤷‍♂️

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@jim_tworontoe

4 months

You dropped this mini tree…can I has??🐾🐾

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@jim_tworontoe

3 months

Trying so hard to say Dinner Time….. or perhaps it is…just get ur ass up here old man and feed me🤷‍♂️

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@jim_tworontoe

9 days

Holding a press conference at the 4 seasons and these two are the first to arrive.

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@jim_tworontoe

5 months

Now that he has a full belly…looks like another difficult night with velcro dog. Woe is me.😔😉

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@jim_tworontoe

11 months

Oh crap- Costco just started selling giant bags of my kryptonite -so fat boy summer has officially started.

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4 months

Power napping before puppy bowl.

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10 days

Happy Dance- They call this one - Guilty on 34

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@jim_tworontoe

5 months

Hey Dad …You understand I am twice the size of Baxter right? He got 5 pieces of popcorn…why do you think I should only have 5 as well? I’m barely holding on here😩

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6 months

Picked up from the vet and she has a few words to say to me about the experience.

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@jim_tworontoe

1 year

Came home to find a bathroom trash bin had been breached. Potential witnesses to such activity are being asked to come forward. So far only non-verbal “statements” have been provided.

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5 months

Too early for Halloween costume ideas??🤔🤨🦭

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4 months

Homeward bound… ..with many a suitcase and miniature dingo in hand…🎵🎶🎵

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2 months

Package inspection 🐾

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6 months

From 5 years ago - Baxter shopping for his first winter hat

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1 month

Round 2 underway.

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@jim_tworontoe

6 months

Best holiday wishes from the queen and her two assistants. Note- There was not a consensus on how best to wear the hat on the head.

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@jim_tworontoe

4 months

Questioning how I could willingly put him through that bath endeavor😬

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@jim_tworontoe

6 months

What do you mean it’s not dinner time yet? I’m barely hanging on here. What does another 20 minutes even mean…you think I can tell time, Jim???🕦🐾🤷‍♂️

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2 months

Wow- can’t believe he really expects me to share my last bite of toast with peanut butter🤷‍♂️ Ps- before I am flooded with a bunch of nasty grams….it was indeed shared.

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25 days

Old photos of a smiling miniature dingo just surfaced on my phone.

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6 months

Hey, old man…while ur up …get me something delicious.

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1 year

My leg is failing asleep here..can I wake him to adjust?🤷‍♂️

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1 year

Today kinda sucked…times like this it is important to try to stay hydrated and eat your fruits and/or vegetables.

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1 year

The faces of anticipation , denial and disappointment as Baxter realizes that all drive-up windows do not in fact offer pup cups😔🐾 It was a long drive home.

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4 months

Bessie just learning she was adopted😳

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1 year

Baxter would like to wish everyone the very best day possible.

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1 month

He forgot his ID🐾

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4 months

Hey Baxter stay asleep Bax -But I smell cheese. You have cheese? OK - yes I have some cheese Bax - …you share???

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5 months

Watching me take an edible…knowing snacks will be appearing soon.

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3 months

Baxter wants to remind everyone not to forget to eat ur dinner

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3 months

That one supervisor that appears every time you open a web page that might not exactly be work related. Micromanage much???🤷‍♂️

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3 months

Couldn’t find Bess…she was outside getting an early start on digging holes for the tomato plants. 🍅🪴

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6 months

Baxter learning that tomorrow is a workday.

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4 months

There is something about the new bedroom tile that Bessie doesn’t like. This is the best she has done so far…earlier occasions was like she was playing a game of the floor being lave. Making running jumps to the bed from the hallway. 😳🌋

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@jim_tworontoe

3 months

On a work call that is pissing me off. Every time I’m about to say something that may result in it being my last call- I look up and look at this guy- take in a deep breath and continue on.

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4 months

Made it!

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