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@jillblacksheep

2 years

Pissin off Jeeps since 2021.

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@jillblacksheep

5 years

@clientsfh -Move the logo 5 pixels to the left. (I literally send the same proof right back to them) -Great, perfect.

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@jillblacksheep

7 years

Dear @MeanStreetsOMA When you're not telling us about accidents & Jolene, can you tweet helpful driving tips? I'll help write them if you want. PSA: IT'S DARK OUTSIDE, TURN ON YOUR HEADLIGHTS Stuff like that.

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@jillblacksheep

5 years

@goal Mustafi to the moon.

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@jillblacksheep

4 years

Happy 311 day This old thing has been with me every day since 1996. #311 @311

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@jillblacksheep

4 years

I was attacked for posting this, so I blocked the bullshit, deleted the original & here she is again.

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@jillblacksheep

3 years

I usually stay out of this shit, but nothing pisses me off more than the “marijuana took my son” commercial. Fuck you, Nebraska.

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@jillblacksheep

2 years

Via Max, aka The Eve 6 Guy @Eve6

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@jillblacksheep

6 years

Judging by @MeanStreetsOMA in the past hour, The Purge has commenced. Get to your bunkers. 😐

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@jillblacksheep

6 years

@thatnochillnat @clientsfh One of my many signatures includes “low res file for proofing purposes only”, can you guess how many responses I get with “WHY DOES MY FILE LOOK FUZZY?? I DIDN’T WANT IT TO BE FUZZY!”

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@jillblacksheep

3 months

@torbenbrenden The misconception amongst car makers that we no longer want small Golf-shaped vehicles.

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@jillblacksheep

7 months

@SpeedSportLife I miss these 2 😞

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@jillblacksheep

4 years

Hi.

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@jillblacksheep

3 years

Bought a mad Tahitian Green nugget. #GetItInTheGoodColor

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@jillblacksheep

4 years

@NickHexum Thank you for not ignoring this.

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@jillblacksheep

6 years

What better albums to listen to when “trying” to organize my art room than @Interruptweets ?! I may do more dancing than cleaning, but that’s the point!

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@jillblacksheep

1 year

Gotdamn, it’s The Clash week

Punkrock History

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1 year

43 years ago today London Calling is the third studio album by English punk rock band The Clash, originally released as a double album in UK on this day in 1979 by CBS Records, and in the US on January 1980 by Epic Records #theclash #londoncalling #history #punkrockhistory #otd

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@jillblacksheep

3 years

Almost 6 months since Omaha Twitter came together for the food bank. Way too long, let’s do it again. It’s my bday weekend, this is my wish.

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@omaha_scanner

4 years

Anonymous caller to 911 is upset because the food bank line is creating a “hazard” and this is an ongoing issue...

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@jillblacksheep

6 years

@MeanStreetsOMA Taco Bell on 70th is out of potatoes and Baja blast! Repeat out of potatoes!

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@jillblacksheep

4 years

Alcohol tolerance: high Bullshit tolerance: extremely low

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@jillblacksheep

1 year

I was never a red lipstick girl, couldn’t find the right shade. 20-something years later, berry is it. Eff I look tired. Or high. Or old.

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@jillblacksheep

4 years

@midwestern_ope That sucker is still in my house & works better than any that have been purchased after it.

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@jillblacksheep

4 years

Mood.

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@jillblacksheep

6 months

Psst… Tuck Fexas #GBR

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@jillblacksheep

4 years

Giant liquor store opened in the old Oakview ToysRUs. Life has come full circle.

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@jillblacksheep

3 years

@RumbleFish9000 MIA last week, too tired this week. Y’all get a @DadBodTee commercial.

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@jillblacksheep

4 years

@Delahuntagram @designershumor Papyrus

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@jillblacksheep

3 years

Wanted whiskey rocks, bought a (whiskey) Nessi instead.

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@jillblacksheep

4 years

Got a new plate. 💀

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@jillblacksheep

6 years

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@jillblacksheep

5 years

I’ll give you a topic. Grand Island is neither grand, nor an island. Discuss.

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@jillblacksheep

4 years

@fourtotheside @omaha_scanner

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@jillblacksheep

5 years

People only ask about your weekend so they can talk about theirs. I don't care about your deck stain, Karen.

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@jillblacksheep

5 years

@MoonPie Just marsh it.

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@jillblacksheep

1 year

I’ll forever feel like a kid playing dress up. ◼️◻️

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@jillblacksheep

3 years

If you don’t clear the snow off the top of your vehicle, FUCK YOU. Happy Thursday.

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@jillblacksheep

4 years

#NewProfilePic

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@jillblacksheep

3 years

boss: You've been chewing a lot of gum lately, did you give something up? me: yes, murder

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@jillblacksheep

4 years

People who use astrology as an excuse for their terrible behavior kill me. "I'm a Scorpio, we're blunt" No Karen, you're just a bitch.

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@jillblacksheep

7 years

@THRtv It's called "I Won't Back Down". Why in the HELL is everyone getting this wrong??

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@jillblacksheep

5 years

We have a winner

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@jillblacksheep

5 years

Entire commute home in one small phrase... The FUCK. #OmahaDriversSuck

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@jillblacksheep

3 years

My bomber girl tattoo is a small homage to the cover of this album. Can’t wait. ♥️

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3 years

TONIGHT!! Roger Clyne, PH Naffah, Brian Blush and Nick Scropos celebrate the 25th anniversary of Fizzy, Fuzzy, Big and Buzzy by playing the entire album!! You can watch this epic online event from your living room by buying a StageIt ticket. Tix: .

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@jillblacksheep

4 months

Fuck cancer. ❤️ Alex. I’ve known this idiot for 23 years, wish we would’ve kept in touch better than we had the last 8 or so. But, that’s what we always say when someone dies, right? Love your people. Every day.

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@jillblacksheep

6 years

@OPDK9TYE Who’s a good doggo?

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@jillblacksheep

5 years

Finally closed a project that has sucked my soul for 2 months. Buying my team beers after work. By "my team", I mean ME. I am my team. Can't wait to have a beer.

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@jillblacksheep

3 years

#NewProfilePic

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@jillblacksheep

3 years

Tatted up. #NoRegerts

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@jillblacksheep

3 years

@RumbleFish9000 Oldie. It’s tough feeling sexayyy nowadays.

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@jillblacksheep

3 years

@RumbleFish9000 Cropped the good part. 😆

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@jillblacksheep

3 years

@sasscarpone 🖤

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@jillblacksheep

4 years

Guess who’s back, back again

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@jillblacksheep

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@jillblacksheep

1 year

First drink in 15 days. Go big or something.

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@jillblacksheep

6 months

No one can ever say I’m not festive. Look at this sweater.

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@jillblacksheep

3 years

Finally going through stuff I’ve had packed for the last 4 years. Found my grandpa’s WW2 pins & the ring he made when he was over there.

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@jillblacksheep

2 years

Meowy Christmas Eve from Miss Murder Mittens

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@jillblacksheep

5 years

Found out that an old friend of mine took his life yesterday. 😭 He was a vet, full of demons, I saw some myself. But he was a wonderful soul. PTSD is very real. I hope you’re at peace, Sam.

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@jillblacksheep

3 years

4 years ago today, the POS who murdered my friend was caught. January still brings up bad memories. The death, funeral, last time I saw mutual friends, etc. Anyway. Life’s so fucking short. Love as hard as you can. Don’t be an asshole and don’t take advantage of people.

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@jillblacksheep

1 year

@sasscarpone Not a Star Wars fan, but a fan of cute shit from Star Wars.

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@jillblacksheep

3 years

Welcome to your 40s, you slept wrong & now need a shoulder transplant.

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@jillblacksheep

7 months

@sasscarpone Bought a dress I’ll never wear. ✨🌙

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@jillblacksheep

11 months

@sasscarpone From a minimal makeup day

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@jillblacksheep

2 years

@sasscarpone Hiiii

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@jillblacksheep

3 years

I want to propose a Secret Satan at work but no one will think it's funny... Instead of candy & Starbucks cards, give shit like calendars from 2016 and loose staples. Shut up, I'm fun.

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@jillblacksheep

3 years

@sasscarpone