I’m gonna be a GRANDPA!!! Our entire family is obviously crazily happy & excited that daughter Bree & son-in-law Eric are expecting in April! Congratulations you guys! Ashlyn & Kenna will be aunts, Audrey will be a grandma (BAHAHAHAHA) & 4 year old Jack & James will be uncles!
A huge congratulations to Kenna, my baby girl, who yesterday graduated Cum Laude from Cornell College! So now we have three graduates & I didn’t bribe anyone! They all did it themselves! Love you Kenna! Now she’s off to Chicago & graduate school to become a doctor of psychology!
Our 3 1/2 year old twin boys were sitting on the couch today, watching “Tangled.” I won’t say which kid, but one of them, unsolicited and matter-of-factly just spoke up and stated, “Some girls have boobs.” We all sat in silence and kept watching.
Happy 90th birthday to my dear sweet mom! (Joyce) That first shot is the day I moved away to Los Angeles in 1988 seeking whatever lay ahead, and you made cookies for me. Now, 31 years later, you still look fantastic, and I had fun making cookies for you today back in Dallas!
It was seven years ago today, almost to this very moment, that I received a gift... The gift of a life, a woman so precious and beautiful in every way possible that even today, when I simply see her, my heart does a backflip
To the love of my life, the woman with whom I share everything.. Now with her everything & every experience in life is happier, more joyful, more beautiful & more fulfilling. If that isn’t true love then I don’t know what love is. Happy anniversary Audrey. It’s only the beginning
It’s Friday and Achmed has been demanding all week that we post his “How Hard Has Aging Hit You?” challenge pics, because he is CERTAIN that his will get the most “Likes” and “Shares!” So without further ado... Achmed The Dead Terrorist!
I feel like I’m locked in my tour bus, but it’s the size of my house and the dummies are two small people who talk way too much... and scream... and pee on the toilet seat...
Congratulations to our beautiful daughter Bree and our son-in-law, Eric! We all just found out yesterday that there will be a brand new bouncing baby boy in the family! 💙 In a few years, our Christmas 🎄 mornings will be NUTS! 😅
Just wanted to let everyone know that I’m turning myself into the FBI. I may or may not have bribed our toddler twin’s pre-school to send the boys home without shi# in their pants.
Everyone is posting ”Now” and “Then” pics in the “how hard did aging hit you challenge?” My guys didn’t want to miss out on the fun so, we figured we’d post their photos over the next several days! How well do you think they’ve aged over the years?
#10yearchallenge
Yesterday, Peanut posted his “How Hard Has Aging Hit You?” pics with great success. So, my guys drew straws and Walter is up next! What do you think? Be sure to post your comments below!
Hey everybody,
Peanut and I want to say “Thank you!” to everyone who ordered a "Jeff Dunham and Peanut” Funko Pop! For those who ordered the autographed version, I’m signing as fast as possible, and the warehouse folks are working with best speed to get every order out, ASAP.
Wishing everyone a Happy Independence Day 🇺🇸, from Jack and James and Audrey and me! And to all my friends and fans who are in other countries, have a great 4th... of July!
My mother is turning 90 in July. I called to talk to her today, and she said she doesn’t want a party; she instead, said she wants... (wait for it...) “...for you to find a red convertible and take me out riding.”
Either the end of the world is near, or I’m living some kind of crazy charmed life, because tonight my healthy-eating vegan wife (
@AudreyEDunham
) asked our boys and me if we wanted to eat dinner tonight at
@BurgerKing
! WOO HOO!!
#impossiblewhopper
Did you know that today is “Batman Day”? Not only is the Dark Knight my favorite superhero, but it reminds me of when Peanut took a turn as the caped crusader in my Halloween special, Minding the Monsters! Have you seen it?
A bit of a tragedy in the Dunham household tonight:We found almost all our Halloween Oreos scattered over the pantry floor. As we had no idea how long they had been there, the 5 second rule could not apply.
#devastated
HOWEVER it was not a total disaster: I saved ALL the middles!
BUBBA J: A judge has ordered the file in the Jussie Smollett criminal case unsealed. Poor fella… I just hope when he hears the news he doesn’t beat himself up over it…
Can’t believe my oldest little girl is a year older AND celebrated her one-year wedding anniversary this month too! HAPPY BIRTHDAY (yesterday!) Bree!!! (This pic was hours before the wedding! I did NOT wear a Batmobile t-shirt to the ceremony!)
Very
#ThankfulFor
my beautiful wife Audrey, & amazing kids Kenna, Ashlyn, Bree, Jack & James! Every day is an adventure filled with loads of love & laughs! I'm the luckiest guy ever. I’m also crazily thankful for all my awesome fans! What are YOU thankful for this holiday season?
🎃Happy Halloween, from 🦁Lion Jeff, 👠Dorothy Audrey, 🔩Tin-man James, and 🧙🏻♂️Scarecrow Jack and 🐕 Roadie Toto Dunham! 🌪
#trickortreat
👻 (Can’t wait for our Christmas🎄 photo when all three big sisters will be with us!)
Achmed the Dead Terrorist has jumped in! If you understand the FB one, you KNOW our act and are a true fan! Big thanks to my friend and fan, Braden for creating this meme. Great job, Braden! Tell your mom you don’t understand the Tinder one! (He’s 13!😬)
#dollypartonchallenge
While our little guys are at school,
@AudreyEDunham
and I are grabbing a few hours at
@Disneyland
! We had a drink at Oga’s Cantina and then it felt unusual to be here without our almost-4-year-old twins, so we started yelling at other people’s kids.
Justin Bieber got on Twitter and challenged Tom Cruise to a fight... And THAT’S why kids should say no to drugs. Even Trump said this guy needs to stop tweeting.
#TBT
Okay, so it was only this past Sunday, but on Father’s Day, my girls gave me one of the sweetest presents ever... Photos of all three of them at just about the ages Jack and James are now, with the years. How blubbery do you think THAT makes a proud father? Thank you girls!
Before taking off a few days ago for this current leg of the tour, I got Jack and James each one of the iconic toys from my own childhood... I love that they’re exactly the same as they were 50 years ago: Balsa wood gliders!
In the shop, working on the new guy today and listening to some vinyl... I’d forgotten how absolutely great the entirety of
#HueyLewis
#Sports
is.
#rocknroll
DONE! Just finished building my latest project, all with only two splinters and no boo-boos! (But YES on sunburn 🥵) James and I already took a nap on the top deck, and we even went down the slide and the boys think it’s hilarious. Maybe we should do a live video of all that...?
I guess my show went well tonight in Leeds, England; The little guys and I seemed to have induced labor! Toward the end of the show, the woman was taken away in an ambulance, & last word is, she & baby are doing just fine!
My first question of course was, “Which joke was it?”
Can my boys Jack & James handle their first ride on the spinning teacups in the Mad Tea Party
@Disneyland
!? Their sisters Kenna & Ashlyn can! We made it spin as fast as it could go! Yay for the holidays & Christmas at the dizziest place on earth! (No losing your cookies allowed.)
And finally in our countdown to tomorrow... Last year, Halloween 2019, Star Wars! Audrey as Leia, I’m Han, James is Chewy, and Jack is Yoda! (Almost Baby Yoda!) What will we be tomorrow!? Make a guess in the comments!
Trump announced today that Sarah Sanders is now leaving her position as Press Secretary. She probably wants to find a less stressful job like, Prison guard, or Matador... Maybe Land mine remover, or Piranha fish trainer... Knife thrower assistant? Human cannonball?
What the heck!? I have NO idea! So please, Caption This Photo! Funniest answer wins an autographed Peanut Funko Pop!
#random
Details: That was my senior year in high school, and that dummy is “Archie!”
It is with incredible sadness that yesterday I learned of the passing of a true gentlemen & friend, Jimmy Nelson. He and his instructional record albums are who & what taught me the art of ventriloquism 49 years ago. I don’t think I would be where I am today were it not for Jimmy
Took Jack and James to
@Disneyland
yesterday, and MEETING MICKEY was the GREATEST! More pics to come of our day...
@AudreyEDunham
,
@ashlyndunham
, and Kenna were all there too! It’s even more magical this time of year with all the holiday decor... 🎅🏻 🎄