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@janewells

4 months

Hahahahahahahahaha (I wish I knew whom to credit).

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3 years

Judge in restaurant lawsuit against LA County just said, “The average healthy American is not seriously at risk of dying” that the county has “seized on a straw”...

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The judge recognizes the hospitalization crisis, but says the evidence shows outdoor dining is “moderate risk at best” which can be mitigated, and the ban is a symbolic gestures which does not take into consideration the economic pain, etc, that it causes.

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The judge: “One of the problems...government agencies and the media are generating fear...and the evidence shows that healthy Americans need not fear.”

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...in banning outdoor dining “But it shows we’re doing something...but you can’t do it without doing a risk-benefit analysis.”

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Judge is quote public health statute in saying health department can’t do whatever it wants regardless of the cost of those restrictions.

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The judge is very heated. County is arguing it is obligated to keep the ban in effect as long as state restrictions are in effect. Judge says those are two different things.

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“You did not have to issue an order, you could’ve allowed the state to issue an order, but when you do issue an order, you have to follow the law.”

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2 years

34 years ago right now!!!

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4 years

America is back!

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3 years

County is arguing analysis is not legally necessary. “I don’t think any other court in the country has said that.”

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4 years

Question: constitutionally speaking, could Barack #Obama be a vice presidential candidate?

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1 year

When you’re going after @MarkHamill , you’ve lost me.

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4 years

In 1995 covering the #OJSimpson trial, I was going through the metal detector at the criminal courts building and @HamillHimself was in front of me. “Luke!” I said. “Jane Wells!” He replied. I could have died happy that moment.

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Now, more than ever, we should share our most mundane celebrity encounters. For example, in 2002 I saw Diane Keaton in the Gap

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3 years

20-years ago today, my then 9-year-old son decided one day he would be a Marine. And he is.

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5 years

I love my home state. But this article reveals the harsh truth. California isn’t what it was. No place stays the same. But this... “Wildfires are reshaping life across California. ‘It’s like living in a third-world country.’”

Blackouts, Fires, High Gas Prices: Who Wants to Live in California Today?

Rampant wildfires and power outages are reshaping life across California and transforming the state’s reputation. Some residents are questioning whether they should leave as a result.

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6 years

This may be the longest a large number of LA fans have ever stayed at a single sporting event. #WorldSeries

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3 years

My office. Yeah. I know. I’m a jerk.

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3 years

My job here is done. And done well, Wells.

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4 years

Brace yourself. 32 years ago today. Dow 2035.

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8 years

Ppl on #Twitter asking that no one give spoilers for #ThePeoplevOJSimpson Folks, I hate to break it to you, but the ending is well known.

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3 years

“We don’t have to write another check!” #DaughterWedding

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5 years

Today’s Top Post on Nextdoor: “I hear a dog barking.” By “Eric.” That’s all he wrote. And the entire neighborhood piled on. I live for this.

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3 years

I’m now officially (gulp) 60 years old. 6-0. Six freaking zero. Owning it. Loving it. Felling great. And the best present—I now qualify for a vaccine. Getting my first dose Tuesday. Here’s hoping *everyone* has access soon! Patience, grasshopper.

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2 years

I feel like women need to own their age to move past the negative connotation on aging. Today I turn 61. I feel 41. Actually better than 41. I was so tired then. Not now! Yay!

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4 years

Breaking news: people are eating in restaurants and living their lives in California. #coronavirus

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5 years

Here’s why it’s always fascinating to take time to ask someone about themselves. Yesterday we had a 2-hour break between shoots. Was working with a sound man I’d only worked with a couple of times. Al, around 70, nice, low key, quiet. So I say, “Al, how did you get into sound?”

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4 years

My latest #Seinfeld residual came just when I need it most.

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7 years

Gurriel got the message from LA. He’s apologized, he tipped hat to Darvish, he’ll lose money beginning of next season. I think we’re good.

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2 years

@Phil_Lewis_ Love her own lawyer calling her a racist and also kudos to the reporter for not backing down.

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4 years

That reasonable person would think he was calling unsworth a pedophile, that it was false, that musk didn’t take reasonable care to determine if it was true. Which criterion wasn’t met? “I can’t remember” the foreman said.

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5 years

Because I’m Jane Freakin’ Wells, dammit.

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3 years

I think @Simone_Biles may save lives with her actions this week, something more precious than gold. She’s the ultimate role model and fighter who taught us not to take unhealthy risks when one’s head is not in the game, despite all the pressure in the world.

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2 years

Jane Wells, 1985. Miami. Intense. Brunette. Permed. Before color photography. #WTVJ

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7 years

Tomorrow, my son, a LT in the USMC, comes home for the first time in 9 months. I miss him. To me... this is who he is.

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6 years

In my Japanese class at the local college, where I am the only student over the age of 25, a young male exchange student from China asked me, “Jane –san, are you a cougar?”

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4 years

The Dow rallies over 1,300 points on a day we learn more than 3m people filed for unemployment. I need a drink.

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3 years

Well now I’m being ridiculously blessed. I just became a grandmother again. She was born in Okinawa early this morning (late in the evening there). Over eight pounds! Baby and mother (and father and brother) are doing well. These are good days. Cherish the good days!

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4 years

Am I the only one who expected to be more productive staying at home, getting those long delayed chores done? Indulging hobbies? I mostly eat and tweet. #coronavirus

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1 year

35 years ago today we had our reception at, wait for it, THE MADONNA INN. Complete with hot pink tablecloths. We are going back for dinner tonight.

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4 years

Perspective

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6 years

My latest residual check from #Seinfeld . One of the bigger ones! For the final episode on 5/12/88... nearly 20 years ago.

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5 years

On a happier note. July 2 is my son’s birthday. And now...it’s my grandson’s birthday. @JBoorstin called me “Glam-ma” and I’m sticking with it!

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5 years

#NewProfilePic

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6 years

Whoever keeps calling me from different numbers saying that I am subject to arrest if I do not respond within 48 hours, come and get me.

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5 years

He held the world record for the shot put in 1973. And then I found out HE HAS A WIKIPEDIA PAGE! He volunteered none of this. Was just happy to be doing sound on a shoot about cricket dog treats...

Al Feuerbach - Wikipedia

en.wikipedia.org

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3 years

This is unbelievable. UN-BUH-LEEV-UH-BULL. I used to think, “Oh come on, people don’t really talk like this, do they?” Yes, they do.

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9 months

I-8 eastbound was shut down until Caltrans could move this huge boulder which fell on the freeway. #TropicalStormHilary

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6 years

My Marine turns 26 today. But in my mind, he’ll always be this age.

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8 years

"I think implicit bias is a problem for all of us." Hillary Clinton says one of the most honest things ever.

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5 years

More than a few people think I resemble the incredible #LindaHamilton as #SarahConnor in this photo, and I could not be more pleased. #OriginalBadAss

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2 years

#AndrewLuck gives a shout-out to the 50th anniversary of Title IX and all the Stanford women who will be inducted into the College HOF at halftime, because “I’m not sure you’re going to get to see it.” It’s also important to him “now that I have two daughters.” #Classy

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4 years

Yeah I’m that person. Just alcohol swabbed down my seatbelt and tray table.

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3 years

I can see it! Tomorrow… #MachuPicchu — it’s nice to be a world away from the news this week (tho obviously I’m still checking in…).

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3 years

The stranger in front of me at the Starbucks drive-through paid for my $4 order! So I said to the barista, I’m going to pay for the order of the person behind me! It was $17...

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4 years

Need to stop hitting “send” so quickly. Today’s mistake: autocorrect turned “Keep me posted” into “keep me plastered.”

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5 years

More of this, please.

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5 years

It is a Japanese custom to celebrate a baby’s first 100 days. My grandson is being very stoic. Here’s to 100 years!

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5 years

Carl still youthful and sassy. I’m still constipated.

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@carlquintanilla

5 years

The great @janewells on set with me in 2012 — and again today. @CNBC @SquawkAlley

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6 years

20 yrs ago I was working freelance at Fox News. I failed to notify them that I was going to appear on the @seinfeld finale on NBC. I’d been sworn 2 secrecy by Larry David. That day, Fox assigned me 2 cover...the @seinfeld finale. It was a weird day. Miraculously didn’t get fired.

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5 years

Lucy, the Scottish Highland cow, is waiting for her evacuation trailer. She has to ride solo because of her horns. #EasyFire

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7 years

In a country that praises free speech, I feel like I can't say anything to anyone anymore without everything going to defcon 1.

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5 years

I’d be more concerned about not seeing the end of #GoT

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@Newsweek

5 years

Elderly Americans are dying without getting to read Mueller's report—and they're not happy about it

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3 years

DO NOT MARRY ANYONE IN THE ROYAL FAMILY. You’re welcome.

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6 years

If you’re 25 and think you don’t look good, believe me, you look good. Someday you’ll look back at photos and say, “Wow, I looked good!”

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6 years

Just a quick bit of advice to men: when a woman at the hotel bar is having a drink and clearly watching the football game, please do not sit next to her and start talking about Trump, even if you buy a round of drinks (thank you). Maybe talk football. You’re welcome.

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4 years

I’ve thought a lot about @OmarJimenez today. He did everything by the book. Everything I would have done in the same situation. And something tells me I would not have been taken into custody.

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4 years

I was just shat upon on live television.

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4 years

Me. At 10am.

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5 years

Please play this on a loop at my funeral. Thank you!

Michael Sheetz

@thesheetztweetz

5 years

Is there anyone on TV cooler than @janewells ? No

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4 years

Start spreading the news. And fasten you’re seatbelts. #RunMichelleRun

CNBC Now

@CNBCnow

4 years

JUST IN: Former longtime CNBC correspondent and anchor @MCaruso_Cabrera filed late Monday to run for Congress in New York's 14th District – the seat currently held by Democratic freshman firebrand Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez. ( @AOC )

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4 years

Look. Admit it. If you were 50 and looked like that, you’d pole dance on national TV, too.

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1 year

First time inside the CNBC LA bureau since 3/13/2020.

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4 years

As crazy as the markets and the times are, I actually like seeing all the cool homes where @CNBC anchors and reporters live as they broadcast from home.

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2 years

For the second time in my lifetime, an actor-turned-president is standing up to Moscow. #Ukraine

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6 years

For those who care (all zero of you), I went four weeks into #Lent without booze, but started drinking wine on my 30th wedding anniversary. However, I haven’t had any hard liquor since Ash Wednesday, and while I keep dreaming about margaritas, I don’t actually want one.

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4 years

I feel like today is a turning point. All sanitized hands on deck. Private and public sectors unite (would have been nice for Pelosi to be with the President). More Americans thinking of each other instead of just themselves. Is this the Haines bottom of US fear? #coronavirus

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1 year

Best moment of the day is when the coffee hits the brain and the future suddenly looks bright. The second best moment is when the red wine hits the brain and you’re so glad the day is over.

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@janewells

4 years

In a Wells administration, #robocalls about car warranties will earn you a trip to Guantanamo.

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5 years

It’s over.

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Yabadabadoo

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1 year

How does a 21-year-old in the Air Guard have this kind of access? Asking for a nation.

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@janewells

4 years

Trying to convince myself the weight gain over the last 7 weeks is muscle mass from increased exercise and not because of the new mandatory #wfh cocktail hour followed by opening a bottle of wine for dinner.

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6 years

What. Have. I. Done. I signed up for Japanese at local community college. Today is first day. I am 30 years older than everyone in here. I’m trying to memorize 46 hiragana characters in 8 mins before teacher walks in. Need some sake.

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4 years

If heat really does kill the #coronavirus , LA is good to go. 95 degrees in the backyard. That’s where you’ll find me.

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@janewells

4 years

We all want to get back to “normal” and have jobs. That said, I will miss: having time to cook, eating healthier, taking long walks with my husband, driving 85 mph down the 405 with no CHP in sight, doing live shots in my house wearing slippers.

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4 years

Whether logical or not, the last few days have distressed me more than the last few months.

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5 years

Less than two years ago, #Tiger was in pain, on pain killers, driving under the influence, arrested. Nothing short of a miracle to be clean, playing, winning. An inspiration. It’s never over. Anything is possible.

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2 years

Okay, one more time: 9/11 was not an inside job, Sandy Hook happened, we killed Osama, the Earth is round, and we landed on the Moon. Back to you.

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4 years

Jury foreman told us Unsworth did not prove his case. He did not meet all the criteria necessary to prove defamation. There are five criteria : musk said it to others besides unworth, that reasonable person would would think it was about unsworth

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3 years

Mission acllamamished.

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@janewells

3 years

She is not only a legend. She is the nicest person you will ever meet.

CNBC

@CNBC

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After more than 30 years with CNBC, Sue Herera is stepping back from her day-to-day on-air responsibilities. Here’s a look back at her extraordinary career.

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The smartest person at @CNBC , which is saying something. Glad she’s not walking away completely.

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@talkingbiznews

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. @MCaruso_Cabrera is joining a company board but will remain a @CNBC contributor:

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4 years

Someone is about to turn a year old in Okinawa and clearly misses his grandmother. Poor kid. So neglected and unhappy.

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3 years

Well our @cnbc interview with the #Dodgers CEO just got canceled because I was going to ask about the All-Star game change. It’s a legit question to ask the head of the number one team in baseball.

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4 years

I can’t believe I got a sognal @up here. #MtWhitney

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@janewells

6 years

If we spent half as much time reporting on the homeless crisis in this country as we talk about migrant families, maybe we could do something about the biggest disgrace we’re facing.

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7 years

Grandpa in a wheelchair at airport shouts to me, "Excuse me! Do you have a taser? Because you're stunning!" He's still got game!

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6 years

I really love road trips through America. You are reminded how beautiful this country is, and how nice most people are.

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