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Just walked out of asda There was a woman crying her eyes out saying she’s lost all her holiday money. Felt so bad for her so gave her £50. Don’t usually do things like that but I’d just found 2 grand in the car park…

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Maaaaaate!

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I’m at breaking point and might go under, I just don’t know if I can go on. I’m devastated and extremely traumatised - someone asked me where I was from!!!

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Charles Dickens was a journalist before he became an author - he worked for two local newspapers - it was the Bicester Times and it was the Worcester Times

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2 years

New Police Commissioner

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9 months

‘FORMER world champion boxer Glenn McCrory has been cleared of sexual assault after allegedly calling a waitress "pet" and touching her elbow’ - Glenn is a Geordie. The trial was at the Old Bailey, ffs he called a waitress pet!!!!

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3 years

Bloody hell! Supermarkets are now taking your temperature as you go in, don't fall for it they are erasing your memory, I went in for a loaf of bread and came out with 12 bottles of beer and 2 bottles of whisky

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I’ve been trying to get an appointment to see my doctor for ages. I finally saw him on Tuesday and showed him the rash on my bollocks… He just ignored me and kept pushing his trolley around Tesco

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3 years

Saddest day of my life today. We were due to get married on saturday. My beautiful Dutch girlfriend, fashion designer with very unusual style, even wore inflatable shoes. We'd been engaged for 3 years and now I've had to cancel the wedding. Yesterday she popped her clogs

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Ordered a sofa today - Manager said 14 months delivery. I asked what date, he said 9th December 2022. A Friday I said, morning or afternoon? FFS he replied does it matter? Yep! It's in the afternoon he found out - I said that's OK then cos I've got a doctors appt in the morning

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3 years

My heart goes out to Sarah’s family As if they haven’t enough to contend with - the total heartbreak, just devastating. Without the revolting activists making it front page news for all the wrong reasons.

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2 years

@SadiqKhan London deserves better than Sadiq Khan - the whole country knows it

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My Mrs has been missing now for two weeks and the Police have told me to fear the worst. So I've been back to the charity shop to pick up her clothes.

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2 years

Got to pop out later - hope I don’t get blown to the pub like last time

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@David_RB82 He could catch some themrring

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9 months

Why hasn’t Chris Packham been arrested?

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2 years

‘It keeps the flies off my lunch’

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3 years

Sadly just heard Jethro died from Covid - great comedian. Condolences to family.

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11 months

@ChevyGuy666 Not yet.

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2 years

@EdwardW136116 @AddictSox Too much time on your hands

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9 months

@seavixen899 When I was a kid my dad had a heart attack, very serious and had to stop working for some time. We got free school dinners. When he was well he resumed work and we resumed payment. ‘If you can’t afford them don’t have them’ doesn’t always work. I’m all for paying if you can.

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9 months

@johnestevens 🎵I think he better leave right now🎵

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3 years

FFS - told a joke on twitter yesterday, got lots of likes. Some tosspots claiming I stole it - and even Richard Osman got involved claiming if I'm thanking people for their likes I should say who I got the joke from. Do we all have to do that now then???? it's a joke ffs.

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2 years

@David__Osland Not the brightest on here are you. Will need to build more roads, hospitals, schools, surgery’s, railways, tube lines etc etc etc. Give the next of your 100 tweets a day a bit of thought.

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3 years

Wishing everyone a fun day for my birthday - I would buy everyone a drink but distribution, geography etc

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Had to call the doctor again this morning. I told him the hemarroid cream he gave me caused a very nasty reaction when I put it on. He asked me where did you apply it. I said on the bus

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11 months

@Glenda23803668 Not one shout of Maaaate!

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2 years

Home insurance just gone up from £520 pa to £864 pa - been with them for years and never made a claim. Time to shop around and call to cancel, see if they can do lot better.

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3 years

Once had a pint with George Best in here

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3 years

People get very lazy as they get older There's and old lady lives over the road from me She hasn't even bothered to take her milk in for 5 days

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2 years

@darrenhunter2 @UKLabour Keir Starmer just been on news - said ‘Boris Johnson not doing anything about this heat’. He thinks there’s a switch to turn it down.

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3 years

Very sad news - Sean Lock has died

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@Reverend_Makers What happens to babies in incubators in Israel when rockets land on them?

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2 years

@razzli_ Explain why so many people like Halle Berry, Diana Ross, Williams sisters, Tina Turner etc etc etc

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2 years

Yesterday I was parked in Tescos car park Lots of space, it was designated quiet time so not many cars around Anyway, came out of store and lo and behold someone had dented my car and smashed the wing mirror - with all that f —— space!! Guess what? - She didn’t even leave a note!

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@wicked_donna Will they have a litter

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3 years

@photomikeyhere We indulge her. She gets a big platform here which helps to swell her ego and her bank balance.

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11 months

@MPSu61 Not meant to be - you don’t get it do you?

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3 years

I tweeted earlier that sadly Jethro had died from Covid - as reported on news. Please keep the jabs, double jabs, from or with, mask biz out of it. A great man died - nothing else matters .

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@adilray Can you ever stop blaming and criticising this country. Be thankful for the fantastic life you’ve had here. Little talent but done very well thanks to this country, stop trying to put it down.

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@TimMadigan9 Sweden - they put up with huge rape, violence, crime etc and continue to do nothing about it

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2 years

@Purify_toast17 No, they are blasting her because she set up a scenario and made a harmless conversation into a race issue.

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3 years

Johnny & Fanny Craddock cooking show - Fanny made some jam doughnuts and end of show Johnny says the goodbyes. 'Thank you for watching viewers, hope you enjoyed the show and I hope your doughnuts turn out like fannies'

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2 years

@SimplyRedHQ Did you live in Monaco, Ireland and Italy for a while to avoid tax in uk?

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9 months

@candidaj There’s a fantastic world outside Europe!

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3 years

Test results in - negative!

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3 years

Italy certainly know how to sing an anthem - I almost joined in

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1 year

Why is Lineker front and back page news and on national Tv news. He’s only a presenter ffs. It’s being treated like national importance - he talks about footie and sells crisps.

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2 years

Remake of the film Twins

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How real footballers play!

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@jeremycorbyn Why do you only support criminals - are you supporting policeman who got stabbed yesterday or the policemen Kaba tried to kill.

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2 years

@DanielaNadj Is Brexit on your mind all day everyday - we’re out! Stop being the dullest person on Twitter and tweet something else. We’re not out - we’re out out, forever. We’re out out out - yippeeeeee!

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3 years

Sad News - Charlie Watts has died

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2 years

Happy Saint George's Day to All

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11 months

@Kevin_Maguire The working people who can’t afford a more modern car - nice one Kev.

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The power of a word. I say good morning/hello with just a name-it prompts pleasant and witty replies in 98% of cases. Yesterday someone - whom I've never reacted with tweeted it's because I think I'm superior and got very insulting before blocking me. The power of a simple word.

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Bloody hell! Supermarkets are now taking your temperature as you go in, don't fall for it they are erasing your memory, I went in for a loaf of bread and came out with 12 bottles of beer and 2 bottles of whisky

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@TheBuzzerUK Denmark deported c1600 somalians about a month ago - let’s help by doing the same

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@DrProudman Dear thick barrister - it’s a funeral! It’s not the biased BBCs Question Time. It’s A Funeral!!!

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8 months

@M_Rotchburns Well done staff and security - most just told to let them walk away. This is the only way it will stop - thieving and assault. Sadly the security might get done, outrageous if he is.

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@artycrafty232 Just take the test - won’t do you or anyone else any harm. If I had someone 100 years old in my family I’d take ten if they asked my too.

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9 months

@Reverend_Makers Don’t ask ridiculous questions in first place.

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3 years

"THOUGHT FOR THE DAY" we won

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3 years

TIP OF THE DAY Download all episodes of 'Would I lie to you' I think it's the only funny programme on telly right now. Every single one is funny with the incredible Lee Mack - best ad libber I've ever seen. No political jokes, no swearing or filth yet still extremely funny.

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3 years

@ghost_wales Majority of us feel the same way. Racism been reinvented to cause division. Wtf is racist about Enid Blyton which ever way you look at it. Secret Seven, Famous Five were wonderful books. Stop making great literature into another cause.

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@Kevin_Maguire MP’s earn £81k pa - can afford £150 meal. You earn couple of hundred thousand pa and live in a multi million pound mansion in Richmond, Surrey. Do you eat £1 meals because some nhs workers use food banks?

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7 months

@Jon_Ayre Fred had no facts - just a the usual general statement.

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8 months

@TLtj18 We’re on our own aren’t we? No protection from the police, they’re on the other side.

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3 years

A friend of mine just told me his brother paid £80k to be cryogenically frozen, so that when the have a cure for what killed him they will bring him back to life. I asked him what he died from 'hypothermia' he said.

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@KitKatisWeird7 @ikeijeh @michellegayle1 Did you vote in Brown?

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