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Hey it's Murr! Impractical Jokers on truTV every Thursday night! See me on tour - tix here:

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5 years
Best day of my life.
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4 years
Just a couple of friends hanging out in NYC.
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5 years
Impractical Jokers has been RENEWED FOR SEASON 9!!
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4 years
We begin filming Impractical Jokers again TODAY for the first time in 6 months! I'm so excited to see my friends and amazing crew again. I'm less excited to get punished today. @truTVjokers @WarnerMedia @truTV @TBSNetwork @thetenderloins
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4 years
Happy birthday to my best friend and my best man @Joe_Gatto . Thanks for 30 years of laughter and love!
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5 years
Happy birthday to the best friend a guy could have (and the guy who has the biggest heart of anyone I know), @SalVulcano . Send him some love!
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6 years
Season 1 of Impractical Jokers is now on @netflix ! @truTVjokers
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10 years ago today at this very moment, Impractical Jokers premiered on TV. I feel blessed and lucky, and we realize this has all been possible because of you - our fans, friends and family. We love you. @truTVjokers
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7 years
9 more episodes of THIS!!
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6 years
Just spoke to an 11 year old fan to thank him & his family for buying Awakened. Here's what he said to me: "Murr, I found Larry. He was up your ass to the left." The kid's got some comedy chops.
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6 years
About to get punished, and I was told to dress very warm. I don't like the sound of this.
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8 years
My niece said I was going bald, so unprompted, she cut off a lock of her hair for me. I hope the scotch tape holds.
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7 years
Happy birthday to my bff @Joe_Gatto Love ya buddy
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5 years
First day of shooting Season 8 of #ImpracticalJokers ! @truTVjokers
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6 years
And that's a wrap on the Impractical Jokers movie! Huge congrats to Sal, Joey, Q, Henchy, truTV and Funny or Die. Look for the movie next year! @truTVjokers @truTV @funnyordie @SalVulcano @Joe_Gatto @BQQuinn #ImpracticalJokers
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6 years
Happy Valentine's Day, from the guys and I to you...
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7 years
Great day for biking...
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6 years
Happy birthday to the best friend a guy could ever have, @Joe_Gatto . Love ya buddy.
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7 years
A @verizon worker just called me a sexy little ferret as I biked by. He was right.
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4 years
Thank you to all my friends and fans for the birthday wishes! Love you all!
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5 years
Merry Christmas from the Murrays to your family!
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6 years
You've literally gotten every detail wrong. "Awakened". JUNE 26. Also I'm 98% sure you never read the book. But I love you too.
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I am so damn proud of my friend. It’s been a dream of his for decades to be a novelist. And his book is SO GOOD. Make sure to pick up a copy of “Awake” when it comes out July 26 - love you Murr.
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7 years
The origin of my evil look.
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7 years
My heart goes out to the people of Manchester tonight. Love to you all. #Manchester
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6 years
So awesome meeting the immensely talented @HaileeSteinfeld and her adorable mom today while filming #ImpracticalJokers @Joe_Gatto @SalVulcano @BQQuinn @truTVjokers
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4 years
Birthday tradition continues, albeit a little different this year! @redlobster @melyssadavies
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6 years
Last night my parents & I got trapped in a small town in MD w/ all roads closed/no hotels. The amazing staff of Jumbo Jimmys () took us in/fed us & a dozen fans offered us homes to stay in, which we took 1 up on. Thank u to all the good people in this world
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7 years
No new episode of Jokers tonight, but here's this:
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5 years
@Steven__Fisher First juul I've ever signed!
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6 years
Can't imagine a better way 2 spend my birthday than filming the Impractical Jokers movie w/ my best friends @Joe_Gatto @SalVulcano @BQQuinn , our great crew from @truTVjokers & @funnyordie & knowing that all this is possible cuz of our amazing fans friends & families. Thank u all
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7 years
Overheard just now in NYC: "How much goose d*** do I gotta suck to get some respect in this park?"
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7 years
Humans are awesome. So are puppies. And kittens. And babies. Agree with any of this? Retweet
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7 years
Hawaii didn't go quite as planned.
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8 years
Eyebrows NO LONGER ON FLEEK, thanks to my a-hole friends. I hate losing. @truTVjokers @ComedyCentralUK @WWE #WWERaw
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7 years
5 yrs ago today was the premiere of #ImpracticalJokers . I'm so grateful 2 my best friends, our amazing fans & @truTV 4 this incredible ride!
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5 years
That kinda day.
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4 years
Our awesome wedding invitations finally arrived! Thanks to Image3D for the very unique invitations! Check out their RetroViewer here: @Image3Dusa
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6 years
This was awesome. So cool meeting one of our idols tonight! @jonbonjovi @BonJovi @Joe_Gatto @truTVjokers
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5 years
Literally starstruck meeting him today!!
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6 years
I've never seen anything like this before in my life. Unbelievable.
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6 years
The first hidden camera challenge of the #ImpracticalJokers movie begins filming right...NOW!
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5 years
Waiting for my punishment to begin. No clue what they're doing to me today, but I was told to trim my body hair... @truTVjokers @thetenderloins @truTV @WarnerMediaGrp
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6 years
Just had tears rolling down my damn face outside of Madison Square Garden. @thetenderloins @truTVjokers
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5 years
Our security guard on set just saved my life. Punishment days are the worst. I'm buying him a bottle of his favorite beverage!
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5 years
Happy birthday to my America's childhood crush (and the worst first impression I've ever made), the ageless and supremely talented @danicamckellar !
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6 years
In 8 years of filming this TV show, I have never...NEVER...been more embarrassed than what the guys did to me tonight in the Impractical Jokers movie. @truTVjokers @ComedyCentralUK @thetenderloins #ImpracticalJokers
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5 years
Murray Family Vacation 2019!
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6 years
This store definitely has its priorities straight. @truTVjokers @ComedyCentralUK
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6 years
A dream come true kinda night. None of this would be possible without our amazing fans. Thank you thank you thank you!
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Nothing beats NYC night biking.
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6 years
This was nice to wake up to...
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Happy birthday to the best friend a guy could ever have, @Joe_Gatto . Send him lots of love, all!
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6 years
While filming at the famous Carlo's Bakery today, Q admitted to being the Cake Boss' cake bitch. All in all, a good day. @CakeBossBuddy @TLC @truTVjokers @truTV
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7 years
Pike's Peak Cog Railway, Manitou Colorado
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Happy Father's Day to Dad Murray! You think we looked alike when we were younger??
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7 years
Thank you 2 our amazing UK fans that made this the best week of our lives. See you in October @thetenderloins @ComedyCentralUK @truTVjokers
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5 years
I think I got catfished.
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6 years
Last week @Joe_Gatto forgot to sign his bill at the hotel spa, so he asked me to sign it for him. I'm not sure how his 60 minute massage turned out to be more expensive than my 90 minute massage... @truTVjokers #ImpracticalJokers
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8 years
Still in shock that we ran into the Queen... @truTVjokers @ComedyCentralUK #ImpracticalJokers
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7 years
Fame is going to my head.
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7 years
Just overheard on the streets of NYC: "I think someone roofied my churro."
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6 years
Happy Thanksgiving everyone!
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5 years
This is unbelievable. A letter to me from Santa Claus, Dec. 25, 1986. Just found in my parents' basement.
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4 years
Merry Christmas from my adorable nieces and nephews and I...
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7 years
Filming the season 6 finale of Impractical Jokers @truTVjokers
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7 years
Giants game with Dad Murray and my cousin!
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5 years
@KaylaaFarrell For sure. Q was a fireman. He can deliver the baby if need be
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Exciting news. I've landed my first endorsement deal. Starting today I'm the official spokesperson of My Shiney Hiney. Here live at my billboard off Route 22 in Hillside NJ. Link in bio. Use promo code "MURR" starting Dec 1. @MyShineyHiney
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6 years
I haven't been home in two months, and I'm just a few hours away! I literally cannot contain my excitement.
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8 years
UK fans-please rest assured my blankie is safe & sound. They tricked me & used fake blankies. Yes I'm about to be 40
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4 years
Filming season 9 of Impractical Jokers. Best damn job ever. You're going to love this punishment. @thetenderloins @WarnerMediaGrp @truTVjokers @truTV @TBSNetwork
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This coming Thursday is the season 7 finale of #ImpracticalJokers - an hour-long Holiday Spectacular, and we wore our ugliest sweater! @truTVjokers @truTV @thetenderloins
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Charlie strikes again.
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At dentist & for the past 15 minutes, I've heard a nurse from the other room say "Irene, can you open your eyes? Irene?" Am I being pranked?
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@fandomwhiffler @SalVulcano Try to make friends with 3 other guys that you'll eventually create a TV show with 25 years later
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Introducing the newest addition to the Murray family, Penelope (Penny)! @melyssadavies
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6 years
Just overheard from a tourist: "If this were our last day on Earth, wouldn't you rather have double the Ceasar dressing?"
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5 years
Best video ever.
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Why do I get a bad rap for stepping on shoes when THIS is how @SalVulcano sits on set?! #ImpracticalJokers @truTVjokers @ComedyCentralUK
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7 years
Just overheard on the streets of NYC: "I think I go to the gynecologist way too much."
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Love you, Newcastle and Dublin. Thanks for an amazing end to the tour, and a huge thanks for all the love from our fans for the past 2 weeks
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Just a couple of dudes jumping off a raft in Hawaii... @BQQuinn
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5 years
Another happy Impractical Jokers fan...
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Bailey the pup!
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6 years
Season 7 of #ImpracticalJokers begins TONIGHT at 10p EST / 9p CST on @truTV Any guesses who loses the first episode? @truTVjokers
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7 years
Happy Thanksgiving from the Murray family to yours!
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6 years
Brand new episode of Impractical Jokers in 20 minutes!
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7 years
That was Joe Gatto that tweeted from my phone last. Don't get me wrong, though. I like babies and puppies and humans as much as the next guy
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8 years
Overheard just now: "The only reason I haven't killed you yet is cause you feed me."
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6 years
I can't even catch a break on my own damn movie! @truTVjokers @truTV @ComedyCentralUK #ImpracticalJokers
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Trying to bring some laughter every Thursday night - watch the video below and play Cards Against Humanity with me tonight at 9pm EST and let's help each other get thru this together!
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