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Nii Aryee Nelson

@jaevionn

4 months

Happy 38th Birthday 🥳

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Nii Aryee Nelson

@jaevionn

5 months

They’re really mad about H&M’s visit to Jamaica

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1 year

Why the Jamaican dem a England stay so? Sas chrise!

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1 year

Dear Jamaicans, There is absolutely no need to put saltfish in callaloo. It's great on it's own. ✌️

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16 days

This ridiculous rule in the Caribbean where they tell you which piece of chicken you can get. Like why are you pairing the pieces for me?

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1 year

carnival road march 🥳

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@jaevionn

10 months

When is Olympics? We haffi fix dis asap.

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@jaevionn

1 year

Cheers to another year! Cheers to 37. 🥳

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@jaevionn

10 months

ah weak 😂😂😂

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@jaevionn

5 months

This is a flex. KC yute dem a gwan good 💯💯

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@jaevionn

2 months

Big up Chicken & Tings

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@jaevionn

10 months

Starbucks needs to explain how they recruit and train to ensure the customer service standard is the same at every location at any time of the day. They’re always smiling, happy to see you and even remember your name and order and stuff if you visit a couple times. Well done.

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Nii Aryee Nelson

@jaevionn

2 months

Inna dem house weh dem buy lol

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2 months

A bare 27 year old inna TGI. Where do the adults hang out??

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@jaevionn

1 year

…imagine how outraged they’d be if one a di bad dolly dem put him a ground and deal wid him? Lol

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1 year

Chance The Rapper faces backlash after going Crazy while in his trip to Carnival in Jamaica, despite having a wife 🥴🇯🇲

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@jaevionn

10 months

I am unable to do anything else for the day. I feel weak. This is why I don’t watch no sports enuh 😭😭😭

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Nii Aryee Nelson

@jaevionn

6 months

bae and I looking for a third 😀

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@jaevionn

10 months

Jamaican fast food missed the fast food part of the class.

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@jaevionn

1 year

We, the SBA on floppy disk, generation have unresolved trauma. LOL

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@jaevionn

2 months

School projects that are not age appropriate and require parents or guardians to do the work for their child are creating irresponsible adults who expect someone to always do their work.

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@jaevionn

10 months

Nah lie mi wudda feel better if a did Ta Lou win.

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@jaevionn

6 months

…sometimes I don’t even open the door or go on the veranda. Lol

❥ 𝑪𝒐𝒇𝒇𝒆𝒆 𝑳𝒐𝒗𝒆𝒓𝒔 𝒂𝒏𝒅 𝑭𝒂𝒏𝒔 ❥ ◡̈

@tonyhawktruther

6 months

Having a day where you don’t leave the house at all is straight up insane person behavior. Genuinely can’t wrap my head around that

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@jaevionn

11 months

Tommy Lee shares about his experience in prison and big up the peace officers 🙏

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@jaevionn

1 year

sometimes I work instead of party and eat

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@jaevionn

9 months

Look like we need an app to tell us closest operational ATM with cash so we don’t have to waste time driving from place to place to find one. Kmt

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@jaevionn

1 year

NYC is overrated. Jamaicans need to explore more

Carry On.

@Coitraveler

1 year

What’s a travel opinion that will have you in a position like this?

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@jaevionn

1 year

I want Jamaica to get out of survival mode. Vast majority of us are just surviving; we're just getting by to make it to tomorrow.

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@jaevionn

1 month

Heat Sahara Dust Mosquitoes And cost a living high. Lord wi can’t tek no more

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Nii Aryee Nelson

@jaevionn

4 months

Rebel say throw Unuh tax! 👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾💯💯💯💯💯

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@jaevionn

1 year

Mandeville full a nice big house that very ordinary families live in. Country is really where it’s at enuh. Mi need a house outta Trenton.

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@jaevionn

7 months

You suspend a student for recording and publishing a video of a rickety ceiling fan and think that’s justified?

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@jaevionn

6 months

How do I get back the money I spent braffing for Christmas? I wasn’t thinking right. It was a mistake 😭😭

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@jaevionn

1 year

dem ya a the real deal!

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@jaevionn

2 months

If I had a child and could afford some of these expensive school fees targeting rich people, I wouldn't send my child there. I can't afford the lifestyle of the average child in those schools and I would not put that kind of burden on my child. That's just me though.

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@jaevionn

1 year

I absolutely would not take my money, no matter how much I have, to care for any parent who without any reasonable explanation neglected their duties. This would extend to the grandparent who encouraged the negligence too. Government would have to lock me up. #NotSorry

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@jaevionn

2 months

I just want to know who watching these stupid movies on Netflix and putting them in top 10.

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@jaevionn

11 months

Why me never go PE class and take it serous? They really had us thinking doctor, lawyer and bank manager are the only paths to success in country enuh. 😭😭😭

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@jaevionn

10 months

Shelly-Ann Fraser Pryce is a warrior. She is a phenomenal athlete. 🫶🏾 🇯🇲

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Nii Aryee Nelson

@jaevionn

2 months

Mi fren look like she a one of the 35 celebs that fly dung

ʟᴜᴄʏ ᴀɴᴅ ᴠᴀɢᴀʙᴏɴᴅ 🇯🇲

@LucyAndVagabond

2 months

Hey, boo 😌💅🏾

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Nii Aryee Nelson

@jaevionn

1 year

I was most shook, yesterday, when I discovered that the bottle of liquor they sell for 35K at parties is only 8K in the supermarket.

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Nii Aryee Nelson

@jaevionn

3 months

The people of Hollywood nyam off 5 day worth a patty in one day? LOL

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@jaevionn

1 year

'Phd., Msc., Bsc. means nothing if you can't deliver!'

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@jaevionn

4 months

JMMB operates like how me think bank must work. In and out in 15mins.

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Nii Aryee Nelson

@jaevionn

1 month

just a country yute trying to make it 🙏

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@jaevionn

1 year

Dear Friends, Family, Foes and Well Wishers, I have maxed out my cake sale and fish fry budget for 2023. Sincerely, Jaevion Nelson

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Nii Aryee Nelson

@jaevionn

1 year

Anyway, y'all notice that a lot of our roads barely have information? In some cases, if you don't know the road, you won't even know it is a one way.

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Nii Aryee Nelson

@jaevionn

10 months

Leaving your home country with an opportunity secured and leaving your home country to find an opportunity are two different experiences.

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@jaevionn

4 months

38 years ago mi drop from sky! 🥳

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@jaevionn

3 months

KC needs to be studied. The team spirit is unmatched. How they manage to get the mothers, grannies, wives, side woman, everybody join in like they did the KC course for 5 years is fascinating to me.

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@jaevionn

1 year

Ajani got his Batman costume and insists I post him so he can get some fans 🤷🏾‍♂️

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@jaevionn

23 days

We need to rescue the country from the chokehold the church has on Jamaica. We can start by appreciating they do not always need to be asked for their opinion on every decision made by policymakers--even if they issued a press release.

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@jaevionn

1 year

😭😭😭

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@jaevionn

3 months

The cost of wings no make sense enuh.

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@OhSullyVan

3 months

People people people

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@jaevionn

7 months

@cee_suella We're not asking y'all to be friends. We're suggesting y'all should learn some common courtesies.

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@jaevionn

1 year

Krispy Kreme entrance in Jamaica should be studied.

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@jaevionn

1 year

What would possess me fi go prank a stranger? Inna Jamaica at that! Everybody is a hot head.

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@jaevionn

10 months

These videos about cost of living in Canada. Scary.

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@jaevionn

17 days

Bought gas in 2022 and it still going strong. The company called a month ago worried I found a new supplier. I don’t want to live no weh weh mi haffi use electric stove.

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@jaevionn

2 years

All white affair are @themohwgovjm HIV Awards with @crissyedwardsja 😊

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@jaevionn

1 year

One of the most pointless things in this country that is commonplace is handing a security guard your receipt so they can sign or bore a hole in it without. They don’t even check if the goods on the receipt and what’s in your bag are the same. What’s the point?

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@jaevionn

1 year

Jamaica Eye and License Plate Detection software. Around 800 cameras installed across the island with over 300 of them in Kingston & St Andrew.

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@jaevionn

1 year

Why is Indian food so amazing? Omg.

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@jaevionn

2 months

We routinely blow things up more than they need to. That's part of our problem. Look how dem rate mi last year and gimme 6.5 and mi laugh and keep it pushing cuz what's the big deal. People kept messaging me about it. We crave too much drama (also mi love the mess). lol

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@jaevionn

2 years

pedestrian parking

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@suebellaC

2 years

What's the purpose of the lines on the sidewalk?

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@jaevionn

7 months

I actually work.

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@jaevionn

8 months

Happy to report that all is well. Drinks on me cuz nature cudda tek everything from me 😭🫶🏼

Nii Aryee Nelson

@jaevionn

8 months

Jesus my liquor. I’m not gonna be okay if they get damaged.😭😭😭

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@jaevionn

1 year

Rice and peas or white rice as the standard for lunch need fi change. And mi don't want the food that cook from 6am fi breakfast and siddung inna di wata til 12pm.

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@jaevionn

7 months

breakfast was 👌🏾

Nii Aryee Nelson

@jaevionn

7 months

Ackee and Ham can eat right?

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@jaevionn

2 months

All when yu no click no link the money can disappear from yu account. Bring back bank book yaw man. 😭😭😭

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@jaevionn

7 months

Remember to take care not to splash people when you are driving your vehicles.

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@jaevionn

6 months

Twitter is where adults are unnecessarily and constantly nasty to others. Grow up; this isn’t high school.

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@jaevionn

9 months

Student steps on another student’s Clark’s and finished the day in hospital. That’s not a normal reaction, especially if there was no prior beef. We have some serious challenges to deal with.

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@jaevionn

1 year

Chief Justice salary a 28 million? A dat Dionne say? Mek a go up a UWI go study law deh. 😭😭

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@jaevionn

13 days

Better to work off the calories than live with regret 😁

Nii Aryee Nelson

@jaevionn

13 days

Is a rice and bullybeef kinda weather dis enuh

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@jaevionn

1 year

formally educated people (read those with degree(s) tend to think they can learn nothing from people who are not similarly educated. learning goes both ways. if a even fi learn bout the streets.

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@jaevionn

1 year

Time to monetize Sue! For a small fee, I can schedule a drink with this dolly for you. Serious requests only.

Claire Dunphy

@cee_suella

1 year

See you in 2024 ❤️

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@jaevionn

4 months

All your personal and professional issues don't need to be ventilated online. You don't have to be a spectacle for strangers.

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@jaevionn

1 year

I don’t think we realise that though our food is tasty (and I really do like Jamaican food), there is, in my humble opinion, not much diversity. We food nice though cuz we put wi foot inna it.

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@jaevionn

1 year

Mi change me mind. A the GG work me want! MP work too hard.

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@jaevionn

3 months

Lmao me a dead 🤣🤣

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@jaevionn

11 months

Well done Jamaica 🇯🇲 Big up the Reggae Girls To di world…

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@jaevionn

1 year

I don’t think many of us realise how easy it is for any one of us to be accused of something.

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@jaevionn

5 months

So, we cyaan get PAYE refund too?

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@jaevionn

2 years

The fact that the education minister had to (publicly) ask school administrators yesterday not to lock out students or send them home if they arrive at school late…

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@jaevionn

2 years

I left home at 7:30, dropped off someone in the opposite direction, stopped at a tastee and still get to work in 30mins. We might have to think bout homeschooling as a solution to all a dis. Pickney dem must can teach demself a dem yaad. lol

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@jaevionn

2 months

We don’t have enough activities for our seniors. Basically, they just have church and radio. I feel the same about activities for children. The options are so limited.

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@jaevionn

2 months

🎨

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@jaevionn

3 months

Juici vs Tastee might be one of the oldest and fiercest battles in this country. Streets in Ja and across the world have it that Juici is the best though. Be blessed.

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@jaevionn

1 year

Quinoa is (basically) bird feed.

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@jaevionn

1 year

So android folks feel they special now?

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@jaevionn

1 year

how much money unuh think this be?

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@jaevionn

1 year

why do we have so many rules about food people purchase? 😂😂

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@jaevionn

1 month

What kind of work do I need to do to afford household staff? Can't keep cooking, washing, cleaning, ironing and doing everything for myself. Mi tired.

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@jaevionn

3 months

Juici Hollywood apparently has the authentic Jamaican chairs 🤣🤣

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@jaevionn

1 year

Wah unuh want? Talk fast!

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@jaevionn

9 days

All your friends don’t need to be lifelong friends. Each friend serves a particular purpose at a particular time. It’s okay to move on.

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You don’t have as much friends as you think you do

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Nii Aryee Nelson

@jaevionn

4 months

I know God smiled when he made naseberry. What a supm nice!!!

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@jaevionn

1 year

With all the problems in town—poor air quality, taste bad food, water lock-off, heat, handful a trees, wicked people, the voylence, and so, we really shouldn’t have to pay more than J$15,000 fi rent a 3 bedroom enuh.

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@jaevionn

1 year

Feel rich. Y’all want anything? Talk fast.