Jamie @ivegotwoodagain Twitter profile

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Jamie

@ivegotwoodagain

2 months

If Luton go down with every single club around then being deducted points. It's up there with the Derby shit show. Stop glorifying it

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5 months

Rajovic goal #WatfordFC

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@ivegotwoodagain

4 months

My money is on the new coach being someone only @louorns has heard of, having done 4yrs in the Mongolian 3rd division

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2 months

Distant memory

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2 months

This will come as no shock but we're royally fucked next season. Shocking squad and no money

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Jamie

@ivegotwoodagain

29 days

I think a lot of Watford fans are in for a shock this summer. Some big departures, some rancid bayat tat in and maybe a couple of surprise Utd loans. We are so skint it's untrue

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@ivegotwoodagain

2 months

Nothing to play for. End of season. Blah blah This is terrible terrible terrible football

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@ivegotwoodagain

5 months

@Pierre_1881 Rajovic getting butchered. Sad really. New league and still got 9 goals in a team not playing to his strength

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@ivegotwoodagain

2 months

I wouldn't take Dennis, even if he was on a free and £5k a week

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@ivegotwoodagain

3 months

I was mauled for saying we could potentially go down

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@ivegotwoodagain

3 months

A solid day out in a ridiculously quiet stadium. - A Watford win - Saw the legend Levy - Sat directly in front of @MikeDuffy_28 😄 And my boys saw Watford win for the first time ever 🙈

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Jamie

@ivegotwoodagain

3 months

I'll always love #watfordfc no matter what. Breaks my heart to see the shit we're going through right now and I honestly so no way out right now. I've also got the upmost respect for all those fans that travel home and away. I was them back in the 90's and they were the time

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Jamie

@ivegotwoodagain

5 months

@louorns Bad take. I had a sandwich in the time between the clip and him falling over

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Jamie

@ivegotwoodagain

3 months

If I read another comment about 'culture' change I will honestly scream!!!!

Charlie Zazzera

@CZazzera

3 months

18 players left in the summer and we've spent £3.8m since then. He changed the culture, built a young team we connected with and tried to implement a decent style of play. He wasn't perfect but there was a clear vision. Thanks @Valerien_Ismael and best of luck for the future.

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Jamie

@ivegotwoodagain

3 months

5 defeats in 6 but hey, it's a rebuild isn't it... You fecking idiots 🤬

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Jamie

@ivegotwoodagain

4 months

Ekong, Minaj, Wilmot and basically any other player that leaves Watford (bar Araujo) go on to improve. Maybe we're just a badly run club with poor management and coaching? Ever thought that?

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Jamie

@ivegotwoodagain

4 months

The decline at #WatfordFC is something to behold. Yes man as coach, owners who don't give a fuck and a rag and bone squad of tat. We are falling apart at the seams. Literally nothing good to be said about the club at the moment..and STILL a large portion of fans happily clapping

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@ivegotwoodagain

3 months

As much as it pains me, I'll be taking the kids to Brum Saturday. Who's going? I've still not actually met any of the Watford twitter lot that I've spoken to for years

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Jamie

@ivegotwoodagain

4 months

Asprilla goal. Apologies for the quality #watfordfc

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Jamie

@ivegotwoodagain

6 months

Really hope Georgi stays. We need his thrust in the middle. Louza can feck off today for all I care. Everything that's been wrong in the dressing room.

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Jamie

@ivegotwoodagain

2 months

Andrews shouldn't be exempt from criticism. He's been pony for ages

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Jamie

@ivegotwoodagain

5 months

Serious question... Has Morris ever stopped a cross coming in, ever?

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Jamie

@ivegotwoodagain

4 months

I got blasted last week for saying Val is terrible. I wasn't wrong. He's given up

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Jamie

@ivegotwoodagain

3 months

Who the fook looked at Ngakia, his health record and decided he was due a new contract?????

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@ivegotwoodagain

3 months

When was the last time we saw forward progression that quickly and through balls to the strikers? All I see now is sideways back and forth with no game plan

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@WD18Fans

3 months

#OnThisDay 9 years ago, a devastating @T_Deeney and Matěj Vydra helped Watford come from 2-0 down to win 3-2 at Elland Road... 💪 #WatfordFC

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@ivegotwoodagain

3 months

We are absolute toilet. Val needs to go but these players are a disgrace

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@ivegotwoodagain

4 months

30 days of no alcohol. Down from 106kg to 100.7. Bit of jogging, skipping and gyming 💪

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@ivegotwoodagain

3 months

Watford twitter, whilst remotely entertaining, has become a bit of a dangerous place too. Borderline comments creeping in here and there. Someone is going to overstep the line soon, and for what? An owner who doesn't give two shits about any of us. We're just income to them!!!

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Jamie

@ivegotwoodagain

5 months

Respect to all those who have travelled to Plymouth. Lets hope the boys turn up today too 👍 #watfordfc

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Jamie

@ivegotwoodagain

5 months

What do Watford have against Premier league loans?

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Jamie

@ivegotwoodagain

2 months

If Clevs is giving the job, just make it a 2yr deal and DO NOT then make it a 5yr two months later if he wins a game

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@ivegotwoodagain

2 months

Downes and out

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@SouthamptonFC

2 months

90+6: Goal for Cardiff. Ashford. [2-1]

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Jamie

@ivegotwoodagain

4 months

I'm firmly Val out at this point. Come at me... Clappers

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Jamie

@ivegotwoodagain

4 months

We are a fucking embarrassment up front. Clueless

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Jamie

@ivegotwoodagain

2 months

Rajovic top goal scorer next season after a pre season of kebabs and Jaeger bombs. Pin this tweet

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Jamie

@ivegotwoodagain

4 months

Watford in dodgy, over spending, badly managed accounts shocker!! Just another day in the wonderful world of Watty! Still, we spunked £2m on a player we already had on loan for the remainder of the season. #keeponclapping 👏👏👏

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Jamie

@ivegotwoodagain

7 months

3yrs ago this very day, I matched with this bird on #Hinge . Moved in after a month, engaged inside a year. Married inside two. What's meant to be will be 🥰

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Jamie

@ivegotwoodagain

4 months

I kindly ask that someone please clarify this 'rebuild' that Watford are supposedly in? I'm genuinely curious

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Jamie

@ivegotwoodagain

8 months

I'm so done with my club. Run by a bunch of clowns. Nothing to like about us at the moment what so ever. Pathetic #watfordfc

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Jamie

@ivegotwoodagain

2 months

I think Kayembe's performance are going under the radar. His break up play is largely unnoticed. I hope he's around next season as he's only getting better IMO

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@ivegotwoodagain

5 months

Don't like to bash but Morris is pony

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Jamie

@ivegotwoodagain

2 months

Not to be critical but why the hell didn't we try and win from that final corner....oh yeah, we cant cross the ball 😅

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@ivegotwoodagain

4 months

@cian40930353 What we rebuilding exactly?

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Jamie

@ivegotwoodagain

4 months

Only logic to Chak signing was to free up a loan space? Surely

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@ivegotwoodagain

4 months

I've made my permanent decision .. Bayo is crap

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@ivegotwoodagain

3 months

Manga and Costa must be pissing themselves right now. We're so far in the bin we're almost compost

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@ivegotwoodagain

1 month

First home win in 18yrs. Bosh 😎

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Jamie

@ivegotwoodagain

8 months

One week completely sober. It's not much but it's a start. Feeling clear of mind, motivated and focused. Next step is week two 💪

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@ivegotwoodagain

2 months

Never ever ever a free kick. Ref is a fucking disgrace Pathetic

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@ivegotwoodagain

1 month

@jordi_waks I'll have what you're drinking mate

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Jamie

@ivegotwoodagain

3 months

So basically like watching Watford play at the moment

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Jamie

@ivegotwoodagain

8 months

@Ignatius_ie @CrimeLdn Until you need one

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@ivegotwoodagain

2 months

So with zero investment our best line up is Bachmann Morris Porto Hoedt Pollock Andrew Kayembe Kone TDB Asprilla (assuming not sold) Bayo Dead

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Jamie

@ivegotwoodagain

2 months

Kayembe's clean up work is unnoticed yet excellent

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Jamie

@ivegotwoodagain

1 month

Three centre backs and you leave their top goalscorer completely unmarked. Genius

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@ivegotwoodagain

3 months

Our fans are directing their anger and frustration at the wrong people. Protest at the club and talk with your feet. I would hope most fans just want what's best for our club. The rest is just background noise

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Jamie

@ivegotwoodagain

5 months

Absolutely embarrassing. Morris is getting done by a non league player time and time again and Dan B.... Don't get me started 😭

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@ivegotwoodagain

4 months

I honestly think we're going down lads. Scary thought but massively possible

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@ivegotwoodagain

3 months

We don't have a pot to piss in but I'd be going all in for Danny Rohl

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Jamie

@ivegotwoodagain

3 months

I'm guessing but I would imagine the delay in getting rid of Val, is agreeing to a payment structure for his near 5yr contract FFS

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@ivegotwoodagain

2 months

Why's Asprilla not going down then 😭

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@ivegotwoodagain

2 months

@WatfordFC Shot stopping ✅ Passing 🚫 Coming for corners 🚫 Attitude 🚫

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@ivegotwoodagain

5 months

@FredFUTTrader Not yet. Looked ok but give him his due, setup the winner and did a job. Very very very early days

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@ivegotwoodagain

5 months

TDB goal. #WatfordFC

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@ivegotwoodagain

5 months

@WD18Fans @maisfutebol A) I think I'm the only one who thinks that's about right B) @louorns said don't trust the source C) We are skinter than skint

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Jamie

@ivegotwoodagain

2 months

People need to let the Mara incident go. We lost. Move on

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@ivegotwoodagain

5 months

Rajovic nearly costing us again with the touch of a barn door

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@ivegotwoodagain

5 months

Get Bachmann out of this club ASAP

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@ivegotwoodagain

7 months

@androofrench Said players should be sold in Jan. Simple

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Jamie

@ivegotwoodagain

3 months

@wfcgeorge_ Pensioners??? 😂 It's a good mix of pubeless kids, sensible middle aged men and crazy senile old geezers 😂

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Jamie

@ivegotwoodagain

8 months

The #watfordfc fan infighting is at an all time high I see. Can't go a day without people arguing over the Pozzo's, Bayat, VI etc. I'm guilty too of course. The hilarious thing is, the club don't give a flying fcuk about the fans. We're just cash cows to them 🤮

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Jamie

@ivegotwoodagain

1 month

Reckon this is the first Watford game I've not seen in person or via an illegal stream for 5+yes And I honestly couldn't care less. Am I excited/intrigued what next season brings? Fuck yeah

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Jamie

@ivegotwoodagain

5 months

Kone's a final ball short of being really good

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Jamie

@ivegotwoodagain

4 months

Is anyone truly enjoying the style of play this season? People are so obsessed by the trimming of the squad and removal of bad eggs that they've forgotten what good football looks like.

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Jamie

@ivegotwoodagain

4 months

Just so I'm clear, we're happy about signing a player we already had on loan for the season? (Great if it frees up a place). An unfit Dennis and an unwanted CB (at the time) has said he's staying. Pozzo rock

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Jamie

@ivegotwoodagain

1 month

@louorns Kane would have scored from that three on one chance just after he went off. Tuchel has had a mare

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Jamie

@ivegotwoodagain

5 months

- Tickets not showing for sale - Linked with players not able to actually move - Legal proceedings - Buy outs - Rivals bein gifted Prem status It's only Tuesday FFS 😅

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@ivegotwoodagain

2 months

@hazzawfc12 I'm an old fart but this is embarrassing. I watched some of the antics during the game. Fair play to them for going home and away but honestly, they're about as hard as an old man's todger

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Jamie

@ivegotwoodagain

2 months

Andrews is actually quite wank

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Jamie

@ivegotwoodagain

5 months

Go three at the back, get Morris off and get another striker on

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@ivegotwoodagain

5 months

Only thing stopping me from smashing the TV up is exercise. This team man... Killing me

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@ivegotwoodagain

3 months

People actually applauding the season ticket price freeze like it's a reward FFS 🤣🤣🤣 Pozzo's having everyone's pants down and laughing in your bum fluff faces

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Jamie

@ivegotwoodagain

4 months

EIGHTY MILLION ENGLISH POUNDS 😂

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@DeadlineDayLive

4 months

🚨 Tottenham are preparing a late bid to sign 23-year-old England midfielder Conor Gallagher. Chelsea want around £80m for Gallagher, who has 18 months left on his deal. (Source: Football Insider)

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Jamie

@ivegotwoodagain

4 months

A midfield that can't move the ball forward and a striker who can't hold the ball. Winning formula

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@ivegotwoodagain

4 months

@Umayr_WFC With this coaching I think that's impossible anyway. Can't keep playing 5-6 defenders with 20 mins to play

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@ivegotwoodagain

5 months

6 months ago, who would have said they would be gutted Kayembe is off to AFCON

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Jamie

@ivegotwoodagain

3 months

Fair play AJ. Now we have to sit and watch Fury dodge him for months on end.

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@ivegotwoodagain

7 months

Props to Frenchy getting the interview but I don't believe a single word coming out of Watford. All pointless sound bites with no substance and buzzwords to appease fans annoyance #watfordfc

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Jamie

@ivegotwoodagain

3 months

That my friends is pure unadulterated relegation form

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Jamie

@ivegotwoodagain

4 months

Not sure what's going on here but the midfield is non existent and Bayo is getting zero service. Woeful so far

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Jamie

@ivegotwoodagain

2 months

Jamal Lewis is bloody god awful

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@ivegotwoodagain

4 months

Kone has fucked off down the tunnel and ignored Val

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Jamie

@ivegotwoodagain

4 months

This is one of the worst pitches I've ever seen

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Jamie

@ivegotwoodagain

2 months

I'm pleased to announce I'm launching a new podcast whereby @JordanWiemer and @louorns will scream football stats at each other for 60 mins whilst I bake a cake with @UncleRonSr in the background. Would you subscribe?

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Jamie

@ivegotwoodagain

2 months

@louorns So true. Subs killed us off. Martins was horrendous

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