Mrs. Jordan🫶🏽 @itslunnaverse Twitter profile

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Mrs. Jordan🫶🏽

@itslunnaverse

1 year

Face card and physique served on a silver platter. 😘

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@itslunnaverse

3 years

When you finally open up to her and now she think you a bitch ass nigga

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@itslunnaverse

3 years

Any man that gotta swallow something down his throat to survive is suspect. I get all my food and liquid sstrictly through IVs.

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@itslunnaverse

3 years

They put me on the Summer Jam screen. Smh my relationship good as over 🤦🏾‍♂️

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@itslunnaverse

3 years

Y’all be bragging about what you bring to the table, and it’s all superficial. Shit I can get myself. Fuck all that, are you a good person? Are you considerate? Are you empathic? Sympathetic? Are you trustworthy? Supportive? Do you know when to shut the fuck up sometimes?

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@itslunnaverse

3 years

Women trip me out with that “Waste my time” shit. Shorty I was getting to know you. I know you now, ion like you. 😂🤷🏾‍♂️

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@itslunnaverse

2 years

You riding dick with a shirt on, looking like Winnie the Pooh.

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@itslunnaverse

3 years

I’m calling my lawyer. They didn’t have to blow my face up. I tweeted that amongst friends and people I don’t care about. This is against my consent

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@itslunnaverse

3 years

@mostwantedDOLL6 Man wtf? How my tweet make the radio before any of my songs? 😂😭

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@itslunnaverse

11 months

@Southside_Gunn Them orcas was in the studio. It's called bass, nigga

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@itslunnaverse

2 years

“My child is gonna give me the love I deserve…” 😂😭Now why you putting all that pressure on that baby? Knowing you a horrible person?

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@itslunnaverse

3 years

Niggas talking bout they photosynthesize. Word? You let somebody’s Sun shed his light on you? That’s what you and your kind call it now? Smh

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@itslunnaverse

3 years

Why Astrology bitches never have a telescope? How tf you know what Mercury doing?

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@itslunnaverse

2 years

I thought I had good dick, but it turns out she just really like me as a person. I’m bout to go throw up

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@itslunnaverse

3 years

Getting your daily dose of Vitamin D? Smh ugh

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@itslunnaverse

3 years

Women say “Some niggas are just to have fun with.” And I honestly wondering why I’m not one of them niggas? Why am I always one of the niggas y’all wanna be with? That’s not unfair. I want some carefree coochie too.

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@itslunnaverse

2 years

Shorty said she a “pansexual” and I got excited. Finally a bih with a passion for cooking. I was horrified when I found out what it really meant.

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@itslunnaverse

2 years

Will Smith might be the only husband I’ve seen in the friendzone

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@itslunnaverse

3 years

Shorty wanna talk after sex and now you telling her about how your daddy never came to any of your birthdays smh

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@itslunnaverse

3 years

I love pussy, but ion like women. Same way I love ketchup, but hate tomatoes 🤷🏾‍♂️

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@itslunnaverse

3 years

Just for the record, I haven’t bought any pussy since the beginning of this year and me and my girl just started dating officially last week. 👀

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@itslunnaverse

3 years

I know my dick trash and ion care. Ive been working warehouse since I been 18, sports all my life, my back fucked up, my joints tight, I smoke weed and drink heavy. But I pay the bills, so all I should have to do is get it up. How bout you do some work witcha lazy pussy ass

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@itslunnaverse

3 years

BRUH LOOK AT THIS SHIT! JUST LOOK AT IT! TAKE IT ALL IN! Nobody said nothing. Guess who that is in the back. Bet you can’t guess.

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@itslunnaverse

3 years

Never forget

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@itslunnaverse

2 years

I like my sex workers a lil ugly in the face. If they’re too pretty I start wondering where things went wrong for them.

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@itslunnaverse

3 years

Fr tho, as a man you’re never suppose to open up. You’re suppose work, smoke, drink, have sex and break things until you eventually die a quick sudden death at the age of 55.

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@itslunnaverse

2 years

NY niggas pick an age they like and just stay there. Fabolous been 23 for 2 decades now

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@dococt_

2 years

Southern niggas eat kool aid pickles & go to Waffle House as a personality Trait. But New Yorkers do to much? Man..

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@itslunnaverse

3 years

Stop being soft nigga

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@itslunnaverse

2 years

The age gap debate is always fun on here. Bc a 13 year old can rationally decide to change their gender, something that could scar them for life, but a 19 year old doesn’t have the mental capacity to date a man over 25. 😂😭

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@itslunnaverse

3 years

My misogynistic tweets are for pretty women. I want them to behave. You ugly women can do whatever you want ion care.

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@itslunnaverse

2 years

“Why is a 25 year old dating a 19 years old? What y’all got in common?” Good question, but I got a better one. Why are you in college dating drug dealers, scammers and party promoters? What do y’all have in common? Why you not fucking Simon from your study group?

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@itslunnaverse

3 years

Y’all want Kevin Samuels to fail and all he want us to do is get our shit together so we can strengthen the Black Community. What’s wrong with y’all?

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@itslunnaverse

2 years

I never understood the big deal behind your woman fixing your plate until I watched my cousin make her man’s plate while he watched football, and I had to get up and fix my own. I wanna jump off the roof now

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@itslunnaverse

3 years

Niggas calling me “gay” like that’s gonna make their Twitter boo like them.

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@itslunnaverse

2 years

@ItalianFiesta Called that nigga “Rocket Man” 😂😭

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@itslunnaverse

10 months

Y'all really call this shit "women's empowerment " and this is the same bitch who y'all want us to take serious over YK Osiris kissing "w/o consent." THIS BITCH IS A HO AND YALL THINK THIS SHIT IS CUTE. IT IS DETRIMENTAL TO BLACK WOMEN WORLDWIDE.

Suki WITH THE GOOD COOCHIE

@sukihanagoat

10 months

Suki takes London 🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧

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@itslunnaverse

3 years

If my parents made me get it out the mud, why tf would I buy them a house when I finally make it?

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@itslunnaverse

3 years

The “applying pressure” thing is frustrating not only Bc y’all fuck niggas for nothing, but y’all do the most for niggas that ain’t did shit for you.

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@itslunnaverse

3 years

Say what you want, but Cardi’s “Invasion of Privacy” is damn near a perfect album. The bar is dumb high for female rappers now

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@itslunnaverse

3 years

See how Twitter tries to convince you that hoes are good people? Then you date one, get played and they laugh at you? Smh

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@itslunnaverse

3 years

I like women with jobs and hobbies. They be too tired to fuck everyday. You lazy hoes that ain’t got shit going on wanna fuck all day everyday, bc you’re depressed about being a loser. I know, I used to be right there with you. Fucking to feel some self worth. Better yourself

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@itslunnaverse

3 years

Nah this isn’t new info. People knew. The real question here is, why y’all let that happen? Nigga played in y’all faces.

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@itslunnaverse

3 years

You should still get a gun. I mean why tf you think we got guns? We scared of these niggas too. 😂

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@itslunnaverse

4 years

@_buckszz Bc you’re available and desperate to show you’re value to me when I already know it. You’re my hoe 🤷🏾‍♂️

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@itslunnaverse

3 years

I love big and thick women. But if I ever get married, she gotta be under 150lbs. I couldn’t imagine having to leave my unconscious wife in the middle of a house fire Bc I can’t pick her up.

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@itslunnaverse

3 years

Now don’t get it twisted. I don’t hate women. I don’t wish any harm on y’all. Y’all just kinda aggravating. You’re entitled, self-centered, you’re never satisfied, not even with yourself, y’all worry about every fucking thing 😂, just stfu and chill sometimes.

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@itslunnaverse

3 years

@kdrama_best The way I didn’t say anything about men. Y’all be so jealous of your boyfriend’s homeboys 😂😭. Coming up with these bullshit theories And then pat yourselves on the back to soothe that bruised ego Bc nobody like being around you. Not even women 😂

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@itslunnaverse

3 years

I hate meeting fathers. Wanting shake your hand all hard nshit and threaten you to treat their daughter right. Me? Shiddd you shoulda seen the niggas she dated before me. And why ain’t none of them dead, Mr. Sir? Pussy ass Pops

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@itslunnaverse

3 years

Shorty will tell you how a nigga never bought her anything, had her doing threesomes and finessed her out of $1000 and you be sitting there thinking “Bitch where my threesomes and $1000 at?”

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@itslunnaverse

2 years

Being allergic to pollen just means you weren’t supposed to make it. You got weak blood, how you allergic to nature? How you suppose to hunt and you sneezing?

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@itslunnaverse

2 years

When women say that “You wasted my time.” shit, It’s never like you stopped her from getting a degree, or furthering her career, you know something to actually better herself. Nah you just stopped her from fucking a few niggas that’s she’s probably gonna end up fucking anyway

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@itslunnaverse

2 years

With women it’s simple, and I had to learn. You’re either Him or you’re not. If you’re not “Him”, it don’t matter what the fuck you do.

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@itslunnaverse

3 years

Look at all the women upset, when all I asked them to do was ride some dick after a hard day of work. Smh ungrateful

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@itslunnaverse

3 years

I’ve taken a bath with dish soap, but I was like 6 down my grandma house. And it wasn’t no fucking Ajax. It was Dawn, Bc we might’ve been poor, but my gma loved me, and she would never.

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@itslunnaverse

3 years

Which reminds me, ladies. Tax Time is upon us. So some words to the wise. If he can’t flip his own money, tf make you think he can flip yours?

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@itslunnaverse

3 years

Nah, the wildest thing is Gehghis Khan r*ping so many women that 5% of the World’s Population are direct descendants of him

Mrs. Jordan🫶🏽

@itslunnaverse

3 years

What’s the wildest thing in history in your opinion?

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@itslunnaverse

2 years

“What one nigga won’t do, another nigga will.” I bet, that’s why I don’t feel bad for not doing it. Letting the next nigga do it >>>>>

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@itslunnaverse

3 years

Ladies, stop saying that nigga ain’t do nothing for you. He might not have helped pay any bills, or progress in life, but he fucked you and gassed you up, and you really needed that at the time. And tbh that’s harder than paying bills, Bc you bitches are a full time job

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@itslunnaverse

2 years

You let 16 niggas hit raw in less than a year? You lucky you just came out with a baby 😂😭.

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@itslunnaverse

1 year

@BDaMonsta Why doesn't she just sit down and feed him?

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@itslunnaverse

3 years

Women want Men to take the initiative when it comes to dating, but here’s the thing. Men never wanna go anywhere 😂😭

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@itslunnaverse

3 years

Mosquitoes gonna run a train on both y’all

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@itslunnaverse

2 years

In Dababy’s defense, I would’ve called the police on that white woman calling me the N word too

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@itslunnaverse

11 months

@TheRealDrePapi This man made his point clear and concise yet y'all still took it as a threat to have to date parents when nobody told you to. If you do, cool. If you don't, cool. If your first thought is "couldn't be me" nobody said it had to be😂 learn to live life on your own accord.

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@itslunnaverse

2 years

Ive never been one of those “Your loss” kinda people. If you choose them over me, I hope it work out for you, Bc I have real love for you and want you to be happy. You doing bad ain’t gone do me no good. Also, you can’t come back over here. So good luck.

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@itslunnaverse

3 years

Women don’t do nothing for me Bc ion let em. You ain’t bout to be telling your friends you took care of me after only buying me some Nike Slides

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@itslunnaverse

3 years

Somebody said Roaches and Shrimps were from the same family. And somebody quoted it and saying “Ion give a fuck if they were real sisters.” 😂😭

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@itslunnaverse

2 years

Kim was a Hell of a wife. She got him out of 58 million debt, gave him 4 kids, helped build his Yeezy brand, supported him through all that MAGA and Drake shit, showed up to DONDA and cried when speaking about the divorce that he asked for. He need to leave that poor girl alone

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@itslunnaverse

3 years

Could you date somebody that smoke crack? Not an everyday thing, but like on the weekends when they don’t have shit else to do.

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@itslunnaverse

3 years

It’s not snitching if you telling on white people

CNN

@CNN

3 years

An Instacart shopper at an Atlanta supermarket told police he heard what he believed was the sound of someone loading guns in a bathroom stall. Then a suspect was arrested as he exited the bathroom — with six guns in his possession.

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@itslunnaverse

3 years

I’ll never date a hoe ever again. Spent $30k+ on her in less than a year, only find out she fuck broke niggas selling dreams. But I needed that, to realize how valuable and rare a good woman is.

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@itslunnaverse

3 years

“Getting Pussy” was a flex back in HS and college. Back when that was pretty much all you had. We grown now, sex is just something you do.

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@itslunnaverse

2 years

Being single forever would be the move until realize that most of your friends probably aren’t gonna stay single. They’re gonna get married, have kids, do family shit, and you’re still gonna be trying to hang out, get drunk and do single shit every weekend at 46. Like a loser

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@itslunnaverse

11 months

@HeartlandHipHop @adhdintheoffice @ScottieBeam Her inbox got office hours and formalities

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@itslunnaverse

3 years

Fr tho, why you need to know my weaknesses? Who tf you think you is Batman?

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@itslunnaverse

3 years

“Niggas just wanna fuck.” Yea. What else am I suppose to wanna do? Support you and help you reach your goals? Lmao FOH

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@itslunnaverse

3 years

Being a real man sound like a fucking scam

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@itslunnaverse

3 years

Nothing worse than when you gotta crazy bitch, and don’t nobody know bc she pretty and carry herself well in public. Everybody think it’s something you did to her. Nah the bitch just crazy

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@itslunnaverse

2 years

My girl proposed to me today. In front of everybody. Bitch ruined Christmas

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@itslunnaverse

3 years

HARLEM SHAKE

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@itslunnaverse

3 years

Women so full of themselves that the mere thought of somebody not liking them has them throwing out homophobic assumptions, and calling me out of my name. 😂

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@itslunnaverse

3 years

I never understood why they got so mad at Ice Cube for demanding the winner do something specifically for black people?

Torraine Walker

@TorraineWalker

3 years

Can I be honest? I think politically, African-Americans are pretty much done. 2020 was our last chance and once the DNC saw they could use Black proxies to shout down anybody demanding tangibles for our votes it was a wrap. Everybody else got legislation. We got twerk videos.

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@itslunnaverse

3 years

Look at all the niggas acting like they ain’t never pillow talked

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@itslunnaverse

2 years

When the pussy be wack, I be looking around the room for shit to steal on my way out.

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@itslunnaverse

3 years

And im not saying that women should lose weight. I’m saying Men should get stronger. If you’re man enough to lie down with her, you gotta man enough to pick her up. Bless up

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@itslunnaverse

3 years

I used to wonder why women wait so long to come out as sexual assault victims, but I had to ask myself, “If I got raped, how long before I tell anybody?” And tbh, I’d probably take that shit to grave, so it does take a lot of courage, bc that stain don’t come off

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@itslunnaverse

2 years

I feel sympathy for pretty women. Im really a sucker. A ugly bitch can cry all she want ion care. Might rub her shoulder or something but that’s it.

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@itslunnaverse

3 years

If you need some dick, don’t wait on me. I gotta lot of shit going on right now and need to get some money.

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@itslunnaverse

11 months

@Morbidful She took the anger out on those innocent women for what he mother did to her. SMH.

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@itslunnaverse

3 years

As long as I’m not the one spending the money.

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@itslunnaverse

3 years

Women don’t care nothing about introducing you to niggas they’ve fucked with. 😂😭 Have you buying weed from this nigga and everything.

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@itslunnaverse

11 months

@ImToBlame Fuck she supposed to do. Play some elite card game we don't know about?

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@itslunnaverse

3 years

Women don’t realize how much work they are in a relationship. I gotta tend to you physically, mentally, emotionally, financially, ask about your day, listen to you gossip about shit I don’t care about, pay my bills and yours, provide intimacy and attention, keep you interested…

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@itslunnaverse

2 years

If you truly love a woman, you gotta let her go, and if she comes back then you know……that nobody don’t really want her, why should you?

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@itslunnaverse

3 years

I don’t know if being gay is a choice. But I know love isn’t a choice. As a man that’s fell in love with hoe after hoe after hoe, when I knew I had good women that actually liked me, I know we don’t choose who we love. That’s why I don’t judge or fault nobody at that.

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@itslunnaverse

3 years

@dtewill @ThomasMaya4 Hoes love an excuse to be hoes 😂😭

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@itslunnaverse

1 year

@brenastii You can tell who's happily married here and who isn't. I ain't talking about the celebrity wives either. 😂😂😂

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@itslunnaverse

3 years

You can give that pussy to anybody, but if you swallow my dick, I gotta believe you love me at least a Lil bit. I know you not doing that to everybody……..please tell me you’re not doing that to everybody.

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