Tom Crabtree @itsCrab Twitter profile

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Tom Crabtree

9 days

🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥 Shoutout @AmericanDadLive for this killer Packers “G” light for the home office! Appreciate the great work my man! GO PACK GO! #packers #keeptheG #GoPackGo

AmericanDad

@AmericanDadLive

9 days

Yo, @itsCrab this took me 5 hours to make. Where you want me to send it?

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Tom Crabtree

@itsCrab

5 years

My ass to bed

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5 years

Who you taking? 🤔

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Tom Crabtree

@itsCrab

8 years

Not all cops are pigs @Kaepernick7 . The same way not all NFL quarterbacks are good.

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Tom Crabtree

@itsCrab

2 years

So blessed to have seen AB lose a Super Bowl in person. Such an electric, generational talent 🙏🏻

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Sincerely AB

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Tom Crabtree

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7 years

wIsh jay cutler NoThINg buT the best IN his broadcasTing career

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8 years

You can play quarterback?

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@nickjonas

8 years

Minneapolis... I've got a surprise for you..

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2 years

Congrats @AaronRodgers12 ! You literally couldn’t have done it without me until like next week or the week after. 🐐🐐🐐🐐🐐🐐🐐🐐🐐🐐🐐

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3 years

I love you @AaronRodgers12 . That’s all I got. Nothing behind this tweet or what the future holds other than I wanted to see my guy get another ring. So deserving. What a pleasure it is to watch this man play week in and week out and see his actions off the field as well #GoPackGo

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2 years

Holy shit Antonio Brown just ran through my front yard!

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3 years

My sources are telling me JJ Watt wants to play the sport of football, be paid to do so, and be on an above average team.

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4 years

I liked Big Bob Tonyan before it was cool.

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@itsCrab

2 years

Ah no worries @Bengals defense. It’s just Derrick Henry running full speed at you COVERED IN METAL

Ian Rapoport

@RapSheet

2 years

#Titans RB Derrick Henry will play today with a metal plate and 5 screws in his foot and a metal plate in his shoe. My story on the return of the 👑

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Tom Crabtree

@itsCrab

2 years

No one on that staff who has special teams in their title should be employed above a junior high coaching level ever again.

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2 years

Sports Illustrated

@SInow

2 years

“We don’t text, we don’t communicate like that. We haven’t had an official sit down, like bring it all in for a hug, since I left Green Bay.”

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6 years

Josh McDaniels was the Colts’ coach for 45 minutes in the offseason and still only had one win less than Hue Jackson has had in two years in Cleveland.

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6 years

If you ever thought a team/front office/coach gave a shit about a player’s character, see the Patriots letting the fraud @MartysaurusRex suit up and play tonight. Quit and lied in Green Bay days ago, now signed and playing in New England.

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Tom Crabtree

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4 months

Congrats to the Bears on another season.

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Tom Crabtree

@itsCrab

1 year

@RealSkipBayless Read the fucking room, man. Jesus.

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Tom Crabtree

@itsCrab

3 years

Excited to finally be able to take my kids in for their COVID vaccines this weekend! And they’re excited too! They understand it isn’t just protecting them; it’s protecting their friends and family as well.

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Tom Crabtree

@itsCrab

7 years

Yeah I will. Someone held a gun to his head and said "Make this kick or you have to watch 'Undisputed' on FS1."

Skip Bayless

@RealSkipBayless

7 years

WOULD SOMEBODY PLEASE EXPLAIN TO ME HOW EITHER ONE OF THOSE MASON CROSBY FIELD GOALS MADE IT OVER THE CROSSBAR OR INSIDE THE UPRIGHT????????

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Tom Crabtree

@itsCrab

6 years

To all 2018 NFL prospects: If you arent drafted tonight or at all this year, don’t get discouraged. Remember you can be an undrafted free agent who kinda hangs around for a couple years with a team or two and ultimately is better known for ur social media presence than football.

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Tom Crabtree

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3 years

TEAM32.

Chicago Bears

@ChicagoBears

3 years

QB1.

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Tom Crabtree

@itsCrab

8 years

Well, he owns you so he can do what he wants with your colors.

Chicago Bears

@ChicagoBears

8 years

Everyone wants to wear the #BearsBlueandOrange . 😏 #Oscars

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Tom Crabtree

@itsCrab

6 years

As I’m sure you all heard by now, I won 4 dollars in the Mega Millions drawing last night. Please respect my privacy at this time. Thank you

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Tom Crabtree

@itsCrab

1 year

Good job Quay. Fucking dipshit. Selfish.

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Tom Crabtree

@itsCrab

2 years

@KurtBenkert A tradition unlike any other, @GregJennings talking shit about 12 in the offseason.

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Tom Crabtree

@itsCrab

7 years

It's late, I'm tired and headed out of Florida in the morning. Quick thoughts/story and "thank you" @ChickfilA :

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Tom Crabtree

@itsCrab

5 years

Typical Bears team. Solid defense. No offense. Can’t beat the Packers. Next.

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2 years

Tom Crabtree

TickPick

@TickPick

2 years

Name a random player that has won a Super Bowl

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2 years

Haven’t watched wrestling in years and @PatMcAfeeShow has me glued to #WrestleMania Hyped.

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Tom Crabtree

@itsCrab

6 years

This is getting ridiculous. I’m boycotting the NFL tomorrow and Wednesday.

Rob Demovsky

@RobDemovsky

6 years

The NFL doubled down on Clay Matthews' much-debated roughing-the-passer penalty and said Monday that not only was it the correct call, but it will be used on a teaching tape sent to teams to show what not to do. Details here:

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Tom Crabtree

@itsCrab

3 years

My career yards per catch average is higher than all four of them. #Greatest

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@AaronNagler

3 years

Greatness

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Tom Crabtree

@itsCrab

6 years

Hey that play by the Vikings was still pretty cool last week though. They’ll always have that. And they get to start next season in the stadium that hosted the Super Bowl. Very neat!

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Tom Crabtree

@itsCrab

7 years

Why/how would you drain a sewer? When you drain something, it goes to the sewer. You'd be re-filling the sewer with what you drain from it.

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@realDonaldTrump

7 years

Drain the Swamp should be changed to Drain the Sewer - it's actually much worse than anyone ever thought, and it begins with the Fake News!

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Tom Crabtree

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4 years

The Packers were the only NFC North team to win today.

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Tom Crabtree

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2 years

Ja’Marr Chase really reminds me of myself back in 2012 if I’m being completely open and transparent with you guys.

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Tom Crabtree

@itsCrab

3 years

Worst situational defensive call and execution I’ve ever seen in my life.

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Tom Crabtree

@itsCrab

4 years

Huge self-own. They're literally showing everyone why we don't need to reopen gyms.

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4 years

WATCH: Protesters calling for gyms to reopen in Florida are doing squats and push-ups outside the Clearwater courthouse #Florida #COVID19

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Tom Crabtree

@itsCrab

7 years

At least have the decency to not celebrate when a fellow player is clearly injured badly. Piece of shit. #GBvsCHI

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Tom Crabtree

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4 years

Imagine being a Lions, Bears or Vikings fan. Wow wow wow

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Tom Crabtree

@itsCrab

5 years

When your opponent tries to let you score so they can get the ball back but they don’t know you have a 200 IQ.... #GoPackGo

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Tom Crabtree

@itsCrab

2 years

You’re “on TV every week” because of the guy you are asked to comment about every week. I know exactly how media works. Sit down. Be humble.

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@GregJennings

2 years

@itsCrab @KurtBenkert You’re funny! So now you don’t know how media works. I’m on tv every week 😂

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Tom Crabtree

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6 years

Aaron Jones with 8 carries for 48 yards in the first half so looks like his night is over

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Tom Crabtree

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3 years

Chris Paul is the worst. Fuckin dork.

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Tom Crabtree

@itsCrab

7 years

Found some people who play music and sportsball..... @foofighters @AaronRodgers12 #goodtimes #coldplay #nickleback

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Tom Crabtree

@itsCrab

8 months

11 years later and the BEARS STILL SUCK

Packers History

@HistoricPackers

8 months

Today in 2012: Tom Crabtree's ( @itsCrab ) 27-yard TD off a fake FG shovel pass kickstarts Packers en route to 23-10 win over Bears on TNF. Green Bay's defense intercepts Jay Cutler four times and accumulates seven sacks, as Chicago nets just 74 passing yards on the night.

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Tom Crabtree

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6 years

Headed to Wisconsin in the morning. Goal is to have finished a Spotted Cow by noon. 🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄

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Tom Crabtree

@itsCrab

2 years

Oh just you wait Dan! And wait some more….and keep waiting….until the deadline has passed.

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2 years

Packers YOU CANNOT SIT STILL

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@itsCrab

6 years

. @MartysaurusRex happy for you man. Surgery to Sunday Night Football in 24hrs. 👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍

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3 years

THE BEARS STILL SUCK

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Tom Crabtree

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1 year

Hey does anyone know what we got in exchange for Aaron Jones? Picks? Players? Both? Hope he is doing well wherever he is.

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Tom Crabtree

@itsCrab

7 years

@TomNamako @PressSec

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Tom Crabtree

@itsCrab

5 years

Cobb with a TD. Clay with a sack.

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Tom Crabtree

@itsCrab

3 years

“Yeah dumb Packers! Keep building your roster the way you have been for over a decade! Idiots!”

Adam Rank

@adamrank

3 years

Jordan Love could eventually be an All-Pro. But it's ridiculous not to give Aaron Rodgers the supporting cast that he needs. As a football fan, I find this irresponsible. As a Bears fan, I encourage you to keep doing it. Draft another QB in the first this year, too.

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Tom Crabtree

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10 years

You haven't experienced awkward until you've received dozens of insults intended for a man with a name similar to yours.

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11 years

How cool would it be to live in a world where George Zimmerman offered Trayvon Martin a ride home to get him out of the rain that night.

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@itsCrab

5 years

“If only Brady had a fourth string tight end with zero career catches.” -An Idiot

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5 years

If only Tom Brady had Aaron Rodgers' receiving corps & run game. If only Brady had a Davante, a J Graham, an Aaron Jones, a Valdes-Scantling, an Equanimeous, even a Tonyan. If only Brady had a defense like the Pack Sack Attack. (Brady is 7-3, Rodgers 4-4-1 with a loss to Brady).

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Tom Crabtree

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4 years

These kids' parents ruined them by never telling them "No" and making them believe they're the center of the universe their whole lives. This is the result. They don't give a shit about others and don't think about the world outside of their little protective bubble. No empathy.

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@CBSNews

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“If I get corona, I get corona. At the end of the day, I'm not gonna let it stop me from partying”: Spring breakers are still flocking to Miami, despite coronavirus warnings.

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4 years

@TheHerd @ColinCowherd You're an idiot. Discuss.

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6 years

I love you forever and for always @AaronRodgers12

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Tom Crabtree

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2 years

Matt Nagy is a fucking dork.

ProFootballTalk

@ProFootballTalk

2 years

Matt Nagy on taunting: There's young kids watching games, I'm a firm believer in respect.

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4 years

lmao i just about threw up on myself when he said we "found additional footage..."

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Tom Crabtree

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1 year

Amari Rodgers is a case of a team sticking with their guy/pick for way too long. Trying to fit a square peg in a round hole.

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Tom Crabtree

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2 years

@hasanthehun You have the frame of most NFL tight ends

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2 years

@GregJennings @KurtBenkert Ratio

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@itsCrab

3 years

Just so we’re clear, I hate Twitter and I hate all of you.

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Tom Crabtree

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3 years

Nice route by that guy that I definitely knew was on the roster.

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Tom Crabtree

@itsCrab

7 years

Also congrats on his season being over. Maybe he can be a guest on your struggling show now.

Skip Bayless

@RealSkipBayless

7 years

Congratulations to Dak Prescott for again outplaying Aaron Rodgers, again holding off Romo and again performing like a clutch MVP.

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Tom Crabtree

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5 years

So sad to hear about the passing of Bart Starr. I had the honor of meeting him at the Lombardi Golf Classic in 2012. He was riding by on a golf cart and I basically jumped in front of the cart to meet him. He was happy to stop to say hi and take a picture. I’ll never forget it.

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Tom Crabtree

@itsCrab

3 years

Ted believed in me when I didn’t really believe in me. Thank you and RIP Ted Thompson.

Green Bay Packers

@packers

3 years

Thank you, Ted. Remembering the legacy of former #Packers GM Ted Thompson

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3 years

When @AaronRodgers12 sends you a package…

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Tom Crabtree

@itsCrab

2 years

One of the CBS analysts could confess to a murder right now live on-air and get away with it.

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Tom Crabtree

@itsCrab

3 years

After some grueling negotiations, I’m afraid the @packers and I were unable to agree to terms on my return to the team this week. Unfortunately it came down to the fact that I’m a completely useless, unathletic, tub of shit. Just know it wasn’t about the money for me. #GoPackGo

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Tom Crabtree

@itsCrab

3 years

Good job playing football last night @AaronRodgers12 . Congrats on the 50k yard milestone. About half of those yards were to me I think so that’s neat too.

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Tom Crabtree

@itsCrab

3 years

They threw a flag on Adams for being better. Smh.

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Tom Crabtree

@itsCrab

6 years

Poor guy. They must be forcing him to play too.

Ian Rapoport

@RapSheet

6 years

This story keeps getting more interesting. Source says there is a good chance Martellus Bennett plays tonight for the #Patriots . It’s the expectation. Three days on the roster & now on the field.

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5 years

Hate to see it end this way but a change was needed. Will always respect and appreciate MM as a coach and man.

Adam Schefter

@AdamSchefter

5 years

Packers have fired Mike McCarthy and named Joe Philbin interim HC.

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Tom Crabtree

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2 years

Reminder: Bears Still Suck #GoPackGo

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2 years

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@NFLonCBS

3 years

Most 50-yard TD in NFL history: Jerry Rice 36 DESEAN JACKSON 33 Randy Moss 29 Terrell Owens 27 Lance Alworth 27

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Tom Crabtree

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3 years

Unedited and live….

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Tom Crabtree

@itsCrab

2 years

Glass half full: It’s only Saturday and we didn’t have to stay up late on a Sunday night to witness whatever that was.

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Tom Crabtree

@itsCrab

2 years

Sources are telling me Tom Brady has decided to either retire or not retire at some point in the future. Developing situation stay tuned.

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Tom Crabtree

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6 years

Don’t be surprised if Dr. McKenzie drags the official back onto the field by his legs against his will.

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Tom Crabtree

@itsCrab

5 years

The Chicago Bears. #NationalTellAJokeDay

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Tom Crabtree

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9 years

I'm officially retiring from football. Thanks for all the support and criticism over the years. This means I can do dirty jokes on here now.

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2 years

Going to be a loooooong next 8 days for the 5 of you in Wisconsin doing Dry January.

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Tom Crabtree

@itsCrab

6 years

Only difference being he is a majority owner of the Bears.

mike freeman

@mikefreemanNFL

6 years

Aaron Rodgers now owns two teams. The Bucks and the Bears.

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6 years

I won’t watch this because I KNOW I will like Jay Cutler and that doesn’t fit my narrative.

Very Cavallari

@verycavallari

6 years

Say “hi“👋 to #VeryCavallari premiering tonight at 10/9c on E! 😍

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6 years

For the record: I’m fucking thrilled that the scenario of 12 coming back is a step closer. Don’t forget that. @AaronRodgers12 is the best player in the league and God Bless this scan he is getting in the next 48hrs 🙌🏻🙌🏻🙌🏻🙌🏻🙌🏻🙌🏻🙌🏻🙌🏻🙌🏻🙌🏻

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Tom Crabtree

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2 years

One crazy thing Rodgers and Adams have in common to me is that they both make playing their respective positions look so effortless and smooth that I don’t think we always truly realize how beyond elite they are.

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2 years

Would love to see the Packers trade for him. Can you imagine him AND Aaron Jones getting 4 touches per game?!

theScore

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2 years

Do you think Alvin Kamara will be dealt before the trade deadline? ⚜️

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Tom Crabtree

@itsCrab

6 years

This is embarrassing given the situation. Packers playing/fighting(?) for a potential playoff spot and the chance for the best player in the league to return. Losing by 14 to a team that is 0-12 late in the game. Heads must roll if this holds. How am I wrong?

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Tom Crabtree

@itsCrab

5 years

When Aaron Jones gets a touch....

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Tom Crabtree

@itsCrab

5 years

The Packers have arguably the best QB, RB, WR and at one point best TE in the league and this is the result: a bunch of punts and failed drives and a losing record. Defense is good enough. Not great but good enough.

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Tom Crabtree

@itsCrab

8 years

A very very early Throwback Thursday for all my Bears fans in my mentions. 😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘

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Tom Crabtree

@itsCrab

2 years

Fucking ejected for that are you kidding me?! Lol wow

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Tom Crabtree

@itsCrab

8 years

Yeah! No team has ever done well after a 4-3 start! Oh wait. What's this? The Aaron Rodgers led 2010 Packers started 4-3? Shut up dick fart.

Skip Bayless

@RealSkipBayless

8 years

R-E-L-A-X, Aaron. Your Packers just fell to 4-3.

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Tom Crabtree

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6 years

I have a hard time believing they tried rushing him back with that injury. In 2012 they were paying me far less than him, I was similarly ineffective on the field and they sat me in preseason game 4 with just a sprained shoulder. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

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