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Israel state - חשבון מדינת ישראל (parody)

@israellill

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Israel state parody account, our content is intended to be satirical. We wish no harm to anyone.

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Israel state - חשבון מדינת ישראל (parody)
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Don't panic, We are just targeting Hamas
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We are being humiliated by these Hamas bastards #hamas #bastards
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I'll open a lawsuit against the person behind these antisemitic memes
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Today, I received my DNA test results. The result proves that I'm an Ashkenazi Jew indigenous to the land of Israel. This is our answer to the Anti-Semites who call us European Colonizers.
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Meet our Israeli protestors advocating for peace in streets
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@Israel @cogatonline Excuse the new admin please He forgot that we bombed the Nuseirat Refuge camp and Nuseirat bakery in central gaza 4 months ago
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@Israel Just 60 years ago we were bugging for a shelter in those countries, now we stole a country 💙 Never give up always chase your dreams.
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@MichaelRapaport Throwback when a random guy scored the best 3 points ever
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Refuting every claim we make is utterly antisemitic
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@Israel Show them how our @IDF forces executed this man and his little son in 2000, the incident that resulted another intifadah
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The map of Great Israel 4000 years ago 💙 #AmIsraelChai
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Which one do you love more? I personally prefer the top right one.
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@Israel @LulaOficial Holocaust is the only card we have
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My favorite Israeli dictionary
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Hitler used to escape school to watch our Crime Minister @netanyahu
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𝐆𝐫𝐚𝐩𝐡𝐢𝐜 𝐰𝐚𝐫𝐧𝐢𝐧𝐠 ⚠️ 🚨 Hamas uses fast food to hide weapons because fast food is fast, which is hard for the @IDF to catch due to its speed 🚅
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My Polish father after stealing a Palestinian house in Sheikh Jarrah
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@netanyahu Keep going Crime Minister, the US just rewarded us with another 26 billion dollar, they're fueling our crimes
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@MichaelRapaport @IDF Our freedom rapists
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LoL
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Antisemitism everywhere
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Staff Sergeant Abigail Windberg, She has ancient Jewish roots in the Kaifeng community in China. She was stripped of her humanity and decided to join the @IDF army to defend our colonies in Palestine.
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@RabbiShmuley Is that what a Rabbi teaches his own daughter? We respected you
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@visegrad24 To the people who think God Created Watermelon 🍉, you are wrong we created it
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@Israel America just passed a 26 billion dollar bill to us, how can we be sad? 💙
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I'll block anyone who says I'm German
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@ItamarBen_Gvir @IDF That's the price you pay to become a chosen one
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Meet Jessica, a 22 years old Israeli Chai praying for peace in Gaza
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@netanyahu Don't listen to them Crime Minister
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𝐆𝐫𝐚𝐩𝐡𝐢𝐜 𝐰𝐚𝐫𝐧𝐢𝐧𝐠 ⚠️ 🚨 These are not toys, these are weapons the @IDF found in baby incubators inside Al Shifa hospital.
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@Israel Of course we will be happy! I just came from Brooklyn, I stole a Palestinian house in the west bank, I have two passports, and I made the Palestinians miserable #AmYisraelChai 💙
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@EylonALevy Unfortunately our soldiers forgot to use their bodies and used bullets instead
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@Israel The second admin forgot to mention that they were soldiers
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@EylonALevy I don't cook, I don't clean, I'm an IDF soldier
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@JustLuai Hitler and a Jewish girl happily smiling in germany. This is the Nazi germany that the media doesn't show you.
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Me after seeing my DNA results
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I'm really proud to be a Zionist, This is our trademark!
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🚨 𝐁𝐑𝐄𝐀𝐊𝐈𝐍𝐆 Our propagandist Yosef Haddad fucked around and found out 💔 #Antisemitism
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@YosephHaddad I heard you talking about satisfaction
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I can't believe we are losing against these Hamas bastards
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This is unbelievable, terrible, antisemitic #Colombiauniversity
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Those who didn't realize that we are anti Israel parody
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@benshapiro I hate the fact that what we are doing in Gaza is more documented than the Holocaust! We need to find solutions for this otherwise we will lose the social media war
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@barak45654 Yes absolutely
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Just an average Israeli Chai advocating peace 💙🇮🇱 #AmYisraelChai
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My brave son is Killing hamas bastards Her son:
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We have the right to self-determination
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Our heroic @IDF unlocked a new achievement. Unbelievable!! #AmYisraelChai
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Our @IDF soldiers seem to love Hitler and Nazism, that explains their moralities in the battle field
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@Israel @UNRWA We have also found this UNRWA tank with a copy of Mein Kampf inside it
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𝐁𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐤𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐧𝐞𝐰𝐬 ⚠️ 🚨 Israeli intelligence revealed that more than 7880 ants were directly involved in the 7th of October operation 🔴 Hamas used ants to dig their tunnels system and guard hostages 🔴 Ants were spotted celebrating the 7th of October operation
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Breaking records 💙 We are at the top of the list of the top paid actors in the world for 2024 💯 #AmYisraelChai 💙🇮🇱
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Remember what you are fighting for ❤️ #AmIsraelChai 💙
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@MOSSADil @MOSSADil we pay to make believable propaganda, not to share this blunder!! We are not funding you anymore
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Breaking 🚨⚠️ Again this is what we have found in a random house in Gaza. No words.
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𝐆𝐫𝐚𝐩𝐡𝐢𝐜 𝐰𝐚𝐫𝐧𝐢𝐧𝐠 ⚠️ 🚨 This is what the @IDF found in a random house in Gaza 🔴 Hamas are using the Israeli flag to wipe their butt, which means " we will wipe out the only Jewish state Israel" 🔴 This toilet paper is produced in a large scale, which means "we…
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BRING THEM BACK HOME NOW!! #AmYisraelChai 💙🇮🇱
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@emilykschrader Unlike them our protestors are so peaceful
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Genocidal tents
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Ideal, Typical Zionist family 💙 @RabbiShmuley @LauraLoomer @OliLondonTV
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@Cobratate Our propagandists running to say: An Islamic jihadi stabbed a Christian priest
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We are a very diverse country 💙🇮🇱 #AmYisraelChai
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@YosephHaddad @Reuters You're no longer useful for us as a propagandist
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🚨 𝐁𝐑𝐄𝐀𝐊𝐈𝐍𝐆 Our propagandist Yosef Haddad fucked around and found out 💔 #Antisemitism
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@elonmusk Conditional freedom of speech Israel first, Elon second 🥈
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@DrLoupis @MannieMighty1 You're antisemitic, the Jews have the right to self-determination and they should control countries the way they want!!
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@mosha3324 هو مباشرة من جهنم خالدا مخلد فيها يحتفل
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Breaking 🚨⚠️ This is the passport of the Turkish tourist who stabbed one of our worthless soldiers in Jerusalem
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Dear Pajeets, After building the third temple, we will build toilets for you as a reward for your phull support 💙
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Our @IDF army is targeting no one but civilians
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The question is for Pro-palestinians, is it because we are Jews?
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@GadSaad Them: how many civilians your Jewish state have murdered? Gad: They were goyims
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My account is hacked by hamas
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When an Israeli kid asks his @IDF soldier dad about his job
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@EylonALevy As if we are throwing flowers upon Gaza
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@HananyaNaftali Hey Naftalie, we said 1200 last time, let's unite our propaganda otherwise no one will believe us
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Thank you our indian friends 💙 🇮🇳
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🚨 𝐖𝐞 𝐚𝐫𝐞 𝐡𝐢𝐫𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐧𝐞𝐰 𝐬𝐨𝐥𝐝𝐢𝐞rs Qualifications: 🔴 4 years experience in diaper industry 🔴 No moralities, no humanity 🔴 Willing to fight in the Front Lines Note: We pay good. #hiringalert
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Tax money is honey 🇮🇱💙🇺🇲 #AmYisraelChai
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@Israel Excuse our 14 years old admin, we Just fired him
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Homeland please
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@HananyaNaftali Damn! We ruined it.
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My son keeps asking me the same question everyday, while I totally ignore the answer.
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@HananyaNaftali Unlike them we teach our kids love and peace 🕊️
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I wanted to write 6 million years but I didn't have enough space
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