I’m quitting Twitter and im graduating today, my girlfriend is pregnant and im giving everyone that likes this tweet 5 dollars and im leaving my girlfriend and making her my wife today and im dying of stage 5 cancer tomorrow
@sharknibbles
ok so the study i just looked at states an increase in glucose in the saliva but as the fermentation process usually happens in the gastrointestinal system the saliva usually isn't really alcoholic in any way
Almost died today.
A robber came into my house with a machete and held it to me.
Luckily, Bladee was playing on my speakers.
He suddenly started listening and had several prostate orgasms and fell to the floor. Thank God 🙏❤️
All games are political statements. You either choose to intentionally make your statements or to turn a blind eye to them. You can choose not to engage in discussion but it doesn't change a game's expressed values.
@sharknibbles
these puppy girls need to try out the luxury of a king sized bed with a high quality expensive mattress before they start asking for cages
@sharknibbles
I do not have such a thing as shelf plushies all of mine are right next to me in my bed cuz I’m awesome like that (i have only half the bed usable)