Bec Judd is genuinely so embarrassing. Imagine post like 8 insta stories of sponsored content a couple days after dropping another line of $200 leggings and then wearing a ‘Free Melbourne’ tshirt as if she’s imprisoned in her fucking mansion.
I was 13 weeks pregnant and at my scan on Wednesday we found out our little beans heart stopped. I don’t say this for attention or whatever, I just want the whole world to know they existed and they were so loved and wanted.
Bec Judd calling Dan Andrews dictator dan is so funny to me. See what happens when we tell truly average people that they’re impressive and smart. Just crying from their mansions about how tough lockdown is :(
I message my friends cab ID numbers. 'text me when you're home'
'can you just stay on the phone while I walk to my car'
I cross the road if men are walking towards me at night.
I am scared of every man on a train at night.
This is literally how women live.
Scott Morrison keeps saying Victorians have been let down and hurt by our government but honestly the biggest stress in my life right now is that in a few weeks I’m going to be financially fucked because of the federal government.
Dan Andrews: we are easing restrictions but you have still gotta be really careful and stay home as much as you can
Victoria: pandemic over! Time to party!
Andrews: well there has been a significant rise in covid cases
Victoria: HOW THE FUCK
The Sydney v Melbourne thing is a bit of fun when you’re joking about potato cakes not when you’re wishing covid and lockdown on people you absolute donkeys
I'm so sick of having to justify AFLW to a bunch of men who hate women. Let's think about this. If you don't like it don't watch it. Just don't watch it. How can you hate women so much that their existence angers you like this. It's ridiculous.
Everyone in Melbourne is allowed to complain about lockdown and it doesn’t meant they are anti the lockdown measures it means we are experiencing a collective breakdown and want to scream. Okay.
Dan Andrews said from the day he extended the state of emergency that he would review everything on the 11th of May. Not that restrictions would end. He’s not just punishing mothers and then ending restrictions at midnight tonight. You guys have lost it.
Dudes. All women already know ‘not all men’ the problem is that we don’t know which men. Sorry that we’re a little freaked out we keep getting murdered.
My favourite thing about Aussie authors is that all their books are like ‘okay so just imagine the saddest thing ever, and it’s happening to children, and their lives will change forever, and it’s a small town’
The channel 9 news just referred to the Cook statue as the ‘the captain cook attack’. It’s a statue. The captain cook attack happened on Valentine’s Day and was MUCH funnier.
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I think Labor celebrating him doing 100 pressers has truly broken my brain. That’s not an achievement. I’m glad he fronts the press every day but it’s not a good thing that he has done 100 press conferences in a row. It is a sign of massive failure that has hurt this whole state.
I can think our border laws are ridiculous and detainment is bad while also thinking the Novak situation is hilarious. I’ve considered the hypocrisy and I’m okay with it.
I thought I was done but I am not. The way the Andrews government have tried to police a health crisis. Unfairly and cruelly fine already marginalised people. Locking up public housing towers. Blaming the people of Victoria instead of the government fuck ups. It’s gross.
Every time you say 'be safe. Be aware. Do this.' it's not just the victim blaming that makes us so mad.
It's that we already fucking do that and men still murder us. This is not our fault. We are not to blame for the violence of men.
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When we want into second lockdown, it was with faith that the government would address the issues that meant a small number of cases overwhelmed the system. And it doesn’t appear that they’ve fixed that and it’s obscene.
I need to say that I have a chronic illness and am immunocompromised. My 91 year old Yiayia lives with us. Under no circumstances will I break a single rule or risk her health, my health, or the health of anyone else. I’m just saying today I woke up sad because this it tough.
It feels like he won’t change his mind on anything because he is unwilling to admit government failure. At the same time we’ve been abandoned by the federal government. Melbourne sucks right now it’s really sad.
Dan Andrews and his government have put us through hell and while I support necessary lockdown and restrictions my belief that they can fix these problems is really wavering.
Therapy is so expensive. So expensive. Men should be encouraged to do stuff that is good for their minds and souls. If that is exercising and talking to friends and reading some books then fuck yes do that. Making fun of dudes for trying to improve their well-being is so weird.
Men: I'm big into self improvement!
Women: Are you getting therapy?
Men: I've read Mark Manson and Pirsig's work—
Women: Are you getting therapy?
Men: I'm hitting the gym five times a week—
Women: Are you getting therapy?
Men: Have great chats with my female friends—
I wish we had an actual opposition party who could challenge him on all this bullshit. I have always liked the Andrews government and I have supported them but this situation is insane and his refusal to admit where the government has failed is horrendous.
The reason AFLW is important is because the little girl who was auskicker of the week said Daisy Pearce is her favourite player. It's important that little girls have these amazing women to look up to.
Proper cooked that we spent 2 years in and out of lockdown to prepare for living with covid and now we are living with covid and our systems aren’t prepared for it.
Evangelia Zambelis. 1929-2020. With The Sound of Music playing, with her daughters by her side, my beautiful Yiayia passed away. The world doesn’t feel the same without her.
Questioninf the government and wondering if processes are fixed and if we’ll be safe is so normal and good and everyone should do it. Being on the ‘dictator dan’ train for months because you want to leave your Brighton mansion to go to your Mornington Peninsular mansion is not.
The North Melbourne fans paid tribute to their coach Alastair Clarkson with a minute of applause at the 23rd minute of Q1.
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Every time a man claims I blocked him for no reason I just search his handle and ‘Goodes’ and literally 100% of the time it turns out they’re a racist.
Just had my last session with my therapist who I’ve been seeing for 10 years. Usually when our sessions end he says ‘I’ll see you next Thursday’ and today he said ‘I wish you well Imogen’ and it was weird and I’ll miss him but I don’t need him anymore
So many different threads about Melbourne and Sydney. I don’t care how Melbourne is similar or different or about gold standard or whatever else. I have spent weeks and weeks and weeks of the last year in lockdown and I am just so sad and I wish everyone would shut the fuck up.
Not getting vaccinated isn’t just a choice you make for yourself. It’s a choice you make for the immunocompromised around you. For people who cannot be vaccinated. It’s selfish, it’s unfair, and it makes you a shitty person.
You can still think the Andrews Government has done good things but criticise them when they do terrible things. That’s step 1 in not being a hack you peanuts.
I’m losing my mind over the boomers being like ‘right to disconnect, in my day we didn’t have the blah blah blah’ in your day you didn’t have mobile phones or the internet. Fuck off.
I often think of Goodes and how we watched the final year of one of the greatest players ever be destroyed by feral fans. He was booed until his final kick. For Collingwood fans to do this to Buddy is just so gross. It’s been almost a decade. Change.
Buddy Franklin, one of the game’s modern greats, will only be around for a dozen games at most, and Collingwood fans reckon now might be a good time to boo him. If you’re an adult human doing this, have a word with yourself.
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Curfews don’t work. Dan Andrews admitted this last year that the curfew was for policing not health. Gladys said it in July. It’s ridiculous that they are enforced on people.
Dimostenis Zambelis. 1934-2020. My wonderful Papou. Surrounded by his family, two days after his beautiful wife left us, Papou left us too. We are in unbelievable pain but it’s comforting to know they’re together again. Having a coffee I’m sure.
Anyone else feel like we’ve just started our pandemic in Australia? The past 21 months, with our controls in place, we have postponed (controlled) the virus compared to other parts of the world starting their 4th wave?
It’s cool how the AFL can be in talks with governments and do everything possible to get AFLM back, including securing membership tax breaks. but can’t bring AFLW back for 2 weeks to finish the season 🤷🏼♀️
A lot of dudes who are like ‘the Socceroos losing every group stage match was very brave and talented actually’ are being very critical of our most successful World Cup team ever. Interesting.
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clubs to make a statement against violence against women in this weekend’s matches.
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CEO Don Pyke led the push, with
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support & now backed by all clubs. Statement likely to involve coaches & players before games. Details
We’ve been in a pandemic for 18 months, if Nadia Bartel wants to snort a mysterious white powder off a plate and video herself and put in on Instagram I honestly think we can’t judge.
I'm so sad for whatever happened to Miranda when she was younger that made her like this. The boys club you desperately want to be part of doesn't care about you or your wellbeing.
When I was 18 I was standing waiting for a cab at 2am. A group of dudes came over and asked for a smoke. Gave them one and moved away. They followed and asked if I wanted to come to a party. I said no several times. Eventually they said 'if you don't come we'll rape you'
People actually in Victoria: this is pretty tough would love to see my friends soon
QV: and when I saw one set of footprints I realised it was Dan who carried me