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2 years

laughing again thinking about how before covid the biggest threat facing society according to people on this website was the release of The Joker movie

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4 years

this was the climax of a recent seagal film

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7 years

why do atheists talk like penultimate jrpg final bosses delivering their last monologue

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4 years

world war 2 was wild. here are the leaders of the allied forces in 1945

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6 years

"dude you need to watch black mirror. it really shows our dependency on technology and how incorporated to digital spaces we are" mate just fucking watch digimon

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4 years

donald trump jr in a week

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4 years

*tears down countless buildings with historic value and large parts of the urban fabric to be replaced by a nandos, tesco express, and student flats* The statue is an important part of our history. We can't remove it

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7 years

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7 years

when you try communicating with liberal twitter:

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6 years

woooooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOH

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8 years

new twitter bio:

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4 years

i love The Sopranos

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4 years

thinking about that guy brushing his teeth at the merzbow show again

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7 years

liberalism is such a dead end that even its utopias can only offer bipartisan infrastructure bills

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7 years

Meanwhile on Earth 2, President Hillary Clinton is enjoying a quiet day in the Oval Office after signing a bipartisan infrastructure bill.

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6 years

the plan: a tiny, kid-size submarine using the liquid oxygen transfer tube of falcon rocket as a hull. light enough to be carried by 2 divers, small enough to get through narrow gaps - guiding the thai boys to ground where they'll be reunited with families

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3 years

japanese dub al pacino in heat sounds exactly like normal al pacino

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7 years

if anybody wants a sneak peak of tomorrow's hot takes

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2 years

GUY WHO SPENT MONTHS ON HERE ARGUING THE RELEASE OF THE JOKER MOVIE WAS THE BIGGEST THREAT TO SOCIETY: Here's a little primer on what's happening in Ukraine right now [1/??]

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4 years

TIRED: flying a cessna to jeffrey epstein's island WIRED: some guy flying malaysia airlines flight 370 out of the bottom of the ocean

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4 years

Chambraigne Socialist

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4 years

It's #NationalBossDay ! As is tradition, please respond with the wildest/weirdest/worst shit a boss has pulled on you.

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5 years

bernie sanders will have a hard time winning the vote of celebrity rolling their eyes reaction gif twitter

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7 years

still my favourite quote ever

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7 years

YOUNG TORY: being working class is laziness. your ancestors were lazy. also you should be gassed YOU: fuck off YOUNG TORY: this is abuse

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4 years

it's cool how we have a whole industry dedicated to confusing aesthetic choices for ethical ones

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4 years

sometimes i have to remind myself of just how bad the clinton campaign was in 2016

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4 years

saved you reading the guardian over the next 6 months

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3 years

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4 years

everyone tweeting good wishes to boris johnson with a union jack in their name looks like this

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9 years

This Is What Disney Princesses Would Look Like If They Were Articles From A Terrible Website

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4 years

Nonce voting intention: CON: 100% (-) LAB: 0% (-)

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4 years

what did they do to him

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4 years

british political pundits are like "I love hard hitting satire" and you ask them for an example and it's a puppet from the 1980s based on a racist stereotype and the joke is its trousers fall down

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7 years

ok i have no words for this one. zero

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4 years

OTACON: We found Joe Biden. We were right about him being in Delaware, but... SNAKE: But what? OTACON: He's already dead. SNAKE: When did it happen? OTACON: Well, ah...about a hundred years ago. SNAKE: What the hell?

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7 years

werner herzog tried to warn us

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8 years

ok we have reached peak alex jones. peak alex jones

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5 years

everyone on this website is like "all cops are bastards!" but all it takes is for one pikachu to become a detective and suddenly blue lives matter. hypocrites

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7 years

snake... have you ever heard of 'les enfants terribles?'

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7 years

TRUMP: let's run government like a business LIBERALS: boo! down with drumpf! MACRON: run it like a start up LIBERALS: he's so dreamy 😍😍😍

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4 years

heck, i'm tired of earth. these people. i'm tired of being caught in their malarkey. not a joke

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5 years

ME: i love cocteau twins. i sing along to all their songs THEM: Oh, really? What do they go like? ME:

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5 years

this game sucks

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4 years

just reading about 'the pakistani mr bean'

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4 years

Welcome to Twitter. Here is your copy of the Communist Manifesto, The Sopranos Season 1-6 Blu Ray and a copy of Master and Commander: The Far Side of the World for some reason

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3 years

how norm spent his 54th birthday... shitting on bret easton ellis

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7 years

when you've finally had it with the increasingly complex political jokes on your feed

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7 years

i'm re-reading that yakuza review yakuza 3 article and this part gets me every single time

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4 years

the europe i believe in

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7 years

liberals, 1930: communism doesn't work. read keynes 1980: doesn't work. read animal farm 2017: Guys, Hagrid Would't Want A $15 Minimum Wage

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5 years

me on linkedin, instagram and twitter

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6 years

this is one of the funniest things i've ever seen:

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5 years

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4 years

would be class if the queen died right now

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4 years

prince, david bowie, alan rickman and joe biden. must be one hell of a party they're having up there right now

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7 years

video games allow people to live out their sickest fantasies. they must be banned

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4 years

I give you my word: If you entrust me with the presidency, I will draw on the best of us, not the worst. I will be an ally of the light, not of the darkness.

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4 years

I give you my word: If you entrust me with the presidency, I will draw on the best of us, not the worst. I will be an ally of the light, not of the darkness.

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4 years

donald trump is gonna pursue some bizarre experimental treatment and dr manhatten himself. he'll show up to the next debate as a gaseous like ball of energy and then the final debate as a huge golden nude man

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4 years

remember a year ago when the biggest threat to society according to people on here was the upcoming Joker movie

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6 years

i think it's worth stating that netanyahu has tried to shift the blame for the holocaust from the nazis onto the palestinians. i find it extremely difficult to define what is and isn't acceptable criticism of israel when it's government has free reign to utilize such language

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7 years

*banks literally run out of people's savings to gamble* "the problem with socialism is you eventually run out of other people's money"

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4 years

liberals on this website in 2020

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7 years

libertarians turning blue by drinking colloidal silver will never stop being funny to me

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4 years

that's cool. in metal gear solid they ask you to call meryl on her codec number which is actually on the back of the cd case

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4 years

The letters "BLM" were spelled out with children's alphabet toys in the frame of Warren's filmed remarks.

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4 years

please kick the fucking tories out tomorrow, thanks

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6 years

ugh this new Witcher TV series looks like shit

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4 years

with hindsight, the centrist reaction to corbyn really can be summed up with this tweet:

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4 years

happy 4/20

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7 years

the nuremberg trials were wild

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4 years

just an image i had in my head

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4 years

i've been laughing at this literally all day

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4 years

the only statue i'll ever defend. you come for peter falk or the dog and you're dead pal

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4 years

me checking twitter today

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4 years

mishima: a life in four chapters

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3 years

"I've never understood why European soccer has so many leagues..." cool. well shut the fuck up before telling your 100,000+ followers why you think the JP Morgan Super League is a good idea

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7 years

basically twitter's marx and engels

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7 years

honestly, this travel show i'm watching with brian sewell is indescribable sometimes i can't believe he's actually real

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that moment when Richard Dawkins revealed that he was a jRPG villain http://t.co/Xbeo5CusQG

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6 years

fucking hell

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4 years

when you get to the end of mgs2 and the ai colonel goes haywire

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6 years

another world is possible

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With Grimes.

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My name is Pete Buttigieg, and I graduated from one of USA's top schools with really good grades. Now I'm using my knowledge to help struggling small business owners make it in this competitive world.

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7 years

congratulations to france for electing a ted talk as president

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also, i still find it mindblowing R.U Sirius said this 20 years ago on the internet, tech culture and power

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malik obama's feed is seriously starting to resemble the end of metal gear solid 2 when the ai colonel goes haywire

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ME, 2000: but why would they have names like Liquid Snake, Revolver Ocelot. dumb. so dumb ME, 2017: i hope Piss Pig Grandad seizes Rakka

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7 years

when you get to the end of mgs2 and the ai colonel goes haywire

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7 years

CENTRIST: Sir, I may not agree with what you say but I will defend your ri-- YOU: universal health care CENTRIST: OUT. GET OUT. GET OUT RIGH

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7 years

when somebody tries hooking back up with you

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4 years

i love living in a society in which one of these guys attending the dnc would be seen as a victory and the other about the only thing the liberals would criticize