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@ilovefamiIyguy

10 months

Scooby-Doo: you guys cook reth?? Jesse Pinkman: yo Mista White this dog can talk

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My gummy vitamins melted together so I’m just gonna take a bite out of this every day instead of letting them go to waste

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What goes on here?

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They are british hope this helps 👍🏻

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James and Lily Potter were 21 years old when they were murdered by Voldemort. There was absolute NO reason for them to be shown as middle aged and/or balding in the movies. Come on.

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Jassachusetts

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I know a guy who can fix the first two for you

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oh! ok

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@ilovefamiIyguy

2 years

Tell a girl she can’t hold your dick while you pee and she’ll put her belongings into a picnic tablecloth and tie it into a bag on a stick and start walking down the train tracks while sad music plays while she occasionally looks back over her shoulder with a huge tear in her eye

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@ilovefamiIyguy

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This is the only picture I can think of where leaving the Reddit watermark in actually improves it

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2 years

“7 tickets to the Barbie movie please”

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@ilovefamiIyguy

3 years

He really gave up his wizard powers for some pussy

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@ilovefamiIyguy

9 months

My neighbor is goin crazy

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@ilovefamiIyguy

10 months

Malcolm: man I hope my mom doesn’t ground me Dewey:

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@ilovefamiIyguy

3 months

How it feels smoking that gas station delta 8 pen

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@ilovefamiIyguy

4 months

AI could never make art like this

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@ilovefamiIyguy

6 months

Haters will draw you a hot bath only to start slicing carrots into it

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@ilovefamiIyguy

6 months

“Hey be careful about posting selfies on twitter or a guy might make you black or chinese”

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@ilovefamiIyguy

7 months

That’s an awfully hot dropping spot

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7 months

JUST IN: Eminem is coming to Fortnite 😳‼️

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7 months

We clown in this mf you better take your sensitive ass back to OSHA

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@ilovefamiIyguy

7 months

I’m worried about some of my mutuals now

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11 months

I thought I was really horny and aggressive — but it was a brain tumor

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@ilovefamiIyguy

3 months

One of these has to hit

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@ilovefamiIyguy

3 months

Care to explain?? @nytimes

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@ilovefamiIyguy

7 months

Took a pic of the only other guy in the theater for the Five Nights at Freddy’s movie and forgot my flash was on

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@ilovefamiIyguy

3 months

Last night we let the pingus talk

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It’s nights we spent off the Pingus

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@ilovefamiIyguy

2 years

“There’s no way this happened” “Maybe just don’t drive over the speed limit” “Most babies aren’t even born on their actual due date”

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@ilovefamiIyguy

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Imagine leaving the bar on this bad boy after destroying 12 beers

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@ilovefamiIyguy

7 months

I’m new to music, hopefully I’ll get this soon

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7 months

music fans will get this.

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@ilovefamiIyguy

6 months

I’m sorry but this is clever asf

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6 months

I’m sorry but this is clever asf

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@ilovefamiIyguy

5 months

Jeremy Allen White implies the existence of Jeremey Allen Black and Jeremy Allen Chinese

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@ilovefamiIyguy

3 years

Okay so I learned that an alarming amount of you have done this with edibles

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7 months

MF GROOM

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@ilovefamiIyguy

6 months

Start tweeting about Dark Souls lore

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6 months

you wake up as Olivia Rodrigo, what's the first thing you do?

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6 months

Yeah no fucking shit who doesn’t know this

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1 year

Did You Know: Chub loons are disrupting horker habitats by consuming food sources horkers normally eat?

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@ilovefamiIyguy

6 months

How I look at people who clearly struggle with making eye contact

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10 months

Gm

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@ilovefamiIyguy

3 years

@Flawless_Cowboi You’re right I can’t blame him

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@ilovefamiIyguy

3 years

Why are y’all saying I’m gonna die if anything it’ll cure my poisoning

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@ilovefamiIyguy

1 year

I need her

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@ilovefamiIyguy

3 years

Any girls that don’t have a valentine wanna explain in my DMs lol

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@ilovefamiIyguy

3 years

Anyone else been feeling pretty -\{:)_/- lately too?

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@ilovefamiIyguy

2 years

Post Doordash clarity gotta be one of the worst feelings of all time

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@ilovefamiIyguy

3 years

@damien_maymdien Did not expect a real answer but thank you

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5 months

Name someone on the left who is moving right 👇

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@11kmrn @nytimes

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Can I come to your spot if I keep it wrapped

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@ilovefamiIyguy

2 years

British people if you see this and get mad please have mercy on me. This was after an Overwatch competitive session I was in a bad mood

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@ilovefamiIyguy

5 months

Walter: I must cook meth for Gustavo, glory to los pollos hermanos Skyler: Walt you tore this family apart I hate you Jesse: yo Mr. White check out this new shirt with a skull on it also I’m addicted to meth and my girlfriend died Badger and Skinny Pete:

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@ilovefamiIyguy

3 years

@IAmTheVibes We need to get you out of there

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@ilovefamiIyguy

3 years

Local girls post stuff on Instagram like “happy 2 years to the most handsome man in the whole world” and the pic looks like this

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@ilovefamiIyguy

2 months

Wyd if you encounter 𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 𝓖𝓸𝓸𝓶𝓫𝓪

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5 months

Damn this popped off anyways here’s my dog

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@ilovefamiIyguy

2 years

@KidneysJoe She’s a girlboss

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@brenbutts_ This image has done so much for my mental health

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@ilovefamiIyguy

3 years

@Camnose_ No he gave them up for some pussy

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@ilovefamiIyguy

2 years

Anyways I would never say no lol

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3 years

@RobDenBleyker Left me with more tbh

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@ilovefamiIyguy

6 months

So.. about that dry handjob with eye contact

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@ilovefamiIyguy

2 years

Got nothing to promote but I am 6’4 with a mustache and dog

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@ilovefamiIyguy

3 years

Remember when Ben Shapiro forgot what crime meant

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@yogaACAB The best part is if you read the comments people are attacking her for being upset that she was paralyzed lol

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We did this to my cousin at a sleepover once

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Elon Musk

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@KettlebellLife Tried, but didn’t like doing crime. GTA5 required shooting police officers in the opening scene. Just couldn’t do it.

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Sometimes that $645 is worth it

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@ilovefamiIyguy

3 years

Putting former Toys R Us manager on my resume who tf are they gonna ask

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@ilovefamiIyguy

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@Mr_October95 Keep your head up king

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@bobbyteriyaki

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This is how I found out she died

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@fastbatman1 No it’s Jake the dog

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Game so good I had to gatekeep

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2 months

This is Squidward from the hit show SpongeBob SquarePants

Diane the Cat (Katie Mitchell Supremacy⚡️🌈❤️)

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What character is this?

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@VLONEPREDATOR They hated Jesus too

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Amazing that this got 5000 likes with 0 replies

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He always resonated such a cool and powerful aura

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2 years

Bro whose grandma is this

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Pixar fell off so fucking hard ike what the fuvk even is that

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He’s ready for the kids to be out of school

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Drake seems to be ready to move on from the beef "Good times. Summer vibes up next."

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Kanye’s alt account

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@VLONEPREDATOR

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Follow the genius who cracked the code @JotaroPujo

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@smams435 @nytimes Dude…

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Twitter was founded 17 years ago today. What is your favorite tweet of all time?

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Did this to a girl I met at a concert last year

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Mentally ill girl from hinge invited me to her place

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@ilovefamiIyguy

3 years

Classic

Never break kayfabe

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3 years

Time for another hall of fame tweet

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Her: you better be a cop falling down a slide in a comical way with ragdoll physics if you think we’re fuckin Me:

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All I see is efficiency

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Fellas here’s a cheat code

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2 years

Regardless of if this is real or not y’all realize the cop isn’t required to show up to court right lol

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