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lauren 🌺

5 months

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6 years

can we just take a minute to talk about how Candace Flynn had a mobile phone with a camera and never thought to take a photo of what her brothers were building

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6 years

@nedfulmer If its a boy, call it Keith, if it’s a girl, call it Keith

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7 years

People’s Selfies: 102 replies, 324 retweets, 2038 likes Them: Oh these flopped My Selfies: 0 replies, 0 retweets, 1 like Me: Oh my god my selfie banged

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6 years

I’m not even joking, @doddleoddle got a parking ticket on her tour bus lmao

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7 years

@danielhowell the double exclamation marks oh my

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6 years

@AmazingPhil its a horcrux phil

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7 years

People to stan instead of Melanie Martinez include - - Dua Lipa - Halsey - Paloma Faith - Marina and the Diamonds - Lana Del Ray - Florence and the Machine - Sia - Alessia Cara - Fall Out Boy - Twenty One Pilots - Lorde - Camila Cabello - Lady Gaga - Troye Sivan - Hayley Kiyoko

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6 years

@AmazingPhil what would money smell like in Australia?

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6 years

There are a few unspoken rules about fandoms. SOME people seem to have forgotten them, so here’s a reminder - feel free to comment some more - RESPECT your idols privacy - RESPECT your idols families - BE KIND to them - DO NOT stalk them - DO NOT start arguments Simple, right?

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6 years

@danielhowell I’m confronted with the monstrous reality of what my face actually looks like every time I look in a mirror

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8 months

@HexWreck rakan 🤤

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6 years

DO YOU WANNA HEAR SOMETHING FUNNY? MY SCHOOL HAS JUST IMPLEMENTED A NEW RULE WHICH IS “no ankles on display as it can cause a distraction for teachers and male students” LIKE WHAT THE FUCK? ARE WE VICTORIAN?

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7 years

imagine the amount of fluff

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@illusionrenata

7 years

y’all need to stop openly bugging dan and phil about whether phan is real - 1- it’s their business 2- maybe they aren’t dating and they’re sick of being asked so 3- it could ruin possible relationships with other people 4- maybe they tried and it didn’t work -5 ITS THEIR BUSINESS

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7 years

Phil = The EU Dan = Great Britain

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@illusionrenata

6 years

throwback to when my p&e teacher said she doesn’t understand why teenagers spend a majority of their time obsessing over celebrities they’ll never meet so someone asked “don’t you do that with Jesus?” and got kicked out

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6 years

Phil was ACTUALLY hiding the fact he has L A D Y tattooed on his knuckles and then D O O R on his other hand

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6 years

y’all remember when you had like 50 followers and your tweet getting 2 rts and 5 likes had blown up and you felt like you were walking down the red carpet having your photo taken from every angle because bitch you were famous

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6 years

if you look close enough into his eyes...

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7 years

proud is an understatement of how I feel right now

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6 years

imagine dan and phil making out on a bed and suddenly phil pulls handcuffs out "phil, we cant do this" dan whispers, but phil does it anyway the tension rises before a gasp is heard behind them stood a young girl in horror they were in a furniture shop

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7 years

lets be honest we’re all praying for dnp to do in a heartbeat but we’ll end up with dan dressed as a clown pulling phil down a drain

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7 years

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6 years

@LilyLilyMaynard if someone took this photo of you, you'd say it was absolutely absurd, call people perverts and act like it was an issue, why shouldn't people be able to do the same for this man? pipe down love, its not male privilege, its called being comfortable.

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2 years

@EskayOW my personal favourite is when they instalock your hero and then you watch their stats on that hero be worse than you were doing

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6 years

it’s okay to sleep when you’re tired it’s okay to sleep when you’re ill it’s okay to sleep when you’re sad it’s okay to sleep in class it’s NOT okay to sleep on Phil Lester

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6 years

@AmazingPhil what have you done phil

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6 years

I am so proud of Dan. He faced his demons and shared his story He’s a mental health ambassador He has 2 books & movies w/ Phil He’s had 1 successful tour and another to come He finally didn’t scream in a gaming video He embraced his curly hair And he once burned pasta

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9 years

@Vikkstar123 You look like a stranded seal XD http://t.co/doOhMWKrx8

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7 years

@TomDaley1994 @AmazingPhil this seems almost sexual tom

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@illusionrenata

6 years

petition for @danielhowell to bring back his earrings (if he feels comfortable) rt to sign

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@illusionrenata

6 years

BREAKING NEWS: The AmazingPhilip has deleted a tweet where he asked for photos of his fans... maybe he realised just how trashy our fan base are and DID NOT want to be held accountable for thousands of charges of littering. Our investigation continues.

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6 years

me: I’m gonna do it my anxiety: no you aren’t me: no! I will do it! my anxiety: are you sure though? me: yes! me: *goes to do it* me: *wimps out* my anxiety: well I fucking told you so

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7 years

@ZerkaaHD Deji when he hears it

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6 years

@Mila84138060 @danielhowell mirrors should be illegal in my house

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6 years

NEW VIDEO! Exposing Dan and I’s text messages!! Retweet for some emoji exploji 📱☎️🗣

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7 years

@AmazingPhil It’s adult friendly on your phone

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6 years

a man that I love with all of my heart

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7 years

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3 months

@cowboyenjoyer_ im the same except telling ppl not to pick lucian unless they’re confident on him lol

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1 year

@AmazingPhil could be useful for people struggling with personal hygiene because of depression or something similar? thats my take anyway

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@illusionrenata

7 years

it’s #worldmentalhealthday tomorrow. you should prioritise YOU over everybody else. you are loved and you are strong. you are NOT alone.

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6 years

A small rant on uniform rules in schools - particularly in the U.K. I don’t mind if you read this, but I’d like it if you did, as I feel very strongly about it.

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6 years

NEW VIDEO!! @AmazingPhil and I test each other’s boundaries in a Yoga Challenge!! 🤸🏻‍♂️🏄🏻‍♂️

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4 months

@MakkroLoL navori upgrade shouldve stayed and trailblazer shouldve gotten an upgrade to replace evenshroud

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6 years

why would you list your mental illnesses in your bio like it’s an achievement.

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7 years

error 404: personal space not found.

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7 years

soft and defined

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6 years

@AmazingPhil @LouisePentland The baby came straight out of the female exit phil

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7 years

I hate how there are so many people who claim they have “anxiety” or “depression” because they didn’t want to talk to a stranger or because they had a bad day like hello there are people with actual mental health problems that don’t want you romanticising their struggles

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8 months

@Shafulyn jhingle was my personal fave

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7 years

the only crybaby left is Melanie Martinez’s lawyer wondering how tf they’ll get her out of this felony

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7 months

just saying 🫶

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9 months

pisces, aries is the right one for you, and you know that.

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6 years

For every retweet on a tweet with #loveloud , $1 is donated to LGBTQ+ charities. Your retweet could be the $1 that helps somebody realise who they are or saves them from denying themselves. Your retweet could save lives.

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6 years

real talk like why does homophobia even exist anymore like why don’t we just banish all the homophobes to an island and be done with that shit

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6 years

every person on stan twitters true goal in life

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7 years

either dnp are that comfortable with each other that they can just casually wear underwear and no trousers around each other or they’re together and it’s just the normal thing for them either way that’s fucking cute and goals and that’s the tea

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7 years

my mum left a Superdrug receipt in the bag with my jeans and there’s a fucking vibrator on it

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6 years

petition for @danielhowell and @AmazingPhil to take the dna test that can test your compatibility as friends/in a relationship and make a video from it rt to sign

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6 years

Hannah Montana would’ve been caught out for being Miley so fucking fast in today’s world of FBI level fandoms

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@illusionrenata

6 years

it’s time for the official debut of one of the most beautiful calendar pages I’ve ever seen

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6 years

Dan and Phil stood gazing out of the top of the Manchester eye - “This view is gorgeous Phil, it’s truly amazing” “Not as gorgeous as you” Phil mused They made brief eye contact before Phil looked down, placing his hands on Dan’s chest and pushing and making Dan fall to his death

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6 years

me talking about why phil should have his fringe: ▶ 🔘──────── 00:06 me talking about why phil should have a quiff: ▶ 🔘──────── 12:47:32

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6 years

y’all remember when Jenna Coleman met @danielhowell and she seemed to adore him

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7 years

I’m betting that dan is gonna learn some basic phrases in the language of every country he goes to and probably get some of them completely wrong but it’ll be adorable and he’ll be saying hello to people in Dutch and German and omg I’m soft

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3 years

@Tweet4nita my tourettes loves to proposition people, which is great, until im picking up my younger cousin from school and i have to explain to a lot of appalled parents why i'm talking to their children like that

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6 years

you know shits hit the fan when danisnotonfirevyou1 comes back after 9 months just to roast the shit out of dan

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7 years

DAN IS NOT FAT HE'S A PERFECTLY HEALTHY WEIGHT AND EVEN IF HE WAS THERE IS NOTHING WRONG WITH BEING OVER/UNDER WEIGHT YOU'RE STILL BEAUTIFUL

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7 years

@emmablackery Tap your nails, crinkle the packet, turn on your ringer and furiously type really loud on your phone, you cannot lose

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7 months

@LeagueOfLegends don’t spend $200 on a chroma 🤭

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6 years

@AmazingPhil change Rize to YouNow and I shall be happy to attend xo

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6 years

oops

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7 years

Phil’s “PREDICTING MY FUTURE!” video was correct, the keys predicted he would work on a new project, or have a change, he asked if he would get a dog. We now have Interactive Introverts and they have Nuki as well as a dog calendar. Phil is psychic??

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4 months

@MrsChimChimLOL excuse me what did headhunter cait do to deserve being here 😭

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6 years

@POEMSBEAR shoulda backed that photo up like she backed her ass up onto jeremy

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6 years

tw// e*ting d*sorders so it’s not okay for people to be openly gay on YouTube or swear but shit like this can stay under a category called “Health And Care Tips”? what the fuck.

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@illusionrenata

7 years

can we all just retweet this tweet in memory of the retweet king himself - BradTheLadLong

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7 years

rt after voting please - will you be going to the interactive introverts tour of 2018?

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7 years

@danielhowell She is too enthusiastic at 9am she should be stopped

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7 years

I found it

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7 years

I DIDNT ASK FOR THIS

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10 months

@i0ki_LoL dude saw the rumours and wants a tweet to quote in 3 months saying ‘i predicted this’ i respect the grind

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@illusionrenata

7 years

please please please respect dan and phil no matter what the “graphic design” thing is, whether it be the h*t t*pic shirt or something else as they’ve probably worked hard and are happy to announce it, I know it’s funny to make jokes but please be kind to them :)

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6 years

we dont have to worry about phil yet guys

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7 years

@COMlCDANS @skyIinetwo @danielhowell @MakeAWishUK "This was the most fun I've ever had"

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@illusionrenata

6 years

“fuck” - Phil Lester 2k18

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7 years

Dear Parents, I am not the mediator for your arguments. I am not the person who’s meant to stop you arguing. I’m not made of steel, your arguing hurts. I know you argue because you care but it doesn’t mean I’m okay with it. Stop expecting me to clean up the mess. - Lauren.

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7 years

trying to pick between dan and phil for an icon

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7 years

if someone is feeling suicidal or depressed or needs to talk about anything, can they talk to you? rt after voting. don’t suffer in silence.

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@illusionrenata

6 years

look at MY MANS EYES

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7 years

@fuegodjh @danielhowell

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@illusionrenata

7 years

- All Time Low - Panic! at The Disco - Dodie Clark - Sarah Close - 5SOS - Harry Styles - Niall Horan - Louis Tomlinson - Zayn - Liam Payne - Hoodie Allen - Eminem - Selena Gomez - Shakira - Rihanna - P!nk - Beyonce - Shawn Mendes - Little Mix - Maroon 5 - Paramore - Emma Blackery

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6 years

(phil) les(t)er is s(o) (p)reciou(s)

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6 years

an iconic moment

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6 years

New AmazingPhil video: finding all my emo fans so I feel less alone

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7 years

HEY GUYS WERE THE CURLY TWINS WHO BOTH LOVE PHIL LESTER

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@illusionrenata

7 months

@i0ki_LoL hes also intelligent in a way i struggle to comprehend, like just watching him play the game for 10 minutes you can tell he's seriously smart, yes he ints a lot and does some stupid stuff but i genuinely think it comes from a place of boredom bc the game is just too easy for him.

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@illusionrenata

7 years

@vesselaimee @danielhowell @AmazingPhil the black one actually looks like something he would wear

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@illusionrenata

6 years

i am ⚪️ a boy 🔘 a girl looking for ⚪️ a boyfriend ⚪️ a girlfriend 🔘 my wig

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@illusionrenata

6 years

❗️❗️ATTENTION ❗️❗️ STEALING ART IS A SHITTY THING TO DO, OKAY? DONT DO IT. SIMPLE. GUESS WHAT ELSE IS A SHITTY THING TO DO? ACCUSING PEOPLE OF STEALING ART THAT THEY DIDNT STEAL. ITS THEIR ART, DONT SEND THEM HATE FOR IT. stay woke people

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