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Illingsworth

@illingsworth

1 year

new rhymes. cover was mostly created by King Katz

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Illingsworth

@illingsworth

5 years

if you stab somebody “over a chicken sandwich” you were destined to stab somebody over something, someday. on this day, the wheel of fortune just happened to land on delicious chicken. don’t blame the chicken, baby.

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5 years

"don't say my car's topless, say the titties is out" was nas' way of answering the age-old question "what part of a car....is the breasts?". and the answer is YOU (and your passengers, if you happen to be in a carpool situation). you are the breasts of a car.

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3 years

i co-produced a song that has idk westside gunn jay electronica DOOM and mike jones on it. unbelievable. just a stacked deck. but also DOOM wrote to one of my beats. like, DOOM. that’s insane.

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@illingsworth

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self-taught at making beats. tried my best to emulate those i respected and failed soundly. through the mistakes i found my own technique. your mistakes are your style.

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@illingsworth

5 years

let chicken live. and by “live” i mean let it be dead and fried to perfection.

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@illingsworth

4 years

yooooooooooooo 🙏🏾🙏🏾🙏🏾🙏🏾🙏🏾

Petro Boomin ⛽️

@MrSonnyJames

4 years

📷 For a while now it’s been a trend to shun the music we came up on. Just because things change and evolve doesn’t mean we have to abandon the foundation. For me that foundation is #boombap hip hop and soul. Last night we put on a clinic...

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@illingsworth

8 months

appreciating sample-based music can also lead to appreciation of the music that was sampled. that’s one of my favorite things about hip hop. you get to find out what sort of history excites you.

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@illingsworth

5 years

just got held up at gunpoint but luckily a shinola-watch had been vigilantly patrolling the area, arriving promptly, quickly dispatching my would-be assailants. these watches are truly saving detroit, one citizen at a time.

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@illingsworth

6 years

#ihob international house of .....

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@illingsworth

5 years

why do they market “dinosaurs” so hard to children? nobody really keeps giving a fuck about dinosaurs outside of childhood. waste of time.

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@illingsworth

5 years

my little buddy made it almost 15 years. he came to us @ 6 wks old in a little shoebox. he was small enough to fit in my hand. he was super nibbly so i named him "bitey". he dipped out today at my mom's feet. he was a good boy right through the end.

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@illingsworth

5 years

my wife just got another ultrasound yesterday and we saw the baby's face. no surprise that a baby would look like its parents but BRUH, the ultrasounds LOOKS JUST LIKE MY FACE THAT SHIT WAS WILD CREEPY WHY AM I IN THERE, IM RIGHT HERE, HOW I GET IN THERE

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@illingsworth

4 years

saw "the long halloween" trending and didn't know it was a batman story. i just immediately assumed it was what we're calling what we're living in right now.

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@illingsworth

7 months

@Mike_Eagle i need the 3 stacks colonoscopy joint

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@illingsworth

5 years

gonna open a restaurant called "Biscuit Insides" and we're only going to sell the soft warm delicious inside part of a biscuit, and in the back there's gonna be a dumpster filled with the golden brown tops n bottoms of the biscuits. real american shit.

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@illingsworth

2 years

usb-c has the best usb insertion-feel

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@illingsworth

5 years

@HouseShoes @YourOldDroog sadly it’s not the worst i’ve ever heard

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@illingsworth

4 years

this snap lens making my baby look like a participant in an IG music battle rife with sound issues

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@illingsworth

4 years

mike jones had the best verse on still tippin because he said “back then hoes didn’t want me, now i’m hot, hoes all on me” 37 times and an umpire didn’t magically appear in the studio to tell him he was out

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@illingsworth

3 years

protect yourself.

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@illingsworth

5 years

#cowboykevin needs it in writing

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@illingsworth

9 months

may your talents and skills and care be recognized in this life

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@illingsworth

1 month

i want to teach Ableton but like teach people how to use it fucked up like i do

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@illingsworth

4 years

i think about this a lot

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@Mike_Eagle

5 years

papa john looks like when superman has some kryptonite in his back pocket but doesnt know it yet

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@illingsworth

5 years

tweet has traction = plug a thing. that's the formula. here you go.

OLD MAN RAPS, by Illingsworth

5 track album

illingsworks.bandcamp.com

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@illingsworth

2 years

i make music by messing up until i hear something i like

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@illingsworth

5 years

you’re not a true rapper of the internet era until you’ve had somebody place your emailed vocals waaaaaaaaaaaaay off beat, even though you sent a reference track

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@illingsworth

2 years

this includes drum breaks from old records

STUDIOS & RESEARCH CO.

@kaelinellis_sr

2 years

Reminder.

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@illingsworth

2 years

i feel a little poke coming through and it’s sticky

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@illingsworth

3 years

i did some co-production on this song. the full album releases at midnight.

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@illingsworth

1 year

i’m really in love with her. that’s crazy.

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@illingsworth

5 years

i make all my beats on a tray of birdseed with an acme anvil suspended above it

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@illingsworth

4 years

and now she’s been here for a year

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@illingsworth

4 years

if you like weighted-blankets wait until you try TRAUMA, it’s like invisible weights on your MIND

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@illingsworth

1 year

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@illingsworth

2 months

deleted IG off the phone. might delete this too. get some music because it helps me pay my rent. that’s all i got for now. peace.

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@illingsworth

4 years

we still got the old white george foreman grill. my fav thing about it is how impatient it is since it ain’t gotta on/off switch. as soon as you plug it in it’s like OH WE COOKIN SOME SHIT RIGHT NOW

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Illingsworth

@illingsworth

6 years

SEPT 28. MARK YOUR PHYSICAL CALENDARS. DO NOT MARK YOUR PHONE CALENDAR. IT IS HARD TO WIPE THAT OFF. TYPE A DIGITAL REMINDER INTO YOUR DIGITAL CALENDAR.

Mello Music Group

@MelloMusicGroup

6 years

Proud to announce @illingsworth 's upcoming album "You're No Fun" coming 9/28

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@illingsworth

5 years

i make all my beats on a 2-and-a-half-year-old fart caught in a jar

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@illingsworth

6 years

ok yall, to clarify, the way i understand it, @phontigallo ’s album is up for CONSIDERATION for nomination. that’s an official step towards nomination. not nominated until it makes it through consideration but, we speaking that into this realm, mane.

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Illingsworth

@illingsworth

3 years

i'm old. i've contributed music to a growing list of cancelled tv shows. and i own a fractional share of amc stock. you ain't finna talk to me any kinda way.

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@illingsworth

3 years

just got the 2nd moderna shot. this mf got some stank, some twang, some ENGLISH on it

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@illingsworth

2 months

real shit. if you were never allowed on any of my beats while i was alive, you’re banned from being on them shits once i die. unless my daughter getting paid every time you do, you banned. put it on my eventual tombstone.

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@illingsworth

5 years

people who get mad when athletes choose to retire due to injuries be like

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@illingsworth

2 years

they won’t be satisfied until breathing is subscription based

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@illingsworth

5 years

#cowboykevin only visits the city for matters of family

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@illingsworth

3 years

lots of new followers. interact with me over time so we can mutually make sure we aren’t weirdos and i’ll follow back eventually.

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@illingsworth

5 years

combine bad boys and rush hour into one movie franchise to finally end this world

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@illingsworth

4 years

georgia anne muldrow is so good at singing that it makes me punch the air real hard while makin the stank face

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@illingsworth

5 years

one person purchased some of my music after clicking my "listen to my soundcloud" tweet under my viral tweet (they bandcamp-messaged me to tell me so). how do i accomplish this 50000 more times?

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@illingsworth

5 years

let your kids know now, if you out there trick-or-treating on halloween and a cat hit yall witta RAW peep, your kid gotta fight that adult, off top. firstly, peeps are trash and by the time they hit open air they’re hard enough to choke a snake. secondly, ain’t no secondly.

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@illingsworth

4 years

my best work of the entire decade was a collabo

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@illingsworth

4 years

my niece emailed me for tips on how to make beats. that's dang cool.

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@illingsworth

3 years

shouts out to anybody that remembers i did and continue to make music. you have a good memory and you lack any significant focus problems. good morning.

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@illingsworth

3 years

one of my fav rappers told me i'm one of their fav rappers and i guess i need to stop being dumb and put more raps out

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@illingsworth

4 years

i was just trying to enjoy a podcast while cleaning up and ended up grateful. shouts out to @eightyocho . run to youtube and check out his chat with @TalibKweli

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@illingsworth

5 years

is there a rapper named Glock McBussins yet?

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@illingsworth

2 years

i'm great at rapping and i no longer wish to be humble to a fault.

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@illingsworth

5 years

when folks say “i look at people and i don’t see color” i believe them because scientists have recently discovered that what they actually see when they look at you is a race-specific slur in times new roman where your face should be

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@illingsworth

5 years

samiyam appreciation tweet

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@illingsworth

6 years

big ups if you were able to see any kind of progress this year. keep showing up.

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@illingsworth

5 years

the longest i've taken care of my 2-month-and-some-change daughter completely solo has been about 5 hours. today, we on that daddy-daughter wave until about 430/5ish (around 8 hours). JUST GOTTA KEEP HER ALIVE UNTIL THEN WE CAN DO THIS

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@illingsworth

5 years

if you hit me up saying you already rhymed on a beat of mine or already put it on some mixtape/otherwise that only benefits you, and we don't know each other, don't have any close mutual connects, etc, then we will probably never work together in any official capacity

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Illingsworth

@illingsworth

2 years

i would like to sell NFTs because i Need Fuckin renT

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@illingsworth

1 month

being able to fail and still continue might actually be a skill that's crazy

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@illingsworth

1 year

i stopped putting the BPMs in the titles of my beats for a little bit. i'll never do that stupid ass shit again.

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@illingsworth

4 years

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@__SHIGETO

4 years

Needing to scan some important things at very high resolution- Any friends have the means of helping me with this?

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@illingsworth

4 years

i got live interactive concerts in the crib

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@illingsworth

6 years

my new album #YoureNoFun is out now on @MelloMusicGroup . it’s a proper romp. the following link will unlock a world of digital-streaming outlets PLUS methods to obtain physical representations of the project. thanks for the purchases, streams, & shares.

Illingsworth

Listen to content by Illingsworth.

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@illingsworth

8 years

if nelly needs like 300,000,000 streams to pay his taxes, that just means he owes like 5 bucks right? i can paypal you that right now g

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@illingsworth

6 years

new @phontigallo out right now, dammit. great ass raps. and i think i know the person that did the beat for "cry no more" (it's me).

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@illingsworth

1 year

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@illingsworth

5 years

my daughter cried so long last night, i have decided to begin a 17 year revenge plan like a kung fu movie villain

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@illingsworth

5 years

if you steal my beats, don't put it out lol, and don't put my name on it like we cool.

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@illingsworth

3 years

i've found pandemic-joy in playing my 22-month-old daughter the 90s spider-man cartoon. she doesn't exactly know what's going on but, she can make a *kssssk* web-sound and she can say "OH NO SPINE UH MAN". i love it.

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@illingsworth

6 years

finally saw #blackpanther with @rasinbrandi . there's a part where a lady character asks another lady character "what are you loyal to?". at that moment, a young lady behind us dropped a perfectly placed "that dick" afterwards and this is why going to the theater is important

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@illingsworth

4 years

whenever i hear that high pitched ring in my ears for 3 seconds, that’s when i’m getting my new mk ultra download, right?

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@illingsworth

4 years

genius-level youtube content for the baby (really for me because this shit is MURDERING ME)

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@illingsworth

4 years

i’m just glad people started calling it “the rona” instead of “the roni”

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@illingsworth

6 years

kanye is putting out two albums in june? don't believe that. he also said he was gonna fix wolves and since then, 5 of my family members have died in wolf-adjacent incidents and all evidence points to wolves as main culprit. this must end.

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@illingsworth

3 years

gonna start a music production group with a real dumdum and we're gonna call ourselves "the ineptunes"

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@illingsworth

2 years

i appreciate people telling me to keep going but also that's all i been doing the whole time is keeping going

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@illingsworth

5 years

i'd like someone to do a drive-by on me but instead of bullets, they're shooting off music gear

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@illingsworth

2 years

this is coming out tomorrow, folks. ps i gotta couple productions on here as well.

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@Mike_Eagle

2 years

beats by Diamond D, Madlib, Quelle Chris, Illingsworth, Child Actor and Kuest 1 raps by me, still rift, Video Dave, Aesop Rock, Armand Hammer, R.A.P. Ferreira, Serengeti and Diamond D out 10.7.22

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@illingsworth

4 years

had to hit deez sexy ass moves for the wizzife

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@illingsworth

1 year

try shit. fuck up. try again.

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@illingsworth

4 years

just....answer me this.......mask OFF the nose and only on the mouth is BAD, right?

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@illingsworth

4 years

my toilet pissed on me because i don't have a grammy

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@illingsworth

6 years

good morning. if you mess with the music i make, do me a favor and RT this or send it to a friend that you think will vibe with it. you are appreciated.

Illingsworth

Artist · 6.9K monthly listeners.

open.spotify.com

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@illingsworth

8 years

garbage humans touched my mom’s beautiful hair without her permission - here’s what my mom just shared on...

garbage humans touched my mom’s beautiful hair without her permission

here’s what my mom just shared on fb. just another of the countless reminders that shit is still wack. and to be clear, i’m the one calling them “garbage humans”. i think my mom is way too forgivin...

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@illingsworth

5 years

wait, there were people who were mad that madlib made beats on an ipad lol?

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@illingsworth

2 years

thanks for the birthday love. for my birthday gift, go show somebody else some real love, consideration, attention, and affection. and if you ain't been doing that for yourself, start with you.

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@illingsworth

4 months

if you like instrumental beats, i guarantee you i have some things you'll enjoy. i uploaded 6 shorty EPs so far in 2024. go check em out.

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@illingsworth

5 years

I GOT BREASTMILK ON MY PANTS DAWG

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@illingsworth

5 years

i like john legend but, my wife turned off a stevie wonder innervisions cut to play mr legend, and i feel like even mr, legend himself would at most disagree with this course of action entirely, and at least, allow the stevie song to play to its completion

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Illingsworth

@illingsworth

5 years

worst beat i ever heard was made by one of my oldest friends in a shared studio space, many moons ago. nothing has eclipsed it yet. and yes, i have a copy of it. like the PROJECT files.

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@illingsworth

2 years

yet another time i got to produce a couple joints for mike (yall gang up on mike and make him do a whole project with me. this part of the message is invisible to mike.)

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@Mike_Eagle

2 years

7 years old today.

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