martina martinez @illegalth0t Twitter profile

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martina martinez

@illegalth0t

9 months

Latino Pixar movies are like “look mijo….Abuela’s magical tortillas have come to life!”

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@illegalth0t

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If a guy approached me like this IRL I would have sex with him right then and there.

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TEXAS TOM (1950)

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“Are you mad at me?”

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@illegalth0t

5 months

An Irish man is a most soulful white boy

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@illegalth0t

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“Am I annoying you?”

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@illegalth0t

4 months

I had a bf who once told me that he had to study hostage negotiation tactics in order to talk to me

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@illegalth0t

2 years

When I was 13 I had a huge crush on this Mexican high school kid. I simped for him so hard that I was willing to help him change his pfp on MySpace cuz he didn’t know how. The pfp he gave me was him throwing up the 909 gang sign, and his MySpace pw was “Nazip0wer”

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@illegalth0t

5 months

You’re not a sensitive young man you’re histrionic and it’s kinda gay

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@illegalth0t

10 months

This is so Latina of her

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@illegalth0t

2 months

If you’re happy all the time you’re essentially a retard

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@illegalth0t

9 months

@asisyphus_ It’s all the same it’s also a joke

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@illegalth0t

8 months

Ohhhh husbant….you can’t find job and go to Dimes square parties to mine for crout and stirr no crout….and now we are homeress

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@illegalth0t

5 months

A woman will simply be nice to a man and the man will think she is flirting

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@illegalth0t

10 months

Restaurants are over. The cost of ingredients are only going up with the quality only plummeting. Staff are exhausted/underpaid and they resent you for it, so now the service is worse than ever. You resent them for it bc now you can’t justify spending so much money for this shit

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@illegalth0t

11 months

I love going to a retarded expensive coffee shop and ordering a gay little pastry

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@illegalth0t

10 months

Red Scare teens in their first semester of college be like “I can’t believe my lit professor didn’t assign Delicious Tacos!!! 😡”

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@illegalth0t

2 months

I want to save all ethnic women from dating the ugliest men just because they are white

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@illegalth0t

9 months

Curtis Yarvin behaves like a black man who has just come into a lot of wealth

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@illegalth0t

11 months

I have Dasha Nekrasova syndrome (dating guys who are less attractive than me)

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@illegalth0t

1 year

Food $200 Data $150 Rent $800 Giving money to screaming homeless people $3,600 Utility $150 someone who is good at the economy please help me budget this. my family is dying

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@electricalWSOP

1 year

I don't know about you, but if I could spend $100 to keep somebody from being strangled to death, I'd happily hand over $100. So if you see someone in distress in public, before you strangle them to death, consider just giving them $100.

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@illegalth0t

5 months

The horniest men are the worst in bed

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@illegalth0t

9 months

Getting chased around the house by ICE as my Mexican peasant dress keeps slipping off while the Benny Hill theme song plays, giggling and squealing because I think we’re just playing some silly game until the black sack goes over my head and I get yanked into the van

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@illegalth0t

11 months

If you’re an attractive man who is able to restrain himself from the easiest dumbest whores, it means something to the quality of a man that you are

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@illegalth0t

6 months

I think that the most terrifying thing in the entire world is sex

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@illegalth0t

7 months

Company: tell us why you want to work for us. Me: because I’m in love with your company. I want to kiss your company. I want to have sex with your company.

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@illegalth0t

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When I was a kid someone called social services on my parents and social workers had to search through our house cuz my brother saw the DARE ad in class and told his teacher that my dad did drugs every morning

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@illegalth0t

2 months

The Irish are a type of Latina

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2 months

italians are a type of latina

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@illegalth0t

10 months

No one wants to talk about how sex is lowkey scary!

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@illegalth0t

6 months

If you live in NYC or LA, you’re not a good person

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@illegalth0t

9 months

The online right is really just a bunch of nerds who finally figured out how to get laid.

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@illegalth0t

2 years

I love being a little brown slave to my white boyfriend💃🏽

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@illegalth0t

8 months

The sexual tension between me and my bf’s dad 😞

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@illegalth0t

6 months

Girls be making gay little breakfasts with honey and yogurt and berries for themselves

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@illegalth0t

2 months

Ladies and gentlemen….we got him

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@illegalth0t

9 months

No one is actually reading as much as they claim that they do

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@illegalth0t

3 months

Why are all right wing men all emotionally twelve years old and terrifying?

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@illegalth0t

2 months

@hollowearthterf I think the reason why men resent women so much is because of the pedestal of femininity that they put them on

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@illegalth0t

5 months

Twitter is for girls who couldn’t hack it on Instagram

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@illegalth0t

1 year

If you performed this chokehold please dm me

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@illegalth0t

13 days

The white man walks alone at night. The Latina will follow him around like a sad and lost little puppy.

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@illegalth0t

2 months

@hollowearthterf Goals

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@illegalth0t

3 months

I Fought The Wall and the Wall Won

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@illegalth0t

9 months

Latinas don’t really know their worth, they will just date a white man even if he’s dusty because that alone will help them move on up in the world.

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@illegalth0t

6 months

I wish men had more confidence

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@illegalth0t

2 years

The word Latinx doesn’t exist in Latin America — it’s verbal colonialism

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@illegalth0t

27 days

Walking down the street and a truck pulls up next to me and whistles at me. The guy driving offers me a ride and I say sure why not but he throws me in the back with the day laborers and takes me to the job site.

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@illegalth0t

4 months

She followed me for being Latina, but I am a racist Latina

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@illegalth0t

4 months

Got so horny last night I called my dad

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@illegalth0t

10 months

An incel is just a lover in waiting!

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@illegalth0t

3 months

If I had breasts like this my life would improve by at least 70%

GBH 🤡⚔️ Remilio | RWO

@xbtGBH

3 months

White Women immediately after getting a free line of cocaine

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@illegalth0t

2 months

Sorry

E͛v͛i͛l͛ ͛T͛r͛a͛v͛i͛ 🕷️

@LilTravi2

2 months

Who is y’all craziest “hear me out”

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2 years

I’m Latina

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@illegalth0t

7 days

Some of the most beautiful women in the world work in restaurants

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@illegalth0t

11 months

If you want to cut out seed oils then you have to stop going to restaurants

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@illegalth0t

2 years

We all have our shame. Show yours

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@illegalth0t

8 months

A Latina and her crazy ass white boy

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@illegalth0t

8 months

The homeless man said “alright, not bad” as I walked by so I took his liquor bottle, cracked it against the wall, and used the broken glass to slit my wrists.

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@illegalth0t

9 months

mopping up my tears with my hair as I crawl on the floor, dragging myself to his feet and then clutching myself around his legs, shaking and crying as I beg the toxic crazy ass white boy for just one more fuck

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@illegalth0t

7 months

Not this hood Mexican man on the phone saying “come down to dimes square nigga”

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@illegalth0t

9 months

He wants a brown mommy gf so bad

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@FistedFoucault

9 months

where the fuck does this border jumper bitch get the balls? Rude and disrespectful.

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@illegalth0t

7 months

NYC is the Dimes Square polycule SF is the Curtis Yarvin polycule LA is the Delicious Tacos polycule CHI is the Perry Abbasi polycule

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@illegalth0t

1 year

I’m so proud of my blueberry pie 🥹

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@illegalth0t

4 months

Los Angeles — see you tonight at the reading! 🥰

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@illegalth0t

9 months

Me and who

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@illegalth0t

10 months

This is cope, we’re just lazy

BowTiedPassport

@BowTiedPassport

10 months

Why Are Latinos Always Late? I have a theory - The Spanish Language simply doesn't have precise words around time - Which causes the Spanish-speaking brain to not be able to conceptualize time the same way other languages do. Here are my thoughts 🧵 ⬇️

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@illegalth0t

9 months

Men larping as incels is just like women lying about body count.

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@illegalth0t

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I just want a white man to own my body and my mind.

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@illegalth0t

6 months

You little bitch get the FUCK back in the longhouse

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@illegalth0t

9 months

I’m sorry I told you you’re NOT THAT PRETTY during a tender moment

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Elon Musk

@elonmusk

9 months

Video & audio calls coming to X: - Works on iOS, Android, Mac & PC - No phone number needed - X is the effective global address book That set of factors is unique.

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@illegalth0t

6 months

*me flirting*: so what are you autistic about?

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@illegalth0t

4 months

Will the black girls ever run out of magic?

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@illegalth0t

5 months

If you’re a woman and you’re flexible then you’re a whore

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@illegalth0t

11 months

Alternative milks should be illegal

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@illegalth0t

5 months

Wait so you’re telling me….the anons aren’t even attractive?

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@illegalth0t

9 months

I thought I was Mexican till I was like 5

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@illegalth0t

8 months

All aboard the SS Martina ⚓️

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@illegalth0t

2 months

Go on…

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@illegalth0t

11 months

I’m ok with doing away with affirmative action because, as a Latina, I was raised to believe that no one is gonna care about your sob story. They’re gonna care if you work hard. You should be rewarded for your merits.

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@illegalth0t

6 months

There’s so much hatred in my heart

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