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Icy
1 year
What colour hair will the first protestor arrested at Aintree have? 2/1 Purple 5/1 Green 5/1 Blue 9/1 Blonde 9/1 Pink 9/1 Skinhead Shaved 33/1 Orange 33/1 Red 40/1 Brown 40/1 Black Win Only Money back as a free bet if they identify as non binary.
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2 months
Quote of the day "When God made eejits, he made plenty of then." Luke McMahon 2024
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Icy
1 year
I dropped her off Paddy. Ride her your fucking self.
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1 year
A poor loose horse got caught up in one of those protestors ladders on the inside of the track. Put your pink t-shirts in the fucking bin and start again.
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1 month
They think we are idiots.
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1 year
🚨 Breaking: Sir Anthony McCoy has announced he is set to come out of retirement and ride at the Cheltenham festival. He is returning for the period that Mark Walsh is out of action due to injury and the unprecedented number of whip bans jockeys are facing. More To Follow.
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2 years
BREAKING: Cheltenham racecourse announces it will remove all references and images of Moscow Flyer in support of Ukraine.
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2 years
All of Owner JP McManus' horses will run in these custom silks at next week's Cheltenham festival in support of Ukraine. 🗣️ "If you see some of the horses we stopped over the years, World War 3 shouldn't be a problem." Red Cross Ukraine Appeal:
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Icy
7 months
Racing Twitter is going to blame Chandler Bing's death on over watering.
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Icy
2 months
Like asking the Mrs for the ride the morning after you've been on an all day bender.
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Icy
2 years
Breaking: Tom Marquand has confirmed that he will be taking Hollie Doyle's surname with immediate effect. He will now appear on racecards as Tom Doyle. Please watch your bets this flat season.
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Icy
2 years
7 in the National Hunt Chase. Put your 5 day festival in the fucking bin and start again.
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Icy
2 months
Come on, after watching the Coral Cup we are all thinking one thing. FREE RONAN MCNALLY
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Icy
2 years
BREAKING: Tomorrow's 6 runner National Hunt Challenge Cup at Cheltenham has been moved to Navan on March 29th due to lack of interest.
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Icy
1 month
How about fuck off.
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Icy
2 years
Cheltenham 2022 - A SHROODS guide. Supreme Novice No, the bookakers aren't going to take on the fav on the day. It's not 2012 anymore. Appreciate It did nothing but get shorter last year. Bookmaking has changed, get over it.
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Icy
1 year
Kevin Blake is like that lad in school that always has his homework done. I'm not sure racing deserves how good he is at doing their job.
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Thanks for the kind words re this interview and to @PiersUncensored / @Roolockwood for having me. We are awful for squabbling amongst ourselves in this industry, but I'll you tell what, we have a breed, a sport and an industry that is worth uniting & fighting for. @StandUp4Racing
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Icy
6 months
Ryan Moore would find the G spot in a woman of 19 stone.
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Icy
2 years
We are delighted to announce the final and biggest addition to our Royal @Ascot team. Robbie Dunne will be our on air fashion expert.
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Icy
5 months
"I saw those boots at the end of Bryony's bed you prick."
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Icy
1 year
One dead cue ball is too many. Stop racing and snooker NOW!
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Icy
2 years
Breaking: William Haggas seen eating a croissant in Newmarket this morning. Bookmakers react by cutting Baaeed for Longchamp.
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Icy
1 year
Does this man ever miss a picture? 🔨 @patcashhealy
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1 year
98.78% of balls end up in pockets. They were made to be potted. If there was no snooker where would all the balls go?
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I’m lost for words
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1 year
Henry De Bromhead is some man. There are no words to describe him. What an unbelievable interview with @LydiaHislop
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Icy
2 years
I waited ten minutes for @gelliott_racing to tee off. It turned out he isn't actually playing he was queuing for an ice cream.
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🗣 "I'm not sure what I'm happier about, the mare winning like that or Bryony staying over tonight." Mr P W Mullins reflects on winning the bumper at Leopardstown today.
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1 month
The worst take on the Grand National is that 20 horses being in contenion 2 out is a good thing. No it's not, it means the race isn't a test anymore. Weight won't matter anymore. The better horses will completely dominate it. Red Rum didn't die for this.
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Icy
2 years
Dirty Bastard (FR) 🇫🇷
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Icy
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Breaking 🚨 Langer Dan has been dropped 5lbs for being interfered with at Aintree.
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1 year
Congratulations to @SkyBet for absolutely disgracing themselves with a £2 refund where they will add more juice to the prices than a winning point to pointer.
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When a solicitor tells you to delete a tweet.
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Racing Prep Work. Fran Berry v Sir Anthony McCoy
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Icy
2 years
🤝 Champion trainers Nicky Henderson and Paul Nicholls to join forces from April 24th 🗣 “We can't wait to not declare our horses together.”
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Icy
2 years
"I'm going to Cheltenham at the weekend. I'll put a picture of myself on Twitter with a shit pint of Guinness wearing full kit wanker tweed. It's going to be so special. They all respect me on Twitter."
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2 years
Shark (IRE)
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Icy
11 months
You all know nothing about racing, NOTHING. 🕜🔨
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1 year
Icyed (SIC)
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Icy
2 years
My first winner in 3 years and not one bastard on here could just be happy for me.
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Aintree looks like it will throw up some top class graded races and we haven't had to suffer an ounce of hype yet. Not one preview, not one podcast and not one screenshot of a bet placed last June. This will never ever catch on.
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Icy
11 months
Breaking 🚨 Dylan Kitts has been mentioned by Coolmore part-owner Michael Tabor as a possibility for replacing Seamie Heffernan when he decides to retire.
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Icy
1 year
Galopin Des Champs has been retired today. Fantastic horse for Audrey and John Turley and our yard. He would have kicked the bollocks off of Constitution Hill in a @CheltenhamRaces Gold Cup. We wish him all the best in his eventing career.
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Icy
2 years
Congratulations to both Brian Hayes and Bryony Frost for riding a Cheltenham winner last night.
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Icy
11 months
Ryan Moore is signing autographs and standing in for selfies @RoscommonRaces . I'm starting to think it's just you English he doesn't like.
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1 year
The person on the right identifies as a tree. The person on the left identifies as a Ben Haslam trier at Sedgefield.
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Icy
2 months
No Blacks No Dogs No Irish
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I feel like I've done well not to do in the absolute lot this week. I only bet 2 winners . All the bigger positions I took were stuffed. I was more or less level after 2 days and expected to get ahead on Thursday, I didn't! Reminder that betting is fucking hard.
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Let's get this to 1 million views before the knight of the realm takes me to court.
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They think we are idiots.
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2 months
Top 5 things about Cheltenham 1 Lydia Hislop's post race interviews 2 Brian Gleeson interviewing punters and ITV coverage in general 3 The Gold Cup and the Friday card. Proper racing 4 Derek O'Connor's amazing ride on It's On The Line 5 Ballyburn
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2 years
🗣"I'm on all fours. She says, "Don't let me down now boy." The whip cracks. I reply, "if you could just hit me ome more time." Patrick Mullins shares his experience with Bryony Frost at Punchestown. Read more with Members' Club Ultimate 👇
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365 days of previews and tipping only to realise it will be run on heavy.
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Hello @racingblogger This is how far apart I think we are. Best of luck. Regards Mr Tentacles
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2 years
I fucking love Twitter...
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Men will literally watch replays of Shishkin instead of having sex.
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Breaking 🚨 As Migration did not leave the stalls in the Lincoln at Doncaster @BetMGMUK have voided all bets on the race.
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2 years
We paid Paul Townend to jump off.
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2 months
Look, say what you like about the Willie Mullins domination but at least he stopped those cheating bastards landing the Coral/County double.
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Icy
8 months
All the crowd cheered when the Blogger finally got here.
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Icy
5 months
"Ohhh 25/1 Jeriko Du Reponet for Supreme, very SHROOD"
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Icy
2 years
Frankie should’ve asked Oisin for some advice about going off the rails.
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Hello @RacingTV , Obviously i have a lawyer on speed dial. "It was freely available. I'm failing to see the reputational damage argument,he's doing his job,I think in defamation I would certainly see it as being fair and reasonable comment where there might be punters who are
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They think we are idiots.
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1 year
Delighted to see Princess Zoe arrive in the yard today. We just let her stretch her legs on her new surroundings. Danny Mullins will be taking back out his flat licence to ride her at Royal Ascot.
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World Cup Betting Update: I've lost more monkeys in the last 4 days than a Wuhan lab.
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This is a down to earth and completely honest interview. That doesn't stop Racing Twitter absolutely disgracing itself in the replies.
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🗣 "You're gutted, heartbroken, it's very hard to find horses like him" Gordon Elliott talks to Gary O'Brien about the loss of stable star Mighty Potter at Fairyhouse today.
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1 year
This bird did not die because he hit a window. He died because of the ride Sean Flanagan gave Vanillier. Racing must be stopped. Let animals live.
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Breaking 🚨 Brooks Koepka and Scottie Sheffler have been sent to Ben Haslam 💚💛
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2 years
Bag Of Shite Excuses Index: 1 Shishkin didn't go on the ground. Soft ground record 6/8 2 Kilcruit had colic and isn't just a slow bastard 3 Bravemansgame had ulcers and his trainer isn't just a coward 4 Constitution is just five years old 5 The cocaine was on her tits
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Hello @_Davy_Russel_ , I was only saying the other day I had no doubt you would come out of retirement. Welcome back. Regards Mr Tentacles
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Seamie Heffernan is one desperately unlucky jockey. He loses the uses of his arms when certain colours come up alongside.
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Exclusive 🌟 Joseph O'Brien speaks out on the pressure of trying to master both codes. 🗣️ "I told Mr McManus to send my Dad's rejects to Padraig in future. I can't be expected to train both codes on €400 per week."
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I was only saying the other day that the Racing Post's consistency is what makes it stand out.
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Lukaku with the accuracy of a Willie Mullins stable tour. #Worlds2022
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2 years
Could they not just call all the novice chases at Cheltenham after a great horse? Not one punter has a clue what each race is called anymore. The Arkle = The 2m Novice Chase The Vautour = The 2m 4f Novice Chase The Denman = The 3m Novice Chase
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"Two to fucking Five? You're lucky you pay your taxes Denise."
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Which came up the straight faster? 🕜 10/11 That Ripon horse 10/11 The Royal Procession
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Owner Rich Ricci revealed that he may be sitting on the best ante-post lay of the festival having laid Benie Des Dieux at 3-1 for the Mares Chase👇 🗣 "We could have gone to Aintree but or Cheltenham but she was dead 13 months ago "
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Being your kids racing in Ireland @tipperaryraces The Great Man 💚💛 Philip Byrnes 🔵💛💚
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Cheltenham consulting on five-day festival - and it could come as early as 2024 🗣 "The working class peasants just need to shut the fuck up and get over it. I for one can't wait for the mares bumper." Read more with Members' Club Ultimate👇
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I'm very sad to hear my oldest friend in betting Brian Hartigan has passed away. He was best known publicly for his association with Royal & Sun Alliance winner Lord Noelie. He was great counsel for life advice and I always got a bigger kick out of a winner if was on too.
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📚 HENRIETTA KNIGHT | THE BIG READ 📚 🗣️ "Paul Nicholls and Nicky Henderson are a disgrace to British racing. Declare your horse and get on with it. I was never afraid to run Best Mate" ✍️ The grande dame of British racing talks to Peter Thomas Read now with Members' Club 👇
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Rachael Blackmore winning the Grand National 💚💛 was the greatest sporting achievement of the last 10 years. So why remove the whip from the picture and make it look like she's wanking someone off?
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LET DANNY MULLINS RIDE THEM ALL
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Cross country
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Sum up the 2024 Grand National using just TWO words 👇
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Bag Of Shite Index: 🚨 1 JUST 2 RUN 3 THE 4 FUCKING 5 HORSES
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The Queen died peacefully at Balmoral this afternoon. Her last request was that the Racing League would not go ahead this evening.
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There will be a minute silence to honour those who backed Sir Gerhard for the Supreme.
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We are delighted to announce that Simon Claisse will be taking over as interim clerk of the course for the remainder of the festival. The current clerk has been told to sling his watering can and fuck off. More to follow...
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Cheltenham Preview Night Bingo: Facile Vega is too short but should win Jonbon is too short but should win Constitution Hill is too short but should win Epatante is a Champion Hurdle winner Gaillard Du Mesnil is too short but should win if he turns up here
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2 years
Nijinsky Was Born In Ukraine (UKR)
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Key Race Alert 🚨 That was fucking epic...
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Key Race Alert 🚨 City Of Troy is a bag of shite.
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1 year
The greatest contribution Davy Russell made in his career was making a cunt out of Bruce Millington.
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If self harming was a show.
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"They brought out the COVID vaccines and now Constitution Hill is dead. Some of those horses at Kempton on Tuesday were actors by the way. If you think otherwise, you haven't really done your research."
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One of the great things about Irish racing is how decent racegoers are at the gate. A random person handed me a ticket yesterday as we were about to pay in. Saved me €35. He didn't even wait for me to say thank you. That happens in Ireland all the time.
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Go on home British Grade 2 chasers, go on home Have you got no fucking Grade 1 chasers of your own For 800 years we've fought you without fear And we'll fight you for 800 more 💚💛💚💛💚💛💚💛💚💛💚💛
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"If Willie has Allaho back to his best on Tuesday."
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Rich Ricci's racing manager speaks about the journey so far with Gaelic Warrior.
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Paul Hanagan taking out more horses than Nicky Henderson went the going is soft.
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The Ronan McNally decision is everything that's wrong with racing. New money tries what old money does every day of the week. He is one of the best trainers of the last 10 years.
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